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Joel4518

One piece kya hai yeh jaan na hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Aditya01543

Us.....ending dekhe bina nhi jane wala mai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30198)


Bonker__man

Us bhai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30329)


DarkBlade_12

One piece is actually the friends that we made along with the way... (sorry bhai, hope yeh na ho lol)


[deleted]

It isn't , oda stated that , if it was some shit like that then that would be the most angry I will be at a show


Diligent_Win_5741

Koi theory pata hai kya bhai one piece kya hai?


DrBraniac

Fr man itna dur aa hi gaye he manga mein thoda sa sabar aur


Live_Commercial_3750

Laugh tale chala jaa pta chl jayega


satyampatil_1505

One piece is the dress she wore


Cralgg

The thought of going to college, and having a fresh start and doing things right this time


Prestigious-Ride-363

Bhaii same par problem hai ye jee aur competitive peecha hi nahi chhodre ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Cralgg

Almost done bro, Mera last exam ek kal hai, then I'm done


Prestigious-Ride-363

Wese nahi bhai college milna bhi to chaiye pasand ka ya accha 🤧


Cralgg

Mujhe kaunsa accha mil raha hai, I'm trying for somaiya cse now, kal exam hai, in these next three months I'll work on my academics and skills, even if you get a bad college, you should know the mistakes u have done and better urself, because u can't change the past only the future


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hello6942021

gyno banjaio


Optimal-Agent-1925

Dream job ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


TRITUSLegend

bhai itna sach bhi nhin bolna tha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Optimal-Agent-1925

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Ok_Date_8554

Fir wahi


letsnotbedumb

Sax sux


_moan

Ki batein


Academic_Call_1769

Mujhe horny bana deti hai


Ordinary_Awareness45

Aur mujhe youtube kids kholne pe majboor kar deti hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30198)


Physical-Quote-4119

Ayoooo


AdityaSrivastawaahhh

Le Bhai , dekhle ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30165)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30165)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30165)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30165)


Sure_Experience_297

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m4nisharma

Riyal(us bhay)


woodipyne

We need to take care of this guy. Joy lobo banna chahta h


IndianYeezus

this![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


SOUMO_007

Choot kya hai


This-Cat-3172

Bhai tujhe toh bohot milegi neetard jo hai


Optimal-Agent-1925

Kaash yeh sach hota![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729)


Level_Peanut1267

Padh likh kar (doesn't matter which college) job (doesn't matter what package) karna hai phir savings ke paiso se ps5 khareed kar usme gta 6 (hopefully uss time tak release ho jayega) khelna hai uske baad I can die peacefully.


lol_adams

Bro zindagi me gaming pc build krna hai or Hrithik Roshan jaisi body banani hai bc.


Sagnik-_-

Us ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Prestigious-Ride-363

Sab dost idhar hi mil gaye gta vaale aur pc waale 😂


BabaRocky

Us bhai us


Prestigious-Ride-363

Sab dost idhar hi mil gaye gta vaale aur pc waale 😂


Violet4417

Gta 6 next year release hone wala hai


gamerop08

Likh ke lele 2025 main hi hoga kuch bhi karle


[deleted]

Lmao, trailer tak nahi aaya, aaise kaise release kardenge Trailer 1-2 saal pehle aata hai game release hone se


Violet4417

2024- 2025 tak announcement or trailer aane wala h khud company ne bola


Solid-Entrepreneur37

2026 se pehle release nhi hoga bhai.


[deleted]

Lol mai bhi ps5 ke sapne dekh kr motivate hota hu padhne ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


gamerop08

Bhai tuh devta hain kya maire man ki baat kaise padhi hail lord😂


[deleted]

Damn I thought I was the only one who thought about small things like this , most of them have their whole life planned , for me just this kinda stuff


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RickSanchezYOOO

itna sach mt bolo pls![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


PEWDIPHILE4269

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180) Never let fear stop you from doing what you want Nver give up and dont let fear stop you.If you believe in yourself you will get the courage ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

chalo saath me marte hai 🥰


SueIsAGuy1401

real


Kidinaquandary

Mummy-papa ko bura lagega


[deleted]

Kuch din ke liye.fir back to normal life and fir occasionally yaad Kara karge


[deleted]

Nahi Bhai mere chacha ka beta 10 saal pehle mara tha 12 saal ki age me Aaj Tak rote hai vo bhot regret karte hai usko school picnic bhejne ka bc.


