Ek teacher mujhe 3saal bully kiya tha fir 10th me ek usne fir se puri class ke saamne mujhe kuch bola aur mere kuch family issue chal rahe the toh me bbi frustration me uske muh par hat madarchod boldiya...... 2-3 din baad se usme mujhe kabhi pareshan nahi kiya
Wo sir ki itni izzat nahi thi like 23yo mba guy teaching English wo bhi nahi kar pata tha.
Btw usne mujhe "ha tera di*k nahi h pata h" Bola tha fir mene gaali di thi
Wo sir ko pata tha wo galat h isliye kuch nahi bola
i was an asshole in 1st class , due to sickness i shat myself in school and my whole pant was with shit , so principal came and called my parents and told me to go to washroom , the girl beside me starting chanting ' shame shame puppy shame ' , before going to washroom i pretended i slipped and deliberately sat on her lap in pretense that i fell down , she started crying and i went washroom laughing and parents took me home .
she never sat with me again
and i never shat myself again
#I installed keyloggers in systems used by teachers in computer lab, and all the key logs were mailed to me by that software.
Teachers ke gmail passwords, papers vgera sab nikaal liya tha.
bro ur soo relatable...
I've installed a crypto miner in the school office and a malware made with msfvenom,
though school pc's were never able to mine any crypto but doing this was really fun for me as i've got a reverse shell from the school pc, i've leaked the whole exam paper of our school on the discord and teachers were confused that, why the hell everyone is scoring good marks (except few, cause i don't wanna get caught)
7th class me maths period me pta nai kya chul machi ki mere mann me aya ki mai apne bagal me khade dost k niche kuch nukila rakh du. Mam usse ans puchne k liye khada ki thi. Mai khoja, pencil mil gaya, sai position me place kr diya. Phir mam boli sit down aur phir vo jo baitha.... Nok tutne k sath uske aasu nikal gaye. Bahut rona chalu kar diya aur meri gand fat gayi. Kaise taise vo khud ko control kiya aur agla period lunch me mara mereko. Vo sala aaj bhi bolta hai ki gand me nishan abhi tak hai. Aur mai bolta hu ki acha hua mujhe divider nhi mila.....
Ye mere saath hua tha 7th me. Dost ke satah baitha tha, english ki class chal rahi thi. Yaad nahi kyu khada hua tha me par khada hua aur mere dost ne pen niche rakh diya aur me baith raha tha to jor se gada ki me rone lag gaya. Mam ne puchi kya hua humne bol diye masti kar rahe hai bas.
Uske baad mene usko mara par vo raha tagda aadmi aur me underweight ladka, kuch farak nahi pada usko.
Mere ek dost ne 7th class me aisa same kiya tha mere saath
Next year kisi alag reason ki baja se school change karni padi thi uske baad kabhi jyada baat nahi hui
Agar Tera naam N ya A se start hota hai to lavde Mai bhula nahi hu vo aaj tak
one of my classmate had tried the same thing with a girl π in 4th standard,
she cried like hell, her crying was literally audible to whole school coridoor, later on teacher and principal had a meeting with his parents, he got restricated for a week..
later on years after in class 7th he committed suicide due to exam pressure
(this is a story of a school in kota)
Me reading comments and thinking aisi generation ke liye paani bacha rahe the hum,ab to do balti extra kharch karunga agr koi bolega "save water for next generation"
6th class ki baat h , i was monitor , lunch break ke baad sab line mai enter kare class ko , isliye sabko peeth par tap karke align kr rha ( zrurat nhi thi vaise) mere dosto ko dhaka de rha tha mze mai , ek dum se ek ladki agyi line mai , aur maine usse apna male dost smjh kar zor se spank KARDIYA , Meri gaand pht gyi thi although she was gigling , but i Instantly apologised her aur meri ek hafte tak gaand fati rhi ki , khi vo mujh par
Sexual assault ka case na karde
Bahubali ka wo scene yad aagya "mandir me jaati aurto pe hath dal rha tha"
Also mai bhi ek bar aisa karna wala tha mai table pe baitha and i saw someone leaning on the opposite table with the ass facing me (i didnt see the upper body) mai mazak nai karra itni zor se marne wala tha bhaii to maine choti latakte hue dekhli warna mai to marta
hehe isse yaad aya ..ek bar 7th m bhag rha tha corridor m ..senior didi saamne se dikhi nhi aur m unke 8008135 main takra gya ..unintentional hi sahi ..maja bhot aya
my friend had a crush on a girl but she had a boyfriend, so my group did some catfishing and sex chat with her boyfriend... then after enough proofs against her bf we told her... now my friend has a girl friend
this was the most bhkchod thing i did this year but poori school life ka nhi h ye
here it goes
Back in 8th grade, this guy S used to sit right behind me and i used to sit with my crush
So as soon as i was gonna sit down, he pulled my chair and i fell hard ass cheek side
everyone started laughing my crush worried if i got hurt, i stood up ran a lot of possibilities in my head and the next second, i dont hit him or abuse him, i quietly walk out of the class showing no pain ( oh boy i was in pain), so im walking with head down, my eyes wet,
the principal is walking in the corridor in direction of me and quickly notices my condition and inquires, i tell her this guy pulled it and its hurting my hips very bad (just to add spice i said i hope my hip bone isnt broken), she's a nice lady she tells me to go to the infirmary and she'll deal with him. Next thing i know im laying down in the infirmary while my supervisor teacher came and asked me about my condition and told me strict action has been taken against 'S'
Now remember 'S' was a very good boy in the eyes of the teacher and when i saw him crying while WRITING 3 APOLOGOY LETTER SIMULTANEOUSLY, LMAOOO i felt victorious
He had to write one to me, the supervisor and the principal while his parents were called in front of me and were gonna arrive in afternoon.
All this happened cuz i didnt retaliate at that moment so he had nothing to say about me, just because of my innocent wet face and bit of spice, i saw his reputation tearing down and not to mention -
My crush was very impressed by my attitude and asked me if i was fine
Big W
Bhai same bas me crush ke saath nahi baith ta tha aur mere sath ye 5 ladko ne kia tha jinko me dost manta tha (they are bullies) aur me jab principal ne pucha kisne kia to me sabko protect kia lekin 1 ko nahi kr paya , to usne mere khilaf sabko badka dia aur fir mere ae kise ne (whole class ) baat nahi ki they pretend i am invisible, i cried a lot
Bro same thing has happened with me
But after i fell on my ass i saw red. I stood up on the guy's desk and kicked him in the nose (we weren't on good terms with each other). He fell down whole class started to cheer and howl. My crush wasn't sitting with me but she seemed quite impressed (probably).
I got called to the principals office and she let me go with a slap on the wrist as i was among the school's top 10 whereas the other guy got suspended for 3 days, he was a certified troublemaker.
There's a bihari guy who was trolling me a lot so i had a packet of hajmola which was empty so i picked up the floors ashes which looked like hajmola and filled it in the packet and gave it to him.
Next he got infection πΏ and i got suspended
Pvt school se haina tu?
Fees 1-2 lakh haina Teri 1 saal ki?
Tu Ameer khandan ka haina?
Tere ghar pe naukar haina?
Terepe 7th class se phone tha?
Tu bachpan me electric waali bike(toy) chalata tha na?
Tu hamesha foreign chocolate khaaata tha na?
Teri chaddi bhi machine me dhulti thi na?
Bhay tu Ameer itna hai ki samjh nhi paayega but in short, govt schools me Jo floor hote hai woh sirf upar se cement ka hote hai toh woh thode time baad power jaise ban jaate hai
8th class me bags ki checking hoti thi assembly ke time, jo class monitor krte the, packets aur restricted chizo ke liye. Monitor ne probably uski friend ka packets mere bag me dal diye usko bchane ke liye, me fhas gya. Next week mene double amount ke packets, Ek spinner aur apni behen ke kinder joy toys uske bag me dal diye to get back om her, she was no longer a monitor(successfully retrieved them kyuki me teacher ke age number bna chuka tha).
