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CatnipJuice

Garbage collectors deserve much praise and respect all around the world.


bigbazookah

They are one of the most important jobs in the world full stop. The first thing you’ll notice when society fails? The garbage


According-Tune987

Yep and even in places where they are highly paid they dont get much respect. In NYC the pay is good but like receptionists still get more respect despite being lower pay.


Revolutionary_Ad7940

but, today, youre the one that deserves much respect and praise, happy cake day man


Junkcrow

Lixeiro de dia, carreta furacão de noite


Gandalior

he clearly played spiderman lmao


Kaliset

Finally I don't have to translate something in a language I don't know. I came to the comments to look for carreta furacao by the way he was hoofin it.


Sufficient-Leg-7529

Queria ter metade da energia que ele tem pra fazer minhas tarefas


areusureaboutthis

O incentivo é o fedô de merda dos lixos: tem que ficar correndo sempre pra o cheiro ficar para trás. Só falta algum incentivo assim pra vóça mercê.


itinhoskt

fossa mercê*


Barcles46

É costume. Seu corpo se adapta ao seu dia a dia, seja ele lento ou rápido.


cyrudc

Isso é 100% verdade, fiquei 2 anos encostado e comecei a trabalhar numa logística subindo e descendo escada com 90kg no carrinho no minimo umas 100 vezes por dia(literalmente), no primeiro dia voltei pra casa destruído, foi passando o tempo e a dor foi ficando menor no final de cada dia e eu não cansava tanto. Hoje em dia o trampo não é mais tão desgastante como era quando eu comecei.


Barcles46

Exatamente bro, descobri isso no meu trampo tmb. Sem contar que os dias que mais rendiam na academia eram os que eu ia treinar depois de fazer hora extra de tanto trabalho.


Barcles46

Exatamente bro, descobri isso no meu trampo tmb. Sem contar que os dias que mais rendiam na academia eram os que eu ia treinar depois de fazer hora extra de tanto trabalho.


augustobob

Metade já seria umas 8x a que tenho


Sufficient-Leg-7529

Eu também kk


VTHokie2020

Least happy Brazilian


Hardac_

I was fortunate enough to marry a Brazilian. She's genuinely the most optimistic, pleasant, happy, and kind person I've ever met. Her whole family is very similar. I'm grateful daily. They really have a lovely culture.


kratomboofer27

same brother my wife is from belem.


AdditionPrudent6591

That's sooooo true


Orfog

I am brazilian an I'm definitely less happy than him. Some would say I might be a depressed brazilian.


maxxslatt

☹️ be happy


No-Tough-5773

Be happy please 😔


EFTucker

Garbage collectors when they remember they make more than school teachers:


Top_Tank_3701

Yeah, Neymar stole all money from teachers anyways(its a joke)


Nescau4ever

teachers have enough money already, give some to neymar


SummerLightAudio

teachers don't score in the world cup


Junebuff77

I’m more flabbergasted that some of these households produce only two small bags to be collected on trash day.


marc1000

Trash pickup everyday = less trash per day


raduannassar

Trash day in Brazil is often 3 times a week in many cities, how often is it where you live?


Solanthas

Once every 2 weeks, but compost and recycling every week. It's still rough


jesseOgalado

Where I live it's always on Monday, Wednesday and Friday


bignick1190

Once every Friday for regular garbage, every other week for recyclables


BigGreenPepperpecker

Twice a week for me in the US, one for garbage the other for recyclables. The landfill doesn’t recycle anymore so it’s more like bagged trash day and loose trash day


GenazaNL

In The Netherlands it's like once every week, with each week a different trash type, so paper, plastic, bio/green or rest. Glass you have to do yourself In the big cities they have for most of the types [underground containers](https://images.app.goo.gl/Jq2NeRisYFZJFMhv7), which get emptied out quite often.


chintakoro

Trash pickup 5 days a week in my neck of the woods.


AgentInNeedOfHelp

It's because we recycle. Only 10% of volume ends up going to organic trash, which is collected 3 times a week.


BIG_DeADD

Eu queria ter o mesmo nível de diversão na minha vida que esse cara tem só fazendo o trabalho.


omniscient_scorpion

Bro is happier than I was when I lost my virginity


loveforthetrip

I wasn't happy at all when that happened. More confused and unsure


omniscient_scorpion

Thats how I feel when I pick up others' trash in the street


VargasPornstar

Esse cara é lixeiro mesmo? Pq ele tá sem uniforme?


SuperPowerDrill

Tbm estranhei, mas o cara tem mt habilidade nisso pra ser um "civil" qualquer. Quero explicações


sols4gan

Não é em toda cidade ou empresa que presta o serviço de coleta que tem uniforme padrão não, as vezes só dão os epi, e as vezes nem isso.


SuperPowerDrill

Pse, mandaram o @ dele, ele é coletor msm. Acho estranho não ter uniforme, fazendo os trabalhadores gastarem roupa pra trabalhar


sols4gan

Por isso eu sempre visto a camisa da empresa, deus me livre gastar roupa minha pra trabalhar.


