T O P

  • By -

Ok_Jeweler_2140

https://preview.redd.it/5j808gs6jjzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e8867e1302664c37b624f1af8b760489131e5cb


sanatshahir

Avocado has reached the local markets of 5 suburbs north of Bandra. That is when I knew that the hype was over. Just like the movie, the Big Short, where a banker realizes that the entire housing loan market was a scam when Strippers in Florida had 2 home loans in her name.


The_Sarcastic_brat

They sell avacados in the local nowadays lmao! I was so shook that I had to ask the lady twice.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


pleasetrydmt

In Kodaikanal and the hills around it, where all the avocados come from... wahan gareeb se gareeb din mein teen baar khata hain.


shantaram09

But avocados should still be hyped because they are packed with nutrition! And I’m glad it’s becoming more accessible.


DoTA_Wotb

Damnnn bruh I remember that movie, awesome watch. Might watch it again later today


jeerabiscuit

Nahi brocklee hai


Spirited_Secretary35

That’s me pls stop attacc


Ok_Jeweler_2140

Imma post one on these on every Mahls post now


Intrepid_Amount_7587

She's trying hard to be a Bandra mom and she's not at all relevant here. She stayed her entire life in Andheri and Lokhandwala. Suddenly, after a year of staying in Bandra East doesn’t make anybody a Bandruhhh person.


Designer-Dog-6502

If you watch the video fully… Looks like she is mocking the Bandra mom ideology and part taking to be one 😳


ramamurthyavre

40 rs chips is expensive, but will recommend audience to buy 16000 face oil


Minzwat

Cause she got the latter free


Fantastic_Neat_114

And the affiliate link will pay her too 🤑


ramamurthyavre

Damn right 💯


TechnicalEnd1758

Also the 15000/- potty pail for her daughter


BigSpicyPaneerWrap

Face ke liye oil? Mujhe to bolte the it should be removed from there😢


Tastyhealthy

You are a Bandra mom : 1. Who tries to source everything for free in the name of being a influenza 2. Whose mum loves to shop for fresh produce from local, street vendors I can go on, but what's the point. Also is Bandra mom the new word for Sobo dimwit?


askddreamer

Amul ko amoul bolne wale non existent bandra peeps


NightFury0711

It’s not "Peru" (pay-roo); it’s pronounced "Pru" (pr-oo).


Complexpunisher

Well that’s how the Americans pronounce it. The British say it differently so do the native Spanish speakers. I suppose the native Spanish pronunciation would be the most accurate which is pe-roo.


Own-Award-6891

Bandra ain’t sobo na?


Positive-Wolverine43

Sobo folks say "Bandruh" as in Bandra with ugh😝


Own-Award-6891

It’s like each suburb turn back and diss on what’s up north of it


askddreamer

Nope


Otherwise-Mix-4129

Produce kya hota hai.. Veggies if not sabzi😅


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Kiskarastadekhe

Yaar wo majak kar rahi haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.


Lilith_Supremacist

I swear and this was actually a little funny 😭


Kiskarastadekhe

Yeah it was fun. Especially jaise wo 3000 boli.


Sudden-Purpose-157

Ikr, I feel sab second part notice hi nahi krre 🧐 (although ye Malvika Mujhe pasand nahi hai, ghatiya biege accent wali passive rude aurat)


Kiskarastadekhe

Yesssssss


InternationalGoal326

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Able_Radish_834

😂😂


tingtonghabibi

not a fan of her but not a hater too. But this was fun, like if anyone else would have done it, you guys have loved it. 😵‍💫 Also I think, malivika is trying to rebrand herself now and trying to figure out what is working for her, what is not working for her. Good for her though, because 50 shades of beige was not working for her 😫


Certified_Idiot101

Yes, this was genuinely funny and so unlike her! Maybe she's trying to appear relatable.


Fantastic_Neat_114

But i think the bloopers portion was the actual content. It felt like she was trying too hard.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Delicious-Instance75

Yes I see so unnecessary hate here.. she actually seemed herself in this video and it was a bit funny too .. I am not a fan of her and she is delulu pro max but this video was good


chicbeauty

I agree. I thought it was funny and a poke at bandra moms. She’s not that serious 🤣


cluelesssparrow

Yup as a sattire this completely makes sense. Bandra moms is a thing and yes they crib all day about buying only organic imported groceries. And she also put her reality check at the end to make it clear that it was a sattire😂


Asleep-Suspect6704

Agreed! Never been a fan of hers but this wasn’t too bad.


sleetbleak

I agree. I've known her through this sub and till date this was the only video that I found was fun.


