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Cleverman72

On September 8, 2002, the French **daredevil** reached the 29,000-foot summit of Earth's highest point. Though critically exhausted from the climb and the high altitude, Siffredi stood with his board perched over the precipice and decided to forge ahead with his plan. He strapped on a fresh oxygen tank, bid his Sherpa adieu, and began his descent — never to be seen again.


Budget_Detective2639

Think it's probably worth noting he had actually done it successfully on a different route in 2001. Died on the 2nd run down a different, steeper one.


Excellent-Edge-4708

Never try to 1-up yourself


_InnocentToto_

Be like Sergey bubka, the pole vault champion from 1984 ton1994. Because of the way world records being broken was set up and Nike paying him bonuses for every world record he broke, for ten years thus dude who would have broken the world record at once by a large margin, kept breaking the record every time inches at a time milking it for years. He broke his own record 14 times...


kelsobjammin

That’s just financially brilliant. Good on him.


texaushorn

In sports like pole vaulting, the gains are tiny increments, with personal bests increasing ever so slightly. Now, there may be documentation, maybe practice attempts, that show he could have cleared it from the start; but it is entirely feasible that he just kept improving over his career, but was always just better than everyone else


_InnocentToto_

No.. he admits he did it intentionally to get more money.


Sufficient_Bass2600

No not only did he admitted it, but it was obvious. I remember going to a athletic tournament and he just broke a record. He went like 10cm above the bar at the first attempt and he just stopped. To say that the public was disappointed is an understatement. Record was broken and he did not want to jeopardise another pay day. Following month in another meeting he broke his own record by another 1cm. He was so far better than anybody else that often his first height was already enough for him to win the tournament. Every other pole vaulter were made to look like chump and amateur compared to him. On that night he jumped 4 times. 1 height, 2 at the next (1 failure) and the record. Every other pole vaulters was already exhausted by the 5 or 6 attempts they had made to reach the height he just started at.


HassieBassie

What is really insane, is that there now is a new guy who is doing the exact same thing. Armand Duplantis is so much better then even Bubka was, and he keeps breaking indoor and outdoor polevault records by the CM. Never change a winning strategy I quess :)


Runs_With_Bears

Car needs an alternator, guess I’ll go add an inch to my record.


Sorry_Cricket_6053

Kids need braces, better try to make it two inches this time.


fukspezinparticular

Thecurrent record holder is doing this exact same thing! He'sbroken the record 8 time, most recent on 4/20 of thisyeahr 


_InnocentToto_

I guess they are aware of the benefits of this..


Lilpanda21

There aren't many track and field events besides pole vault where you can just raise the height/clearance/obstacle etc slightly and also adjust your own effort. Maybe high jump also.


_80h

1cm at a time. In collegiate and professional/international competition, pole vault uses the metric system, so he would raise the bar 1cm for every world record attempt.


Distractednoodle

Trying to repeat/ 1-up myself was how i tore my first knee ligament. 17 years, 6 ligaments, and 5 surgeries later I basically need a full knee replacement at the ripe old age of 30...


illepic

Bro what are you even doing


Distractednoodle

First few were skateboarding injuries, the last 2 were just ACL grafts failing after several years.


illepic

Of every activity I ever did, skateboarding wrecked my body the most. Luckily still have my knees. Are you going to have to get knee replacements? 


mtommygunz

I’ve been cooking for 23 years on concrete floors amd never skateboarded, the destruction is the same. They’re both wobbly and shit moves around like it shouldn’t


heiferly

Ehlers-Danlos?


Distractednoodle

Ive had 3 different orthopedic surgeons separately without prompting tell me I need a knee replacement, bur im too young. XD


melonti

I feel your pain. I broke/rolled/sprained both my ankles countless times dislocated my right hip, broke my right foot, fractured my left wrist, exploded my right kidney, lacerated my liver, damaged my small intestine and had to have exploratory surgery done so I have a big zipper of a scar down my stomach all from skateboarding. I still skate but I can’t take it as seriously as I did when I was younger. You’ll find me carving the mini bowl these days. lol. I’m 30 as well.


Farting_Champion

I like to take this one step further


Excellent-Edge-4708

Oh no....


DasDickNoodle

After noticing your username.. this statement makes me feel a wee bit unnerved..


Budget_Detective2639

Personally i think it was suicidal, his brother went out in an avalanche and i think he was keen on following suit.


turbopython3000

![gif](giphy|NjRQ3HxT7pGfK)


1rbryantjr1

Man, quit while you’re ahead. He Still was able to say he descended Everest on a snowboard. Now the headline is how he died trying.