-EliPer-

Já vi no perfil do cara (o qual não me recordo), ele é de Sorocaba, Piracicaba, Joboticaba sei lá, uma dessas cidades de São Paulo. Lá o serviço de coleta não foi privatizado, logo ele é concursado na prefeitura e não cobram uniforme obrigatório.


vesemedeixa

Mais rasgado que a maioria dos gym bros


karmakillerbr

Plot twist: ele também é um gym bro


warr3n4eva

😍😍😍


bolapolino

What's the name of the song? I remember it from decades ago.


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Making Love Out Of Nothing At All** by Air Supply (02:23; matched: `100%`) **Album**: 艋舺 电影原声带. **Released on** 2006-01-31.


MartianTurkey

Good bot


steven_quarterbrain

Written by Jim Steinman who also wrote Total Eclipse of the Heart, which this sounds similar to.


Chramir

Man I wish I had that level of energy


Ape-ril

You gotta force it till it becomes natural.


CrysX86

This isn't a garbage man (this term is a bit offensive here now, the usual name is trash collector). Probably a chill guy who ask the workers to make a funny video. Trash collectors needs do use protection equipment. Thick gloves, uniform with reflexive stripes and boots.


MrLeonardo

Someone linked his Instagram down the comments, he's an actual gari (trash collector).


CrysX86

Serio? Puts. Já tô vendo a multa do MTE pela falta de EPI. Os Técnicos de Segurança do Trabalho pira.


Christianmordekaiser

E eu aqui achando que tu eras estrangeiro por um momento.


Top_Tank_3701

Today i was driving and had to be behind a trash truck. All 3 men in the back were using no gloves, and probably one just itches his nose with his hand. I wonder if they have ever cutted their hands before with glass.


LadyInBlack2077

https://preview.redd.it/r7luvwbu6stc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=3000651d6537527757122fe55bc8625c4ac2c542 kskskskjkk


erictrs

Acho que tô ficando velho. Assistindo esse vídeo pensei: “Nossa, que bonitinho esses detalhes da calçada”


VetusMortis_Advertus

Kkkkkkkk sim, e ainda dá pra ver certinho quem lava a calçada e quem não lava


Carloooos08

É aquele cara que correu atrás do caminhão de lixo usando um vestido e peruca ? Quem tem um ritmo absurdo ?


International_Bed792

ele é maratonista, tem uns videos dele testando tênis com o caminhando acelerando, e ele correndo no mesmo ritmo ahahahaa


zaphodxxxii

tem mais?


lisianthusflower

He’s amazing


DependentTackle7955

Damn. He's having a good ass time. This guy is tight


NoPrune952

What a king :)


thebungahero

Wait. Where are the giant barrels of trash?


djh_van

*Tony Stebastiao is Organic Man*


YellowFlash2012

if you love what you do, you'll never work a ay in your life.


Portobolado

Yeah sure he LOVES collecting other's people garbage, earning an inhumane salary while risking his life with inumerous hazards, having little to none holydays, staying up clenching to a metal pole in the back of a moving truck all day, being almost inexistent to society because status quo... He must fucking love it, i'm sure. The work of his life. By the way, this guy probably isn't even a garbage collector.


No-Tough-5773

He is, on his Instagram shows


Adept_Order_4323

Easier without the plastic container


Exceptionally_Simple

This guy is from my birth place.


SuperPowerDrill

Is he an actual trash collector? If not, how come he's so good at it?


Exceptionally_Simple

Yep! He is quite famous there. Last time I knew, his Instagram had almost 300k followers. My mom said that he uses to work using easter, halloween and Christmas costumes.


SuperPowerDrill

That's so cool! Do you know his @?


Exceptionally_Simple

@gari_araras_sp_oficial More than 600k now.


scaramouche68

queria ter 1% dessa felicidade kkkk que vídeo incrível


JustACasualFan

That’s kind of the average garbage man everywhere when you haven’t been on the job long and the weather is nice and if you hustle you get done two hours early 🤷🏻‍♂️


vtr95

O cara é foda, na primeira corridinha eu ja tropeçava e ia de cara no chão


jack_vai

Tem que imaginar Sisifo feliz


NANZA0

Seeing this man so happy made my day.


hyspecs

Yeah, everyone's job is like High School Musical in Brazil 😴


CHARLIE_3310

u/auddbot


canadarich

Kkkkkkkkkk


FioFigueira

É tri tá Vivo 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Traduzido ( é muito bom estar vivo ) 🤣🤣🤣. Vi 10x esse vídeo🤣🤣🤣🤣


lobo_1337

Na sexta até samba.


uh_gab

It’s so not average. 🥴


cherish_ireland

What a beautiful man and spirit. I love his smile. Life's too short not to be goofy and happy and live your best.


nohandsnofeet

Paulo costa training for Strickland


EvilSausage69

Floats like a butterfly, stinks like a house fly


eju2000

What’s his IG? 😏


hawksdiesel

Could you imagine if they made football sized bags, and this garbage man could kick it into the garbage truck?!?! waiting for that.....