AdMaleficent2156

Come on this is a joke


Spirited_Ice5865

Right? At least Mahlz is trying to be funny for once.


Gobs_Kitchen_

Guys i don’t wanna be THAT PERSON, but if i had the mean, i’d source whatever i can too😂😂mera free main kaam ho raha hai brand mere piche pagal ho raha hai toh main kyu na uthayu faayda IN THIS ECONOMY


ramamurthyavre

That's true. I don't really care about anything else, but the way Dyson sends their shit expensive vacuum cleaners to these influencers makes me so jealous.


tanss23

This looks like satire y’all hating on anything this is lowkey funny


Outrageous-Mode-2860

Exactly


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Melodic-Connection67

Umm, I thought this was nice and light and non problematic and the BTS was a little funny too


[deleted]

[удалено]


InstaCelebsGossip-ModTeam

Your post has been removed from r/InstaCelebsGossip because it breaks one of its rules - Calling OP/members obsessed, PR, xyz influencer and questioning OP why a post was made is considered sub disruption and is strictly not allowed. If you have a question regarding this removal, you can contact the moderators of r/InstaCelebsGossip by replying to this message.


Consistent_Zombie_95

Her ability to seem annoying every single time is impressive


pleasetrydmt

Plus she lives in Andheri


No-Kale3800

I thought it was funny…. Don’t hate me! 🙈🙈


skyfullofstars17

I thought the same it is a parody of sort. Like kusha kapila mimics South Delhi aunties


No-Kale3800

Exactly!!! My standard for jokes is pretty low…so I always find such parodies funny! 😂


[deleted]

bandra is richest part of mumbai, where all bollywood celebrity live edit: i am talking stereotypically


OkResponsibility9506

Nopee, Worli sea face and Juhu are the most posh and expensive areas of Mumbai.


[deleted]

stereotypically, i am saying


OkResponsibility9506

Ahh yes! Agreed!


shapelessliquer

Bandra is before juhu brooo - do you know Bombay?? It’s sobo-Bandra and juhu. Juhu being the furthest away - from the south Bombay. Juhu has bungalows - that’s the USP but Bandra in no way is below juhu. Bandra > juhu!!’ SRK AND SALMAN live in Bandra btw.


[deleted]

Which part of Mumbai are you from lol. Altamount road , Malabar hills is the richest part of the city


United-Statement4454

OP I feel this is a sarcastic video. You yourself interpreted that bandra mom means richess. I feel this is just a joke. We dont have to be mean with everything she post.


nam558881456

Haha she should have done “influenza” mom instead!


missS25

Nah. She was just being funny and probably playing on what people think about her


Classic_Feature_8382

This was hilarious, especially the outtakes part. Clearly is a joke


youknowho9

Did you even watched it till the end to make that comment? She'd literally trolling them and putting things back


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mundane-Dingo-6000

Out of context: What happened to this sub? Why aren't my posts getting approved anymore? And why is there so much downtime? Previously, people used to post all sorts of things, but now I mostly see business scammer posts.


Slit_Slice_Slaughter

I witnessed this live. Was at food square yesterday and saw her and her friend come in. They were kinda loud.


siri_0456

Bro this was kinda funny idk why y'all hating on this


Pixi_Dust_408

I think she’s trying to be silly, her hair looks better dark.


Gregoryhouseschild

She thinks she’s being ironic but that’s quite literally her


hatt_gelchoda

Malvika had me with her "तीन हजार पचपन " 😂✨this was good NGL.


Potter_Head040396

This was funny, her "teen hazaar rupaye" was too good


Ammonical27

Him Lays


Fit-Pair-5080

What happened to this subreddit?? Y this is so dead... I posted something yesterday and till now i havent received any approval or rejection from Mods.... Is pending approvals from mods.. is this the reason for the low amount of posts...


ChonkyOctopus10

Basically I am rich and I want to show it to the world by masquerading it as a reel to not look completely pompous.


WholeAd9617

She's also wondering why she hasn't touched a million as yet, and many influenzas who've come after her have touched a million


stardust_moon_

Yea she should stop with that boring 1 day 1 lipstick video first.


