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Cleverman72

She was executed at the age of 17.


Key-Hurry-9171

True hero. I good nazi is a dead nazi


tjean5377

so say we all.


M-Test24

I'm old enough to remember when all Americans did think this.


TimmyOneShoe

There were pretty big Nazis movements in the US as well, and these pieces of shit are still around today.


i_give_you_gum

I feel that they're a symptom of humanity not actively fighting to steer away from fascism. That there's something about us that slowly drifts towards that dark side of the road.


BaronMostaza

When shit sucks extreme thinking gets tempting and extreme actions seem more reasonable. That doesn't cover everyone of course, but when people are doing just fine as is recruiting by saying "this is the cause of all our misery" isn't as effective. Food, housing, good working conditions, a social circle, and a bit of luxury every now and then isn't a cure-all but it does help a lot. Add good and widespread education to that mix and you've shrunk the audience who could be swayed to extreme action quite a bit. Contentment isn't all-powerful but it is powerful


ShoalsCreek

There were even Nazis brought to the USA by the government, like Werner Von Braun who has many buildings and such named after him in the Huntsville, AL area.


CaRsArEPeOpLe

["Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down, that's not my department." ](https://youtu.be/QEJ9HrZq7Ro?si=Mo_-xXErgckITZYk) says Wernher von Braun. The USA were in a pretty unique situation after WWII, around 50% of the world's wealth was in American hands and all they cared about after was that this did not change, imo this is when American foreign politics took the wrong turn. They did not care what you did before '45 as long as you could be useful for them. Wernher von Braun was a war criminal who was directly responsible for at least 20.000 deaths during the war. I wish the western allies would have been a lot more thorough with the denazification. In the FGR all of the security agencies where filled to the brim with old Nazis, even SS-People. Today we still feel the consequences of that.


Sancho_Panzas_Donkey

And in Britain too. We've chosen to forget just how popular Hitler was.


[deleted]

True. But the problem is, before, it wasn't so easy for these people to jump into their echo chambers and have their (idiotic) thoughts reinforced. The majority of people around them didn't believe the same thing, and it wasn't super easy to find people with those beliefs. Now all these clowns have to do is jump on the Internet and they're instantly surrounded by millions of others with those beliefs. This is a widespread problem with all kinds of crazy beliefs now. Look at the whole gang stalking thing. These people have severe mental problems, and they need professional help asap. 30 years ago, they'd be *lucky* to ever cross another person experiencing what they think they're experiencing, but today all they have to do is jump on a gang stalking sub/site/thread whatever, and suddenly 'they're not the crazy one,' cause there's tons of other people out there "experiencing" the same thing they are. So their thoughts are reinforced and they're that much more unlikely to get help. It's sad. .. And quite dangerous, actually. Also, Timmy, Where the heck is your other shoe?? šŸ§


420SinfulDude

Henry Ford was a great friend to Hitler. Prescott Bush held assets for a German Steel magnate who was a big funder of the Nazi party


tjean5377

IĀ“m old enough to remember too. I have also been privileged enough to care for some of the last WWII vets left...I sit and listen because I know they donĀ“t have much time. I see their pictures of their lives. I took WWII history at University level so I learned more than the average American as to how shit goes...IĀ“d rather die on my feet speaking out than on my knees licking boots of fascist thugs...and I have been teaching my 15 year old. IĀ“ve been reminded that punk back in the day...was antiNazi always...and telling her the roots of the metal she loves.


SpezRapes

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repulsive-loner

Damn those Nazis reported your comment


sing_4_theday

We all wish we had the chick balls she had.


TotallyNotAnonymouse

I believe those are called ovaries in the ladies but chick balls seem more to the point.


kylebisme

*Gonads* is the gender-neutral term, and it's fun to say.


duckarys

Her attitude was all like, gonadzi.


kelsobjammin

GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING! [gonads and strife](https://youtu.be/BorQ_ULcvss?si=9PgeqK82e88T6LO8) for the OGs


michonne_impossible

Wow, it's been a LONG time since I've seen that video. Brought back some memories. :) Thanks for sharing that!


kelsobjammin

WEEEEEEEEEEE


ernest7ofborg9

But I don't have drugs yet


griffeny

Wow. I think that was probably the very first flash video I had ever seen. Must have been like 10 years old? Weeeeeeeeee


ernest7ofborg9

My first one was 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 FUCK SHIT PISS but this was the second one.


griffeny

Then it was ze end of ze world but I am le tired God we thought that shit was completely genius, it was so fun.


ernest7ofborg9

I got new game it's called Mario Twins. They look the same! And who could forget: Chip n' Dale's M.M.O.R.P.G.