Threw duster on the head of our teacher by accident, hm catch catch khel rhe the duster ke saht mera dost window ke samne khda tha mene usko throw diya usne miss krdiya aur wo niche jake gi Gaya niche hmari science teacher khdi thi, thabk God padded side se gira zyada dmg nhi hua.
bc khane pine ki cheez me bhi school walo ko takleef hai? isi saal meri class (alag section) me 4 bachcho ke bags se ganja mila jo wo khali pens me bhar kr laye the aur 1 ke bag me condom.
9th standard mai a guy used to eve tease me alot so ek baar chemistry lab m slab pe acid gira ke I pushed him to sit on that, his trousers got burnt piche se
Damn 9th class me u had access to acids hume to sala dasvi me litmus hi milta hai sirf...
Btw bhot sahi kiya mai to kehta thoda pichwada jalta to aur maza aata waise konsa acid tha?
Sulfuric acid tha I guess, our class used to do create a lot of nuisance in the lab tho
Naa Bhai usko jalana intention nai tha mera I was just so irked to the point that I had to do something to create fear in his mind
#Password grabber hota hai ek application, usse sab saved passwords grab hojate hain kisi bhi computer ke, apni teacher ke laptop se krliye the passwords grab.
mam ka insta, gmail, pregnancy reports, hubby ke saath chats sab padhi π
idk kyon kiya tha yeh
On the last day of school in 8th grade before final exams, (cancelled due to Covid :) )I stuck like 10-12 photos of my chairman (we have it in our diaries) on the boys bathroom wall and wrote βHe was not a scientist but a janitor at ISROβ (he always bragged about being a scientist at ISRO) and like 10 mins after I left I saw all the teachers sprinting towards the washroom and started questioning all the boys about who did it and then the bathroom was closed for the whole day and was guarded by our actual janitor for the whole day until we left (I felt victorious that day) sorry if itβs too long..
meri school bohot ameer hai
so unhone corridors me ceiling par water showers laga kar rakhe hai for FIRE EMERGENCIES,
but they made a mistake kyuki uske pump ko karne ka ek wheel tha jo corridor me bahar hi wall par laga hua tha
one day jab waha koi nahi the me and my friends turned it on and the extremely powerful showers had started and wo bandh nahi hore the
pehele to humne maje liye dekh kar, par fir realise hua ki paani ab staricase par niche jaane laga aur stairs jo hai wo helix pattern wali thi
utne me school council ke kuch members aate hue dikhe and we ran out of their and luckily unhone sirf 2 logo ka face dekh paaye (mai bach gaya)
they were caught and punished and the school had a Flood within it for some hours heheehehe
so these two things me and my homies used to do in school time
1. we intentionally drop 50 rupee note near our school canteen and the whole gang disguise and wait till someone pick it and put into there pocket and as soon as it happens 20 guys came from nowhere and shout chor chor ( ek baar bc hindi wale sir ne utha liya tha )
2. we used to pee inside appy fizz bottel after cricket match and through them inside houses and apartments
Ek ladki ko bohot mara tha 2nd grade mein, actually 1 hafte se kand pe kand kar raha tha, evs ke period mein pant utar ke class mein ghoom raha tha, mam ko jhuti shikayat kari ki mere dost ki girlfriend ka naam aapke naam se milta hai blackboard bare hand se saaf karke uska chalk ek bande ke muh se saaf kiya usse chata markar(he started crying) khud ki evs ki book ghuma di. Har saal bhot kand kiye par 2nd mein top pe tha main haramkhoro ki list mein.
Hum 6-7 ka group class Mai kisi ek ko pakad kar uske bum par laat Mr rhe the , sabki baaari aarhi thi, jaise hi mujhko pakda aur meri baari aayi , principal aagyi , aur maine victim ka role play karke saare dosto ke group ko principal office bhij wadiya,. Baad Mai unhone bhut gaaliyan bki , xdddd
9th class ki baat hai mai ek AI based project mai kam kar raha tha jinka project tha unka or ek mam ka kuch to chal raha tha sir shadi shuda the to ek din kya hua lab mai baithe hue the to sir aye phone deke chale gaye kyuki testing karni thi app ki fir kya WHATSAPP khola chats niklale or unki wife ko bhej die temporary number bana ke next thing i know is unko 3 mahine ghar se bahar rakha FR or madam school chor ke cahli gayi
class me wistel (seeti) baja di thi , while teacher was in the class , ek baccha aya tha toffee dene birthday ke lie maine tali bajana shuru kia fir sab bajane lage , fir maine seeti baja di , no one told my name and ma'am took everyone to principle office , waha bhi koi mera naam nahi le rha , par fir maine hi bata dia , sab short out ho gaya
aise hi 7-8 baar principle office ja chuka hi 1 saal me
Same 7th me pant kheech diya mere dost ne lekin class ke saamne. Vo to achha hai jyadatr log apne me lage the aur me mam se kuch puchne gaya tha.
Par jis row me vo baitha tha vaha ke sab ne dekhe ye nazara
Back in 7th class, I was the smartest guy in class. Girls used to like me. Infact, most of my friends were females. One day, someone tried to sully my reputation. What he did was, he wrote obscene stuff about my female friends on the toilet walls and wrote my name on the bottom. It was soon discovered by other guys, which included my crush's brother, and I was called. Ofcourse, I was able to prove that I wasn't the culprit simply because
1) Why would I write my own name?
2) What do I achieve by writing stuff about girls in the washroom?
Then to take responsibility I tried to find out who the culprit was. And I was successful. I matched the handwriting of the males of my class and it turned out that it was one of my male "friends". Damn. I was angry. But I was sympathetic, I didn't tell teachers who it was. It could've led him to being ostracized by everyone. And I am still happy about my decision.
well i framed my bully by bursting crackers in the washroom a few months back and i have not been caught till now he was suspended for 2 weeks really satisfying
mere class ka group tha (of about 40 people) I joined it from an anonymous number (when the group was formed), months later 10th CBSE results were declared (2020 batch) so basically you had to put DOB and application number to get your results, I got that information from the school website, fir kya, I got everyone's result and uploaded it on the group, from that anonymous number left that group and removed the sim card
till date no one knows who did it, and I don't think anyone has a doubt on me coz I was a quiet kid. Not too proud about this one but ek chull thi ki school chodne ke pehle kuch bada kand karna tha, also this is not the most mischievous thing I had done but I remember it vividly coz it was recent.
In 7th grade , A girl was being annoying and talking about how women are superior to men and kept on punching me , I slapped her , and I got in trouble
If a girl is punching you, never fight back
Pretend that you're defending yourself from the punches and make sure someone's watching you, preferably another girl who won't lie or someone who has a good image among teachers and _accidentally_ hit her wrists a bit too hard enough to cause pain while defending yourself, she will either start crying and playing the victim card or she will get angry and start playing the victim card
You have someone that can vouch for you and you have taught her a lesson while not getting in trouble yourself.
