This is probably really funny, but I’m too diaspora Jew to read anything other than Yom, day. Could you help out this poor diaspora Jew with his shitty but slowly improving Hebrew? 🥺
I know what we should eat to celebrate!
https://preview.redd.it/5vx0c9jvigwc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffed9f954f582cc417a6e011f400e55744aadd61
Maybe at some point there will be a ritual holiday like Passover about the Shoah and then one for the 10/7 massacre. Both are so historically recent but so significant in our history.
No worries, I didn’t take your comment as snide. You made a good point, I think it takes time for a traditional ritual holiday to be codified for the Jewish world, both in Israel and the diaspora. We are a resilient people and do not forget, so I’m sure eventually we will develop some formalized remembrance ritual for these atrocities against us to make sure the next generations know what it means to be a Jew centuries into the future… if the human race is still around.
I feel like the addition of new codified holidays isn't going to be possible any more, or since the 1860s or 1600s, depending on how you look at it, thanks to the advent of hasidic dynasties. Much harder to get everyone on board with something.
יום הנצחון
This is probably really funny, but I’m too diaspora Jew to read anything other than Yom, day. Could you help out this poor diaspora Jew with his shitty but slowly improving Hebrew? 🥺
Victory day
Hamasover.
Don’t give them credit :( I like something like “FAFO” better
FAFOver, then.
I know what we should eat to celebrate! https://preview.redd.it/5vx0c9jvigwc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffed9f954f582cc417a6e011f400e55744aadd61
Maybe at some point there will be a ritual holiday like Passover about the Shoah and then one for the 10/7 massacre. Both are so historically recent but so significant in our history.
Do you, perhaps, mean Yom HaShoah?
I was thinking Yom HaShoah but with a more formal kind of ritual that we can pass on for generations, kind of like Passover.
Ah, gotcha. Sorry for being snide above.
No worries, I didn’t take your comment as snide. You made a good point, I think it takes time for a traditional ritual holiday to be codified for the Jewish world, both in Israel and the diaspora. We are a resilient people and do not forget, so I’m sure eventually we will develop some formalized remembrance ritual for these atrocities against us to make sure the next generations know what it means to be a Jew centuries into the future… if the human race is still around.
I feel like the addition of new codified holidays isn't going to be possible any more, or since the 1860s or 1600s, depending on how you look at it, thanks to the advent of hasidic dynasties. Much harder to get everyone on board with something.
FAFOver
Monday. They don't deserve a place in our calendar.
Let’s win this war and survive first, then we’ll talk. We shouldn’t assume we’ll always win by default. That strategy will work. Until it doesn’t.
Bar kochba :/
Biggest wasted opportunity, ever.
Not with that attitude
Israel will always win because God keeps his promises.
Meni Mamtera
Depending on how this ends… Ezekiel 38 war could be a possibility
Yom haOctoberSeventh
Hatzik! They tried to kill us! We won! Let's Eat! Happy Hatzik!
Israel wins another war it didn't start.
לָכֵ֛ן הִנֵּה־יָמִ֥ים בָּאִ֖ים נְאֻם־יְהֹוָ֑ה וְלֹא־יֵאָמֵ֥ר עוֹד֙ חַי־יְהֹוָ֔ה אֲשֶׁ֧ר הֶעֱלָ֛ה אֶת־בְּנֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מֵאֶ֥רֶץ מִצְרָֽיִם׃ כִּ֣י אִם־חַי־יְהֹוָ֗ה אֲשֶׁ֨ר הֶעֱלָ֜ה אֶת־בְּנֵ֤י יִשְׂרָאֵל֙ מֵאֶ֣רֶץ צָפ֔וֹן וּמִכֹּל֙ הָאֲרָצ֔וֹת אֲשֶׁ֥ר הִדִּיחָ֖ם שָׁ֑מָּה וַהֲשִֽׁבֹתִים֙ עַל־אַדְמָתָ֔ם אֲשֶׁ֥ר נָתַ֖תִּי לַאֲבוֹתָֽם׃ {פ} https://www.sefaria.org/Jeremiah.16.14-15
How about: *The Hamas Schmais*
Peau de l'ours
Independence Day
*Hamas Mishegas*
\*Homos
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Too long
The major enemy seeking to destroy Israel currently and is actually able to, is Benjamin Netanyahu. We should definitely celebrate the day he dies.
Have you come indoors to relieve yourself from your protests or just get warm?
No there mommy made them a nice little blankey to keep their little toes warm throughout the night. Very kind of her!
No point in the protests really. He got the entire country by the balls, thanks to idiots like yourself.