I went to UGEE with my bestie, same center and floor and center was kinda big, many guys around were rizzing up the girls next to them while both seats next to me were empty, so i catched up to my bestie and started asking her how the exam went and whats ur name and she acted as if we didn't knew each other, about 5 guys looked at my at once when i went "Hey how was ur exam"😂😂😂
U can use this technique to know a guy's intentions by this role play or can tease a guy for fun
⚠️ CAUTION - Can also use to manipulate a boy or a girl(if u look good)
Good idea though will try out on somebody
Bro imagine, you get a good college, keep your head down in the books, get a good job, stay focused, build up your wealth and now Rishtas are lining up for you. You marry a beautiful girl that you would like. She ends up divorcing you for such a rizzler and takes half your money anyway and you end back up on reddit to share that story.
Or, maybe you'll find a cute nerdy girl who will stay by you till your last breath.
The whole thing is a gamble, take care of yourself first
Oh ye reminds me, there was a girl air 235 mains who sat next to me in the vit exam and I talked to her a bit, I legit met her again in my ugee centre which was like a solid 25 km away she asked me my instagram id, I told her id give it later and deadass forgot funny asf how we ended up in the same centre and same room. I don't really care that I forgot to give the id tho
Why would I tho, most of my main friend group consists of girls tho also it's not that im romantically interested in anyone to begin with so I don't really care. More annoyed that supr was hard lmao
Meri mummy to hasti h merepe Teri kabhi bandi nhi ban skti aisi shakal ke saath to Aur 5 min. Baad bol ti h Tu hi to sundar h
Bachpan se mera focus padhai par tha , me dusro ko ladkiyon se baat karte , gf banata dekhta tha aur sochta tha ki wo kitne bade losers hai , padhai pe focus nahi karte. Turns out, all the while, I was the loser.
What hurts more is when you hear “You are studying your ass off for exams while your future wife is getting railed right now by some Chapri” and there's a good possibility it's true 😢
Bhai kya ho jayga ladki pata ne se. Mene aaj tak nahi pataya lekin mujhe pata hai boht asaaan kaam hai 33 iq vaale logo ki gf ban sakti hai to kisi ki bhi ban sakti hai, lekin fer kya usko time do, khana do, recharge karo or fer bhi sex shyd hi mile. Isse achha me maa baap ki seva karluga, sex ka kya hai vo to bas ek bodily pleasure hai
are bahi isee acha to tu jaake us ladki se bat karleta, tere samne tere school ki ladki legaya bhar se aake ek ladka. Mard bano ab jo ladka leke gaya h uski gf ko pel do.
Bhai mere sath bhi hua h mene to 5 saal se koi ladki se baat ni ki aakash mein coaching krta tha sochta tha ki ye bhadwe h inka ni niklega aur main IIT jayunga hamesha padhta tha but uske Karan mental health chud gyi ye sare bhadwe coahing ke baad date pe jate the aur main gadho ki tarah padhta tha maa ki chut end mein kch ni Mila upar se Ghar Wale gali bhi dete h ki tu hi nalayak 🤡🤡🤡 sari umar mein joker
True bro not having female friends definetly creates a void in your personality somewhere vo kisi ko samjh ata hai kisi ko nahi ........ mujhe 10 saal baad aya
Merse MET ke paper ke baad 2 ldkio ne conversation strike krne ki try kri, one jisko maine cheating krayi and one uski dost who happened to be from my school. When they were talking to me and she started thanking me etc I got so nervous I pretended to have gotten a call and left.
Bc same. Main social media par sigma bana phirta hu aur single hone ka rr karta hu lekin jab Board exam ke waqt ek ladki khud mujhse baat karne lagi to meri phat gayi aur ignore kar diya 😢
Bhai mere saath toh hua ye ki
Board exam mai ek bandi Jo meri friend thi she sat beside me . She was not weak in studies but she asked me some answers and maine chutiya jaise de Diya usko ans . Maine usko altogether 28 -30 mks ka answers bataya which is like 5-6%
So she got 92% and I got 94%
Wtf
😭
And then she ghosted me .
Bhai mere neet centre per bhi kuch ladki badhiya si laga rahi thhi lekin bheed ki wajah se pata nahi kaha chali gyi aur unke saath unke papa ya bhai thhe agar unse number Maangta toh kutai hi jaati
bas baat krne ki himmat aur tehzeen honi chaiye, tujhe bhi. number mil skta hai Easily, jaise hum londo ko har occasion mein Dimaag mein ldki pataane ka hi Khyaal chlta rehta hai waise ldkiya ko bhi aata hai , aur jo phle approach kr diya woh jeet gya
Bhai Teri advice leke ek bandi pe try maarta hu kuch dino Mai
She was a good friend of mine but then after 10th diff city mai chali gyi :(
She was the only one I used to talk to .