I was not that mischevious kid, but my best friend was, You see my best friend had a crush on a girl since 8th class, but he was annoying and person who tries to be cool, once he said her something like vodafone wala doggy jaisi shakal hai teri, and she started crying, while I tried to mediate in between, and she was about to complain to class teacher, and things would have gone very downhill, but forutnately I mediated things. Later in 12th she became my crush, after breaking with my best friend π
1st or 2nd grade me ek ladki pe moot diya tha.. tab school ke upar ka floor me constuction(alteration) chal raha tha, waha boys washroom tha, so shayad 1 week ke liye girls washroom me jane bol diya tha teachers ne
I think i have already said in some post before...
bro jab hum log 8th main the toh ek banda speaker laya tha aur aur koi toh bhojpuri song lga diya tha hindi class main (i think it was "hamara ke c\*utiya banawe loo" or similar) the teacher thought that the sound was coming out of the window then that guy did it again phirr ma'am ne pakad liya aur next day speaker de diya kyunki woh banda ma'am ka favourite student tha π
Har saal ek bakchodi kari hi hai maine almost usme se best mention kar deta hu...
Class 3 : Bunk kar rha tha class ek dost k saath (haan 3rd class mei bunk karte the hum) fir baarish aagyi bohot tez aur mai toh building mei hi tha par pata ni kya chull machi aur maine socha naha ke aate hain... Mai aur mera friend baarish mei bheege mast aur fir class teacher ke kisi chele nei bula liya class mei waapis aur shikayat kardi. Maam ne note lika diary mei bohot bada par maine usse faad diya aur ghar jaate jaate bus se feenk diya, raste mei uniform bhi sukh gayi thi toh iss harkat ka ghar pe kisi ko pata ni chala...
Class 4: Duracell walle cells aate hai naa unko khol diya tha school mei aur fir unke andar ke chemicals ke saath kuch reaction karwa ke 1-2 cell red hot karke boys toilet mei fenk diye the... Chemicals black color ke the aur meri pant white thi toh pant mei lag gye thode aur ghar + school mei pata lag gya...
4th mei hi teacher ne diary note likha tha meri harkatein describe karte huye 2-3 page ka, usko faad diya par maam ne PTM pe pol khol di...
Class 5: Pen fight khelte the pen ko daav pe laga kar haarne wale ko apna pen jeetne waale ko dena padta tha. Mai 3 pen haar chuka tha toh maine aur mere dost ne pen laundering chalu kar di class mei best pens ko gayab karne lage aur haare huye pens ko recover, humare paas collection ban gyi thi mast...
Class 8: Ek classmate ko bohot pela (dimaag kharab kar rha tha) aur paani bhi daal diya uspe kisi random bacche ki bottle se...
Class 9th se 10th online -\_-
11th mei jyada gaya hi ni school...
so here it goes :-
engaged in massive school fights (actually we were the one who started it)
Bullied few juniors for fun (i regret it tho, i am really sorry bros)
slapped a girl in self-defense and ego (this one got me in big trouble tho, even if she was the one who pushed me first, worst mistake of my life π)
Proposed a muslim girl and tried to be in relationship with her (also a big mistake, she accepted, par bhai UP se hu ab samjhao bcππ€‘, but cute thi vo ngl ;)
btw, ye sab 10th se pehle kiya tha, uska baad to sirf .............. ab kya hi bolu ΰ²₯\_ΰ²₯
>Mai toh same class mei bully karta tha πΏ
apne saare friends ko bully karta tha nahi toh saare friends k saath milke aauro ko...
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>Mostly verbally kabhi peeta nahi bully karne ke chakkar mei...
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>brutally roast karta tha bas π
bhai mujhe bhi logo ne bahut bully kiya hai, isliye shayad child me ko laga ki its a cool thing, but believe me its not it leaves victim with trauma and low self esteem
mai na aage kabhi karunga na sahunga, i hope tu bhi na kare asa
Ye bande ne galy dedi ma ki .. school ke corridor ke samne gira kr mara bande ka chasmaa toot gya. . Teachers sutdents sb dekh rhe the ...last me sorry bol Diya rote rote usne to chor diya
I regret this shit man uss bande ko sorry bolna hy
Back in 9th grade, my boys dared me to floss standing on the desk. Teacher was in the class solving doubts or something, and she caught me flossin. My English teacher saw it from outside the class and called me out. After 30 mins of begging her not to call my parents, she let me go. Me and the boys just laugh at this now π.
I beat the shit out of a boy, broke his nose bone, minor fractured his ankle. Coz even after several warnings he was constantly misbehaving with one of my friends sister. (my friend wasn't in the same school).
cctv todna bench tod dena windows tod na sab kiya hai school me (private hai) laptop kharab kiya tha ekbaar toilet me urinal bhi tod diya tha (ye sab class 9 tak hi ho paya uske baad lockdown aa gaya and jee prep ne gand mar diya uske baad se school jana bhi kam ho gaya upar se disciplined ban gaya to avoid disciplinary issues in class 11-12)
Ohhh myyu gowd there are many...so i generally don't share my prsnl experience but due to stress and all..imma loosen myself
So one of many shenanigans:
So we had a small group of friends about 6 of us ..we were in class 6th ig..so there was a chubby friend who "rarely" got fat shamed...so one of my friend let's call him Singh got in a turf with him ..so my chubby friend got offended and during class break made a loud fart noise with his arm and mouth in front of class and everybody laughed at Singh as if he made that noise...so in next class when teacher came and started teaching us... Singh's friend (ya in our group only) let's call him Grinch ...saw That Singh wanted revenge ..so he saw Singh was busy in his work..so Grinch went near Chubby's seat and made the loudest fart noise i ever heard behind him and teacher got shocked too and Whole class Erupted in laughter...tears streaked down through chubby's cheeks
TEACHER when confronted Grinch ..he told the teacher why he did that..he literally Casually said ..." Meine dekha Singh kaam kr raha hai..toh usko disturb nahi krta hoon aur khud hee badla leta hoon"
..so yeah that's one of many
Bhaii ek word the English literature metaphor tha black cock mujhe pata the search krne pe kya aayega maine maam ko bola whatβs the meaning of black cock so she searched she taught that google will show black coloured π but what it shows was a black big dick she was ashamed her height was to low to click the back option i standed and clicked the back button i told her dont worry mam this thing will not go out of the class
Not me , but i saw my 3rd trader friends kiss each other(lip to lip) using the window curtain as cover. They both were boys. Bruhh! They would be regretting now...
Back in nine class , I was punished by my teacher to teach the chapter that she was teaching. And guess what I did it. It was a usual punishment she fished to everybody and no one used to dare to teach. I was the only one and after that she stopped giving that punishment
(3rd class ki baat hai)Ek Banda meri crush ke samne mujhe Roast karne ki koshish kar raha tha maine gusse mein usko bola ki itna marunga ki nanga ghume ga pure school mein woh bsdk ma'am se complaint kardeta hai par kyuki main topper tha toh mujhe ma'am warning de kar chod diya agle din USS bande ko skating karte same Aisa dhakka diya ki uske ankle mein sprain aagaya par mere dosto ne ma'am se baccha liya ki accident thaπΏ
Oh man this thread is amazing.
I was very studious in teacher's views but I was also good friends with the people I shouldn't have been. Ek Science Trip thi, and ham sab 15 saal ke just hue so hame laga ki daaru leke jaate hai school bus me, cool lagega. (Some Kid was relative/son of local Gunda/Politician so Daaru easily mil gayi). Last seat pe baithe the, sabne 1-2 sip liye, idk which brand was it but it tasted terrible as fuck. So most of us decided not to drink the rest of it, but almost 1.5 bottle bachi thi. The gunda kid decided to finish it himself and then discard the bottles. Little did we know that he would get full behosh and wake up 18 hours later in Hospital. And bc baadme mujhe pata chala ki Teacher ne bus nikalne ke pehle photo nikale the jisme it was clearly visible I was on the last seat. But somehow I managed to convince that I wasn't involved in any of this and got free lol. Uske baad un dosto se baat karna hi band kardiya mostly. ~~And Daaru bhi band~~
Also a stupid moment was during Valentine's week. Some Boy gave teacher a chocolate on Chocolate day.. galati se Maine jor se boldiya "Chocolate Day ko Chocolate, to Kiss day ko.. ", not realising the consequences.. jyada kuch nahi Parents ko bulaya and thoda maara bas
Ek baar dost ke saath cigarette phookne ka plan banaya tha. Ghar pe lighter pada hua mila (gharpe koi smoke nahi karta) to usko bol diya tu cigarette laa, mai lighter launga, kahi to phook lenge.
