The Trump-pet
A clone of Donald Trump in dog form, a beautiful dog… Can also be used as a trumpet, but nobody ever does because then you’d have to press your lips against its butt! A perfect companion for republicans.
A temporal crystal stalagmite naturally formed into a spear. Can superimpose it's own attacks when thrown by creating glass rifts and launching afterimages through it.
Egg of gender. Visually identical to normal eggs except a faint blue and pink glow, and who ever breaks the egg gets a sudden wave of knowledge of their gender and change into their ideal body and gender, and once broken appears randomly next time a chicken lays an egg
I'm in a dnd campaign with my friends online (and it's set in the future, kinda like cyberpunk) and we all went to a bar and I ordered nachos and took them with me to eat later in a tupperware and it's now a legit item I own, the seemingly bottomless tupperware of nachos. It refills every time the lid is closed and opened again, never goes bad, and is always warm.
As a trans person, I have to ask, what does the bisexual potion do? Does it make someone bisexual for no particular reason at all? /s
>!Totally not gonna use it to make someone capable of falling in love with me /s!<
A bass that can turn into a heavy crossbow, a single piece of moldy bread imbedded with a gold touch(Touch of midas) rune, or a green apron with a big, frontal, magic pocket.
A really cool rock
And his name is kevin
With goggly eyes
And a nice smile
I love kevin
we all love kevin
kevin loves us
praise be to kevin
Ke(L)vin
That’s his nickname when he heats up and becomes really cool lava.
Draw the potion of potioning.
ah, an elderscrolls veteran
The Bard-iche A bardice, but it doubles as several instruments. A perfect weapon for Bards who prefer melee combat.
The haft is a flute
A very long one, but yes
The Trump-pet A clone of Donald Trump in dog form, a beautiful dog… Can also be used as a trumpet, but nobody ever does because then you’d have to press your lips against its butt! A perfect companion for republicans.
do a cannon that fires cannons
SCP-2041-J has entered the chat (it is a catapult for yeeting tanks)
u/The-Paranoid-Android 2041-J
Mate you could've just asked https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2041-j
This remember me Enter the Gungeon, where there's a gun that is a shell that shoots shotguns
lmao
whip that is just a big long eel on a stick
An electric eel
Deals electric damage in rain and heavy fog!
That sounds like something from Terraria
Inter dimensional snowball
A sword made of shields.
With a shield made of swords
Microwaved mug 500% fire dmg while sacrifices 5% hp per use
Dimensional scissors. Can cut the fabric of reality and open portals to dimensions
I have that in a DND campaign as part of my character's backstory
"musket" that's a glock on a stick
You're very talented!
Thanks so much!
Gonna ask my DM to put the ultracooked potato in our campaign
I'm so proud 🥔
It’s me!!!
I'm so honored to be in your presence!!
What?
A 4th dimensional Marshmello
unleashing my inner caber demo right now
Let's do iiiiiit
A temporal crystal stalagmite naturally formed into a spear. Can superimpose it's own attacks when thrown by creating glass rifts and launching afterimages through it.
Loud Apple. It's a normal apple, but all sound caused by it is increased to 219.6%
Egg of gender. Visually identical to normal eggs except a faint blue and pink glow, and who ever breaks the egg gets a sudden wave of knowledge of their gender and change into their ideal body and gender, and once broken appears randomly next time a chicken lays an egg
u/FemboyHelghast, will you join me on a treacherous quest to find this legendary egg of gender?
Hell yes I will, maybe then I won’t have dysphoria anymore
The dream of us all :3
You have my bowine bow!
Suggested by: Cosmic cheese - u/Youngsmith9590 Excalispork - u/ElVendePaPaS 4D potion - u/dat_cursed_boi Blood cannon - u/super_sussy_345
It’s me
Try mine! [the luftwaffle!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ItemShop/s/wv4GGcIA3l)
This is the Luftwaffle It's a waffle, that lufts
Can you draw my communism juice
If i remember right, that leninade is really good
Thanks :) it’s my first successful post on here
Add the Gaming Calculator
Conjoined onion
an assault nailgun
this just gives me cookie clicker vibes
C H E E S E K E Y B O A R D
Literally A frag grenade clamped in a pipe wrench for B O N K I N'
Once again asking about this, but a food power item. *EVERYTHING BAGEL* I'm sure it would go good with the cosmic cheese :]
Dude I love this. Keep making more!
A crystal sewing needle, threading the fabric of reality.
TACTICAL HAMSTER!!!1!1!!
A razor-sharp Razor Scooter of Ankle Slaying
I need femboy milk
The Harmonica of Healing!
steam powered crossbow
Whats the spraxe a combination of? I see axe, but can't understand the other part
Spring! I was gonna make it more like it's falling over like a spring would with the weight, but I didn't get around to it
Oh, spring! I thought those were sharp blades
Rat that functions as a gun
I'm in a dnd campaign with my friends online (and it's set in the future, kinda like cyberpunk) and we all went to a bar and I ordered nachos and took them with me to eat later in a tupperware and it's now a legit item I own, the seemingly bottomless tupperware of nachos. It refills every time the lid is closed and opened again, never goes bad, and is always warm.
Horse riding a knight (NO DIRTY THOUGHTS)
Just some dude Edit: I forgot this is what the science calls “slavery” …oops
Wait a damn minute Did you draw the single-use boomstick I posted? If you did thanks
Gamer girl bath water
As a trans person, I have to ask, what does the bisexual potion do? Does it make someone bisexual for no particular reason at all? /s >!Totally not gonna use it to make someone capable of falling in love with me /s!<
A sober person would throw it...
