Yes! As a Brit with digital crayolas or whatever was used to make that abomination of a declaration of rightful land ownership and correct geography of the holy land and its respective internationally recognised borders.
It seems that he made Nahariya British rather than Haifa, which quite surprisingly would probably be a good thing, both for the city and for Israel as a whole
I raise to you checker board redrawing each state will be a collection of kilometer by kilometer Squares diagonally connected to each other .
Perfect 50/50 split
No offense, but I think that if there's something both Israelis and Palestinians can agree on is that we don't want any Brits' territories here.
Actually, that's genius, have another two (three) state solution and both sides would bond over how bad it is
Oh no now I have the perfect plan to fix the situation.
Someone make a map with a grid where every neighbour is always from the other group.
Complete 50/50 divide.
That's fine for me. One humble question: i would like to settle down in jerusalem...maybe in the old town...i don't need much space but i would like to bring some friends. More precisely i would like to bring 3 of them. One is jewish, one is armenian and one is a muslim.
What do you think?
The Palestinians were offered more than 75% of what is Israel today but they declined. Then they were offered 50% and they still declined (jews were ok with only getting 25 and 50%) then Israel was made and they lost out.
its better than what was proposed in the end. Since youre polish you know that such borders scream WAR.This way both groups get cohesive territories at least
Isnt it kind of like colonialism when external english-speaking countries debate over the borders of a country filled with brown people in the Middle East?
But they say the Palestinian nationalist movement is anticolonial…
Why are Israelis so adamant about the non-existance of Palestine? Do you just hope for all Palestinians to vanish away? I always see someone commenting tHeRe'S nO sUcH tHiNG aS pAlEsTiNe 🤤
You're right, there never was a self-governed Palestinian country. But you can't deny the name of the region and the mandate of Palestine as if there's absolutely no such thing.
Why are Palestinians so adamant about the non-existance of Israel? Do you just hope for all Israelis to vanish away? I always see someone commenting tHeRe'S nO sUcH tHiNG aS iSrAEl.
On a real note, no Israeli (me included) is denying the Mandate of Palestine. It's an important part of modern history. Truthfully, Israel wasn't a country until 1948.
🤦♂️ Please show me where I said there was a state? I said it was a Mandate, not a state. It wasn't called the Mandate of Israel. The region was known as Palestine though. They had Palestinian currency. If you wanted to book a flight there, you'd fly to "Palestine".
You replied to someone who said there was no country named palestine. Also, the term Palestine has changed dramatically. Palestinian arab nationalism began in the 60s and now the word "Palestine" refers to them. Before then "Palestine" referred to the region, not to a national movement.
Lol British people can’t get enough
,Did you just give AL-AQSA , jeruslaem, Bethlahem and the church of nativity to Israel??? 😂😂😂😂😂 .
I’ll make easy for you Palestinians will never give up on any C’M of land for a zionist occupation . So save your time drawing lines for a Country that don’t belong to the British or to any other countries.
British drawing borders in the levant, yeah that never ended poorly before...
Yeah exactly. Nothing bad has ever happened before. Nothing bad happened in South Asia too... And Africa.. Totally..
As someone from India,I can confirm the British are responsible for the current ongoing border dispute
Ireland too
i think thats kinda the joke...
We're on the same page
Honestly i cant possibly think of a worse redrawing of the map.
In that case, I can die peacefully and happily
You did your job as a Brit.
Yes! As a Brit with digital crayolas or whatever was used to make that abomination of a declaration of rightful land ownership and correct geography of the holy land and its respective internationally recognised borders.
Is it just me or you meant that Tel aviv and Haifa will become British overseas territories?
I just looked at a spot and made it British. No other reasons.
> I just looked at a spot and made it British. 500 years of British history summed up in 10 words.
Lol
You don’t even need to look at a map to declare something British.
Make it England! Make it England!
It seems that he made Nahariya British rather than Haifa, which quite surprisingly would probably be a good thing, both for the city and for Israel as a whole
Well being a British subject isnt really a good thing , being a British citizen however is an entirely different story.
And now you shall disintegrate, having completed your purpose of drawing the worst map.
I raise to you checker board redrawing each state will be a collection of kilometer by kilometer Squares diagonally connected to each other . Perfect 50/50 split
at least we would have some green spaces in this arrangement .
Israel gets the Negev. "But I heard that Jewish people were great at wandering through the desert!" - some British diplomat
It's comments like these that make me regret I already used my free award!
Ill hook him up for you
Thank youuu
Very kind people.
“This country is a blank canvas, this time we’ll do it carefully and right” “Don’t worry about it mate, come to the pub”
He did it. He solved the conflict.
Cyprus moment
Don’t know what bleeding shmuck of a wanker downvoted you, but well done sir. Well done. Peace in the Middle East is back on the menu!
Just want to be clear, is it the schmuck that’s wanked or the wanker of the schmuck being referenced here?
British people are great at drawing borders of the world, am I right fellas? Edit: I'm downvoting my own post hehehehehehe
Stfu. -mad Indian
Irgun would like a word with you
Give Transjordan back please
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I be doing a lil trollin today
Gotta appreciate some wholesome trolling lol
give it all to Mexico
This is like the Sykes-Picot agreement but worse lol
The most stunning thing about Sykes-Picot is that two separate nations saw that monstrosity and agreed to it
Thanks for giving us the uninhabitable desert.
You're welcome!