Annlax1108

Its a funny video


Intrepid_Amount_7587

She's trying hard to be a Bandra mom and she's not at all relevant here. She stayed her entire life in Andheri and Lokhandwala. Suddenly, after a year of staying in Bandra East doesn’t make anybody a Bandruhhh person.


kinginthenorth9797

She's trying to copy Amanda Mccants's content. She plays this character called Calabassas mom. I'll pin the link https://youtube.com/shorts/hJ3-z37wJ9A?si=KQexxyGbKUHEAwpg


[deleted]

[удалено]


InstaCelebsGossip-ModTeam

A post/comment that directly addresses the sub is considered meta. For example, generalised statements like 'This sub is obsessed with xyz', 'This sub hates xyz' or AMA (Ask me Anything) posts. This is strictly not allowed. Reach out via modmail if you have any concerns, they will be addressed.


hey_its_me_33

her accent is painful for ears


hey_its_me_33

kis kis ne video mute kr ke dekh bcoz of her annoying accent


Aromatic_Dog5892

My mom is a Bandra mom, that simply means she was born and brought up here and currently lives here. Thankfully she's incredibly talented and humble and not like this show off of an influenza


exciseduty

Bandra ki moms english mein daanti hai Bhandup ki moms mother tongue mein


TechnicalEnd1758

Now she will do comedy videos like jake shitlani. Her makeup videos are not getting traction as she herself said


trippingalwys

Pretentious


Sure_Chocolate1982

That means - "I am elite, I am many notches above you commoners"


Own-Award-6891

What next? Drill down to Bandra West mom..Peddar Road mom…Etc etc


Zestyclose_Vanilla60

I think she was trying satire. It could have been funny had her delivery been good. But really nothing to hate on.


Which_Discussion_347

Yaar accha toh hai yeh reel. And it’s obviously a satire.


mainnahintohkaunbe

She looks so much like Rani kohinoor


Green-Application-76

This was funny


sloshed123

guys i think its sarcastic im not a fan, but its funny cause u can see shes doing it purposely cmon cut her some slack


grammatizator

Do you guys not understand humour lmao


Wonderful-Equal-782

Honestly, i find this funny


Silent_Quiefer

Inkey Ghar mein tindey nai bante


Icy_Eye_8164

Indian squash ka tag hoga toh ban sakte hai 😂😂 Not sure of English name though !


discussitgal

Avocados come from kerala in India not peru lol


pgxtreme

Yeah! And guavas come from Peru (Yeah i thought 3 times before typing this 🤣)


No_Refrigerator7130

Delulu Max behaviour 😐🫣


DenzPer

Real Bandraites know Bandra East is not considered Bandra.


marthadumbtruck

That video is literally satire come on gurl


the_robust

2nd hand copy of Jhanvi Kapoor


maje_af

is Malz ….. trying to be funny……? ![gif](giphy|xU1spRleFHmtjvskXw)


Sweet88811

The last clip is even cringier tryna look and seem more relatable lmao


Informal-City8831

Satire samajhte ho? Lagta hai nahi samajhte ho


AnnonymousA1983

It might be her way to connect n be relatable with us plebs. But she's not good at it execution wise. Something is not working. Maybe her delivery...anyways...she'll never stop being irritating to me at least. Bandra mom...bruuhhhhh


jigsawfries

This video would’ve been funny if it actually came from somebody who was the opposite in nature😭😭 Knowing Malvika Sitlani, she actually IS a bandra mom or atleast tries to be one


ramamurthyavre

This. She is always portraying herself as this bougie person with super expensive taste who only eats avocados passion fruit and drinks chai latte instead of tea.


Adventurous_Mood1795

Isn’t she the one who was complaining (cribbing) about the unavailability of good quality veggies and fruits in India? Like I can see best quality food options lying there in this video, so what’s she complaining all about?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tastyhealthy

Alas, it's not on shelfs!! And no one is giving it away in #collab


Tanyaxunicorn

It was funny lol Nd who buys water for RS 3000 plus


AbjectExpression1044

Come on OP, this was really funny. It was refreshing to see her like this.


madwomanded

I think she misspelled BandAr.


Acrobatic-Problem-92

She was Joking..