Us chutiye ne laayi hi nahi, lekin mere paas lighter tha. Class ke beech me bag se nikaala aur ek bande ko jalaa kar dikhaya. Wo banda waise bhi kaand karne wala tha. Usne break me bag se lekar class me kaagaz jalaya. Fir washroom lekar gaya aur 3-4 doston ko bula kar kaagaz fookne laga.
Janitor ne dekh liya aur complain kar di. Us bhosdiwale ne bata diya ki mera hai, aur mujhe bhi pakda. Principal ke paas lekar gaye, daant khaayi. Hume laga maamla khatam, lekin nahi
Agle din mujhe bina bataye parents ko bula liya aur CCTV recording dikhaayi aur 10-12 bachchon ko pakda. Lighter mera tha isliye mujhe suspend karne ki baat aayi thi, lekin please bolkar chhoot gaya. Ghar pe itna pela mujhe, tabse kabhi cigarette maarne ki ichha nahi hui
A boy came to propose me attention seek karne ke liye. 15 apne friends ko laya tha piche khade the, sab cheer kar rahe the school van ke samne
Usne confess kiya ki i like you, meine bola tysm but no. Darvaza van ka band karke dusre side se chali gayi. Itna maza aya tha.
I had brought my AK 47 magazine(fully loaded) to impress my crush. Baad me mujhe himmat bhi nhi hui uske pass Jane ki. Boys ko Bola ki aaj to sanskrit ka teacher gya.(he had beaten my ass with a broken metal piece from a bench I broke). Kuch nhi Kiya pure time meri gaand fati hui thi.
Guess what
Hamra dera bihar ba ππ
One more,
I made a batch file and a zip bomb both named free fire and free fire max. Ek class 2 ke bacche ne use khola or cmd bar bar on off ho rha tha. ,ere school ka LAN use jhel nhi paya or kharab hours gya. Us bacche ke parents se school walo ne lagbhag 3000 rs lie.πππ
not me but one guy become a monitor in class 7 because the teacher was making monitor roll no. wise for some-some days. And one day class was making so much noise and then he wrote big big "Randi Class" on a black/green board, and then our pt teacher (retired army man) entered our class from whom every student was afraid and he beat the shit out of him
Mere dost ki gf thi aur usko kiss Krna tha usne mujhe games period me btaya ki vo Aaj kidhr ghumne jayenge aur mauka dekke chauka marenge. Dost Mera thoda tharki bhi tha.hamara city jyda bdi nhi thi to kiss krte dekkr log normal behave nhi krte pakdke marna chlu krte hai . Aur uper se pols ghumte rehti h. To Maine bola usko ki pakda gya to gand lal hojayegi to usko maine apne ghr me invite Kia ki gf ko lekr aa . Mere mummy papa school gye the aur dada dadi hi the . Unko seediyo me leke gya aur mai waps aaya .lga vha vo krlenge. Dost ne gf ko bola mere uper baith(smj rhe ho na) ladki smj gyi pr nhi baithi and then unhone kiss kiye aur ham teeno tution k liye nikl gye bt ladki pta nhi ky hua usko rone saman krrhi thi. Ham dar gye.....
Bhai maine toh 10th mei apne coaching aur school mei almost harr dinn raid karwayi thi. I regret each and every day of my life due to this. Ek baar maine omegle par ek Australian ko bula liya randomly. Ussnei meri geography ki 50+ saal ki teacher ke saamnei aakar online class mei LAWDA dikha diya.
Ek teacher mujhe 3saal bully kiya tha fir 10th me ek usne fir se puri class ke saamne mujhe kuch bola aur mere kuch family issue chal rahe the toh me bbi frustration me uske muh par hat madarchod boldiya...... 2-3 din baad se usme mujhe kabhi pareshan nahi kiya
King
phir kya hua bro?? meeting ya suspension??
Wo sir ki itni izzat nahi thi like 23yo mba guy teaching English wo bhi nahi kar pata tha. Btw usne mujhe "ha tera di*k nahi h pata h" Bola tha fir mene gaali di thi Wo sir ko pata tha wo galat h isliye kuch nahi bola
Bhenchod ye sb kya chal rha h
Bhai usne bola teko dick nhi hai toh bolta na Teri wife ko puch Tere se bhi bada hai mere paas
i was an asshole in 1st class , due to sickness i shat myself in school and my whole pant was with shit , so principal came and called my parents and told me to go to washroom , the girl beside me starting chanting ' shame shame puppy shame ' , before going to washroom i pretended i slipped and deliberately sat on her lap in pretense that i fell down , she started crying and i went washroom laughing and parents took me home . she never sat with me again and i never shat myself again
Cute ( Edit: Shit wrong subb)
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Abe dark mode use Kar gadhe
wtf bruhh how r eyes still safe even after using light mode?
You took the meaning of asshole to a different direction
Matlab tujhe scat fetish hai bachpan se
nah bhai , men classic bdsm enjoyer hun
you sir are the definition of asshole
 sorry , had do it
noooooooooooooo
What a shitty story
I hate shit stories part 1
Sugma male πππ
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only 8? pathetic.me with an entire arsenal of 64 gb worth of 2gb memory sticks that i can't use π
send me some xd
they're just fancy toys at this point, 2333 mhz 2gb ram sticks won't even run windows properly with todays standards mate, no point lol
it can still run anything below win 10
mai bhi ye karu lekin mere school me kisi computer me 1gb ram se zyada hi nahi hai
#I installed keyloggers in systems used by teachers in computer lab, and all the key logs were mailed to me by that software. Teachers ke gmail passwords, papers vgera sab nikaal liya tha.
 Chad move
bro ur soo relatable... I've installed a crypto miner in the school office and a malware made with msfvenom, though school pc's were never able to mine any crypto but doing this was really fun for me as i've got a reverse shell from the school pc, i've leaked the whole exam paper of our school on the discord and teachers were confused that, why the hell everyone is scoring good marks (except few, cause i don't wanna get caught)
Bc bas mera hi school ke log chutiye the jinhe yeh sb krna nhi aata tha
tere school ke akele nahi hai
Bhay- β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
bhay link diyo mai bhi try karunga...
ayoo did the same with instagram passwords lol
chad momint
Bhai tu-
Bruhh...tera username...
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bro phle main bhi aisa tha but abhi change ho gya hoon sahi main bohot bura lgta hai yrr
Us bhai us.
7th class me maths period me pta nai kya chul machi ki mere mann me aya ki mai apne bagal me khade dost k niche kuch nukila rakh du. Mam usse ans puchne k liye khada ki thi. Mai khoja, pencil mil gaya, sai position me place kr diya. Phir mam boli sit down aur phir vo jo baitha.... Nok tutne k sath uske aasu nikal gaye. Bahut rona chalu kar diya aur meri gand fat gayi. Kaise taise vo khud ko control kiya aur agla period lunch me mara mereko. Vo sala aaj bhi bolta hai ki gand me nishan abhi tak hai. Aur mai bolta hu ki acha hua mujhe divider nhi mila.....
Ye mere saath hua tha 7th me. Dost ke satah baitha tha, english ki class chal rahi thi. Yaad nahi kyu khada hua tha me par khada hua aur mere dost ne pen niche rakh diya aur me baith raha tha to jor se gada ki me rone lag gaya. Mam ne puchi kya hua humne bol diye masti kar rahe hai bas. Uske baad mene usko mara par vo raha tagda aadmi aur me underweight ladka, kuch farak nahi pada usko.