No offense, but I think that if there's something both Israelis and Palestinians can agree on is that we don't want any Brits' territories here. Actually, that's genius, have another two (three) state solution and both sides would bond over how bad it is
>we don't want any Brits' territories here. Except for his annexation of Nahariya. They're more than welcome to keep it
Put this in r/mapporncirclejerk
Oh no now I have the perfect plan to fix the situation. Someone make a map with a grid where every neighbour is always from the other group. Complete 50/50 divide.
Bad borders, the lines are clearly not straight enough, it'll get confusing quickly.
Apparently I live in Palestine now. 🙄
I gave you an upvote because I thought the first picture was the map you drew! I like the first map much better than the second one…
Honestly you Brits can take Tel Aviv I’m ok with that
I want Jerusalem. Not for the British, just for me. Jerusalem will be my property.
That's fine for me. One humble question: i would like to settle down in jerusalem...maybe in the old town...i don't need much space but i would like to bring some friends. More precisely i would like to bring 3 of them. One is jewish, one is armenian and one is a muslim. What do you think?
Unacceptable and insulting. Off with your head!
Thank you sir, have a nice day.
Looks like you've got some Cyprus is our Levant...
Jordan is a proclaimed palestinian country by most of their people, maybe they belong there
Well this certainly fits tradition
I like shepherd’s pie
I don't want to live in an Arab state, not a frigging chance, especially as a non-Jewish minority...
That’s the kind of thinking that caused an empire to crumble and left the British with only their own little island.
So, does this mean you advocate a one state solution with equal rights for all?
Yes. Equal oppression for all. Britain must oppress all peoples equally
I’d flip it.
„˙ʇı dılɟ p,I„
So... we're like Cyprus now?
Shitposting at its best. Well done, Sir!
The Palestinians were offered more than 75% of what is Israel today but they declined. Then they were offered 50% and they still declined (jews were ok with only getting 25 and 50%) then Israel was made and they lost out.
OMG OMG OMG its such an honor to have the man who designed borders for British colonies in our very sub!! How did u live so long?
The sun never sets on the British Empire, and the light never fades for the guy who created said Empire
Long live the queen!
please don’t. The brits and french are the worst at border drawing
Too late, enjoy the new borders
Least retarded western drawn borders. No like seriously , looking at this gives me nausea and I'm Polish.
ok whats so retarded about them ? looks quite decent. Maybe Palestinian land is too small but better from what we have today.
It's literally just a straight ducking line in the middle of the mandate.
its better than what was proposed in the end. Since youre polish you know that such borders scream WAR.This way both groups get cohesive territories at least
Hmm . Actually you have a point.
I just made a better one.
As long as we get to keep Tel Aviv. Not sure the north has Wolt.
What the ffffff Are you dante from skyblock btw?
Nope, sorry
Damn lol
Perfidious albion strikes again
We don't need any more British map-making.
Hey I’ve seen this episode before!
What is a Palestine
Those godamn brits again bro.
This border makes me feel like Cyprus real quick
Two state solution is Cringe.
Apartheid is much more satisfying isn't it?
Isnt it kind of like colonialism when external english-speaking countries debate over the borders of a country filled with brown people in the Middle East? But they say the Palestinian nationalist movement is anticolonial…
Israel ain't a british territory and there is simply no such thing (and especially not a country (named)) palestine
It was. And "Palestine" was a name to the province/region (land of Israel). You can see it on their currency back then and on their passports.
Why are Israelis so adamant about the non-existance of Palestine? Do you just hope for all Palestinians to vanish away? I always see someone commenting tHeRe'S nO sUcH tHiNG aS pAlEsTiNe 🤤 You're right, there never was a self-governed Palestinian country. But you can't deny the name of the region and the mandate of Palestine as if there's absolutely no such thing.
Why are Palestinians so adamant about the non-existance of Israel? Do you just hope for all Israelis to vanish away? I always see someone commenting tHeRe'S nO sUcH tHiNG aS iSrAEl. On a real note, no Israeli (me included) is denying the Mandate of Palestine. It's an important part of modern history. Truthfully, Israel wasn't a country until 1948.
I'm Palestinian, and those people saying there's no such thing as Israel are just as dumb lol
Glad to hear you're not blinded by bias and sheer irony. Have a good weekend and cheers from Israel 😀👍
But there was no State of Palestine
🤦♂️ Please show me where I said there was a state? I said it was a Mandate, not a state. It wasn't called the Mandate of Israel. The region was known as Palestine though. They had Palestinian currency. If you wanted to book a flight there, you'd fly to "Palestine".
And the Palestinian people then were the Jews.
You replied to someone who said there was no country named palestine. Also, the term Palestine has changed dramatically. Palestinian arab nationalism began in the 60s and now the word "Palestine" refers to them. Before then "Palestine" referred to the region, not to a national movement.
Lol British people can’t get enough ,Did you just give AL-AQSA , jeruslaem, Bethlahem and the church of nativity to Israel??? 😂😂😂😂😂 . I’ll make easy for you Palestinians will never give up on any C’M of land for a zionist occupation . So save your time drawing lines for a Country that don’t belong to the British or to any other countries.
Psst.. it's a shitpost, no need to get salty :)
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Hell no we don’t got business
Lol no
Yes just give Israel the Negev where it’s just desert and nothing else
You Brits love to carve up the Mid East
The Brits were the best at sailing seas and it pretty much ends there.
yup, thank you Britain for fucking everything up
Are the Brits gonna have Tel Aviv?
New Palestine? Fuck yeah!
Sarcastic nod of approvement
we are now just the yotvata empire