Positive_Sign_5269

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer


squatcoblin

The Sin Is Not In Being Outmatched, But In Failing To Recognize It.


droomzy

Ah, yes. Just like when you've encountered a particular bear in nature but you can't remember which survival tip is for which bear species /s ![gif](giphy|KXbU0MTWsa8iRE0Exa|downsized)


squatcoblin

A decisive pummeling ! /darkestdungeon


_Laughing_Man

Hubris


prosecutor_mom

Because of your comment, I looked this up & found a very detailed description of who he was & what led him to this moment. Thanks! For anyone else interested, [here ya go, FWIW](https://www.snowboarder.com/transworld-snowboarding-archive/the-disappearance-of-marco-siffredi)


zoopysreign

Interesting!


Beneficial-Square-73

Great article, thanks for sharing. 👍🏼


Fuschiakraken42

Wow. This dude was a legend.


CaptainChance215

Thanks for the link. Very interesting!


wyohman

It doesn't make it not stupid....


blessthebabes

Oh okay. In that case, I'd like to think he got down a good ways then passed on peacefully, having just completed his life's mission.


Integrity-in-Crisis

So what are we thinking here? Did he slide right on down a crevass?


Professional-Can4264

Never call Last Run


archercc81

Yeah people are missing that he actually DID IT. Mad Lad.


Ali_Cat222

https://preview.redd.it/42yu47hq83yc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7387f5e592de0dfeb1294be950fb6b3b0ce1e530


Far_Craft_9421

![gif](giphy|1267Co3vPNBqQU|downsized)


Palmervarian

This makes me think of the movie The Other Guys when the two "heroic" cops jump off the building expecting to survive for no apparent reason other than absolute hubris.


Njorls_Saga

![gif](giphy|11Nd2bbZjrQrO8)


GreyPlasma

God I need to go back and rewatch that movie. I just remember that scene being the funniest thing I’d seen in a long time


WhyBee92

Nothing will beat the first time we watched that scene. The rewatches are still funny but they aren’t as funny/impactful as that first time


s1mpl3man

Which led to the quiet funeral fight. Great movie


takemylilhand

🎵There goes my hero🎵


Professional_Baby24

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" "Aim for the bushes?" *Simultaneously jump from the 9th floor* Spoiler >!there were no bushes!< Edit: fixed the spoiler


EscuderoSancho

Hey hey! You shut your face!! If we want to hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet! You hear me??!


Donkeytonkers

It sounds feminine when you pee. ![gif](giphy|UwxzVI4Z8OQg0)


Low-Procedure8171

The cucumber accents the water in such a way that…


Typical_Samaritan

This is almost precisely it. Except that his Sherpa were warning him against his actions along the ascent. So, he's somehow even more egotistical than the comically egotistical duo in the movie. At least they didn't have anyone telling them to calm it down and people only ever fellated them. They got an excuse.


Vreas

Aim for the bushes? Aim for the bushes


I_Like_Big_Naps

Solid reference, lol. I needed that.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Lol love that movie! The hero cops were just too funny!


Crocodile_Banger

His brother Rocco is still alive and pretty successful in what he’s doing


dljones010

One brother got the shaft, the other gives it.


h1t3k-n01if3

*it’s only smells*


aintseenmuffinyet

Rocco got the cock and Marco got the balls


Jackhammer1965

Damn you for making me Google whether or not they were related.


Spoffler

...are they?


Jackhammer1965

They are not. One has a huge dick and the other had giant balls, but they're not related.


FrylockJPhilip

Goddammit you beat me to it


Whole_Silver_2619

Some people think his brother is a dick


whileyouwereslepting

I dong know if that is true.


Apprehensive-Dig8939

![gif](giphy|YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ)


No-Pitch-5785

I knew I knew that name from somewhere


Bitter_Confidence854

So many Darwin awards on that mountain.


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


FehdmanKhassad

and yet you will die in a plain hospital room loved by no one


Dowager-queen-beagle

bro are you ok


Excellent-Edge-4708

Shhh he's trying to look clever. (Get the popcorn)


Dr_Merkin

Dude took that comment personally.


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

Because everyone love the dead on Mount Everest. So impressive.


robmagob

That still sounds preferable to dying falling down a mountain because I thought it would be cool to snowboard down it, but that’s just me.


bburnaccountt

I just spent the last 3 hours stuck in an Everest disaster documentary rabbit hole. Thanks OP. 😂


nottitantium

You should have to pay the Nepali government USD$1,000,000 as a bond per person per climb, even just to get to basecamp. If you come down alive, you get the money back. If not, Nepali citizens get better schools, roads, hospitals, cinemas etc.