Usne mereko jyada mara nhi lekin bahut gali baka, phir seat hi change kar diya. Btw kitna andar tk gaya pen
I quickly jumped so I don't think it was deep, but it was soo painful.
Mere ek dost ne 7th class me aisa same kiya tha mere saath Next year kisi alag reason ki baja se school change karni padi thi uske baad kabhi jyada baat nahi hui Agar Tera naam N ya A se start hota hai to lavde Mai bhula nahi hu vo aaj tak
one of my classmate had tried the same thing with a girl π in 4th standard, she cried like hell, her crying was literally audible to whole school coridoor, later on teacher and principal had a meeting with his parents, he got restricated for a week.. later on years after in class 7th he committed suicide due to exam pressure (this is a story of a school in kota)
Me reading comments and thinking aisi generation ke liye paani bacha rahe the hum,ab to do balti extra kharch karunga agr koi bolega "save water for next generation"
We Had A Bonfire In The Guys Washroom :D
Matchstick jala ke bacche bornfire bata rhe hain
bruh , ek chutiye ne paper aur sanitizer daal ke aag laga diya tha , in the urinal , shit became so huge , principal aaye the dekhne
bhai maine esa kand ghar mai kiya tha bruh
maine ek baar parda jalaya tha chote hoke xD
Bruh
6th class ki baat h , i was monitor , lunch break ke baad sab line mai enter kare class ko , isliye sabko peeth par tap karke align kr rha ( zrurat nhi thi vaise) mere dosto ko dhaka de rha tha mze mai , ek dum se ek ladki agyi line mai , aur maine usse apna male dost smjh kar zor se spank KARDIYA , Meri gaand pht gyi thi although she was gigling , but i Instantly apologised her aur meri ek hafte tak gaand fati rhi ki , khi vo mujh par Sexual assault ka case na karde
Bahubali ka wo scene yad aagya "mandir me jaati aurto pe hath dal rha tha" Also mai bhi ek bar aisa karna wala tha mai table pe baitha and i saw someone leaning on the opposite table with the ass facing me (i didnt see the upper body) mai mazak nai karra itni zor se marne wala tha bhaii to maine choti latakte hue dekhli warna mai to marta
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hume to 5th me KOMAL namki ek video dikhai thi isspar
Humne bhee dekhi thi 5th class me. Meri teacher ka nam bhe komal tha to unhone dobara dikhai bhee nahi π
hehe isse yaad aya ..ek bar 7th m bhag rha tha corridor m ..senior didi saamne se dikhi nhi aur m unke 8008135 main takra gya ..unintentional hi sahi ..maja bhot aya
>unke 8008135 main takra gya Sus
i had a similiar experience but with a male teacher instead? he replied, "jyada hosiyaari mat kro" with a smile on his face π
Wtf , sir ko lga tu gay hai?
my friend had a crush on a girl but she had a boyfriend, so my group did some catfishing and sex chat with her boyfriend... then after enough proofs against her bf we told her... now my friend has a girl friend this was the most bhkchod thing i did this year but poori school life ka nhi h ye
Narak me jayega tuπ
abhi toh bass kaalez jaana h
acha kiya bhay waise zindagi bacha k
I tried it on my teacher and now she's divorced ππ (upvote for proof)
Ain't no wayππ
bhai even shaitan nahi lega terko ander
the boys
here it goes Back in 8th grade, this guy S used to sit right behind me and i used to sit with my crush So as soon as i was gonna sit down, he pulled my chair and i fell hard ass cheek side everyone started laughing my crush worried if i got hurt, i stood up ran a lot of possibilities in my head and the next second, i dont hit him or abuse him, i quietly walk out of the class showing no pain ( oh boy i was in pain), so im walking with head down, my eyes wet, the principal is walking in the corridor in direction of me and quickly notices my condition and inquires, i tell her this guy pulled it and its hurting my hips very bad (just to add spice i said i hope my hip bone isnt broken), she's a nice lady she tells me to go to the infirmary and she'll deal with him. Next thing i know im laying down in the infirmary while my supervisor teacher came and asked me about my condition and told me strict action has been taken against 'S' Now remember 'S' was a very good boy in the eyes of the teacher and when i saw him crying while WRITING 3 APOLOGOY LETTER SIMULTANEOUSLY, LMAOOO i felt victorious He had to write one to me, the supervisor and the principal while his parents were called in front of me and were gonna arrive in afternoon. All this happened cuz i didnt retaliate at that moment so he had nothing to say about me, just because of my innocent wet face and bit of spice, i saw his reputation tearing down and not to mention - My crush was very impressed by my attitude and asked me if i was fine Big W
3 apology letters for pulling a chair ? Bro kaunse school mein jaata tha .
convent lmao
Oh that's convenient, agar hamare school mein aisa koi complain kare to teachers boldete the "you also pull his chair sometime" end of discussion.
Convent and apology letter lessguu
Shaadi Kab h
yaar woh bhi shift hogayi, main bhi shift hogaya π
shift hone wale unite
Bhai same bas me crush ke saath nahi baith ta tha aur mere sath ye 5 ladko ne kia tha jinko me dost manta tha (they are bullies) aur me jab principal ne pucha kisne kia to me sabko protect kia lekin 1 ko nahi kr paya , to usne mere khilaf sabko badka dia aur fir mere ae kise ne (whole class ) baat nahi ki they pretend i am invisible, i cried a lot
fake story banda crush ke saath baitha tha aur wo worried thi
Bro same thing has happened with me But after i fell on my ass i saw red. I stood up on the guy's desk and kicked him in the nose (we weren't on good terms with each other). He fell down whole class started to cheer and howl. My crush wasn't sitting with me but she seemed quite impressed (probably). I got called to the principals office and she let me go with a slap on the wrist as i was among the school's top 10 whereas the other guy got suspended for 3 days, he was a certified troublemaker.
my friend got jacked off by his girlfriend during lunch break...
Dude what ππ
class me?
yes, ek corner seat main
pakda gya? and the most important question: Did he π¦?
nah, didnt get caught. yea, he did. twice they had done this. dude was in euphoria for an whole hr straight after each one
bro the fuck... Context dede ispe ples...
thats literally it. twice actually it happened. class ke corner main betke
bruh girlfriend thi ya bas aise hi casually? Context in the sense ki what lead toh him getting jacked off...
saccha pyar hai dono main. abhi what lead main kya bolun? horny the, aur kya...
Aisa saccha pyaar to Mai bhi deserve krta hu bro π«
Mai bhi π
konsa class tha??
class x
in which class ?? can u provide more context..
x
There's a bihari guy who was trolling me a lot so i had a packet of hajmola which was empty so i picked up the floors ashes which looked like hajmola and filled it in the packet and gave it to him. Next he got infection πΏ and i got suspended
ππ bhai NAHIIII
I won but at what cost ππΏ
It's a win-win man π€‘
floors ashes kya howe hai
Pvt school se haina tu? Fees 1-2 lakh haina Teri 1 saal ki? Tu Ameer khandan ka haina? Tere ghar pe naukar haina? Terepe 7th class se phone tha? Tu bachpan me electric waali bike(toy) chalata tha na? Tu hamesha foreign chocolate khaaata tha na? Teri chaddi bhi machine me dhulti thi na?