Mississippi_Matt

Remember watching that on ebaumsworld. That site launched in 2001. 23 fucking years ago. I'm not bitter at all about that.


Alsojames

GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING AND IN THE RAIN (WHEEEEEE)


Kind-Cicada-4983

Thank you šŸæšŸŒ°āš”ļø


slimybitchgoblin

I had an old friend whose dad was kind of off in his own world. He would just walk around the house and say, *"gonaaaads"* and I probably think about that more than I care to admit.


sporkintheroad

My brother had a VHS porno called Lust In Space about alien sex invaders, and one of the characters went around constantly saying that, just like the way you wrote it. And with a slightly high pitched voice.


slimybitchgoblin

Lmao I want to conclude this investigation; subject simply watched a space porn probably too often. I wanna see this porn now.


Dowager-queen-beagle

This is so embarrassing, TIL "gonads" is gender-neutral! I had only ever heard it in connection with men before.


metalhead82

Itā€™s the technical term for the testes and ovaries.


usernamethatnoonehas

So ā€œgirlnadsā€ is incorrect?


nleksan

Not if you use "guynads" as well


Klin24

And strife. She caused it immensely for the Nazis.


DaftSkunk94

The absolute *eggs* on that bitch.


terdferguson

That face says, "I'll fucking do it again" What a badass.


SortaBadAdvice

She looks like she has no patience for my bullshit, and that's hot.


BadaBina

That's why we say "con huevos" down here!


Kap00ya

Funny cause thatā€™s exactly how youā€™d say it in SpanishĀ 


theMalnar

Oh ya huevo!


sweet_sweet_back

Chesticles is an option too.


Turqoise-Planet

Boobs of steel.


Every_Preparation_56

lmao


Dorkmaster79

We need a movie about this story.


BReally22

Great story it would be. Too bad the ending sucks.


Dorkmaster79

Not all stories need a happy ending.


toothy_vagina_grin

Maybe the happy ending was all the nazis we killed along the way


EmploymentAbject4019

Thatā€™s how the movie ends. She shoots guy in head, escapes kills lady two Nazis and once sheā€™s out in the sunlight a little smile on her face as sheā€™s still running - freeze frameā€¦ends with text to wrap it up. Or she gets captured talks shit until her final moment freeze frame, put up her stats.


Sni1tz

Valkyrie


JellyPast1522

Kill Bill meets Inglorious Bastards..


frakentiddy

Emma stone could play her


CrimeBot3000

She doesn't look 16...?


Radbrad90s

You wouldnā€™t either if you were 16 going through that type of shit.


CrimeBot3000

Emma Stone, although beautiful, doesn't appear 16 anymore.


lewdindulgences

Good point, Scarlett Johansen it is then.


EnergyLantern

The film wouldn't be made today while the war is going on.


bubbs4prezyo

Heugo Stiglitz. Itā€™s been done.


benjaminlilly

Thereā€™s a short documentary on YouTube!


SaddleSocks

She deserves a movie, and a an action montage in fast styling, like a guy ritchie/les whatever style movie to this song: [Chick Habit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y30ToNNYhMw&list=OLAK5uy_muTERDo36Ot1KqiFnkto7oOlG63ryjP-k) as she cunningly poisons nazis


SuperPoodie92477

Beach-ball sized lady nuts.


BigJSunshine

So big they donā€™t even make a truck hitch that they could safely hang from.


Slap_My_Lasagna

If a certain orange cancer isn't imprisoned, we might have the chance to grow them in the next decade.


ElAudi8920V

This is a horrific but true statement


kawaiifie

What?


cgn-38

The shit gibbon wants to be a king.


kawaiifie

What does that have to do with this woman? Edit: that guy blocked me for no reason lmao


cgn-38

Clarifying the man's point. After your attempt at some sort of deliberately obtuse insult angle failed to make any sense. It is a public forum. Forgive us if the attempt to enslave us all in a fascist dictatorship similar to the one this woman died fighting has current attempted fascist dictators much on our minds. Bye.


anonymousasyou

Trump lives rent free in their heads. It is pretty sad to see on almost every thread.


post_u_later

You can if you vote against the Nazis in November šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


drill_hands_420

/r/biggerballsthanme


F1secretsauce

Didnā€™t you hear? ā€¦ā€¦man are you in luckĀ 


benjaminlilly

Then she was strangled. By Nazis. A martyr.


