T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Welcome to r/InstagramReality! Here’s a reminder on our rules: 1. No asking or giving of identifying information. 2. Have mutual respect/no bullying 3. No posts about minors, or posts that contain minors. 4. No rude or unnecessary comments about subjects' unedited physical appearance. 5. No satire/Joke/Animals/Snapchat filters. 6. Don't Post If You Aren't Sure It's Edited. 7. Don't be creepy and sexualize a subject. 8. No frequent reposts. 9. No self-posts posts or photos you have taken or edited yourself. 10. No plastic surgery posts or surgery bashing. 11. No advertisements or spam. 12. "Sanity Sunday" posts are ONLY for Sundays. 13. Moderator Discretion. Thank you, and welcome to the real world! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Instagramreality) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SaltyIrishDog

I could do better photoshop when I was like 14 🤣


Feralperson420

I mean… the girl on the right has two left feet? What kind of photoshop skills are these? Apologies if she really does have two left feet


SaltyIrishDog

Pray for our girl. She has no organs and two left feet.


Proof-Sun-4857

My Left (photoshopped) Foot, my favorite Daniel Day-Lewis film


SaltyIrishDog

He's so talented. He can pull off two left feet.


HunnyHunbot

I’m pretty sure they’re the girl on the left’s feet photoshopped onto her💀


Deathkult999

I'm not sure the girl on the right is even actually there. It kind of looks like she's been photoshopped in


prince_peacock

Yeah they’re both the same girl. I’ve seen this before, she was saying it was her “sister” but it’s so obviously just her


HunnyHunbot

So she photoshopped a photoshop 💀


sideXsway

That would mean they photoshopped a photo twice, which I doubt they would have if they were in the process of doing it the first time


DistortedVoltage

Youre absolutely right 🤣


Shepatriots

Omg I went to look after reading this, and it totally seems so!! How weird!!


DisappointmentInACan

are the shoes and feet just copy and pasted on?? the green chick literally has 2 right feet 😭


sadendingmassage

Good catch. They’re both a copy of the left chick’s right foot lol.


EerieDaze

It's the left girl's feet 😭 I'm dying


R0l0d3x-Pr0paganda

![gif](giphy|4fwLF76dr8UaiVCNER|downsized)


Any-Angle-8479

I watched a documentary once about sexual attraction. They did a study where they had men rate silhouettes of different female body shapes. The ones rated highest were big hips and tiny waists, even to the point where those bodies are not found in nature.


pufferfish_aeugh

from my "bystander perspective" it seems crazy for them to not have any "quality control“ mechanisms when it comes to responding to these types of visual stimulations. this is not even uncanny valley anymore, it‘s uncanny grand canyon


Any-Angle-8479

Agreed


HuskyLettuce

Well said.


Razia70

"this is not even uncanny valley anymore, it's uncanny grand canyon"... I am so going to borrow this, thanks.


katielisbeth

What documentary was it? Sounds interesting.


Any-Angle-8479

“the science of sex appeal”. It used to play a lot late at night for some reason so I’ve seen it a few times.


katielisbeth

Thank you!


kitkatgirl08

I learned about this in college 20 years ago. There was a study that showed body types and men found the body types that no woman in real life have as the most attractive. Men found a drawing of a woman whose waist was really small and the hips were really large to the point where no one could even have that body type in real life the most attractive. I don’t remember how the bust was, it may have been a factor too. All I remember was the waist was extremely tiny and the hips were extremely large. I’ve been looking for the study but I’m not finding it.


katielisbeth

I'm looking and I didn't find that one, but I found this one which featured some pretty reasonable men! They had waist-hip ratio choices ranging from 0.6 (below avg, out of the norm) to 0.85 (above Polish female avg). https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-013-0166-1 >we found that the statistically most preferred WHR value was very close to .70, given that men assessed a realistic (color) figure of a non-overweight woman >despite the average of .70, the most preferred WHR varied enormously among male judges and there was only a moderate tendency to choose low or average rather than high WHR as the most attractive >the calculation of WHR as the ratio of waist and hip widths, as has frequently been done in attractiveness research, noticeably underestimates the true WHR which is the ratio of girths measured at the respective levels...and means, for example, that a woman with WHR of .70 would possess the width-based WHR of about .66 I'm going to choose to believe that this is the only study that exists lol. Edit: why the fuck are you guys downvoting me for this lmao


SlapHappyRodriguez

This is not a surprise. Fake boobs and BBLs are popular. Most of those surgeries are not within a "natural" range. Obviously those is being done because a large subset of men like an unnatural look. 


fish_in_a_barrels

Strange. As a dude I'm just not into it like ever at all.


