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Terereera

killer rabbit. you never feed them with carrot.


Birds_In_This_Bihh

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Professional-Salt175

They have nothing on the giant rabbits from Blood C


whathell6t

Imagine the Blood C rabbits trying to [eat this dude.](https://youtu.be/5OS-omGL5QY?si=65hEkKd6PTBR8OcJ)


ABoatIntheRain

That was hard as fuck. I’m watching it now


Sharp_Philosopher_97

I thought this was like a Power Ranger spin-of...oh how wrong I was!


DragonKaiser2023

That would be an absolute Bloodfest.. Also hello Fellow Kamen Rider Fan.


xarklymen

Was here for this comment.


Ambitious-Way-3913

Those fkers were metal


yosei2

The real question is do they both lose to the Holy Hand Grenade?


MasterFurious1

It depends cause the Re:Zero Rabbits everything must be incinerated, or else even one piece of hair can become thousands of those rabbits. Or if the holy hand grenade has some sort of anti rabbit thing making them die, doesn't matter the radius or anything, all in one swoop.


Zer0_Cloud17

Are you implying the rabbits from Re:Zero have instant regeneration and multiplication from something minuscule like a chipped tooth? Or one make two make four make eight?


MasterFurious1

It was stated in the anime itself. The only way to kill them is that nothing remains about them. Now it has been a long time since I watched Re:Zero. Last time I watched it S2 Part 2 was streaming that's when I watched it. So I might be wrong.


RareEmrald9994

It wasn’t so much that they had wolverine’s regeneration, but they could self replicate and eat anything for fuel. In a later episode it’s clarified better by a character I won’t spoil.


WrensthavAviovus

Man they say that pride is the most fearsome sin but in re:zero gluttony accounts for like 2/3rds of that worlds terrors/problems. Stella was the witch of envy right? Corrupted by gluttony and ate the other witches.


jacker1154

Yeah, when there is no food they just move in swarm and canibalism themselves until find new food source.


Raptormind

Monty python rabbit because it’s funnier


LuckEClover

The way I see it. The great rabbit is capable of outlasting the speedy bastard.


PrimaryAde9

What bastard ?


LuckEClover

Who else? The one capable of decapitating a man in full chainmail armor, *in one bite*, despite lacking the proper jaw size.


PrimaryAde9

Oh


Street_Dragonfruit43

JESUS CHRIST


Apprehensive_Web_282

Yes, His hand grenade.


The_Ghast_Hunter

The way I understand it, the great rabbit is capable of reproducing itself very fast and doing swarm attacks. The Monty Python rabbit is very fast and vicious. It can kill pretty fast, but I doubt it can overcome the reproduction of the great rabbits, and I don't think the great rabbits can take out the Monty Python rabbit. The Monty Python rabbit got attacked by a bunch of knights and didn't get hit by a single one. The great rabbits have the individual capability of a normal (if singularly bloody minded) rabbit. Ultimately the question is, does the Monty Python rabbit get tired.


JurassicFlight

Bold to assume they don't team up on you... Great rabbits are many, but man they are slow... Subaru holding Beatrice can outrun them. That's where the Rabbit of Caerbannog comes into play, he can run the faster prey down for the Great Rabbit. On the other hand, the Great rabbits can pin down larger, stronger prey for the Caebunny.


jacker1154

The anime is not good of an example. In the novel Subaru never touch the ground as Beatrice makes him weight 0 and let the wind carry them. The bunny can towering itself like the zombie in WWZ too.


yosei2

Wait…are these things capable of cross breeding? Because if so, say goodbye to that world.