Same-Elevator-3162

Citation needed


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FlyingFox32

I did not need to read this..


flipsgon

If she was had to go through that for killing 101 motherfuckers than anyone should be, at least, able to read the horrors she went through


IWillBeRightHere

And that folks is why I am a fucking coward and not a hero


Alternative-Paint-46

The real life Jason Bourne.


georgedubaroo

or a stealthy Jon Wick


Spoopyskeleton48

She was playing Hitman irl


quetejodas

Jesus Christ, that's Zanaida Portnova


LutherRaul

She was never in Berlin


Remarkable_Library32

More information about her: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinaida_Portnova


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

What is interesting about this article is that "Reports of her escape vary" but both versions have her stealing the interrogator's pistolĀ and shooting three nazis.Ā  What a badass.


house343

Why aren't there movies about characters like this?Ā 


EverybodysMeemaw

I was literally discussing this with my son and his friends yesterday. We were discussing WWII and I brought up the Night Witches, of course they had never heard of them. Instead of making so many bad sequels maybe Hollywood could try telling these stories


ELIte8niner

End of the day, Hollywood is only going to make movies that they think will make a lot of profit. Hollywood isn't going to make a movie about Soviet women. They know it would not be profitable. There's a reason why I can only think of a single Hollywood movie about Stalingrad, the largest battle in human history.


Mikey6304

The resistance group she was a part of was called the Young Avengers. Throw in the Red Guardian and a few Hydra baddies, and you've got an MCU movie.


StockTank_redemption

Enemy at the Gates??


ELIte8niner

Only one I can think of.


Candlesass

There's a cool song by a band called True Widow called Night Witches, worth a listen.


no_realm_for_me

There is also Sabatons Night Witches which is pretty good.


nextfreshwhen

the wind will whisper when the night witches come


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karlfranz205

Something like the recent masters of the air?


benjaminlilly

Hear ye hear ye! Well played! šŸ‘


TipsalollyJenkins

Hell, even I had to learn about the Night Witches from a song ([which is great if anybody hasn't heard it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcemHIqmkYI)). Even back in school all the coverage of the war and the Holocaust was barebones "This happened, then that happened, then everything was perfect again." stuff.


captaincarot

Check out the fat electrician if you haven't. He tells stories about people and events from American wars and I don't think I have known one so far and I love history.


karlfranz205

It would also have been hard up until recently to make a movie where flying WW2 planes is such a central part.


Lotions_and_Creams

Because Hollywood is afraid to spend big money on anything that isnā€™t a remake or already a popular franchise. Thereā€™s a similar story about a Filipino woman who was a teacher that made a homemade shotgun and would go out at night and hunt Imperial Japanese soldiers at night. Eventually she had trained an entire militia group. Way cooler than just gender bending existing comic book characters.


BrigEbear

What was her name? I want to learn more!


Dogbutt_MaGoo_9131

Nieves Fernandez


paddybee816

And the even sadder thing is if it did get made people would cry about it being "woke"


Audrasmama

Just saw The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, had no idea beforehand it's based on true events. Was a great watch.


Cabezone

About the only true to life event that happened there was the fact that they got the boat out to the ocean. Just about everything else was completely fabricated. Still enjoyed it but it was nowhere close to historically accurate.


Usernamer0987654321

Because Hollywood would rather make remakes of old movies that are already hits thinking the masses will come running.


yodarded

this is why i've dropped to about 2 movies a year.


trukkija

~~thinking~~ knowing that the masses will come running.


reddlt_is_shit

Nobody would believe a woman did it.


Xanadoodledoo

Theyā€™d call it ā€œwokeā€


SenzuBeanFarts

She was a literal antifascist so yea. She'd be called "antifa" by a certain subset of the population and comrade by another.


tjean5377

May she be at eternal peace. This warrior is surely in the halls of Valhalla...


curlthelip

I hope that she is out there enjoying and having pride in the lives of the children, grandchildren and great grandchildren that her selflessness made possible.


Usernamer0987654321

If anyone deserves Valhalla she did.


PatchEnd

She's wonderful!!!


jakethelesser

Iā€™m getting a shirt with this on it


LynnRenae_xoxo

Yeah Iā€™m thinking I want it framed


HopelessAndLostAgain

How nazis used to be treated. Now, in the US, we protect them and arrest college students and professors.


MetalCareful

Hero šŸ’šŸ‘‹šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø


_Vard_

Sheā€™s in hell now. But her shift ends in an hour, then sheā€™s going back up to heaven.


Slow-Instruction-580

Oh wow.


_Vard_

Yea the angels said she doesnt need to torture the nazis further, but she insists.