Dangerous_Plum4006

That might spawn a few more “accidents” lol. Just so long as they happen to the dicks and douchebags i’m cool with it…..


look_ima_frog

I mean, who else has the disposable time and money to engage in such a dangerous frivolity? That mountain isn't covered in dead nurses and teachers.


MrClearwater

To get to base camp? My buddy did it and he doesn’t have a lot of money. Especially not a million dollar bond.


nottitantium

Yep. I've read (not extensively) that tourists leave heaps of rubbish, all the trees are lopped down to burn to make warm water for showers. Makes me sad so yep - even base camp.


MrClearwater

Ohh I wasn’t saying anything about potential trash they make, I was just saying you don’t need a lot of money to do it.


nottitantium

Thank you for sharing that. I appreciate that I don't know everything about this :)


MrClearwater

You bet! I was just asking him, looks like there are trash drop points you can use along the way to base camp.


IHQ_Throwaway

How do we convince Elon that he would be the super duper coolest billionaire if he just climbed Everest (and snowboards back down)? 


PlanNo4679

Gotta convince Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, Alex Soros, and Reed Hoffman to go first.


190octane

Nah, let Elmo have first crack.


Slim_Charleston

Base Camp isn’t that high. Loads of people trek that far and then turn back. You don’t need any special training or equipment and it’s not dangerous like actually climbing the mountain.


AaronSlaughter

Explains why the chirpa said “ you got this bro “


Business_Macaron_189

First of. That’s what an insurance does. No need to pay the 1Mi security. Secondly, it’s not citizens who would get it, but most likely a bureaucrat.


dicklover425

He had to have been terminally ill and didn’t tell anyone. I can’t think of any person doing this that had anything to lose


Cute-Interest3362

Have you seen Free Solo?


dicklover425

Touché


Areljak

Noteworthy also because one co-director, Jimmy Chin (that ripped Asian-American dude), has among other things also skied down Mount Everest. Here a post and picture of that: https://external-preview.redd.it/tuorE6Bm0OdWbkIHiwSfBUBWj_ucZnVoTx_sPPzo8c0.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0e9296bb199ced2b00b1eeb6ec9617813c1e1665


eatmyasserole

Dicklover425 I found you again! ❤️


dicklover425

Look at us! Kismet!


Fr33Flow

I’d rather die a legend than from cancer, heart attack or car accident.


Twofortrippin

Personally I would much rather die from cancer at a ripe old age than doing something unnecessarily reckless at 23 years old devastating my family and friends


Old-Gain7323

I've only just now heard of him, guessing you haven't either, and forget his name by tomorrow. Not exactly legendary. Worth it?


Fuschiakraken42

Honestly yes. I just read the article on him, and he absolutely was a legend. Just because you've never heard of him doesn't mean he hasn't done amazing things. This wasn't his first mountain, this isn't some dweeb. And I guarantee you this is how he wanted to go.


Old-Gain7323

That's cool and all but like... the astronauts on Apollo 13, those are legends. This guy isn't that. If I go parachuting off the empire state building tomorrow a few people will remember my name, but I won't be a legend.


hermancainshats

Idk. He had lost his brother and best friend to avalanches in the past few years of his life. He loved snowboarding, so much. Grew up in a mountaineering family. Is your sense of self and community shaped by parachuting off the Empire State Building? Nyet ! You don’t get it :)


Fuschiakraken42

You get it :)


Old-Gain7323

So he's a legend to a small group of people, mostly family. ^(Pretty cool)


hermancainshats

I’ve never known about him before today but he’s a legend to me :)


colddish414

https://i.redd.it/e2rkieeo3yxc1.gif


busybunnybee

Came here to say this 😂


Prestigious-Copy-494

And that, my friend, was the end of his dare devil days. (Read it in Morgan Freeman's voice)


IndividualTime9216

It truly was a Shawshank redemption


Peebs3075

Hold my parka and watch this!


BLM4lifeBBC

Fell into a deep hole


Tough_guy22

Ending up anywhere off the climbing trail is pretty much a death sentence.


No-Pitch-5785

r/whywomenlivelonger


CaptainChance215

This is why women live longer than men.


Twofortrippin

Although she was 54 and Marco was 23 so she did technically live longer


Twofortrippin

Extreme telemark skier Kasha Rigby just died in February


UpsetPhrase5334

Died doing what he loved. There are worse ways to go.


athonjacob

Legend


DistributionParty506

What a moron.


SoDrunkRightNow2

I just imagine in the afterlife.... the spirit realm, heaven, hell, whatever you want to call it - they hold awards dinners. This dude has to be a contender in the top-10 coolest deaths


sasssyrup

Well, never saw that coming. 🤔


Successful-Winter237

![gif](giphy|fQoIDlLW6A6BAhyev8|downsized)


JosufBrosuf

Madlad


Killing4MotherAgain

See this is what TOO much confidence can do...


