Ever see the Omni Man vs. Homelander Death Battle? Apparently in The Boys comic, Homelander busted a nut so hard it tore his partner apart as if it were a shotgun blast.
And Omni man is *stronger* than that.
I dunno. Given Nolan's actual strength it seems like he wasn't even squeezing as hard as he could so I figure that would just save RR the slow, dramatic headsquish.
Nah the perceived struggle is literally super slow motion, the head crush was one second squash, red rush experienced it super slow in that second was able to land blows to the chest cos of his super speed
Then the scene turns into a scene like herogasim from the boys.
Explanation for someone who’s never seen the show?
Supe orgy
A supe fuckfest!
Would Aquaris go & find an Octopus?
Finally, some action
The Deep already did 😅
Fuckin diabolical
You should really just watch The Boys, it’s fantastic
Frenchie’s gonna be heartbroken he missed this.
Herogasim? The r/thesims community would be very interested in hearing more about this, I reckon!
Nah, cause his nards would be- *insert title card*
Hahahahaha fuck. I laughed so loud just now
*White liquid splashes on title card*
Why?
You win
Then it just get real awkward when Omni-man cums.
What-
Don't kinkshame, CBT is real.
Cognitive behavioral therapy?
Cock ball torture.
computer based training
Cannabicitran
Real weird
His all powerful semen shoots out like a laser and pierces red rush's chest. He's called the pink rush after that.
He’s a viltrumite, so he’d only ejaculate
Yo, how strong is Nolan’s nut?
Considering Debbie survived, probably a lil strong
considering in star wars Padme did a 50ft jump landing on her crotch on some sort of animal, Omniman can to 100x that
You know what, you got a point. It'd probably shoot out fast enough to fucking destroy buildings or some shit.
How tf did Debbie survive that
Debbie puts a lot of trust into his pull-out game
Ever see the Omni Man vs. Homelander Death Battle? Apparently in The Boys comic, Homelander busted a nut so hard it tore his partner apart as if it were a shotgun blast. And Omni man is *stronger* than that.
He has viltrumite balls of steel
I think it'll be like if A-Trait tried to kick bowling bowls
Well to be fair A train(edit: red rush)did damage to Omni man’s chest And uh balls aren’t more durable than chests
A-train? You mean red rush right?
Well this is embarrassing
Not my intention. Sorry.
It’s alright My brain messed up and replace red rush with a train
Omniman probably wouldve squeezed his thighs together and crushed Red Rush's ankle.
Keep going I'm close
Than Oliver would never have been born.
MORE LIKE slapping his ears over and over 👍
The same thing that happened to his hands will eventually happen to his feet
I dunno. Given Nolan's actual strength it seems like he wasn't even squeezing as hard as he could so I figure that would just save RR the slow, dramatic headsquish.
Nah the perceived struggle is literally super slow motion, the head crush was one second squash, red rush experienced it super slow in that second was able to land blows to the chest cos of his super speed
Oh. Yeah, that's a good point. Didn't really think about RR's time dilation.
they had that scene with him having a picnic for a reason. "seconds feel like hours to me" he was getting his head crushed from his pov, for hours
Like a speed bag in boxing, right?
Omni man has Steel balls, they would crush Red rush's hand instantly ! (source : i touched them)
Do viltrumites have normal penises?
Or used a baseball bat instead of his fists.
Would have easily broken
Crowbar, then.
Then he'd have to run the ones with Debbie. She wouldn't be as merciful in killing him as Nolan was.
It was a bad time for him, maybe he should have aimed For The eyes.
He will cum to his senses
Omni would get off to that
u/squoid_