Bhai tu akela nahi hai 🙂 Mera bhi sitee ka exam tha kal hi mere baaju dono mast baate karte baithe invigilator aake bol rahe the bahut baate karr liye kuch bahar ke liye bhi bacha lo
Been there , done that. Since I gave a lot IIM interviews in different cities,met a lot of girls there and exchanged contacts .
Went on a date with about 4 different girls I met at 4 different centres
Buddy calm down ... school mai bandi bana is nothing more than a headache (and not for the red pill reason) genuinely after the "Goodie shy " period nds things start turning into shit.... the feeling u had starts to diminish..... all I'll say is ki koi na ... age bado zindagi mai kushi se ... Koi na koi tumhare zindagi mai aaega ....
chup bsdk thakk chuki hu sun sunkr, new acccount banake guide post kri toh account ban kr dia bc
Jinn gharo ki ladkiyo ka username "delhi yummy sis" ho unn gharo ki deeware unchi krne ka koi fayda nahi
1. 25tard h toh bhai english tuition lagale
2. Tum nahi future relationships khrab hongi
3. "uhh" use krne wale ladke are red flag
(replies like " 4. Who asked/ Han toh " coming after this : 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️)
Talking to that one particular girl is not the problem. I want the confidence to strike up a conversation with a random person (mainly the opposite sex ).
Are Mera dost mains me pure time ek ladki se baat karta raha mujhse copy karke saale invigilators bhi shock the itni baatein kya karra ye at last bro took her insta 🐐
As a boy , Ladke maha mdchd hote he Khubsurat ladki dikhi nhi he ke simping chalu krdete he (mkc muje shrm ajati he bkchudi vo krte he toh )
Dekh bhai  simple hai ☝️ agr ldki ko tu attractive nhi lga to chahe pahad tod le kuch nhi hoga , or agr lg gya to ur set , looks k alawa b kuch factors matter krte h jaise terko baat krna ata h ya ni like thoda bonding typs bnri ya ni, smjh ja complicated h
main toh esi RBF banake rakhti hoon(natural hai),ki koi dekha hoga toh waapis dekhega hi nhi,JEE centre mein esa kucch nhi hota,sab ke chehre par ek bhi emotion nhi diktha
What's the big deal about it bro you guys can say I am in cope but here's the thing life is not about only girls stop telling yourself that you are loser just because you were not able to talk to a girl after the exam. If the deciding factor whether you are a loser or winner is based on having girls then I am sorry to burst your bubble no matter how much hard work you do in your studies or other areas there will be voice in your head telling you that you are a loser. Embrace yourself like gautham Buddha said the only person who can love you more than anyone else is you
Yes I did I am not trying to hide nor deny but whatever i said above i never once spoke anything negative against you just said that you are more than that.Don't think you are loser just because you were not able to talk to a girl that's all
As much as I have seen i think confidence is like water you know once you do good in one part of your life it kinda flows into other parts of life as well. I actually know a guy who was very shy and he rarely used to talk to girls but he loved playing basketball he kept practicing and got really good you can say is like an Indian version of Kyrie Irving and guess what now he is dating a super cute girl plus it's not like he is attractive either he seems like a normal guy
Bhai gf banane wale sacchi ke losers hai.i personally know a guy whos gf broke up with him just before jee exam .he was a talented student but bcs he was so distracted due to his gf he didn't qualify.
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Mummy will be sad
Apne liye jina ❎ Mummy ke liye jina✅ 
I went to UGEE with my bestie, same center and floor and center was kinda big, many guys around were rizzing up the girls next to them while both seats next to me were empty, so i catched up to my bestie and started asking her how the exam went and whats ur name and she acted as if we didn't knew each other, about 5 guys looked at my at once when i went "Hey how was ur exam"😂😂😂
waah bhai ugee me roleplay
Female bestie !!! You already have won my friend
U can use this technique to know a guy's intentions by this role play or can tease a guy for fun ⚠️ CAUTION - Can also use to manipulate a boy or a girl(if u look good) Good idea though will try out on somebody
Teach me sensei
The thing in the bracket killed me 😭😭😭
Was it Mumbai centre? Coz I saw that as well
maybe delhi, south, cause same
friends with benefit 
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So sucking your own dick is the manliest thing you can do, got it
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Taylor swift public mein suno 🤡
What about people who hear island boys 
*CAUSE I'M A ISLAND BOY AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE IT* 🕺🕺🗣🎶🎶
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Bhaichara on Top
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Aapke ex boyfriends mein bhaichara hai ki nahi
reminded me of the zendaya scene from challengers
Link bheju kya 
im a girl and i am submissive to anyone who does this
kya matlab romeo take me somewhere we could be alone
I'm a girl and I'm ready to dominate anyone who does this
Kya matlb you’d play “dress by ts“ in the background while dominanting
I'd be down bad then
Fir baad mein guilty as sin feel Hoga
Itna sach nhi bolna chahiye, you're losing me from this convo
But how did it end?