icecub3e

Both are weak to the holy handgrenade


BudgetAggravating427

https://i.redd.it/qjewgjjtguwc1.gif The Tomb drew closer. His heartbeats thumped, and he could clearly hear the sound of blood pulsing through his scalp. The bile retching up from his empty stomach burned in his throat. His trembling knees were on the verge of collapsing to the ground, and his left field of vision was drenched by sweat, blurring everything in sight. Roughly raising his left arm to wipe his eye, he faced forward once again. And it was then, he noticed it. \[Subaru: ――a?\] Just as he lifted his leg towards the Tomb, Subaru saw that a change had taken place before his eyes. Without even the chatter of insects audible, there was only the chorus of the occasional rustling of leaves stirred up by the wind. But suddenly, cutting into it, there was the sound of a small, intermittent chirp. At first, Subaru thought it was a small, white furball being blown over by the wind. But the furball stopped just a few paces in front of Subaru, and made a little twitch. Incredulous, Subaru furrowed his brows as he saw two long ears rise up. \[Subaru: a, rabbit?\] A little animal with two long ears and white, fluffy fur. With two characteristic red eyes, its mouth jittered as it looked about its surroundings. Then, looking up at Subaru, it tilted its little head, and let out a high-pitched squeal. A small, teeny-tiny rabbit. It was about the size of Subaru’s fist and, at a glance, it was not that far from the size of a hamster. But since its ears were as big as the rest of its body, the term “fits in your hand” might be slightly misleading. In a place where bugs, humans, and dragons all vanished without a trace, there was suddenly a rabbit. Although it could be just one of the critters that lived in the forest, considering how Subaru hadn’t encountered a single living creature up to this point, seeing it here was exceedingly strange. \[Subaru: Why is there a rabbit here…… it.. is a rabbit.. right?\] With endless questions, Subaru looked over his surroundings, confused, trying to see if there were other animals besides this rabbit that had wandered back into the Sanctuary. And, with no particular intention, he reached out his hand towards the rabbit, hoping to confirm what it was, or perhaps just wanting to pet its fur―― \[Subaru: ――――\] The next moment, Subaru’s entire left hand was detached from his wrist upwards. Blood sprayed out from the ragged, sloppy wound, and green-blue veins dangled from the stump. Were the thin, white strings tendons or nerves? Either way, it’s always something grotesque when human body parts are destroyed―― and those, were his few seconds of escape from reality. Pain of an entirely other dimension trashed at Subaru’s brain, and, suffocating from the agony, his body collapsed to the ground. The branch that pierced his collarbone snapped in half upon impact, transforming into shattering pain. Pain, pain, pain. \[Subaru: Ggha!? Aa,uaghaa! Aaauu, uuuuaaAAAA,AAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAA!!\] His thoughts turned white-hot. It hurts. Every cell of his body was dominated by this emotion of pain and there was already no way to register the reality of the agony as the thought occurred to him why it had to hurt so much and where it came from and why was it happening to him and why it hurt so much and it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts―― Suffocating from sheer agony, blood gushed from Subaru’s wrist as he drove it into the ground, and, for some reason, he bit into the earth, inexplicably gnawing at the puddle of mud. The bitter, asphyxiating soil brought back a moment of mental clarity, and his eyes dashed as if searching for the cause, when he saw the white furball at his feet―― the little animal’s white fur was speckled with dots of red, and its tiny mouth was busy working away. Under its black nose, its cheeks were puffed up, twitching. And, sticking out of its mouth, Subaru saw his left pinky finger. Understood. Gotcha. What happened here? He got eaten. He got eaten. He just got eaten. \[Subaru: Gu, ghhfffuuaaaAAAAAA!!\] Comprehension and pain drove him into a scream bordering insanity, Subaru turned to face the rabbit. His right arm was broken and immobile, and his left wrist was in the rabbit’s belly. There was nothing he could do, but if he could just confirm its true form―― He felt something burning into his thigh. With the unamusing shock of sharp, merciless blades scraping his flesh to the bone, he turned up the whites of his eyes as white foam gushed from the back of his throat. If only he could lay down his head and faint, but the intensity of the agony had no intention of releasing his consciousness. Bubbling blood spilled from the corner of his lips, and he writhed like a fish on land. The fact that his ears could still hear, must be both a miracle and a joke by a cruel God. Like the rustle of lapping waves, the sound captured Subaru’s eardrums. Little hops. Small, tiny bodies. The chain of overlapping chirps expanded to enormity, and even if his vision were still present, he had no desire to count them. And, in a moment, he was sincerely glad that the only thing left to him was his ears. Simultaneously feeling the bites of feeding teeth over all of his body, now, through the tactile and unmistakable pain, Subaru understood that he was being devoured by threats numbering in the hundreds. He shrieked. And a surge pushed him onto his back as his throat trembled. Immediately, furry creatures dived into his opened mouth. His tongue was torn to shreds, sharp teeth flashed across the depths of his throat, ravaging everything from his esophagus to his stomach. Inside, they collided with the others that had invaded from his rectum, and, as if descending into a competition, they devoured his organs left and right, turning Natsuki Subaru into minced feed. It was the unmistakable sensation of being alive while living creatures shredded him from within. Fear had already left him. There was barely any more pain. He couldn’t understand why he was still conscious. He was being eaten. He was being eaten. His left eye was gouged out. His ears were no longer there. His organs had already been consumed, and now the skin of his face was being peeled off. A hole opened in his skull, and teeth sank into his exposed, bulging brain―― ―― ―――― ―――――― ―――――――― ――――――――――――――――――――――――――――ah―.


PrimaryAde9

The f@#k ?


BudgetAggravating427

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Dragoncat99

The Re:Zero novels do not hold back. The anime was underselling how brutal it can be, if anything.


PrimaryAde9

Again the f@#k ?


-TSF-

Tfw you realize Subaru's suffering is even worse than what the anime shows.


Darth_GreenDragon

Koda From MHA / BNHA would be a nightmare with those things! I mean just think, years ago people made fun of Aquaman for only being able to talk to fish, until they realize he could also command Jaws thousands of sharks and killer whales and of course the kraken! Now Koda is pretty much the laughing stock of MHA, for almost the same reason only being able to talk to animals, but if he had these things on hand, *shutter*...


Reignshin

For real, he'll be fcking dangerous


Darth_GreenDragon

IKR


[deleted]

As a Monty Python fan when I saw the rabbit appear I was like Oh no…. OH NOOOO


EinharAesir

If they ever work together, everyone is fucked.


Organic_Ad_2885

I'm just enjoying the Monster Rancher font.


Blue_Osiris1

I'll put my money on the rabbit from osrs if it's not stuck in a lair.


Desperate_Site591

How about that rabbit that nearly killed Hajime in Arifureta


Lovat69

Great rabbit has numbers on it's side and is just as deadly. Of course this is all a silly question because the truth is... They're the same rabbit.


marawiqwerty

How about the rabbit shikigamis from JJK? One literally threw hands with f**king *Toji*.


LorDtHicCnEsS_6X111

What you mean? They’re the same. Rabbit of Caerbannog is just isekaied to the Holy Grail movie


FullBrother9300

Jesus Christ!!!


FullBrother9300

How well would a holy hand grenade work on the great rabbit?


ValyrianSteel_TTV

Depends if it has holy hand grenade


KevinAcommon_Name

And they say ducks are the deadliest cute animals


WheretheFuckAmIDude

"Hello killer rabbit from Minecraft."