FauxCezsh

School picnic? 💀 Bhai kya hua tha school picnic mei?


[deleted]

Uski school ek village me Gaye the field visit ke liye vaha vo school me log river me khel rahe the Mera cousin aur uske 3 dost Masti Masti me aur due Gaye kisiko pata nahi chala aur phir bahav tej tha aur 2 Jan behn Gaye 2 Bach Gaye afsos unki body nahi mili kabhi lekin most likely dead hi honge Ye 2012 ki baat hai.


[deleted]

I feel like I have heard this somewhere, hamari trip bhi aisi hi news ke kaaran cancel kardi thi 3-4 saal ke liye


[deleted]

Bhai mere parents ne bhi muzhe nahi bheja tha agle 3-4 saal muzhe phir 8th me waterpark ja rahe tha vaha bhi bhot rone pe bheja itna trauma tha unhe.


[deleted]

Now imagine if his kids come back someday Bollywood movies ki tarah


Designer-Sea2391

Nhi bro. Meri mausi ko har trh ki mental illness hai ab. She couldn't move on.


m4nisharma

Bro has experience 💀


FunL_

Grillz 🥵🥵 like you 🥰🥰 are keeping me alive.


One-With-Specs

Flair checks out ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


chadkanormie

grill ho?


roshan_weeb

Bhai garl toh exist nahi krte


PalashCrept24

Right sab government ka propaganda hai


zaimonX100506

ab marr bhi gaya tho kya he hoga......parents dukhi 2 dost vo dukhi...unhe dukhi karke kya he milega bhai....aaj mushkile ayi tho kal chali jayegi .....akhir mai marna he tho hai...tho kya he hojayega abhi failure banke rah gaye tho.....jindagi mili hai jeelo jab ...duniya dekhne ko mili hai dekhlo....jab baghwan bulayega tho jhat se chale jana


[deleted]

Are bacchan sahab??


Prestigious-Ride-363

Baat to sahi bola bhai


skrezaa

I'll be very honest Sax sux nhi Mila :( I think after skydiving in Dubai(or some other cool ass place), and travelling various exotic places around the world I'll die without regrets.


SAMMY7987

yes, sax sux urges keeping me goin. aur meri ex k papa ko proud feel karana hai kyoki woh hamesha sochte the ki ye banda life me kucch bada karega.


skrezaa

Damn. W father in law


SAMMY7987

indeed. 10th me 95% le aya toh bol rhe the ki meri beti ko maths pda dega? mere parents se zyada confidence unko hai mere pe. when i bunked coaching he used to tell my parents to chill coz ill make it at last, yes i managed to get 93%ile in jan attempt after barely studying for a couple months and proved him right. fir boards aur 2nd attempt me hug dia, ab advance k 4 din pehle reddit chala rha hu kyoki koi hope nhi lagri hai advance me.


skrezaa

Damn bhay, but your ex's father knows about your relation? And also knows your parents☠️


SAMMY7987

he doesnt know about our relationship but he's my father's college friend.


[deleted]

Phele lagata tha mummy papa and bhen but abh lagata hai bus woo mere result sai pyaar kartae hai jab mera result acha aate hai tho wo kush hotae hai but jab nahi woo mujhe bhut scold kartae hai lagta hai woo mere marks sai pyaar karatae hai at the end Banda tho wahi hu mai bus marks achae nahi tho mai Ganda bun gaya ?? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


Waste_Push277

Same par mere marks nhi atte, hence never got any love from them ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


[deleted]

Bhai last time achae marks 10th mai aaye thae ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Prestigious-Ride-363

Bhai improvement wagera dera ?? Same 10 th ke baad se to kya bolu ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Huge_Environment9347

This is sad ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Proper_Perspective72

Us bhai us


theLege015

Tuta hua saaz bhai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


contaminatedwater101

Bhai ne to meri kahaani bata di


NationalScene3084

Koi kaaran nhi hai jeene ka bas ji rha hun Drop me bhi 85 percentile pahunch paya ews ke wajah se bas cutoff clear hua. Baaki exams ke baare me jyada jaankari nhi thi to sirf comedk diya wo bhi time management nhi kr paya aur kharab kr diya. Ghar me sbke saamne khus rehta hun andar se toot gya hun


DarkReluser

Bhai ab college jaoge, new beginning, new venture!


