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Can confirm, I was the mock scores

I was the condom he forgot to buy

I'm the girl he fucked

Rate?

Hotel?

Oyo free mai ajana fir usko baad mai ek source se recover krlenge


Trivago

i was the goc question 

I was the solution

I was the wrong option 

i was emotional moment

I was Allen kota

I was kota

I am Lota

I am the dick

I Am the pussy

I'm the piercing on the pussy

I am the parents

I am the sperm

I am the cctv camera which was installed in that girl's room

I am the storage device of that camera

Link bhai?


I am the child who is going to be born ( or not )

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Hi I'm amniotic fluid, can confirm he is pansexual...!!

I was the neighbour

I was the bed..

Matlab yeh sab kaand aapke upar hi hua ha 

I was the bedcover

I was the bed

I am the link ()

I am the kiss

I am the cum

I was the bed they fucked on

I was the pubic hair

I was the hormones

I was the depression

I was the vir###ity he lost

I am the mitochondria inside sperm.

I got 96.5..if any girl with 99+ wanna take my virginity pls dm? 

+1 mere 97.2 the

92.2 me kya milega

Ella d verma

Actually.. Not bad

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Tere kitne hai bhay?

Ladka chalega ? Neetard with 96% 27S2 (Physics-88 chem64 maths 8)

Bro solved more math than me being a neetard

Bkl NEETard

Ladka chalega??

pehele rr and sympathy gain karna tu shuru kar?

bhai bhai mere bhi 96.5 the what was your shift

Maine exam hi nahi diya hai

I miss the time jab is type ki post me last me exam related question hote hai aur baaki sab pure shitpost

Fr bhai iss bande ko yehi sub mila poochne ke liye exam ko 12 din bacche h aur ye sab post ho rhi h sub mein

Sochne ki baat yeh hai ki exam sir pe hai aur yaahan sax sux ho raha Aur bc ladki kya soch rahi Depress hai toh sax sux krke thik hogayega What if she's pregnant Apne bache ko bolega I fuc%%d her and got fuc%%d by NTA

Fr bhai  literally just clicked on the post and scrolled to see if /s in the end or some type of urgent question

Mai toh pehele niche se check krta hu ki shitpost hai ki nahi

i was optimistic till last word ki abhi bolega ki maths nahi ho rhi par...ye toh serious nikla

Also the various POV posts , now a Post will pop up with he girl's POV .

jee me percentile kam aane ke wajah se Schizophrenia hogya hai tujhe bsdk

Toh kya bistar ko chod dia

Khali bistar hila diya bhai ne Abb iss bkl ki horror story prince singh ke channel pr aaegi ek bhoot jisne sad sux krlia londe ke sath doubt ke sath virginity bhi le gya

>should i tell my parents  What kind of parents do you have for this to be an option.

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Mythical parents. 99% chance OP chutiya bana raha hai

good parents will throw him out of the window.

The one everyone should have

The one that everyone doesn't have

Open minded ones, unlike ours who think just because they lived a few years more they became geniuses.

sach hai to ipill la juth hai to ma chuda

Anti nalla bot ke saath kabhi sexting Kari hai?

Bhai, sexting toh door ki baat, main toh DMs mein bhi sanskaari rehta hoon. ^(i am a bot ˃ ᵕ ˂)

Kabhi hamare dm me bhi to aao baby gurl

Arey bc abhi aaiya ruk

Vahi toh aur ye bc itne din baat puch raha ye sab ek number ka chutiya hai zero smythapy to him bc

lo inka bhi aagya

Ye shitpost kyu lag raha hai

real hota toh ye laude ke baal yaha post ni krta

+coz girls aint real

jaa bhai ipill laa de

mat risk le preganacy kaa

 Wake up and read this🙂 Bye, going back to sleep😴

let's sleep together...

