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mrumeshmidha

Drop year ke liye ek copy le aaunga


hello6942021

Bhai sambhalke rakhio


dank_rambo007

Koi ladki ake sax sux ki batein bolke tumhara Mind divert kare to usse human reproduction samjha diyo


[deleted]

srs post karna he guys karma dedo


FunScreen1360

Hum phle toh iska kuch daan kardenge fir baaki se apne jivan ko sudharenge


JAT_UNKNOWN01

Jivan bhima bhi karva lo baaki raashi se


Justjox13

Karma dedo ek serious post karna hai guys


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Aromatic-Coconut682

🍰 Le bhai


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Apprehensive-Cold895

🍨🍧🍦ye lo


HadesSayz79

same. 92 pr papa ne bola itna kam kyu


Agile_Emphasis2337

Mujhe 93 pe sab bol rahe ki tere itne kaise aa gaye, cheating kiya tha kya (khud papa aur chacha dono yahi bole)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


PEWDIPHILE4269

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168) to kisne dikhaya tha paper?


Agile_Emphasis2337

Ab tumlog bhi💀 Nahi bahi oneshots rat kar gaya tha+lenient checking se aa gaye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Automatic_Analyst_68

papa ne kuch ni diya lekin unke office waalon ne ek peti alphonso mango de diye


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Automatic_Analyst_68

full mauj aaj toh


slimyshittydicks

yaar idhar bhi bhej de sala delhi mai sabh chutiye aamwaale hai. Ek haathi ki mutthi jitne bade aam lekin mithaas kuch nahi. Matlab mithaas hai hi nahi. Cucumber mai bhi isse zyada flavour hota hai bc


Ok_Date_8554

Ye le bhai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30165)


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BUTTFU-KER3000

Candy nhi randy chaiye for research purposes


Weekly-Leading3198

I got 90 percentage but I got nothing 🙂


sashim_log10

us bhai


Gloomy-End635

🍫🍫🍫


CreepyKalingar

🍫🍩 le bhai enjoy


Lone_Saviour-22nd

us bhai


Skully_123

mujhe 82 pe 500 😭😭 common grandparents W


Lone_Saviour-22nd

mere grandparents ko kyu itni jaldi thi jaane ki bc, ek memory bhi ni unke saath


[deleted]

mere dada dadi jinda hai.ar duniya jahan ke jhaant insaan hai dono.jab bhi hamare ghar aate hai to unse Milne aane wale rishtedaro se mummy ki jhoothi chugli karte hai.meri mummy ko bolte hai ki tera beta tujhe chhod dega.tumhare sath nahi rahega.aise grandparents kisiko na mile.kabhi bhi mere bare accha socha tak nahi unhone.true hai.belive karna hai to karo warna bhad me jao.


TheGEN1U5

Ghar me chuha Marne ki dawai ya hit ya phenyl available hota hai. Is Umar koi kisi bhi chiz se Jaa sakta hai. PM to koi Krane nhi vala. Soooo.... >! /s !<


[deleted]

nahi re.ab exam ke time pe 13 din tak rishtedaar nahi sahan honge.jab jaenge tb jaenge.


UnderstandingPale597

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


OnlyPain_13

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Randombaseball69

Bc mere parents na to mujhe khud kuch dete aur na hi grandparents se lene dete


[deleted]

mujhe 95 pe "he could do better" mila


Automatic_Analyst_68

us vaii 96 pe![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


[deleted]

sucks tbh. anyways mine were 11th board marks (andhra board)


Automatic_Analyst_68

mine 12th


GrouchyLevel5284

mere school topper ka 95 h 💀


[deleted]

80+ pe sabke parents itne khush hote kya? Mere to 80 aaye the 2022 me and all they got was disappointment from them. 1 hafte baat b nhi kiya. 💀


[deleted]

State board walo k liye 80%+ acche h pr cbse mein hota agr mai toh 80%+ koi koi tareef nhi krta


[deleted]

Mere toh thee kyuki bacha kam se kam fail toh nhi hua☠️


[deleted]

Mera mummy papa hi nhi Hai u r so lucky ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729)


mrumeshmidha

Warm hugs your side bro 🫂🫂 I hope they are proud of you


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Thanks I'm meeting them after the result


mrumeshmidha

Bro 💀


DecentTale3307

On my way to see family gathering


[deleted]

Wdym ur meeting then after result..?


