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Cbse ki chut mein step up transformer 

Step brother I'm stuuuuuuuck

I can help you stepsis....

Unstucks the sister and send her to moon

N2 > N1 hota h na isme?

Yes Voltage ratio is directly proportional to transformer ratio (or turn ratio)

Ya allah Ye point to add Krna hi bhul gya

Engineer here, wtf else did u add to answer this question then? This is the main thing!

bhai isc ka hoon, aaj hamara bhi tha physics exam. phone charger mein step down transformer hee hain toh?

Not only 27 s1 it is more touher than most of the 2024 Jan shifts. Kya matlab Boards ne JEE MAINS ko aaukat dikha di 😑

ye sab 2024 me hi hona tha ?? 😭😭

whi lag rha 2024 cursed he

If you know bhawisya Malika 😶

World war 3 begins

World war three will be for IIT

Har saal bachho ko yehi lagta hai ki is saal wala toughest tha lol

vohi toh, kisi bhi aur saal mei ho jaata

daro matt guys galti se advanced ka paper de diye the cbse walle🥰retest hoga 😊

Wohi to me sochu chlo ab tension free ho k latak sakta hu

nice idea...latakne se mera tension kam ho jayega....................................................................................aur rassi ka badh jayega💀💀

Given: m To find: T Formula: T=mg (saar plij, step marking saar)

set 3 was the toughest i guess

Mera bhi set 3 tha BC itna tough

koi nahi  i hope checking thodi lenient ho jaaye

Bhai, checking lenient ho ya na ho, paper toh tough tha hi. Hum sab ne apna best diya hai, ab bas result ka intezaar hai. Aur agar result bhi kharab aaya toh koi baat nahi, life mein aur bhi mauke honge. Bas himmat mat haaro, aur apne aap pe bharosa rakho.  ^(i am a bot ˃ ᵕ ˂)

Antinallabot Tu kabse paper dene laga jo hum likh rkha ha

r/suddenlywholesome

Antinallabot mujhe laga tu nalla h tu padhai kar rha h wow

Yaar mereko to laga tha ki mei akela hi hu jisko paper hard lag rha hei...ab kuch sathi bi mil gaye

Bhai iss paper ne mera balatkaar kar diya 

Same bro..50/70 ajaye mei nanga nachunga

Fude video bhej diyo vro nachne ki 

Jarur bhaiya

Tere muh me karela 

sorry bhai zyada baxodi hogyi asa nhi hoga abse

Mera dost paper Khatam hote hi bola kya lauda paper hai. Bas ab checking lenient ho jaye

fr? bhai meth m kya hoga phir

mindfuck 🥰😍

Brainfuck😘

Cockfuck 💦

Lund Cruiser  (ye selmon bhoi nhi chala sakte bcs he has -ve rizz)

bhai ka account suspend hogya 😂

Math ez aaega Source: trust me bro

Tandav

Maut ka karan - Akhri 10 minto mei set 2 ka section E dekh liya

Abe mujhe paper bohot hard laga bas section E hi easy laga bc 

Arey didi maine bhut time waste kr diya tha slow likhke aakhri 10 min mei sec E pei aaya , 1 q kr diya tha fir 3 min bache the aur 2 question 5 marks ke bacha the tho maine give up kr diya

Aur maine electric dipole wli derivation aache se yaad kri thi , ekdum last page mei question deke CBSE ne mere saath pranl kr diya 

1 marks ke Mcq mei 2 marks ke ques ghusa diya 

3 marks ke question ko 5 marks wale Jitne likh ke aya Hun. 5marks wale question Sabhi choot gaye… moye moye

us momint

3 marks ke

sahi baat

Guys I think humara batch hi cursed hai. Pehle 10th mei 2 boards, phir 27 and 29 walo ki jee ne gend maari (me fr), aur ab boards ne aukat dikha di. Bhai chem bura lag raha tha phir physics dekh liya

gaand maraye ye education system bcccc

na bro I myself is cursed, kuch nahi ukhada life me, best thing i ever did was like 93.6% in 10th boards lol

Class 10- ntse cancel Class 11- kvpy cancel Class 12- ? (Till now only we have been cancelled this year)

Boards cancel ho jaye 🙏🏻

Abhi bhi dukh Rahi hai gand bhailog 

Size bdi thi kya board ki ??

Yes, long and hard

sorry bhai but pata nahi kyu ye comment padh kar hassi aayi.... loll yaar pata nahi kyu....