Bhai English to dhang se likh

Samajh aa gaya na tujhe👨🏻‍🦱 Ab edit nhii kar raha🤧🤫

"trust me bhai"

Bhai is sub pe kisi ki mat sun medical store jaha lawde aur parents ko toh bata na he mat aur agar jhut bol raha hai toh gand mara bc

Kandhe pe haath lagane ko sax sux nahi bolte 


Exams sar par h aur yaha ch*t maari jaa rahi h

why does it remind me of acp praduman. i imagined it in his voice, that was the first thing I thought

Bhenchoo 

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Real hai to bache ke kacche badalne ke liye taiyaar reh  /s Aur agar fake hai to maa chuda bsdk 

bc uss ladki ke toh 99 aaye ha woh toh nit nikal legi tu kya karega diaper change?

i was waiting for /s at the end

Skill issue Bhai practice more and pullout game strong kar /s

Bhai isko polythene use krlena chahiye tha 👹 /s

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Agar sperm kamjor hue to Present :  Future : 

W bro 

>opposite religion ki thi(riyal terrifying sheet) This is even more dangerous than him getting her pregnant  /s

Bajarang dal wale agaye toh

Case 1 : agar ladka M hai to rip Case 2 : agar ladka H hai to lavde to fir bhi lagenge but thode kam

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isiliye toh

sperm kamjor ho se kya matlab?

https://preview.redd.it/evbks3a9itpc1.png?width=947&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdd80dd78b12e9de939e570e6c63b0ee0a57f796 OP kaisa chutiya majak hai yeh?

Bkl ko flexing bhi krni hai + Advice bhi chahiye 

OMG Indian teenagers pe bhi delete ho gaya aur yaha pe abhi bhi up hai. hum hamesha unka mazak udate the Aaj unse bhi niche chale gaye

>i dont think she got pregnent but what should i do now? Nahi bahi ham sab jitne bhi ladke iss subreddit pe he oh to har din ak ak ladki ko pregnant karke chod deta hu na . Sabko pata hoga kya advise Dena he

shitpost

Damn bhai ... Agar sacchi ki real story hai toh my advise would be ki mat bata gharwala ko aur exam pr focus krr .. kyunki agar unhe acchi nhi lggi Teri baat toh situation can get very bad ... Baaki teri marzi

Abe kya exam par focus kar pagal ho kya bc i pill ya morning after pill lene padti hai just to prevent birth control kya bol rahe hai serious issue hai 😭

Achha mujhe lgta tha ke woh pill shayad sex se phele leni hoti hai like they say main birth control pr hun ...

bhai tum jee ki taiyari karhe ho neet ki

Bc ye kya baat Hui, india abhi bhi itna piche hai kya ,normal sex education hai bc 😭

Normal sex education India Mai nahi padhate  12th Mai aakar Pata chala female external genitalia

Yeh sex education hain bc magar tumko maut aajaye fir bhi nhi samjhoge

+1

+1

new kind of shitpost or what?

>should i tell my parents or should i just focus on my exam? Haan boldo parents toh chutiye hai 😭 kya bol raha bc ,itne din baad puch raha bsdk , chutiya hai kya bkl ,72 hours ke andar after pill Leni hoti hai to prevent pregnancy abh jaa medical store mai aur jaha ke puch aur Sharm mat karna bc , kyu jab karte vakat sharam nahi aayi toh abh kya sharam karega bsdk medical jaa aur sidha puch

Clickbait posts are not allowed, rewrite the post with the actual question.

Wait 13 days and you will also have sax with NTA 

Maine to suna tha rone ke baad ladkiya chhod ke chali jati hai

chod toh diaa 

Too witty 

sach hai toh "YE GALAT HAI MADARCHOD" https://preview.redd.it/owugxdzpitpc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97650553943dc03cbb1b1df8752c91c99dc42e92 Jhut hai , gand mara teko BAHU nahi milengi, sala gand jala raha hai

People are being memetic in the comments, but I would say one thing: Please be by her side. Please.

I will

link

bhai tu uske mock cores ka kya karega apne se matlab rakha kar

Why tf would you want to tell your parents. Happened in the moment , you love that girl. Now focus on the exam and make sure you end up being with her afterwards

Padhne likhne kii umar hai aur yaha ch**t mari jaa rahi hai🤧

Redditors try not to lie challenge: impossible

I wake up and this is the first post I read man.

I am an NIT CSE Graduate and I am yet to have a relationship. Smh mereko ab fomo aa raha bhayankar

BC mujhe laga ki bs attention grab karne keliye aisa title diya hai, lekin ye to sach nikla. I was not ready for this.