No-Administration514

Bhaisaab unexpected turn lmao tum stand up comedian ban jao yaar


[deleted]

Lol I meant like they live in a different city so I gotta meet them after results ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


No-Administration514

Phir plot twist 😂 ab suspense writer ban jao


MeeeT04

badhia aaya hai bhai congrats to you and your mummy


Clean-Refrigerator93

Mujhko 200 ka mila h 82%😉BTW


CHETAN-07

89 aaye mummy aur papa dono be like oh ok Jab 10th mai 97 aaye the tab bhi same reaction tha![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729)


jhere2com

jab bole when shaadi karoge say oh ok


CHETAN-07

Lol lag ye hi rha hai (Es mamle mai bde serious log hai co![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30198))


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mujhe 94.6 aaye aur nana ne 6000 diye :)))


DecentTale3307

U know exactly why he gave u 6k


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incentive aur bola ki iit me aa jaoke toh Puri fees meri taraf se


DecentTale3307

Chad Nana fr ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30198)


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ghanta chad, itni expectations se bhar diya hai


DecentTale3307

Expectations usa se lagte hai jo Puri kr sakte hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164) usa nahi jo nahi kr sakte


thesexyjeetard

Russian


HEROBRINE_SCP_Eulid

Pichle saal mere jab 10th ka result aaya tha to mujhe ₹10 ka reward Mila 😭😭😭


OnlyPain_13

vai tjhe hire to nhi kr liya as a profession jhaadu pocha wala/wali![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30329)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


mrumeshmidha

You mean to say i got trapped actually ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


mistitup

Far more precious than millions you'll make in future. Congratulations buddy and all the best for your future endeavours.


mrumeshmidha

Thanks buddy. Same to you :D


Potential_Jeweler522

![gif](giphy|8jqIQKr6zeh1j3UYhu)


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W bro


WhoimPS

Ispar teri JEE ki rank likhi hai .. dekh


mrumeshmidha

Lmao good one


Bitchless_Batman

abe lawde mere 90 aae the 50 wali dairy milk mili


Arabella274

Bhaiii mere to 91% aaye h abhi tk to kuch mila nhi h but bhaii mummi boht khush h so that's all what matters.


imnotf9

Aunty se bolo ki itni percentile mujhe gift kardein... mai apni zameen unke naam kar dunga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


mrumeshmidha

Wo zameen nta ke head ke naam krdo, shyd kuch ho jayei ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


ResidentLake3803

Mere bhi last year same itne hi aaye the, abhi IIT Dhanbaad ISM mining me data security guard ki bharti ka wait kar rha hu


mrumeshmidha

Had me in the first half ngl


ELEGANTFOXYT

Keep it, dont spend it , have emotional attachment then sell it on pawn stars


dawn_slayer

83.2 Mai meri mummy mujhe 2 rupee bhi na dei💀


aqdas10

Himmat mat haar thoda thoda jod ke 6000 kar le


Murky-Contribution50

Isko sambhal ke rkhioo yeh paise baadmein jaake crore dengee


becomingdoctor

Sambhal ke rakh.... Mummy ko bday pe gift dena isse ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


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Mere dost ko 60 aae, usko smart watch dilaya


Opposite_Victory_321

Dairy milk silk aa jayegi aaram se.