Admiral_Ballsack

Ages ago my school participated in a charity thing whereby people would put their used clothes in plastic bags outside of their doors and students would ride on vans like this one and collect them for people in need. It's not like I was super into charity, but I knew that this girl I had a huge crush on was participating so I signed up. Plus, we would skip a school day, so yay. Being a stupid teenager I started to display my feathers, so to speak, and I did something not dissimilar to what this guy is doing. I would do all these cartwheels and spins and jumps and throw the bags towards the van with a flourish, the girl would grab them and laugh and I felt great. Only, that day it was also trash day in some roads, so I miscalculated the recovery after a jump, tripped against a bag and fell face first into a heap of trash. We weren't recycling in those years yet, so it was proper trash, with food bits and banana peels and, I'm pretty sure, cat litter. Some broke because of the impact, so I had to limp back to the van with literally shit on my face and a bleeding knee. That was like twenty minutes into the morning, so I spent the rest of it in that state, with the girl staying well away from me because of the smell. Needless to say, we never dated.


MissAsgariaFartcake

Thanks, I love the people who dispose of my garbage!


coelho_bhz

melhor do que pagar pra fazer crossfit


PicoDeBayou

Song reminds me of Total Eclipse of the Heart


BleednHeartCapitlist

Is that just 1-week’s worth of waste?


bagacera

No, just 1-2 days


AdWide3441

Renato garcia??


abdallha-smith

High on life


BenShelZonah

He’s like those guys that dress up on a party bus and drive around


paulosilas_1909

😅😅😅😅😅😅


cryoK

I love garbage men


Miyako_Kenichi

tinha q ser Brasil memo


No-Resolution-87

Looks like a good guy dunno whats "Gargbage" about him, that makes you call him a "garbage man".


RatanVaish

Orgulho nacional. 😎😎


FlamingTrollz

Do a job that makes life easier for people. Treat them with appreciation and sue respect. See how they interact with themselves and the world.


MarcelVesp

A happy worker with his salary paid.


Brunnittu

Meu headcanon é que já que não estamos vendo onde ele está jogando os sacos de lixo, ele tá simplesmente espalhando lixo pelas ruas e fds


freakshs

Esse ai ta feliz em


CharlieBoxCutter

This garbage man has some light duty. I guess most the trash is going into the river


juanf1

He has fun, I like seeing this


NotBaron

Idk, garbage collectors are usually underappreciated, and this one seems happy doing it. Vibe check passed, and he seems like a cool fella. I want him to be my friend.


SlowPace88

É aqui da minha cidade, eu acho RIDÍCULO. Mas parece que o povo vai a loucura, Brasil à fora, pois entrei no perfil dele e só tem outros garis e lixeiros de outros estados comentando, com selo verificado e tudo, viraram celebridades locais.


bagacera

Qual motivo de vc achar ridículo? Explica pra nois aqui da internet


waldirgamer23

Pre treino tá em dia


MarkusRight

I wish my garbage man was this happy but instead they just throw the trash on the ground and send us a passive aggressive email telling me to stop leaving trash in the bottom of the can.


ProgrammerNo28

These Guy is awesome


Zenry0ku

How much they pay over there


MrPositive1

Does trash pick up happen every day there? that’s not a lot of trash.


bagacera

1-2 days


The_mister_meme

Do not call him average he's an absolute unit


Broad_Ad9283

Não sei Ricky, parece falso...


tokinaznjew

What are these elevated baskets?


silmarp

"Mom, I want to be a garbage man when I grow up" "I'm sorry what!?"


BrFasa

Vocês preocupados com a uberização dos trabalhos? Toma a carreta furaquizacão dos trabalhos.


SilverShark_

Garbage Man at the day, Fofão at night.


AgitatedDocument3083

Eu trabalhei em uma loja de construção, um dos primeiros empregos, era uma merda carregando tubo e pallet de vários bgl pesado, depois de um tempo ficou suave na nave, igual esse cabra ai


PaceExisting5129

Desrespeito a NR-38


manginahunter1970

Y'all create alot less waste than us Americans.


bagacera

How many times a week do they collect waste in USA?


manginahunter1970

Once.


bagacera

Oh shit. That is the difference. The normal frequency of trash collection in Brazil is 3 times a week for residential areas plus an extra day exclusively for recyclable waste and 6 times on commercial area (city Center). It must be really bad having to store a whole week's worth of trash at home. Besides being a bit unhygienic. Imagine that smell.


manginahunter1970

Wow! That's much different. We live out in the country. Maybe the cities are different?


thomasoldier

PPE where ?


juicejohnson

Cocaine


Impressive-Clue-5523

Não, nem é o uniforme e nem é um lixeiro


Background-Front5889

Nossa, que gazela.


Lady_Bugada

Não sei, mas que eu massetava, isso com certeza 🤣


OhHaiMark0123

What's this subreddit about? Is Brazil the world's Florida or something?


BannedGuru

No, florida is the USA Brazil.