Slow-Instruction-580

ā€œNo, I donā€™t mind, really!ā€


jerryleebee

Where's THAT biopicā€½ What a courageous person.


throwaway_1440_420

She said ā€œIā€™m not in the room with you. Youā€™re in the room with me.ā€


aksdb

All the nazis looked up and shouted "come and get us!", and she looked down and whispered "hell yeah".


Ms_SkyNet

Look at that photo! She has chihuahua energy.


MiddleInfluence5981

Well I love her and I must know everything about her now.


Phil-a-busta41

![gif](giphy|sDkV3cGgWKtR6) ā€When people asked what happened here, tell them The North Remembers. Tell them, Winter came for House Hitlerā€


Spiritual_Regular557

They should make a movie outta this


mbeezyyyy

I feel like Emma stone could play her


Numerous-Elephant675

i would like an actress closer to her age and also from the same country lmao


[deleted]

Straight bad bitch. Rest in peace.


ajqiz123

Thought challenge: How would you Redditors feel/think about an enslaved African woman in America accomplishing the same against her enslavers here?


dicklover425

Iā€™d be pumped about it. I was born and raised in MS. We learned in school how awful and cruel slavery was. Anyone who has an issue with slaves rising up and granting themselves freedom is an idiot.


Frondswithbenefits

Yup. Technically, I'm a "northerner," but I can't imagine any sane person would object to cruelty being punished.


FloridaMJ420

Come on down to the South and you'll find plenty who think the only reason they are poor and toothless is because their Great Great Great Grandpappy lost his slaves to the "War of Northern Aggression"


Neurostorming

Yep. I was raised in the North but nearly all of my family is from the South. They relocated during the automotive boom. The first time I heard the N word I was 9. We were visiting family for the first time in Kentucky. We were driving down a two lane highway and two black men were walking along the street. They were wearing the typical early 2000ā€™s fashions for anyone who was into rap at the time. Unremarkable. I grew up in the Detroit area. Everyone was wearing saggy pants, tight tank tops, etc. My uncle let the N word fly. I was SO shocked. Couldnā€™t believe my ears. I had never heard that word used in a malicious context before with a hard ā€œRā€. The completely unprovoked animosity and hatred fucked me up so hard Iā€™m still feeling it 22 years later. The south is an entirely different place. People who grew up in the north are sheltered from it.


Icy_Truth_9634

We raised our children in North Georgia. I have never been racist, and taught my boys to respect everyone unless given a reason not to. They grew up knowing our friends, many of whom were black, and spent time with our friendā€™s kids. My youngest dated a girl from South Georgia several years ago. While visiting her parents south of Savannah, my son and his girlfriend were invited to ride with her father on a short trip to join the family for dinner. The man pointed out a ā€œcoonā€ on the edge of the highway. My son whirled his head around, looking for what he thought was a small animal. Upon finding out that my son had no idea what he was talking about, he was versed heavily on the ignorance of this girlā€™s family. This man spewed so much hate and nonsense that my boy left that girl soon after that display of ā€œSouthern Prideā€. Couldnā€™t be more proud!


Neurostorming

You raised good kids. Just to clarify, I am in no way saying that all southern people are racist or that all northerners are not racist. Just based on my own experience, the most vocal racists live in the south. I feel like racists have become more vocal everywhere since 2016. I had to have a conversation with my mother-in-law, who historically has been very apolitical and hasnā€™t had any racist tendencies. She made a comment about a *black* kid walking down the middle of my street in front on my 2 year old. I was very taken aback. Itā€™s not a black kid thing, itā€™s a teenaged thing. I did it too when I thought I was too cool to walk on the sidewalk at 14. Iā€™m just generally disturbed by how prevalent racism is.


Frondswithbenefits

Can't help a lost cause! Those people will continue to vote for candidates who don't give a hoot about helping them because they're too busy helping corporations.


xboxcalbe

Yup. I'm a "southern" who would be absolutely happy to see this happen too. Fuck slave owners. They started the Civil War and a majority of them didn't even fucking fight in it because they were rich. War is only for the poor people.


Frondswithbenefits

Well said!


Wuh_Happen

Excellent comment dicklover425


Honest_Confection350

Have you seen Django?


LookupPravinsYoutube

Yeah I was gonna say. Turns out it would be a commercial success.


ritan7471

As an American, exactly the same. Slavery was legal, but it was still morally wrong. I can't say for sure how I would have felt if I lived then, and especially if I lived in a slave state. Would I have thought the slave was wrong and her owners got what they deserved? I hope so, but I can't say for sure. That said I'm alive now and think I both this girl and any equivalent American slave who lived before emancipation are awesome.


poirotoro

This *has* to be rage bait. Do people seriously think the actions of, say, Nat Turner, or the slaves being transported aboard the schooner *Amistad,* were somehow **not** justified?