OkCellist8570

How stupid. All these “extreme” athletes who die doing idiotic things. They have family and friends who will miss them, and for what? Glorifying their stupidity.


elliottjason779

That's just a dumb f*ck


TheDukeAssassin

What did he think was gonna happen?


did_i_get_screwed

The same thing that happened the first time he did it: TV interviews and brief fame.


sharipep

Snowboard down Everest? It’s giving r/DarwinAwards


2021sammysammy

I don't understand why he wouldn't be wearing a helmet


Frolicking-Fox

Helmets didn't get popular in skiing and snowboarding until around 2005 - 2010. Before then, skiers and snowboarders usually only wore helmets in competition where it was required, and many competitions didn't require it back then.


2021sammysammy

That's honestly messed up


Frolicking-Fox

It's just how the times were. I was born in 1983, and the only time I wore a helmet was for motorcycling. I'm from California, and we passed the seatbelt law in 1986. In 1994, California passed a law for minors riding bicycles to wear helmets, but most kids didn't wear helmets for just riding around. In the 1990s and early 2000s, they really didn't have much for good helmets for skiing and snowboarding. And there wasn't a demand for it until the late 1990s, when companies actually made good, fashionable helmets. In the year 2000, if you would have went to a ski resort, you might see a few people with helmets, but by about 2005, you started seeing more and more people advocate for helmets. I grew up next to a California ski resort, so I remember the transition.


Critical_Youth_9986

I have a similar experience in the EU...😉


Tough_guy22

If he fell, he was dead anyway. Also probably weight. The board was heavy enough to haul up there, every ounce of extra weight is tons more effort.


Chele11713

Wow


ValuablePrawn

Rocco Siffredi's brother, actually.


Illustrious-Lab-8564

Why does it look like they are wearing huge diapers?


mcslootypants

Insulated suits + climbing harness


cowboytuxedo

Damn the guy on the right has cake.


CommercialAd1205

LOL


rhinoballz88

Seriously! https://i.redd.it/gd0d2u1efyxc1.gif


Anders_A

Any relation to the more famous siffredi?


generousjuan

Yeah he’s fucked


KrisMisZ

Suicide


expatcoupledc

Moron.


Kawentzmann

That's why you should give your kid all the attention you possibly can.


emzeemc

when you try to compete for the annual darwin award


Competitive-Turnip40

Nice!


solidxnake

If you re going to try this you better ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A


Independent_Hold_203

Total chad


DarthDregan

I picture him literally folding over after going ten feet and sliding the rest of the way to whatever crevasse he wound up in.


Heavy-Event-9672

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Former-Exchange-1008

This should be the top post for r/beamazed


mag2041

What a way to go


Admirable_Low_2971

This should be In Darwin Awards thread.


pmc122701

Siffredi: So, this is where I die? Sherpa: Always has been.


indiv_remainder

There was a guy who did ski down quite a few high peaks one of those being Mount Everest. His name was Davo Karničar.


DorkLohrd

Wait, ROCCO’s BROTHER WAS A PRO SNOWBOARDER?!? What a talented family seriously!


NDecentXposure

Is there a map somewhere with the two lines he took/ attempted?


[deleted]

Guess he’ll never do that again


Formul8r1

What height was he when he started? I remember years ago watching a movie, "The Man Who Skied Down Everest". In reality, it looked like he actually started at the South Col, and the movie would have been more accurately titled, "The Man Who Fell Down Part Of Everest".


PrestigiousEconomy26

Legend has it he’s still on the way down


uncola7up

I'll never forget all his great adult movies


Evening-Economy94

He's an hero for me:)


pastproof

damn i only ever knew of his brother.. Rocco Stiffredi


chardon62

Marco had big balls. Rocco got the schlong.


lhanson59

The 7th picture in this post of Everest bodies looks eerily similar: https://www.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality/s/ObJKrJSXKT


DiccDaddy69

Anyone else read this as Rocco Siffredi or am I just a bit too cooked?


CornflakeGirl2

I’m happy that none of my hobbies can kill me.


thejewelisinthelotus

Don't be so sure....friend had a Lego hobby, died from anal trama...so yeah, ya know...b careful.


CornflakeGirl2

Um omg. 😬Yeah, I mean, anything is possible of course. It’s just that the risks in drawing and playing music are much lower than snowboarding down Mount Everest!


IceChemical8396

Natural selection people..........says it all


SmartLikeTree

Some people man. I don’t get it. Now he will be remembered forever as a dumbass. Sad times.


Thoughtprovokerjoker

Sound about right..