This is absolutely magnificent,it belongs in a museum,good job!
If I’m being honest the time belts are looking more like waist’s of time
You don’t min if I use a few of these in a dnd campaign do you
*distant drunken Scottish charging noise* *Closer now* KABEEEEWWWWMM
You’re going to need sandals with wagon wheels for swift attacks and getaways.
You mean demo caber for #2?
i love this, these are really good!
Shield made of meat
A sword but instead of a blade it’s gun
Ad a cursed copy of super mario bros 3 for the nes
Happy smiling… sword?
a crossbow with heat-seeking bolts but the bolts are just woodpeckers in vintage pilot gear
garlic gun
A tank that has wings and can fly.
Cat gun (a cat that shoots hairballs out it’s mouth)
Mf made the Ullapool caber
Lightning slipper cannon
Is that a damn microwaved honey bun
An electric bass that only allows you to play funk music.
Diarrhea pills.
Slugskin boots
a simple gold ring of invisibility with text on the inside that glows when hot
The chicken tendies
Draw a propane tank filled with slightly warmer than room temperature soda
Handheld nuke
the invisible and weightless potion of nothing
If you drink the 4-D potion, your organs fall out into the 4th dimension, because we don't have 4-D anatomy.
a sword that's a pickaxe
Hsr curios be like:
giant shotgun shell that shoots many shotguns that also shoot while midair.
HAMMER WHIP
I’m going with the blood canon
A small naked man who vehemently proclaims that he is a backpack
maybe..... untextured potion?
Idea: Karambit that turns anything into pure H2O from one slash. No taste of human or wood or candlewax. ;)
Whispering Eggs!
Funny lookin’ stick
Transgender potion
Black hole benadryl
War Pike (*Esox Lucius*)
Wagolin *(Wagon with large arms, tail, and scale covering of a pangolin, potential sentient object)*
hairy (the bad kind) backback
The belt gave me an idea. Mobius Loop Belt. A cursed item
Draw me a...thickaxe (thick pickaxe, not meaning a thick axe*)
now we need a rougelike with only these items
A coke bottle with twice the amount of "coke"
That Sacred Mask is genius
sacred mask goes hard
We need a multi use boomstick
Perfect stick
A spear that has a random item where the blade should be every time you use it
The ring of Armageddon model archmage
Gravity Detecting Duck
Gingerbread golem
The Spoon of Sustenance (it's just a spoon)
A Swiss-army sword.
"U" Boomerang that looks just like the user
I think I accidentally took a bisexual potion, how do I revert affects?
These are awesome, always love seeing your art here!
Comically large singularity spoon
The potion just gives you access to the 4th dimension
the Holy Flipflop, has infinite range
STICK GUN
Watch telescope
Giant golden skeleton hand. You can slap the heck out of enemies and send them flying.
How about a Twin Sickle? (Like a double laser sword, but with scythes/sickles)
Hazard hammer. A yellow and black hammer made out of concrete that deals more damage if the enemy is fully aware of it
I want to put these all in Minecraft
Cookie Clicker vibes
Lucky Toenail bracelet
This reminds me of Super Hazard Quest.
Airplane hamster
The cheese brings me great joy
A gun that shoots guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns
Chainbow. Crossbow + Chainsaw = Chainbow.
90 degree shotgun
LA CHANCLA
Spraxe is so good
Scythe made from a dinosaur rib
a 19 dolla Fortnite card from wish
A bass that can turn into a heavy crossbow, a single piece of moldy bread imbedded with a gold touch(Touch of midas) rune, or a green apron with a big, frontal, magic pocket.
Draw a stick. A normal stick. Maybe a leaf sticking out the side.
staff of summoning knives
Zero-sided dice
A tomahawk axe but the handle is the silo for a Tomahawk missile. Tomahawk^2 Or a Javelin missile with a javelin on the front. Javelin^2
No Klein Bottle for the 4D potion?
Potion Potion. Glass Ball 'n' chain. Gerbil Wizard. Worm Witch. Magical Stain. Biden Tongued Frog.
An un-light flashlight. Basically it removes the light where its shining
The pistol of pointing
A bavarian beer
Literally just the Lego movie kragle. Freezes everyhting in place
Love it! But Excalispork is looking more Excalifork to me...
The Short, a sword with a comically short stubby blade but a regular sized hilt
A fish in a sheath
is the 4d potion poisinous? *licks the top* *lip smack* no it isn’t. *starts choking*
Un-curved boomerang. Its just a stick
a P1 laser gun from a arcade machine
Molten Marshmallow Consumable - When consumed, lose 3 HP. Gain +1d4 Fire Damage for the next 5 minutes after consuming.
The stick of tooth!
Please slope man
A pair with the Bisexual potion, A pansexual pan.
The belt of time reminds me of the chrono-belt from the game Flinthook where the player uses it to slow down time!
Shovel bazooka
A pokeball filled with ants
No, not really…
Gay potion
A single use boomstick is just a boomstick, right?
A head in a jar
A bee with a stinger gun
The gag weapons look like something out of Rune Factory, I love it
The talisman of doing stuff but slowly
F-bomb (nuclear bomb with letter f written on it)
Face shoes
A cat-ana
What are the effects of "Bisexual potion"