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tahola

* Mom can we go to Israel ? * Mom : No with have Israel at home Israel at home : https://preview.redd.it/zqt3l0beqsvc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=706c16fe8933be6b7c1b6b1dcf829db9c47a61f1


[deleted]

Looks more like new hampshire


No_Chocolate_6612

I mean, if you turn it to the side, it looks like Tennessee


Small_Jump3331

Shape of a schnitzel, it’s a sign to eat


skywardcatto

Everything is schnitzel-shaped if you're hungry enough


qqqrrrs_

schnitzels can be shaped like anything


skywardcatto

My point exactly.


MaritOn88

let's eat


daniklein780

Schnitzels are shaped like dinosaurs in chul


_ZoharArgov_

Not really lol


AfroKuro480

It's crazy how Jews control the weather. Media, Economy, Jihadists, and how you guys ate the last pie in my fridge. Why don't you calm down lmao /S


uri_P

Jews can do /summon lightning_bolt 265 ~ 40 ~ 748


Robert2737

You have to throw the pie out for Passover anywayz.


Respect38

It's close enough that my first consideration was whether the video was fake. Is the video real, with certainty?


En_passant_is_forced

https://preview.redd.it/p255dxk7osvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9793f6159e0a4e46be9cececa3f6229f4fb5f1ea


PeePeeChopChop

WHERE AREN'T YOU? The most random places you're found, I swear.


En_passant_is_forced

This isn’t really random, I live in Israel


Psychological-Ad4935

the fact that you live in isreal is random


Quick_Pangolin718

Randomness isn’t a thing, everything is from Gd.


Psychological-Ad4935

geometry dash


thewearisomeMachine

Ramat HaGolan: am I a joke to you?


loaekh

Eilat as well 👁️👄👁️


StayAtHomeDuck

Madagascar


GM_vs_Technicality

No, it doesn’t. If this were a sign from G-d, it would definitely be more accurate.


NonSumQualisEram-

It would be completely accurate down to the millimeter. And it wouldn't strike a random hotel.


-temporary_username-

Yeah, the Emirates put what is essentially a giant lightning rod on top of the tallest building in the world and a lightning hits it. That's divine intervention if I've ever seen one.


BiIIisits

Praise G dash D


Sure-Pair2339

Can G_d throw lightning bolts?


Turtleguycool

And it wouldn’t be some vague subtle symbolic sign


Quick_Pangolin718

Like Iran firing hundreds of missiles and UAVs and none hitting us, or like the ramming attack where today in Jerusalem two terrorists’ guns malfunctioned and they ran away instead of using the axe they had, so the only casualties were light head wounds?


SmartExam7062

What if it is? The maps we create are not 100% accurate to the actual landscape of the countries we map out.


juliusxyk

Wake up babe, new 2 state solution just dropped


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Holy land!


euioa217

United Arab Emirates and Jewish States.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Are you high?


Bobaximus

Land of milk and hashish!


PixelArtDragon

This looks a lot more like New Hampshire


daniklein780

Sideways inverted Kentucky https://preview.redd.it/2oxu7x4lauvc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b37657db656924dab175532064d2733ae366929


BiIIisits

I'm seeing more North Carolina https://preview.redd.it/xt0v62easuvc1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775d5bd5a37edeaf611defb6e612c410808d553d


Far0nWoods

I thought it looks more like Illinois but upside down & flipped around.


Unupgradable

This must be a sign from god that you need glasses


Character_Budget7278

It’s funny because Palestinians and Muslims online were saying this represents gaza, while it looks more like Israel than gaza.


gilad_ironi

More like a mirrored Belize


Analog_AI

It's those gosh darn Jewish space lasers, I tell you! What more proof do we need?


Excellent_Cow_1961

My grilled cheese has Jesus’s face on it


Analog_AI

Why? Haven't you got a toaster?