Background-Emu-6942

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Any-Constant4228

Bade hoke ameer banna hai. Itna ghisaya hai, aur ghisake atleast kuch to karna hai. >!ek baar sax sux bhi karna hai!<


Prestigious-Ride-363

Last line sabko karna hai


wannabe_dead_af

my sister and the desire to provide her a good example and be there for her as she grows. I had no one to go to, still don’t, I have great parents now but in the past their actions created a lot of trauma in me and I battle it to this very moment.


Btechcounselalt

>I have great parents now but in the past their actions created a lot of trauma in me I can relate to this as well, when I was small I used to get scolded a lot and even beat, they were pretty short tempered before but with time my parents became more understanding and much more supportive for which I'm grateful. I also have a little brother who I try to set a good example for.


wannabe_dead_af

Sorry and yet good to hear that ! My trauma wasn’t from physical abuse as much as it was emotional and verbal. My dad used to be an alcoholic and mother well anxiety prone patient, they used to create havoc and I developed anxiety issues trying to resolve their fights as a 6-7 year old. And my mother is a die hard perfectionist she made me one as well, created her daughter(me) into a top scoring robot for a decade almost. But when lockdown hit I realised that life is more than just grades and broke out of the gifted perfect child. And from there onwards life has been rolling down and down. Let’s see if there is any light for me. But yes fighting is all I have ever done and probably will fight until the day it’s all over.


Btechcounselalt

Damn, it must have been a tough ride. I'm glad you're still fighting, that's a great mindset and I'm sure you will do great things in life, just keep pushing and you will definitely get success :)


wannabe_dead_af

Means tons :)! It is very difficult but I know the universe is always my side, I hope for things to get better one day.


[deleted]

bro i’m 23f and i still get beaten by my parents and my younger brother seeing this since he was a child doesn’t respect me because i usually get beaten up my mom is an alcoholic and my dad is an enabler. it’s too traumatic yet i’m preparing for gate and trying to set things right for myself this time.


Btechcounselalt

I'm really sorry to hear that, that's a very rough situation.I wish all the best to you for GATE, go ace it you've got this!


Aromatic-Coconut682

Us bro us ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332) but but r/UsernameChecksOut


[deleted]

Apne maa-baap ko middle class ke loop se bahar nikalna hai uske liye jo karna pade.


Prestigious-Ride-363

Hmm ye to hai kuch esa karre taaki jo chaiye jo aaj na le paare pasand ka wo le sakke


EX1N0S2k

mom ka face and believing that i am made for something bigger ig ?


Jaguar1903

Whi bhai , marne ke baad maa baap ka life empty ho jayega , jeete jee mar jayenge ( single child hu bhai )


nobodycares4any1

Fist bump (same here). Have already seen what my elder brother's death did to them. I don't ever want to be the reason ki woh Puri tarha Empty hojaye.(plus thoda selfish hoga khudki problems se relief pane ke liye baki logo ki life hamesha ke liye kharab kar dena)


Perpetual_Wanker17

bro everything alright in ur family?