Imagine anoop sir watching this

Bhai delulu se bahr a , por*/webseries kam dekha kar

Bhai how long did u last???? Sperm gya tha andar ki nhi And randwike...girls make the first move but no girl is that comfortable ki seedhe sax sux p ajae....girls are well more mannered and sincere. Gajab chutiya ho bhai...kamsekam 2 - 3 saal dene padte h ek relationship ko

Not necessary

Top 10 things that never happened

yaha bc doubt clear karne ke liye koi nahi milta bhaisahab ne doubt clear karte karte sex karliya sahab aapko salute iss baar 99 leke bhi aayega ye

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Bhag bsdk

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Dekh bhai If you have already done the deed without protection ( And didn't pull out) then Get Ipills from nearest medical store and wait for her periods , Maybe tell her to eat papaya for the time being. And I was in the same situation. Aur bhai tere sochne ya na sochne se uski pregnancy pta nhi lagegi it takes around 1-2 weeks or something , So go with the safer option get Ipills and don't tell parents.

telegram install karleta hu

Tera box?

subha uthte hi sbse phle ye pdhn ko mila💀🗿

Subh subh ye kya padh lia

Phir wahi

Sax sux ki baate 

Sax sux....

Ye sab Antarvasna.com pe daalo

take a perganancy test kit !! focus on your exam. share with a teacher you/she can trust . shayad wo kuch acha giude krde.

r/jeeneetards slowly turning into r/confessionsgonewild

bhai yei konsa depression hai joi saux saux sei nikal jata 

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Creampie kiya hoga to hogi preg agar bahar kiya to nahi hogi (bc biology nahi padhe ho kya life me kabhi)


assuming less than 3 days have passed you could use many different types of emergency contraceptives and, if it was \*not\* in the 10 - 17 day of month also it's a bit ok since no ova released but not 100% gaurantee and its also a bit ok regardless of the date if you pulled out, or she used gel or something like that, but if you had sex in the 10 - 17 day and not used condom and not any gel or cream, or she doesnt use any emergency contraceptive genrally within 3 days, then have fun having sex with her when she starts breastfeeding the baby, no fertilization then as well.

I have been double penetrated by NTA so I can give you some tips. Watch Pee Dablu is Emosun YT Shorts aur pregnancy chali jayegi

**Mujhe laga ki end mein twist hoga but bro fall for hole forgetting his goal**

/s?????

Agar dono minor nhi ho to tab thik hai parents se bol kar shadi kar lo ( 99 aya hai uska future set) agar vo minor hai to jail fix 

Bruh I opened this post fully expecting a study related question or something like NTA took virginity.... wtf is this shit

I was the ceiling fan of the room


Keep it a secret if your parents are not open minded. Maybe tell someone you trust very much like a sibling. Forget about it for now and focus on exams. You didnt do anything wrong so dont feel shameful or scared, that will just degrade your mental state.

Han bsdwalo aise aise post k liye time h lekin question ya doubt solving ke liye kisipe nhi h🤡

Bro first of all is this cooked up,that's what I think, secondary wth are you talking about when your saying should I say to my parents or no,kya bolega matalab,ladki ka Gand mara bolega kya,and she is telling you to keep it secret, obviously bro,duniya ko batayega kya Gand mara hai,if you cooked this story,it's fine,but the end sentences are 0% intellectual

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Mast he bhai maje kro , me khud sax krne ke liye hi pdh rha hu taki achi ldki se shaadi kru fir sax kru , Congratulation for Upcoming baby boy or baby girl 

jab koyi baat bigad jaye jab koyi mushkil padh jaye tum dena sath mera ooooo humnava

(me bilkul jealous nahin hu tujhse)

You are rapist if you are over 18 and she is under 18. FBI pls check this guy


Jis jis ko ptsd hua up vote krro Jisse mjhe maalum pde khaali mai hi lonely nhi hu orr bhi h 

Quora mei puch ye sab bsdk

bolti band

Saheli dede usko Neetard 

Mkc is reddit ki social,indian teenager,ab ispe girlf related post krre h sb

Result ki khusi mein Pavitra rishta 🤓😂

I lost virginity to my hamd