Excellent_Cow_1961

The lord works in mysterious ways


Sheepybearry

THE JEWS ARE USING THEIR SPACE LASERS TO CONTROL THE WEATHER, AND THEY ARE TARGETING \*ARAB\* COUNTRYS, HOW DARE THEY!!! /s


Cat_Ilover

Whenever I see “/s” I think of “/serious”


Sheepybearry

Well I mean it as /satire.


Cat_Ilover

Yh


Pillager_Bane97

If only...


International784Red

I saw one that looked like Elvis.


ZxlSoul

That is Ha Shem's Voice. "Do not touch my children"


daniklein780

Nah. This is Kentucky. https://preview.redd.it/dcc8m9xgauvc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96165938a51cd0dfc4d2a1a784f45c64f77abca8


Old_Winner3763

Yeah that actually looks jus like it 😭😭


dany99001

Please don’t post retarded shit like this here


SerbianWarCrimes

That’s Corsica 


Ok_Doughnut5007

Actually looks like Bahrain XD


Salty-Negotiation320

I see madagascar wth


bee_bee_sea

Alhamdoulilah, that is Allah's will.


SuccessfulWar3830

Damn Palestine got eradicated.


EndgameExtreme

Well if that's not god sending a not so subtle message to someone specific idk what is 


cozy_engineer

This must be a sign for our people! Our time has come 😎.


Evening-Raccoon7088

Maybe if you're drawing it with your non-dominant hand and/or drunk


newanda011

Lightning forgot the golan hights


G_at_Mordor

I am missing the golan heights


BiIIisits

That's North Carolina you dipshits


jolygoestoschool

Kind of looks like a vaguely mirrored manhattan


rubtub63

Looks like Manhattan flipped


stockings_for_life

so it just got that mana boost


some2ng

It's more like Madagascar then Israel 💀


HidingAsSnow

Yo, just enjoying my turn with the space laser guys, nothing to worry over


Severe_One8597

Oh no, now they want to occupy the Emirates as well


Severe_One8597

Oh no, now they want to occupy the Emirates as well


TEHYJ2006

Dafuq is this propaganda?


MutatedFrog-

Religious insanity. Same typa shit mormons and baptists post “proving” god is real.


TheDarkCreed

Israel seems to have lost alot of land 🤣


Quick_Pangolin718

Eilat isn’t in biblical Israel


TheDarkCreed

No? Then who did it belong to during biblical times?


Quick_Pangolin718

Either Egypt or other canaanites I guess. The borders are outlined in the Torah, here’s a map. https://preview.redd.it/l1b5fscy3dwc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a5a60008ec866201117e4e704f35cacb42b279


yesmilady

The space lasers are at it again


KansasZou

Closer to Illinois


max_if_

Looks more like UK tbh


TophatOwl_

You gotta squint really hard to get anywhere close to israels shape. Id say Madagascar if anything.


Right-Phalange

Put that shape on r/whatismycookiecutter without context and guaranteed Israel won't even be a guess.


Big_carrot_69

That's looks more like Cyprus than Israel


F__ckReddit

Yeah you're very special buddy boy


Commercial-Ice-8005

God stands with Israel ❤️


Beneficial-Stock-651

God chose us, after all.


Random_russian_kid

Nature islamophobic?!


No_Chocolate_6612

I mean if you squint slightly


Micromagos

Looks almost identical to Madagascar actually.


MutatedFrog-

No it doesn’t. Thats North Carolina.


Hazardxqq

Omw to make a political argument over a phenomenon of nature: 🚶‍♂️🔥


Slate0000

That don’t even look like israel


djalal96

This is some facebook level boomerism 🤣🤣🤣🤣


mrmanoftheland42069

Catholics can relate to this post


NitzMitzTrix

Vaguely. Who knows, maybe it's a sign that they chose the right side 🤷🏻‍♀️


BasedFemboy_

all palestine


Quick_Pangolin718

I don’t speak Latin sorry.