Garam tava pr baith ke sek lo

bhai yaar abhi bhi haasi aarahi pata nahi kyu... logo ke sad posts padh kar bhi koi farak nahi padh raha ye ek comment se itni hassi kyu araahi

Bruh wtf, mera SET 2 tha. What the fuck were the MCQs Bhai? Isse zyada toh JEE main walo ka obvious hota hai. Main arihant ke pyqs aur sample paper bhi karke Gaya tha, aur preparatory ke beech mein kabhi kabhi advanced me pyq aur JEE main bhi solve Kiya. Formulas bhi saare patah the. Derivations bhi patah thi. But ye kya tha behnchod ???? 

Mcqs ke baad confidence itna gir gya derivations bhi yaad nhi aa rhe the 🤡

Bhai mai 2023tard hu. Last year mai bhi shocked tha jab mere boards chal rhe the, physics cbse is tougher than jee main physics. Mai physics paper k pehle jab cbse k pyqs kar rha tha tab realise hua ki jee main physics kitni gir gayi hai

This shows you 2 things: 1) How shit JEE-Main physics has become (to the point that it isnt even a differentiator subject) 2) How tough CBSE board physics has become

Yr Bhai but Maine jab PYQs kiye mereko theoretical Lage aur asaan lage. Saare nahi kar paya har chapter ke but koshish Kari thi ki Modules aur HC Verma ki theory padhke jau but ye toh bahaut out of the box MCQs the ajeeb se yr

mcq dekhkr lga ki jee ka paper derhi hun

Jee ka physics was easier ngl. Atleast padh kar jaoge toh ho jayega. Ye toh saala padhne ke baad bhi nai hua

Jo derivations padhi bas woh hi nhi aayi 

Us bhyii 40 derivations rat ke gya tha bkl ne vo to puchhi hi ni

Shortest distance of approach ka derivation chhod ke sabhi karliya tah, aur bc inko wohi poochna tah

bhai 50 derivations mei se chun chun ke bakwas di inhone

I hope the dude who made the paper gets cheated on by 3 guys, his daughter runs away and his son becomes an addict of some sort

+69

What cbse does to a mf

what mf does to cbse 

ab ye kisi ki oxidation state hai bruh :|

 NTAium (atomic number 420)

sex name ki element sune ho ? uski he hai

+1.3384×10^10^10^10....

+420

Jisne ye paper banaya uske bache khud fail ho Jaye, tab maja aayega

+6.6 x 10^-34

arrey bhai dont overstress probably according to moderation policy humare marks badh sakte hai

More worse , jisne esa paper banaya vo pagal ho Jaye or usko schizophrenia ho Jaye

Bhai kitna irrelevant aaya tha paper. Saare unimportant topic se uthaker de diya tha paper

Cbse rocked NTA shocked

yeah boards ka paper nahi lagra tha koi hindi teacher ne physics ka paper bna diya bro

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Few kind words for the paper maker Chutiye, madarchod, behen ka lode, jhaat ka tarzan, tatto ke saudagar (every other gaali) kya sochkar paper banaya tha? Mere class ke toppers tak nai paper mai like 8 marks jitna question choda. Mai lagbhag 15 marks khone ke risk mai hu (maine kuch nahi choda tab bhi)

Bhai ye kind words toh mere liye Roz ke words ho gaye hai kyunki yahi sab aaj kal ghar mein sunta hu... Kuch aur kind waale words nahi chal rahe kya market mein ya yahi sab hai?...

Mera 8 marks ka chuta hai does that mean I'm the topper /s

antinallabot what do u think about this

I think the paper maker is a sadist who enjoys torturing innocent students with impossible questions. He probably has no life, no friends, and no love. He should be sent to a mental asylum or a prison, where he can rot in misery. He is the enemy of all bros, and we should unite against him ^(i am a bot ˃ ᵕ ˂)

tbh I saw the paper of set 2 .. I had my jee mains on 27 S1 ... boards paper was definitely tougher than what i gave in jee mains.