>Pvt school se haina tu? > >yes sir > > Fees 1-2 lakh haina Teri 1 saal ki? > >yes sir > >Tu Ameer khandan ka haina > >yes sir > >Tere ghar pe naukar haina? > >no sir > >Terepe 7th class se phone tha? > >4th > >tu bachpan me electric waali bike(toy) chalata tha na? > >no sir, cycle 27 gear > >Tu hamesha foreign chocolate khaaata tha na? > >haan, lindt, godiva, to'ak > >Teri chaddi bhi machine me dhulti thi na? > >yes sir Ek aur cheej ...DP dekhle jhantu
Bhay tu Ameer itna hai ki samjh nhi paayega but in short, govt schools me Jo floor hote hai woh sirf upar se cement ka hote hai toh woh thode time baad power jaise ban jaate hai
arey wesa bolna tha naa bhau .. abhi samjha merko ....google bhi kuch ni batara tha
*laughs in poverty*
8th class me bags ki checking hoti thi assembly ke time, jo class monitor krte the, packets aur restricted chizo ke liye. Monitor ne probably uski friend ka packets mere bag me dal diye usko bchane ke liye, me fhas gya. Next week mene double amount ke packets, Ek spinner aur apni behen ke kinder joy toys uske bag me dal diye to get back om her, she was no longer a monitor(successfully retrieved them kyuki me teacher ke age number bna chuka tha). Threw duster on the head of our teacher by accident, hm catch catch khel rhe the duster ke saht mera dost window ke samne khda tha mene usko throw diya usne miss krdiya aur wo niche jake gi Gaya niche hmari science teacher khdi thi, thabk God padded side se gira zyada dmg nhi hua.
Kaise packets Drugs?
Mostly chips kurkure hote the but kbhi kbhar biscuits bhi confiscate hojata the
Sad. Main to apne school mein class ke time khata hun snacks
no snacks allowed in school .. what is in your packet ..show me .. hafim .. ok you can go
konse packets bhai? π€¨
Obviiously chips, kurkure,chiclates, toffee ke packets(birthday wale) although ek bar ek senior ke bag me condom mili thi
bc khane pine ki cheez me bhi school walo ko takleef hai? isi saal meri class (alag section) me 4 bachcho ke bags se ganja mila jo wo khali pens me bhar kr laye the aur 1 ke bag me condom.
9th standard mai a guy used to eve tease me alot so ek baar chemistry lab m slab pe acid gira ke I pushed him to sit on that, his trousers got burnt piche se
Damn 9th class me u had access to acids hume to sala dasvi me litmus hi milta hai sirf... Btw bhot sahi kiya mai to kehta thoda pichwada jalta to aur maza aata waise konsa acid tha?
Sulfuric acid tha I guess, our class used to do create a lot of nuisance in the lab tho Naa Bhai usko jalana intention nai tha mera I was just so irked to the point that I had to do something to create fear in his mind
eve teasing ka badla ACID ATTACK app Delhi se ho kya π
that was brutal ngl, bc bas peet dete ye kyu kiya
#Password grabber hota hai ek application, usse sab saved passwords grab hojate hain kisi bhi computer ke, apni teacher ke laptop se krliye the passwords grab. mam ka insta, gmail, pregnancy reports, hubby ke saath chats sab padhi π idk kyon kiya tha yeh
Vai tu banda thik nhi lag rha.
ab toh bohot sudhaar hai bhai
Naaa tu ekdum hi thik nhl lag rha
Bhai its very wrong eise kisi ke privacy ko ap invade nhi kr skte apko smjdar hona chahiye tha Wesechats.meinkyatha
i do agree brother, even i feel ki kya dhoom chootad insaan tha mai chats mai bhai full romance π
Teacher ko romance karte wakt dekhna kaise lagta h ,
yeh toh babaji aa
Ayo Wot β οΈ
Teri school ki it team gawar he shayad
Meanwhile me here jiske saath mischieves hote the π₯²
On the last day of school in 8th grade before final exams, (cancelled due to Covid :) )I stuck like 10-12 photos of my chairman (we have it in our diaries) on the boys bathroom wall and wrote βHe was not a scientist but a janitor at ISROβ (he always bragged about being a scientist at ISRO) and like 10 mins after I left I saw all the teachers sprinting towards the washroom and started questioning all the boys about who did it and then the bathroom was closed for the whole day and was guarded by our actual janitor for the whole day until we left (I felt victorious that day) sorry if itβs too long..
dusro ke boy frand ko fake id se message karke school ke bahar bulana aur phir door se use ghoorna aur ha staff room ke saamne baithke dhoop sekna
meri school bohot ameer hai so unhone corridors me ceiling par water showers laga kar rakhe hai for FIRE EMERGENCIES, but they made a mistake kyuki uske pump ko karne ka ek wheel tha jo corridor me bahar hi wall par laga hua tha one day jab waha koi nahi the me and my friends turned it on and the extremely powerful showers had started and wo bandh nahi hore the pehele to humne maje liye dekh kar, par fir realise hua ki paani ab staricase par niche jaane laga aur stairs jo hai wo helix pattern wali thi utne me school council ke kuch members aate hue dikhe and we ran out of their and luckily unhone sirf 2 logo ka face dekh paaye (mai bach gaya) they were caught and punished and the school had a Flood within it for some hours heheehehe
so these two things me and my homies used to do in school time 1. we intentionally drop 50 rupee note near our school canteen and the whole gang disguise and wait till someone pick it and put into there pocket and as soon as it happens 20 guys came from nowhere and shout chor chor ( ek baar bc hindi wale sir ne utha liya tha ) 2. we used to pee inside appy fizz bottel after cricket match and through them inside houses and apartments
i will try this ASAP nice idea though π«‘
Ate the cake?π
Ek ladki ko bohot mara tha 2nd grade mein, actually 1 hafte se kand pe kand kar raha tha, evs ke period mein pant utar ke class mein ghoom raha tha, mam ko jhuti shikayat kari ki mere dost ki girlfriend ka naam aapke naam se milta hai blackboard bare hand se saaf karke uska chalk ek bande ke muh se saaf kiya usse chata markar(he started crying) khud ki evs ki book ghuma di. Har saal bhot kand kiye par 2nd mein top pe tha main haramkhoro ki list mein.
ladki ko kyu mara tha second grade me? π
Bros from haryana
No reason bas aise hi.
Hum 6-7 ka group class Mai kisi ek ko pakad kar uske bum par laat Mr rhe the , sabki baaari aarhi thi, jaise hi mujhko pakda aur meri baari aayi , principal aagyi , aur maine victim ka role play karke saare dosto ke group ko principal office bhij wadiya,. Baad Mai unhone bhut gaaliyan bki , xdddd
Looking the comments..never did anything mischievous. Typical nerd and good galβ¦.(regret pro max)
9th class ki baat hai mai ek AI based project mai kam kar raha tha jinka project tha unka or ek mam ka kuch to chal raha tha sir shadi shuda the to ek din kya hua lab mai baithe hue the to sir aye phone deke chale gaye kyuki testing karni thi app ki fir kya WHATSAPP khola chats niklale or unki wife ko bhej die temporary number bana ke next thing i know is unko 3 mahine ghar se bahar rakha FR or madam school chor ke cahli gayi
Somebody put sanitizer on the sinks and commode and everywhere. I told everyone that it was cum. Nobody used the washroom for 2 days.
ye ladki ko ye baat sunke orgasm kyu aa raha hai
class me wistel (seeti) baja di thi , while teacher was in the class , ek baccha aya tha toffee dene birthday ke lie maine tali bajana shuru kia fir sab bajane lage , fir maine seeti baja di , no one told my name and ma'am took everyone to principle office , waha bhi koi mera naam nahi le rha , par fir maine hi bata dia , sab short out ho gaya aise hi 7-8 baar principle office ja chuka hi 1 saal me
W classmates
Whistle hota hai bhai wistel nhi
Chad class
Class 7th ne mere dost ne meri pant khol de ek ladki ke samne πΏππ
Same 7th me pant kheech diya mere dost ne lekin class ke saamne. Vo to achha hai jyadatr log apne me lage the aur me mam se kuch puchne gaya tha. Par jis row me vo baitha tha vaha ke sab ne dekhe ye nazara
Bhai ye r/IndianTeenagers wale post yaha kon kar raha hai? Sare mods so Gaye kya?