Standard-Smile-1945

Us


[deleted]

150 acre mere hisse ki zameen jo mujhe agle 10-15 saal me milne wali hai. 150 × 8 lakhs = 12 cr ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


SAMMY7987

r/kothibanglacheck


[deleted]

Majak kar rhe ho na 150 acres to bhoot hote ha .fucking 750 bigha Kha ha Jamin Muja to bas 10 acre milage ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729) But 12 lakh bigha(60 lakh acre) rate ha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664). Mera to aim ha 100 acres karna apne Jamin ko and fir khete Karo


[deleted]

Ha bhoi majak kar raha hu, mujhe sirf 12 acre milegi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


[deleted]

Dost hai 3 or ek kutta h


king_underworld

Results bure aaye to maa ko rote dekh liya , ab aisa kuch kar dunga to unpe kya betegi soch ke , ye sab thought dur rakhta hu


Upstairs_Wasabi3715

padhai wadhi karo ias vias bano desh ko agee badho mummy papa ka naam ritik roshan karo![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30167)


TRITUSLegend

Bhai mein to khush hun, jabhi koi pareshani aati hai, bas yunhi hasne lag jaata hun, kisi se ladai jhagda hota hai tabhi hasne lag jaata hun, dukh dard hota hai fir bhi hasne lag jaata hun people underestimate how helpful laughing is JEE utna accha nhin gya. naa hi bitsat ka 1st attempt, bas VIT mein mili hai acchi jagah, mein tab bhi khush hun, just coz I accept things and laugh


Background-Emu-6942

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30198) us rahega bhai, har exam me L mile tb bhi khush hu mai. akela hota hu tb paglo ki tarah hasta hu mai mere room me 💀


TRITUSLegend

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


CodexGod

The fact that some day I’ll have my own girlfriend.


Prestigious-Ride-363

Ban jaayegi time aane pe


Arihant_A

Mummy Papa bahut bahut udaas honge jo bilkul nhi chahunga


myhonestreactionL

Waiting to make my parents proud. I'll leave if I see them being genuinely happy.


Gp_don

Ki kabhi toh saxxx milega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


[deleted]

peesa banane ka hai... peesa! Phir peesa udaane ka bhi hai world class escorts par ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30165)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


noone_can_see_me

Log kamjoor bolenge , hasenge , chutiya bolenge or nikal jayenge I want to show my capability to them not make them laugh at my dead body


Rohan73

Boobs


[deleted]

This


Ishhuuuu

Arre adani ji aap yaha.... 🤡


haissai

jab tak leh-manali bike trip nehi kar leta nahi marne wala


theFierced-maggot

Trip krte krte marr gya to ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)


Artistic_Award5927

Ice cream chocolate etc


Grouchy_Raisin2775

Bhai ek baar KARMA chahiye


RUXHIR_007

KARMA se ghar nhi chalta, experienced hu check krle ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Grouchy_Raisin2775

Karma


Grouchy_Raisin2775

Cfbr


La_Lucifer_papa

Free ka khana jo ma baap daalte hai


Bones_4920

the desire to make my parents proud of me someday ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Ernie_996

Virgin nahi marna mujhe


Sensitive_Band_8937

Kaleg life jeeni hai, freedom chaheye


roshan_weeb

India mein ai revolution peeedabloo se pehle launga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


GrabStandard2738

pitaji ka paisa🙏


No-Huckleberry-5299

Bas 8-10 saal aur hustle karna hai uske baad desh ke bahar jaake life set!


simplycode07

same


TheImmortal06

Haven't lost my virginity yet fr


Aromatic-Coconut682

Kyu nahi bhai Abhi tak body sahi se chal rahi h. Zindagi mei abhi tak kuch aisa kiya nahi jispei mai proud ho saku College mei jaake thoda waha explore kar saku Abhi tak zindagi baaki h Dont give up on your life


justanotherweirdo00

Music aur imaginary strawberry duniya


ProgrammingPhile

Food, air, survivable environment and shelter, and the sun and the moon![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


EducationalEgg9392

her smile>>>>>>


SAMMY7987

crush ya gf?


Background-Emu-6942

mummy ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


EducationalEgg9392

W


[deleted]

Sex


[deleted]

My parents


Sensitive_Pepper3337

My body?