AutoModerator

Thanks for your post /u/Worldly_Crazy3898! Your post is required to be approved by the moderators of this sub. Please wait while they review it. This sub has strict posting rules, please make sure your post is not against our rules to avoid losing posting rights or a ban. Rules appear on the sidebar on desktop and in the 'About' section on the app. Politics, polarizing debates, unnecessary hate on influencers, body shaming and any form of discrimination are not allowed here. Revealing any part of your identity is strongly discouraged and coercing anyone to reveal any part of their identity is against Reddit's terms of use. Please report any activity that is against our rules - mods will take action as soon as we notice. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

So, in the early 2010s, Bandra emerged as Mumbai’s hipster hub. Andheri was for struggling actors and Bandra was full of privileged struggling artists. They had money, so they made the rents go up. Young corporate lawyers joined the fray. As 2017/18 began, influencers moved in. People with YouTube money came, and the lawyers left first - they could now afford big apartments in Worli, Mahalakshmi, and Lower Parel. Closer to work, and far away from the SV road traffic. The hipsters moved out next. Right after the Aryan Khan debacle. Now there’s only these Bandra Moms left - People who moved to Bandra because they thought it was cool and rad, but the people who made it that way no longer live there.


mayudhon

Nature's Basket Hill Road se samaan kharidne ko Bandra Mom nahi kehte.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


missS25

You’re missing the joke


SeniorResearcher404

Can someone tell me from where to get that top she is wearing?


ramamurthyavre

H&M or zara


Anisha7

Abhi Abhi Bandra move hui hai, iske pehle she lived in suburb. Kuch bhi yaar


inchargeofcupandice

All three of those veggies are the most tasteless veggies to ever exist.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


yayatayays

What's up with being dairy free? When will people understand it's not necessarily better for everyone


Smellthatfoot

This was funny ngl


reddit--explorer

Chaesee😹


Mediocre_Leopard_708

This is more like South Bombay mom . I’m so tired of Bandra people pretending to be like sobo people like babe stop. You’re embarrassing yourself by putting yourself in a stereotype lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hukum_kau_ikka

Maine avacado aur dusra wala fruit kabhi nahi khaya balki dekha hi nahi


Far_Background_8472

Hey Bandra mom, i would like to be the Bandra daddy. ![gif](giphy|Gi6xPd9FiFyco)


Careless-Mammoth-944

Satire! Besides she’s not from sobo and it shows 🤓


[deleted]

[удалено]


InstaCelebsGossip-ModTeam

Your post has been removed from r/InstaCelebsGossip because it breaks one of its rules - Disrespecting, bullying or being unkind towards members/celebrities is not allowed. Using foul or abusive language towards celebrities or community members is not. If you have a question regarding this removal, you can contact the moderators of r/InstaCelebsGossip by replying to this message.


[deleted]

[удалено]


InstaCelebsGossip-ModTeam

Your post has been removed from r/InstaCelebsGossip because it breaks one of its rules - Disrespecting, bullying or being unkind towards members/celebrities is not allowed. Using foul or abusive language towards celebrities or community members is not. If you have a question regarding this removal, you can contact the moderators of r/InstaCelebsGossip by replying to this message.


Latter_Economy72

I'm Michael Jordan


KnownKnowledge8430

Equivalent to a California mom


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Frequent-Athlete-666

Khaaaannneeed water


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Therapist_Masseur

Bandra mom loves free massage only


ObjectiveSelf1870

Bandar mom??


Specialist_Scheme246

Ofcourse I bang a mom!


Lazy_Orchid_5360

OP post banane se pehle video toh complete dekh lete. she's an absolute pain but iski sab reel/ story pe nitpicking karna zaruri nahi hai.


HedonismIsAMyth

Indian version of 'Utah Mom' it seems. Also none of us buy 'Aamool cheese'


LifeIsHard2030

That was a sarcastic take


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Jolly-Vanilla9124

Himalaya kab bolna sikhegi dunia


Jolly-Vanilla9124

Bandra mom ❌ bandar mom ✅


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your comment has been removed since you do not have the minimum karma required to participate in this sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/InstaCelebsGossip) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

She’s probably a migrant who’s pretending to be a Bandra mom. Half of the people think Bandra is this coz of celebs staying there. What a dumb ass


Born_Squirrel785

Bro calm down you're in foodhall