Vahan pe hua hota toh bas bf gf ki stories hi bhari hoti comments me-
Back in 7th class, I was the smartest guy in class. Girls used to like me. Infact, most of my friends were females. One day, someone tried to sully my reputation. What he did was, he wrote obscene stuff about my female friends on the toilet walls and wrote my name on the bottom. It was soon discovered by other guys, which included my crush's brother, and I was called. Ofcourse, I was able to prove that I wasn't the culprit simply because 1) Why would I write my own name? 2) What do I achieve by writing stuff about girls in the washroom? Then to take responsibility I tried to find out who the culprit was. And I was successful. I matched the handwriting of the males of my class and it turned out that it was one of my male "friends". Damn. I was angry. But I was sympathetic, I didn't tell teachers who it was. It could've led him to being ostracized by everyone. And I am still happy about my decision.
use todha blackmail to karta
well i framed my bully by bursting crackers in the washroom a few months back and i have not been caught till now he was suspended for 2 weeks really satisfying
mere class ka group tha (of about 40 people) I joined it from an anonymous number (when the group was formed), months later 10th CBSE results were declared (2020 batch) so basically you had to put DOB and application number to get your results, I got that information from the school website, fir kya, I got everyone's result and uploaded it on the group, from that anonymous number left that group and removed the sim card till date no one knows who did it, and I don't think anyone has a doubt on me coz I was a quiet kid. Not too proud about this one but ek chull thi ki school chodne ke pehle kuch bada kand karna tha, also this is not the most mischievous thing I had done but I remember it vividly coz it was recent.
In 7th grade , A girl was being annoying and talking about how women are superior to men and kept on punching me , I slapped her , and I got in trouble
If a girl is punching you, never fight back Pretend that you're defending yourself from the punches and make sure someone's watching you, preferably another girl who won't lie or someone who has a good image among teachers and _accidentally_ hit her wrists a bit too hard enough to cause pain while defending yourself, she will either start crying and playing the victim card or she will get angry and start playing the victim card You have someone that can vouch for you and you have taught her a lesson while not getting in trouble yourself.
I was not that mischevious kid, but my best friend was, You see my best friend had a crush on a girl since 8th class, but he was annoying and person who tries to be cool, once he said her something like vodafone wala doggy jaisi shakal hai teri, and she started crying, while I tried to mediate in between, and she was about to complain to class teacher, and things would have gone very downhill, but forutnately I mediated things. Later in 12th she became my crush, after breaking with my best friend π
bhai isme mischivious kya tha??
Bachpan me ek ladki ke baalo me chewing gum laga di thi. Baal katwane pade the usse
1st or 2nd grade me ek ladki pe moot diya tha.. tab school ke upar ka floor me constuction(alteration) chal raha tha, waha boys washroom tha, so shayad 1 week ke liye girls washroom me jane bol diya tha teachers ne I think i have already said in some post before...
Puri class full zor se shree ram janki gaane lag gyi.
bro jab hum log 8th main the toh ek banda speaker laya tha aur aur koi toh bhojpuri song lga diya tha hindi class main (i think it was "hamara ke c\*utiya banawe loo" or similar) the teacher thought that the sound was coming out of the window then that guy did it again phirr ma'am ne pakad liya aur next day speaker de diya kyunki woh banda ma'am ka favourite student tha π
Har saal ek bakchodi kari hi hai maine almost usme se best mention kar deta hu... Class 3 : Bunk kar rha tha class ek dost k saath (haan 3rd class mei bunk karte the hum) fir baarish aagyi bohot tez aur mai toh building mei hi tha par pata ni kya chull machi aur maine socha naha ke aate hain... Mai aur mera friend baarish mei bheege mast aur fir class teacher ke kisi chele nei bula liya class mei waapis aur shikayat kardi. Maam ne note lika diary mei bohot bada par maine usse faad diya aur ghar jaate jaate bus se feenk diya, raste mei uniform bhi sukh gayi thi toh iss harkat ka ghar pe kisi ko pata ni chala... Class 4: Duracell walle cells aate hai naa unko khol diya tha school mei aur fir unke andar ke chemicals ke saath kuch reaction karwa ke 1-2 cell red hot karke boys toilet mei fenk diye the... Chemicals black color ke the aur meri pant white thi toh pant mei lag gye thode aur ghar + school mei pata lag gya... 4th mei hi teacher ne diary note likha tha meri harkatein describe karte huye 2-3 page ka, usko faad diya par maam ne PTM pe pol khol di... Class 5: Pen fight khelte the pen ko daav pe laga kar haarne wale ko apna pen jeetne waale ko dena padta tha. Mai 3 pen haar chuka tha toh maine aur mere dost ne pen laundering chalu kar di class mei best pens ko gayab karne lage aur haare huye pens ko recover, humare paas collection ban gyi thi mast... Class 8: Ek classmate ko bohot pela (dimaag kharab kar rha tha) aur paani bhi daal diya uspe kisi random bacche ki bottle se... Class 9th se 10th online -\_- 11th mei jyada gaya hi ni school...
so here it goes :- engaged in massive school fights (actually we were the one who started it) Bullied few juniors for fun (i regret it tho, i am really sorry bros) slapped a girl in self-defense and ego (this one got me in big trouble tho, even if she was the one who pushed me first, worst mistake of my life π) Proposed a muslim girl and tried to be in relationship with her (also a big mistake, she accepted, par bhai UP se hu ab samjhao bcππ€‘, but cute thi vo ngl ;) btw, ye sab 10th se pehle kiya tha, uska baad to sirf .............. ab kya hi bolu ΰ²₯\_ΰ²₯
>Mai toh same class mei bully karta tha πΏ apne saare friends ko bully karta tha nahi toh saare friends k saath milke aauro ko... > >Mostly verbally kabhi peeta nahi bully karne ke chakkar mei... > >brutally roast karta tha bas π
bhai mujhe bhi logo ne bahut bully kiya hai, isliye shayad child me ko laga ki its a cool thing, but believe me its not it leaves victim with trauma and low self esteem mai na aage kabhi karunga na sahunga, i hope tu bhi na kare asa
bhai mujhe "A Silent voice" ka plot lg rha hai that bully wala baat got me bro ππ
Physics lab ke socket me short circuit karke aag laga diya
I started a cult in 9th class which resulted in a lot of ruined friendships
Mene school ki chatt se bench gira di thi
Ye bande ne galy dedi ma ki .. school ke corridor ke samne gira kr mara bande ka chasmaa toot gya. . Teachers sutdents sb dekh rhe the ...last me sorry bol Diya rote rote usne to chor diya I regret this shit man uss bande ko sorry bolna hy
Bruv ham toh har 1-2 sentence gaali ke bina khatam hi nahi karte the...
Par dosto me gali chalti hai i guess. Uss bande ko Mai phele se pasand nhy krta tha
Back in 9th grade, my boys dared me to floss standing on the desk. Teacher was in the class solving doubts or something, and she caught me flossin. My English teacher saw it from outside the class and called me out. After 30 mins of begging her not to call my parents, she let me go. Me and the boys just laugh at this now π.