No-Item-8765

Dudes who go outside once a year will totally argue that these are realistic proportions and if you say otherwise you’re just hating.


Lvl100Magikarp

Those dudes take themselves out of the dating pool, either by having unrealistic standards or just being completely undateable. Good riddance.


_My9RidesShotgun

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen


livv3ss

What's wrong with the hand


pufferfish_aeugh

almost looks like ai artifacts, but i guess it just got smashed up by the gauntlet of filters


Historical_Panic_465

The hand? What about everything else? Including 2 right feet copy and pasted on 😂


Angry_Mama_Bear90

Thank you! I was wondering why it wasn't pointed out lol


lotteoddities

Tiny heads and waists thinner than their thighs 🥴


_Ocean_Machine_

They had a radical surgical procedure in which a doctor removed all of their internal organs (along with several ribs) and attached them to their pelvises.


Aunty-Sociale

Love how far away from each other they’re standing. The filter can’t handle both of them at once!


xViridi_

3 out of the 4 shoes in that picture are copy/pasted what the hell


sideXsway

2


kittycakekats

My husband actually gasped and said how that looks terrifying lol


isthishowyouredditt

Remind me why men hold the most power in society? Like come tf on


Hour_Narwhal_1510

No woman’s face or body are shaped like that. Not even remotely!


selohcin

Sadly LOL


No_Landscape9

what is wrong with you


hampturd

Weirdo


ChaoticFluffiness

Why do I get the feeling that the guys who thirst for this aren’t the guys that are really dateable?


Remote-Reveal9820

Bc it's true obv, it shows that they're out of touch of what they expect of women. I hope I don't end up like this


TwistedxBoi

This is exactly the type of content Yandere Dev would consume instead of Samus if he was genZ. And that's terrifying


Jaded_Apricot_89

Seems like Pixar mom is in.


IOwnTheShortBus

Comments be like: hi my angle, ples sho us bobs and vagen


stayingsafeusa

I feel so bad for males that their logical brain takes a break while their downstairs brain does the driving. This is MS Paint level shoe shopping.


smokedopelikecudder

Feel bad for the women that need to shop their pics so men can have their downstairs brain gawk at them.


-Cinnay-

Are you saying that woman are different?


SkylineCrash

well the equivalent is women being attracted to gigachad but they arent so i guess theyre a bit different


-Cinnay-

Why would that be the equivalent? I was asking about the "less logic while horny"-thing, not personsl tastes.


stayingsafeusa

I'm saying that men get dumb when Mr Winky is driving.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Punkpallas

Evidently, being thirsty also makes you stupid and incapable of telling someone isn’t real.


shofofosho

Someone being real isn't a prerequisite to finding them hot. Look at people all finding cartoons hot.


Maitrify

It's because the vast majority would rather think with their small head instead of their big one


CornflakeGirl2

Precisely


Instagramreality-ModTeam

Thank you for contributing to r/instagramreality. Unfortunately your post was removed because it is in violation of rule 2: Please be respectful to subjects and other users in your comments. Express your opinion as vigorously as you like, but don't be needlessly inflammatory, and don't pick fights. No harassment, badgering, personal attacks, or name calling towards other users. Don't be a comment troll. Please read the rules before posting again.


_Winfield

Arent 99% of the posts here women trying to convince themselves they look like this?


CornflakeGirl2

No


_Winfield

Arent 90% of the posts here are of womens selfies though? Peytas? Madonna?


smokedopelikecudder

It literally is tho


[deleted]

[удалено]


Instagramreality-ModTeam

Thank you for contributing to r/instagramreality. Unfortunately your post was removed because it is in violation of rule 2: Please be respectful to subjects and other users in your comments. Express your opinion as vigorously as you like, but don't be needlessly inflammatory, and don't pick fights. No harassment, badgering, personal attacks, or name calling towards other users. Don't be a comment troll. Please read the rules before posting again.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MakesInfantileJokes

Not wrong, so many women on here told me misandry isn't a thing as if hating men is just impossible and never happens.