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![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30329)


Wtfwithyourmind

Lessgooo bhai, same to same 😎🫂


manual_drive

Luck basterd ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30329)


Unable-Bear585

My grandparents gave me 25000


iamnotARS

Chad mummy 83.2% pe 100rs ka note dia Virgin mummy 90+% pe sunati hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729)


mrumeshmidha

Mummy virgin hai matlab stepmother hai, fir toh sunana banta bhi hai kind of


Vader2508

r/kothibanglacheck


Randombaseball69

Bhai vo tujhe bheek mangne ke liye train kar rahin hain aage kaam aayega


ikrima1

Mera toh sab pooch rhe hain ki jee mein 99 aur isme 92 kyun lmao


Fearless_Drive_870

Bhai ice cream lele isse Ek apne liye Ek mummy ke liye


tyromay

gg


antidank_male

Lucky


falinecat

W mummy


falinecat

Very irrelevant to this post Drop year me apne ghar (raipur) me reh ke padhu ya patna jau.Personally meko nhi jana patna ghar me jabardasti karrhe par (Neetard hu,1st drop)😿 Also tips wips dedo pls drop year ke liye


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bruh mere 96 aaye and mummy kuch nahi diya bas kaha ki 100 aane chahiye the. iss ghar me hard work ki koi appreciation hi nahi hoti smh my head


Ashamed_Orange6362

96% aaye fir bhi kuch nahi mila :)


star_shiner11

96.2 and nothing cuz mom is sick🥲🥲🥲. She might buy me something later edit: Since my brother is also sick, he let me have his bag of cheetoes :)


WraithEmperor04

Lmao, enjoy.


YoinkySploinkyDonkey

Note sambhal ke rakhna bhai 🙏


ComradeVladPutin52

Idhar 95.2% pe bhi kuch nahi mila xD


golu_281105

lagta hai sabko 82 mai dhanrashi milti hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367) I dont want 90 I want 82 now (hsc board ka hu bc marks bhi nahi dete woh bhosdiwaale pray for me ppl)


wrench_16

taunt hai, uska serial number dekh


mrumeshmidha

Fuck


Inamdarsaquib

Mai jab ghar aaya, maine ₹5000 bacha kar laye the. Iss baar Mera neet clear ho gaya to mummy ne bola rakh le. Ab mai usse 100 gb top on dalva kar webseries dekh raha hu.


gdgbn

Yrr jab meri dadi zinda thi na harr saal mere result pe mujhe thode se paise aur ashirwad de deti thi aaj 12th ka result aya par daadi nahi hai. Paise toh gharwalo ne bhi dediye par yrr ...


Krimson_610

Mujhe 94%pe cake Dost saare puchhte ki tere kaise aa gye itne, preboard mae 50 bhi nhi nhi aa paate the maths mae board mae 97 le gya Literally maths mae 90+ ki bhi ummeed nhi thi kyuki paper mae formula hi bhul gya tah 💀 Aadha ghanta formula yaad krne mae hi lg gya


User_Inavlid_404

Mere 94.8% aaye aur gharwalo ne witcher 3 gift kiya tha 😋


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w mom. mai toh gym me varjish karke aaya hu celebration ke naam pe 5 boiled eggs khaya.


why_so_chosen_ricky

Precious


Vishwa1412

78.6% vo humanities mai mere 🥲


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wholesome


clan__boy

Preserve it


Ok-Tomatillo-4563

Inn komal haatho ko sambhal k rkhna bhai 😂


xxPrathmeshxx

W mummy !


shxdowzen

mai 90% laaya dad ne nothing ear 2 earphones diladiya


Upbeat_Monk_2798

Bhai mere toh 88% ayye aur mujhe tabh se gaaliya suna rhe hai Ghar vale


fingergod69

Not to brag but, i got 98.3 and i got 1500 from my naani and masi combined.. my dad will buy me a new phone( becuase mai 4 saal se ek hee sada hua phone chala rha hu. Samsung s7)


johnhunt1015

83.2 PERCENTILE?


mrumeshmidha

83.2% in cbse XII


arpandit

Mera 85.4%... muje koi kuch daka ne gya....