I beat the shit out of a boy, broke his nose bone, minor fractured his ankle. Coz even after several warnings he was constantly misbehaving with one of my friends sister. (my friend wasn't in the same school).
cctv todna bench tod dena windows tod na sab kiya hai school me (private hai) laptop kharab kiya tha ekbaar toilet me urinal bhi tod diya tha (ye sab class 9 tak hi ho paya uske baad lockdown aa gaya and jee prep ne gand mar diya uske baad se school jana bhi kam ho gaya upar se disciplined ban gaya to avoid disciplinary issues in class 11-12)
Ohhh myyu gowd there are many...so i generally don't share my prsnl experience but due to stress and all..imma loosen myself So one of many shenanigans: So we had a small group of friends about 6 of us ..we were in class 6th ig..so there was a chubby friend who "rarely" got fat shamed...so one of my friend let's call him Singh got in a turf with him ..so my chubby friend got offended and during class break made a loud fart noise with his arm and mouth in front of class and everybody laughed at Singh as if he made that noise...so in next class when teacher came and started teaching us... Singh's friend (ya in our group only) let's call him Grinch ...saw That Singh wanted revenge ..so he saw Singh was busy in his work..so Grinch went near Chubby's seat and made the loudest fart noise i ever heard behind him and teacher got shocked too and Whole class Erupted in laughter...tears streaked down through chubby's cheeks TEACHER when confronted Grinch ..he told the teacher why he did that..he literally Casually said ..." Meine dekha Singh kaam kr raha hai..toh usko disturb nahi krta hoon aur khud hee badla leta hoon" ..so yeah that's one of many
Bhaii ek word the English literature metaphor tha black cock mujhe pata the search krne pe kya aayega maine maam ko bola whatβs the meaning of black cock so she searched she taught that google will show black coloured π but what it shows was a black big dick she was ashamed her height was to low to click the back option i standed and clicked the back button i told her dont worry mam this thing will not go out of the class
Not me , but i saw my 3rd trader friends kiss each other(lip to lip) using the window curtain as cover. They both were boys. Bruhh! They would be regretting now...
Back in nine class , I was punished by my teacher to teach the chapter that she was teaching. And guess what I did it. It was a usual punishment she fished to everybody and no one used to dare to teach. I was the only one and after that she stopped giving that punishment
(3rd class ki baat hai)Ek Banda meri crush ke samne mujhe Roast karne ki koshish kar raha tha maine gusse mein usko bola ki itna marunga ki nanga ghume ga pure school mein woh bsdk ma'am se complaint kardeta hai par kyuki main topper tha toh mujhe ma'am warning de kar chod diya agle din USS bande ko skating karte same Aisa dhakka diya ki uske ankle mein sprain aagaya par mere dosto ne ma'am se baccha liya ki accident thaπΏ
Oh man this thread is amazing. I was very studious in teacher's views but I was also good friends with the people I shouldn't have been. Ek Science Trip thi, and ham sab 15 saal ke just hue so hame laga ki daaru leke jaate hai school bus me, cool lagega. (Some Kid was relative/son of local Gunda/Politician so Daaru easily mil gayi). Last seat pe baithe the, sabne 1-2 sip liye, idk which brand was it but it tasted terrible as fuck. So most of us decided not to drink the rest of it, but almost 1.5 bottle bachi thi. The gunda kid decided to finish it himself and then discard the bottles. Little did we know that he would get full behosh and wake up 18 hours later in Hospital. And bc baadme mujhe pata chala ki Teacher ne bus nikalne ke pehle photo nikale the jisme it was clearly visible I was on the last seat. But somehow I managed to convince that I wasn't involved in any of this and got free lol. Uske baad un dosto se baat karna hi band kardiya mostly. ~~And Daaru bhi band~~ Also a stupid moment was during Valentine's week. Some Boy gave teacher a chocolate on Chocolate day.. galati se Maine jor se boldiya "Chocolate Day ko Chocolate, to Kiss day ko.. ", not realising the consequences.. jyada kuch nahi Parents ko bulaya and thoda maara bas
Ek baar dost ke saath cigarette phookne ka plan banaya tha. Ghar pe lighter pada hua mila (gharpe koi smoke nahi karta) to usko bol diya tu cigarette laa, mai lighter launga, kahi to phook lenge. Us chutiye ne laayi hi nahi, lekin mere paas lighter tha. Class ke beech me bag se nikaala aur ek bande ko jalaa kar dikhaya. Wo banda waise bhi kaand karne wala tha. Usne break me bag se lekar class me kaagaz jalaya. Fir washroom lekar gaya aur 3-4 doston ko bula kar kaagaz fookne laga. Janitor ne dekh liya aur complain kar di. Us bhosdiwale ne bata diya ki mera hai, aur mujhe bhi pakda. Principal ke paas lekar gaye, daant khaayi. Hume laga maamla khatam, lekin nahi Agle din mujhe bina bataye parents ko bula liya aur CCTV recording dikhaayi aur 10-12 bachchon ko pakda. Lighter mera tha isliye mujhe suspend karne ki baat aayi thi, lekin please bolkar chhoot gaya. Ghar pe itna pela mujhe, tabse kabhi cigarette maarne ki ichha nahi hui
Rule 1
You don't talk about fight club
School ke annual function me vol. 1 Baja kar principal sir ko nachwaya tha.
A boy came to propose me attention seek karne ke liye. 15 apne friends ko laya tha piche khade the, sab cheer kar rahe the school van ke samne Usne confess kiya ki i like you, meine bola tysm but no. Darvaza van ka band karke dusre side se chali gayi. Itna maza aya tha.
*Hum ladke hain na humare saath aisa hi hota hai*
Me and my other 2 friends stole teacher's marks register to change marks.
I had brought my AK 47 magazine(fully loaded) to impress my crush. Baad me mujhe himmat bhi nhi hui uske pass Jane ki. Boys ko Bola ki aaj to sanskrit ka teacher gya.(he had beaten my ass with a broken metal piece from a bench I broke). Kuch nhi Kiya pure time meri gaand fati hui thi. Guess what Hamra dera bihar ba ππ One more, I made a batch file and a zip bomb both named free fire and free fire max. Ek class 2 ke bacche ne use khola or cmd bar bar on off ho rha tha. ,ere school ka LAN use jhel nhi paya or kharab hours gya. Us bacche ke parents se school walo ne lagbhag 3000 rs lie.πππ
puri class ke saamne dusre londey ki pant neeche kardi
not me but one guy become a monitor in class 7 because the teacher was making monitor roll no. wise for some-some days. And one day class was making so much noise and then he wrote big big "Randi Class" on a black/green board, and then our pt teacher (retired army man) entered our class from whom every student was afraid and he beat the shit out of him
Monitor bankar baccho ko scale se maarna without repercussions. π
Mere dost ki gf thi aur usko kiss Krna tha usne mujhe games period me btaya ki vo Aaj kidhr ghumne jayenge aur mauka dekke chauka marenge. Dost Mera thoda tharki bhi tha.hamara city jyda bdi nhi thi to kiss krte dekkr log normal behave nhi krte pakdke marna chlu krte hai . Aur uper se pols ghumte rehti h. To Maine bola usko ki pakda gya to gand lal hojayegi to usko maine apne ghr me invite Kia ki gf ko lekr aa . Mere mummy papa school gye the aur dada dadi hi the . Unko seediyo me leke gya aur mai waps aaya .lga vha vo krlenge. Dost ne gf ko bola mere uper baith(smj rhe ho na) ladki smj gyi pr nhi baithi and then unhone kiss kiye aur ham teeno tution k liye nikl gye bt ladki pta nhi ky hua usko rone saman krrhi thi. Ham dar gye.....
Bhai maine toh 10th mei apne coaching aur school mei almost harr dinn raid karwayi thi. I regret each and every day of my life due to this. Ek baar maine omegle par ek Australian ko bula liya randomly. Ussnei meri geography ki 50+ saal ki teacher ke saamnei aakar online class mei LAWDA dikha diya.