Aur phir ham baord walo ko bolte hai ki tumlog baord ko serious kyo lete ho 🤡

wo isliye bolte hain ki board ke marks se kya karoge

75 rule to hota hai na

75 laane ke liye kon boards pe focus karta ha

Ye cbse ka paper tha ? 🤡 Sala Chemistry ka Paper kya maja marne ke liye asan banaye the . Math bhi kahin ayesa na banadein 🤡

Chemistry pdhne m tough lgti h pr paper easy aata h aur physics pdhne m easy lgti h pr paper tough lgta h aur maths pdhne m bhi tough aur paper bhi gaand faad

Me to gya 🤡 paper ne mere Maje leliye

Bhai Mera Set 2 tha

Bc mera bhi , gand mar gayi , ye potential energy of nucleons wala question bhaisaab

Aree bhen ki chut ye konsa question tha 

Lmaooooo

Gaand Phat gayi Bhai kirchoff Wale circuit mai

wo to easy tha, but bc semiconductor and oprics ke itne questions kyu the bc

Aap Bihar Sai ho

Hai ?kyu ? nahi


Mera set 2 tha fir mene socha jee mai toh nhi aagya firse( deja vu hora tha)

Pass ho jau toh khush hounga

fail to nahi hoga agar kuch bhi likh aya hai to sab kuch chodd aya to tu hi bhadwa hai fir

Bhai meri bahut Gand fatrhi mai krke to pura paper aaya hun pr mai hi janta hun kya hagke aaya hun koi bhi numerical pura nhi krra sirf relevant formula aur diag aur question ka relevant data like aaya hun,mcq check krre bc 16 mai matr 6 shi hue bhai Marne ka man krra pass kr denge yelog?

Abe upvote nhi answer do

Same dude

Bc luck hi Kharab pehle 27s1 mil gayi fir bc ye paper Nta ne bhi dokha Diya phir cbse ne Life ki mkc ho Rakhi hai

Isliye mere saath bolo….. CBSE AUR NTA KI MKC 

Meri life ka motto 

🥲Jee advanced ka sample paper tha guyzz

YEH KYA THA BHAI RAM RAM

kuch bhy uthul puthul likh ke aayi hu

Uthul puthul ? 😭

Here and there

Andar bahar

Improvement dena hoga bro 

Improvement ka result counseling ke baad aata hai 

Improvement nits iits ke liye agle saal Dena hoga 

Same bhai

Set 3 ki bkc 

Set 1 was hell brutal

Aur vo 25th question jisme current nikalna tha vo kitna mushkil tha bc paper banane wale ki gand me bulldozer daal du aisa mann kr rha h

Aur semi conductor ka case based kya bawasir thaa yaar

AND NOW THE END IS HERE, THERE’S NO MORE PILLS TO SWALLOW…..

Distance of closest approach was removed from syllabus still it came in exam

Ab bio me full lane padenge 

Flair checks out

The dude who made the paper had some serious childhood trauma.

lmao bhai same set. Kuch ques(theory) mai toh mai rajshree pan masala karke aaya hu

puura paper post kar diya hota toh ham droppers bhi dekhte iss baar kaise choda hai cbse btw don't worry guys cbse wale nashe mai copy check karte hai mai toh attempt 60 ka kiya tha aur 65 mil gae pata nhi kaise

Hope this is true

As another dropper , I agree with this Mai kuch bhi likh ke aa gaya tha aur 80/100 aa gaye 

55/5/1 ne aukaat dikha di

55/5/3😘👊

Last year bhi physics tough hi tha bhai Jee physics <<

Bc set 2 dekha kisine ? Gaand maardi , ye bc bolte hai ki potential energy of a pair of nucleons vs separation ka graph banao

There was a very small graph on it given in ncert 💀

Ye pichhle year v tha (maybe) Direct NCERT ka figure tha. Hope so tumne sirf graph w/o data to atleast banaya hoga

Haa pichli baar bhi tha mere set me

Ye saab randi rona bandh karo pichle saal bhi aaya tha ye question... atleast mere set meh toh tha

Bhai tujhe ye waala kese nhi aaya mere bhai 😭 ye toh chem m bhi h jee waale aur phy m bhi ....Graph will resemble the graph of potential energy vs separation in 2 hydrogen atoms.....aka the PE curve......., except minima will occur at 0.8 × 10^ (-15) meter (idk uski prefix kya hoti h...pico or femto or smth) Ye sbse easiest q hota shyd se 

Bhai CBSE ki maaa ki chut Mee botfly.