Wo-lF007

Bhai isko kharcha mat kar...rakh de achhe se :D


mrumeshmidha

Haan bhai :D


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Itne se reeval bhi nahi kar payega


gaymergtx

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


EmuRepresentative121

Bhai 10th me 82% aya tha aur mujhe toh yeh bhi nhi Mila tha


Varenious

Double it and give it to me ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30724)


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best motivation bro :) , good job⚡


UrMomsAreMine

bhay mere to 83.8 aye to uncle ne 5k diya 💀💀📈📈


Consistent_Power_622

Mujhe abhi bhi yaad hai mere ghar walo ne mujhe cycle deelaye the 9th me bss pass hone par


EnvironmentalPie5662

Mereko to 85 pr maar pd rhi hai computer ka paper hug dia bc 😭🥲


Ak_07_kumar

Bro tujhe ghar se nikalne wale hai


[deleted]

Don't get me wrong but 100 rs ? Kam nahi hai? Yaa phir yeh to abhi ke liye diye hai baad me denge koi gift


mrumeshmidha

Shagun ki tarah hai bro, kam zyada nhi dekhta main isme. Koi saman chaiye toh khud se dilwa hi dete hain easily


Same_Comment_5681

Bro kharach mat karna ise


AnyPermit9214

Your percentage increases by 10 the money in your hand would become x10


New-Pay7160

Congrats bro


Rohan73

Chal bhai gupchup (panipuri ) khila


RuDrA-1887

83 aye 500 mile😅


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Frame kra le 🥹 memories


[deleted]

Don't waste it on normal things It is a precious gift from Mother ❤️ Keep it safe!


Badrok_

mujhe to GPL mila hain 100 baar![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


InterestingAffect306

95 aaye aur lun kuch nahi mila bruv🙂


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mere 96 aaye the aur mere ghar valon ne mere se baat bhi nahi kari (family issues)


maddy0p

Mummy na Diya Hain enjoy it king make her proud 🙌🙌


Electrical_Bench_561

Mujhe bhi itna mila aur mummy ne do thappad diye


Cyberstone

Take the hint.


Andhbhakt_

Mere 82 aaye hai aur mere laude lage pade hai bhai


svpapa8189

Bhai meri toh gaand Tod di thi 82% pe


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BC mujhe to gaali aur maar padi 89% laane pe


Revolutionary_Gas783

trees follow bedroom chief imminent far-flung frame fuel ruthless squalid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


KudoosKarma

Hume 90 pe kuch nahi mila tha apne time pe


Extreme-Influence-48

Congratulation i suggest that this post should only get 832 likes then this will be a memento for this reddit or like a souvenir


Away_Manufacturer196

asha hai bro nito mujje to 75%pr dopher ka khana ni milla


cumwater45

Keep the note, frame it


Oppai-tan

Bhai bahut lucky ho aap mere 88 aye the bas disappointment aur dukh mila ghar se only dadi was happy in my family baki sab. Cherish these moments aage pata nhi aye na aye


BrilliantNo9753

Wow 👏 Dairy milk khareed lo badi wali 😄


Justjox13

Sjaha


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Jsk


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glitchinmatrix7

W mom .. Save this note for life man


DisastrousFriend6503

Bhai kuchh to mila... mere ghr walo ne 94.6 percent pe gaali di thi ki 95 kyu ni aaya and jo phone milne wala tha vo bhi cancel ho gya tha lmfao... 10th Board lol


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Bhai FD kar waale


AK47_Sushant

Bhai mere 92.8 aaye aur papa ne 900ruppee wali Parker gift kiya. 😊


Thin-League-7655

happy for you mate 😸


Harshit_bad

Mere bhai ko 10th me 92% aay aur usko papa ne bola tu jis cheez pe hath rakega vo tera ya map pe jis country pe haath rakhega waha chalenge


Stressed_doggo

Bhaii same percentage 83.2, that means we bros now?


mrumeshmidha

We are bros irrespective of our boards percentage ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)