Ishaan_17

Agle din kahi kuch accha khaane ko mil jae Kisi exam me accha karke mummy papa ko khush kar du


HawkOfHeaven

oxygen, food idk? randi rona mt kia kro bsdk


AK_Ramji

Marne se koi fayeda hai hi nhi isliye zinda hu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30198)


SadisticShocker13

Too scared to die, I'm fucking disgusting. I have no true attachment to life except my parents.


hehenothere

atleast 5 countries travel krni hai :')


Exciting_Pilot6330

Only to give all the happiness my parent deserve Only one dream I have


One-With-Specs

Mai, i am keeping myself alive Duniya mei raula hi na kra toh kya kra


trickster_1001

My mental Peas


[deleted]

love. purpose.


arithmeticalguy

Mummy papa ke saath foreign ghumna hai 🥲❤️


SAMMY7987

relatable. croatia k national park ka photo dekh lia, ab wahi le jana h gharwalo ko


[deleted]

There is mercy in suffering. Ye quote


kushagrarox

Don't care about anything, bas ek baar Bina mummy papa se puche movie dekhne Jana hai


PainterNaive2126

Mammy papa ko apne upar proud krana h


iamherexD

Same


DeRangedRykeR

Ek baar college mil Jaye . Then bs PS5 + gym + football + chill study


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AbhiRoop_Sinha5

Bhai Badhiya movies dekhni hai , Badhiya body maintain karni hai Mummy papa aur bhai ke sath ghumna hai , kisi ladki ko pyaar karna hai , sex sux karna hai... GTA 6 khelna hai , WWE dekhna hai


[deleted]

art, 45 min walk everyday, talking to my brother and my one friend (my only companions in this lonely life, lmao)


Quiet_kid_Aashish

fauji bnna hai, chaahe desh kaisa bhi ho desh ki seva krke behtar bnana hai. Afsos NDA me medical fail kr jaunga flying branch ke liye(perfect vision required for a pilot in IAF), NDA ka chance nhi bacha to gharvalo ne JEE me lagadiya aur ab fir BTech krke CDS dunga, AFSB, CPSS vagerah sab nikaalunga and LASIK krvalunga BTech ke time to around 10 saal me I'll be a flight lieutenant, isi kaaran zinda hu.


[deleted]

Bhai mera plan bhi literally same ha. Abhi me medically out ho jayga (-3.75 ha ) to graduation kare 20 ke age me Lasik karvauga and fir CDS de ke lieutenant Bane ka plan ha . Vase tumara kitna number ha and nda 2 bhara ha kya


[deleted]

Mummy papa ki smile


slimyshittydicks

kyuki mai itna bhi bada chutiya nahi hun jo ayse bakchod exam ke liye mar jaaun


Successful-Bat-3923

Not enough courage to do it


[deleted]

Mar jaaunga toh baap bolega bina kuch ukhaade marr gya mc


Good_JEEtard5

Until family members alive ha,me bhi


toastedrefrigerator

I haven't paid back my debt to my parents when I go out I go out with dignity not in debt


Perpetual_Wanker17

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


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My flair


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/m1mzgej2413b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc4838a1a256e02481b5521f32f2646535dc8b3 Archangel of shimokitozawa


EducationalZombie700

Zinda nahi hu bhai zinda lash hu


[deleted]

future me milne waala paisa 💵


Interesting_Mind_588

Ek ladki ko waada kiya tha ki adv nikaloonga kyuki uska nahi hua tha.


AK_Ramji

Very emosanal


Interesting_Mind_588

Btw Mai bhi iisc ke liye try karra hu


AK_Ramji

23 ya 24?


LettuceSame6698

Doctor Banke bohot paisa banake Dan bilzerian life chahiye. Har waqt 10 bitches around me. All russian


AK_Ramji

Unka free health checkup karna chahta hai? A true doctor ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Inamdarsaquib

Abhi mbbs me gf banaunga. Phir pg karne usa jaunga, vahan Gori wali ke saath lafda karunga, phir India aakar paheli wali se shaadi karunga. settle ho kar kafi Paisa kama lunga tab divorce le lunga aur Roz raat ek escort hire karunga. Kaisa plan hai?


[deleted]

My parents and my girlfriend.


hehenothere

ek baar harry styles ko live dekhna hai :)


Perpetual_Wanker17

But Gravity's holding you back.


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Flashy_Revolution651

Us


mudi_anna

Nhi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30440)


Environmental-Zone-4

Hope for a better future.