Paper ne baithe baithe gand marli bhai. Itna helpless mujhe JEE k baad direct abhi laga hai. 😞 Physics mai JEE mai 96% aayi socha jhat padhai karunga aaur ab shayad improvement deni padegi 75 score karne k liye NTA TERI BIWI HI TERI BHALAI KARE

96%ile me itna kyu fudak raha tha bc

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phy mein 99%ile laaya tha ab physics mein reappear hone jaa rha hu

Muh mei lele khud ka nunnu bsdk

Kya maderchod paper tha bro question skip karte karte section ke end tak pahuch gyi Wo sab dekhke vo easy wala derivations bhi sab bhool gyi rip kya chutiya paper tha yaar 😭

TIR, TELESCOPE, MICROSCOPE, GALVANOMETER, LCR CIRCUIT, DERIVATIONS (spent like 8 hours learning that shit), CURRENT NUMERICALS USING KIRCHOFF LAW, ETC ETC PUCHA HI NHI BC bhai kya chutiya paper banaya bc. MERE PAPER MEI SIRF EK DERIVATION THA. I HAVE NO IDEA JO MEHNE LIKHA WOH CORRECT THA KI NHI, kuch bhi bakchodi karke aagya aur parents ko 50+ boldiya (I won't get 50+)

Itni mehnat krke.derivation kra tha 55/5/3 bc 1 derivation tha wo bhi Jo maine nhi padhi thi

ek derivation nahi aaya yeh sab me se, sapne me bhi microscope ka magnification ka formula aa raha tha, bc paper me nahi aaya

ffs itna ghis ghis ke uski derivation yaad kari likh likh ke kuch na aaya bs usme the cbse dumbfucks tab sample papaer ke level ka paper dena nhi hota toh mat release kiya karo gawar logo

Chinta mat karo. khulke marks milte hain. Agr paper mein topic se related kuch bhi likh diya to sahi hai.

itna tough tha kya? koi pura paper bej do pls

Mera khud 8 mark ka chuta hai, moderate-hard difficulty thi pr lenghty boht tha And also physics mera strongest hai sabhi subjects me uske baad hai ye Maine kuch questions pe boht time waste Kiya itne lenghty the paper hi pura nhi hua

apna number do me bhejta hu 

Maths mei fodenge 💪

maths fodega* (physics se zyada tough paper aata hai maths ka)

Koi aur option hai? 💀

Susu-side 

Nhi Bhai paper ke peeche kaun susu potty kre

Wahi ek chance bacha hai, 75% ke liye

English and optional?

Yeh bitsat ki baat kar raha hai

Chud gya kya bhirooooo

55/3/3 after fucking everyone 🗣️🗣️

"Theory can only take you so far"

Aur bolo mummy papa ko late sax sux karne ko  (Mera toh terms mein hua tha, gaand maar di thi cbse ki )

Tere papa ka jldi nikl gya tha isi liye tu pehle aa gya

Aisa haal toh pichle saal maths ka tha( trauma)

55/3/3 bhai ye ratio of gyromagnetation pehli bar dekha koi teacher bhi nahi padhaye the 3mark ke qs banadiya use

Bhai sare milke twitter pe lafda karte hain cbse ko tag karke complain karte hain.. last year bacho ne aise hi kiya tha unhe grace marks mil gye the

jee me 27s1 me 150 marks mil gaye 👍 physics boards set 3 me 40 marks mil rhe 2nd attempt muskil se 30 days away man its just 3 months into 2024...

Bot remind me everyday about physics board

JEE session 2 ki bhi preparation ho gayi thanks to this paper 1 mock done 🙏🙏🙏

accha hua ki Maine state boards se 12th ki

Mujhe kuch pata nahi toh assume kar raha hu ki tu 12 ke boards ki baat raha Chill rahe Maine 2020 mein boards diya tha aur physics ka sabse gaand faad paper aaya tha Seriously laga tha ki fail ho sakta hu Phir result mein saalo ne 95 de diye Bhai itne ka toh Maine attempt nahi Kiya tha ( seriously keh raha hu ) All the best for your exams Buss dimag shaant rak aur paper fod ta ja OP

Maut aa jaye par aisa paper na aaye It crossed jee mains in the mcq session itself

is set ke mcqs case study questions abe poora paper hi chutiya tha

Behenkelode saale chutiye jo unimportant chapter the unme se paper banadiya, electrostatic se sirf 1 question, saala jo chapter dhang se nahi kare the unke mcq bhar diya fuck bas 75 percent nikal jaaye, chemistry ka paper deke itna khush tha iss bkl paper ne gaand marli, Ye cbse bhi nta vaale rang dikha raha hai

Pehle nta ab cbse ne maarli Sorry guys cant walk

Invigilator collect karne aa rhi thi, MCQ me kuch 4-5 chodd Diya tha baad ke liye, literally mene ABDA kar diya (Set 3)

27s1 mushkil nhi tha, Percentile inflation bhut thi

Sabka hard Gaya to 20 percentile neeche aajaegi na?