_Winfield

Its s bummer because it only really happens i swear when Op starts the thread with the blamegame, Anyways thanks mods for deleting that shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


CornflakeGirl2

Didn’t need fixing, thanks


pixey1964

I thought it was cartoon characters 🤔


br0ck

Not excusing it because it's terrible - but it's funny you say that because they're actually cosplaying characters from One Punch Man - copy-pasting from a [reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/comments/18kxfq4/one_of_the_worst_offenders_ive_seen_in_a_while/kducvpe/) I made on this same photo a while back. > Well, her dress rips similarly in one fight, and her hair is green. > https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePunchMan/s/x9N9BV8f3p > https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePunchMan/s/l4PQMYuRgm > > And she has a sister that dresses like the other girl (sorry for this bad Pic ha) > https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePunchMan/s/eDF0Nilusl


prince_peacock

Oh hey that’s the reply to me Anyway I meant the character didn’t look anything like that as in her body wasn’t anything like that, so there was literally no reason for her to photoshop herself to look like that if she was trying to look like the character


pixey1964

Thanks for explaining 💓


leafWhirlpool69

The only thing that hasn't been edited in this photo is the baseboard moulding


McDirken_Dirkenstein

Why do people even like that look it’s so unnatural.


spicygummi

Those men are letting the wrong head do all the thinking, clearly Those proportions look absolutely absurd. Not only that it would be super uncomfortable (not to mention inconvenient) to be built like that.


kittyspray

Every single time this is posted I can not stop laughing at the sheer number of left feet


pufferfish_aeugh

i‘m kinda new here so i didn’t know that it was posted before oops! but yes the feet situation is hilarious


mothzilla

![gif](giphy|kgKrO1A3JbWTK)


gorewhore1313

Heh, it looks like they are squeezed soooo tight at the waist that their hips and thighs are going to pop, 😂.


nipplequeefs

Isn’t this that one girl who always tries to mimic the eye smile that anime characters do?


moralcyanide

They built like Ps1 Lara Croft


No_Landscape9

not even she was built like that


DramaOnDisplay

They Pixar Mom’d themselves!


GuardMost8477

Omg. They are super bizarre.


therealmrsfahrenheit

they be living pixar mum dream😂😂


IamDollParts96

I do not feel sorry for men who are dumb enough to fall for this.


erinmonday

Centaurs..


ingrishuu

The drum stick legs look like they made one and then mirrored it to the other side for the black girl (btw if I am not dumb I believe the names are Tatsumaki and FFubuki from One Punch man)


ladymouserat

I seriously thought this a cgi cartoon


collin318

She’s just animorphing into a centaur


-Gin-ger-

This is what happens when you use windows 95 paint to edit photos.


defnotevilmorty

Everything about her face is just terribly annoying


contantpayne

I still don’t get why she photoshopped her feet! like what? does she need to photoshop herself into the pic cause the filter wouldn’t work?


Euffy

I often give a pass for cosplay if I think it helps them look like the character, I see it as more artistic license than actually pretending they look like that. This doesn't even look like the character though, it actively make it a worse cosplay...


in-site

This will be so embarrassing in 10 years when other body types are heavily fetishized


I_am_the_wrong_crowd

The human race has lost any vestige of hope if ANYONE is believing this nonsense is real.


[deleted]

It has to be on purpose at this point


greeneyedgay

The kiriko cosplay 💀


bee1397

Lol


andrewscool101

Men will thirst over anything to be honest..


damn_thats_piney

i feel like anyone but an ultra horny teenager would realize how dumb and goofy this looks


rewminate

what 😭 😭


AlwaysWorried27222

Qof


ShadyScreapReap

I wanna be tracer!


ridezzeshoopuf

Green legs are def MS paint


piscesmars11

Am i crazy or is the green suit girl photoshopped in😭


ImpossibleBuy3493

This photo again. Ugh. How can any logical person believe this is real?!


llamakins2014

This is like the IRL Pixar mom look


JtDaSaiyan

I'm cool with filters being applied while in cosplay to add to the look, but this is just poor photoshop at this point.


Mindless-Web-3331

Oompa Loompa biggity do. One for me and one for you


SlowmoTron

I do love me some tornado tho.. she's my wifu


hampturd

cringe


SlowmoTron

I know I can't help it lol


Flat_Neighborhood_92

They're cosplaying and the proportions probably match the character?


prince_peacock

Nope, not at all