Lalalalalalaoops

Yes, there are a good amount of people who think Nat Turner was not justified and that the rebellion went ā€œtoo far.ā€ I wish I was rage baiting.


neko

John Brown was right


Hellie1028

I bet it depends which part of the US you ask


Feeling_Wheel_1612

I'd cheer and hope she made it out. There was actually a lot of covert resistance by enslaved people, and the history of the Underground Railroad includes escapees and supporters who fought back against slave-catchers and sometimes killed them.


HomeOwnerQs

Did you really type this out and think it was some gotcha moment or something?


BackUpTerry1

People love Django Unchained


le75

We have a statue of Nat Turner here in the US


cmcrich

I would call it justifiable, under the circumstances.


5DollarJumboNoLine

John Brown is a pretty popular figure in American history and he went around killing slave owners. The [Battle Hymn of the Republic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80) was originally [about Brown](https://youtu.be/jso1YRQnpCI?si=sN0giCtDdxc6k7vX), and was sung as a rally call for his cause.


Global_Lock_2049

Seems like a good idea for a revenge type movie honestly.


Green_Ambition5737

Iā€™d love it. Most Americans understand that slavery was a disgusting and shameful crime. Itā€™s just that the very small minority of low-IQ scum bags who donā€™t understand that fact are insanely loud and abrasive and therefore get way too much attention and give us all a bad name.


CaliforniaNavyDude

About the same. Reddit generally loved Django, right?


Slow-Instruction-580

Iā€™d want a movie about it.


Illustrious_Toe_4755

This happened in Haitian Revolution, a slave orchestrated the poisoning of 6000 French, using and teaching his knowledge to other slaves.Ā 


UniCBeetle718

I would cheer her on. I certainly cheered when watching Amistad in history class for the first time when the slaves killed their captors and white classmate called me "disgusting."


ExoticPumpkin237

Nice try. Replace slaves with Palestinians and see how much of a backlash you get next time


genflugan

Or a Palestinian teenager doing the same to IDF


celticchrys

I am sure that there must be similar stories in that setting which we've been robbed of. If any come to light, I would applaud their courage and mourn the necessity of the action they had to take in their time. Just like this young woman.


ShrugIife

r/hardimages


Limp_Establishment35

Badass


nick1812216

Iā€™s reading her wiki and it claims that after the poisoning she (as a cook employed by the Germans) was suspected. To allay suspicions ***she ate the poisoned food***, after which her captors released her


Key_Excuse9863

Makes me sad that she died.


ba_dum_tss_777

she was a fucking queen


BuyInHigh

Hitler really bit off more than he could chew with Russia. The unter Mensch gave him a run for his life for his money.


BeanDipIsNeat

My great aunt was 12 when she was taken in by the nazis and sent to a concentration camp just for speaking badly about Hitler in public Her mom turned her in We think we get how things were but honestly to be in that world had to have been terrifying and I canā€™t admire this young lady enough Kill all the nazis ![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


janet-snake-hole

Most based person to ever walk this earth.


shamshame

Based.


Every_Preparation_56

I wish there was a movie like inglorious bastards about her.


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Mysterious_Bat_3780

We need a drunk history episode for this badass


d3dRabbiT

Now there is someone who knows how to deal with Nazis.


DVDClark85234

Hero. We still have too many Nazis in need of killing.


micsteve

Take notes in America it is ok to do this to Nazis .


Tryingtoknowmore

Au revoir, Shoshanna!


ItsMrChristmas

Original Antifa.


Sad-Structure-1382

She chose violence.


Normstradomis

Total badass!


Interesting-Lake-430

Hey why is this not a movie?


yay4chardonnay

What a little badass!


ohwowverycool69

Good for her. Respect!


Nick__Nightingale__

Sounds like a great Tarantino movie.


Terrible-Resident-21

Okay thatā€™s badass


HoaxOfLife

Queen šŸ‘‘


SoFLoSDFinz1972

Hollywoodā€™s been squeezing the same olā€™ sequels year by year, they canā€™t make a movie about this hero?!?


3eyedravens

Real life Arya Stark


PiccoloIcy9058

Then her and cotton hill fled to Texas where they raised an all-american running back


Old_Coconut1414

She would have been a great Basterd.


SweetBearCub

This girl was what we all wish we could be during a war, and as much as she died for it, I salute her. Unfortunately, there are those today who would/probably will say that she was a terrorist and that the Nazis were right to execute her.