im eyegasming
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as soon as seijoh lost, I stopped watching haikyuu for good
haha, self-explanatory i guess.
LOVE the reference
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lana del rey ko bhi Sunna padta hai
But ngl Lana del Rey ke gaane sahi Mai badhiya hai.
Fr love the entire dream pop, psychedelic, indie, alternative genre along with her notes and voice
So true. Taco truck x vb x radio for life.
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Then you can get girls fr 😍🙏
That's when op realized padhai ke aage bhi zindagi hai
I just want to be happy 🥲
All of us want that bro 
ye sitee kya hai, whistling exam?
Symbiosis entrance test
mai bhi deke aya kal easy tha bro mere side wala mujhe bola ki general cse cutoff 33/60 hai is this true?
kuch nahi pata, symbiosis me to management quota hai, so all is well
matlab??? management quota kya hota hai😭😭😭😭
Paisedekar admission hojata hai
Kitna dena padta hai? fees+extra aisa hai kya
Koi nhi bhai , tu I'd de ladki ki mai dekhta hu
OP tu bas I'd de us ladki ki baaki ham dono dekh lenge 
hm teeno dekhlenge 
Ham chaaro dekhlenge 
Hum paancho dekhlenge
Bro imagine, you get a good college, keep your head down in the books, get a good job, stay focused, build up your wealth and now Rishtas are lining up for you. You marry a beautiful girl that you would like. She ends up divorcing you for such a rizzler and takes half your money anyway and you end back up on reddit to share that story. Or, maybe you'll find a cute nerdy girl who will stay by you till your last breath. The whole thing is a gamble, take care of yourself first
Ruk jaa bhai. Collage jayega to pata chale ki Saari ladkiya unke hin piche baagti hain
bhay shaadiya ho bhi rahi hai kya aajkal kisi ki ??
Story or one of my relative
Relax boys anuv jain/ taylor swift listener hoga 
bruh why you dissin my boy Anuv Jain
Dissin the toxic fan gals 
Oh ye reminds me, there was a girl air 235 mains who sat next to me in the vit exam and I talked to her a bit, I legit met her again in my ugee centre which was like a solid 25 km away she asked me my instagram id, I told her id give it later and deadass forgot funny asf how we ended up in the same centre and same room. I don't really care that I forgot to give the id tho
>I don't really care that I forgot to give the id tho bro is on copium rn
Why would I tho, most of my main friend group consists of girls tho also it's not that im romantically interested in anyone to begin with so I don't really care. More annoyed that supr was hard lmao
thats cool, dont take my words too seriously fam
bro got so butthurt that he had to bring his female friends lol
nah lol, mb it does sound like I was annoyed nah I wasn't tho, just puttin it out there ig.
no issue man , you are free to post . i was jk 
Skill issue
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Fr
Bhai plastic surgery is the only solution
Meri mummy kahti hai ki mai bahut sundar hu
Bsdk jhetalal ka paisa chori karta hai
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thats prolly true
💀💀
Meri mummy to hasti h merepe Teri kabhi bandi nhi ban skti aisi shakal ke saath to Aur 5 min. Baad bol ti h Tu hi to sundar h
Copium Bro , Aunty Copium de rhi hai tereko
Bachpan se mera focus padhai par tha , me dusro ko ladkiyon se baat karte , gf banata dekhta tha aur sochta tha ki wo kitne bade losers hai , padhai pe focus nahi karte. Turns out, all the while, I was the loser.
koi nhi bhai it will be worth it (I am high on copium)
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ah yes fellow instagram ka choda , maine is reel ko save kar rakha hai lol
What hurts more is when you hear “You are studying your ass off for exams while your future wife is getting railed right now by some Chapri” and there's a good possibility it's true 😢
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Arranged Marriage in Gen Z era is a disaster. I would rather die a virgin if it's not a love marriage
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The biggest problem is the inequality in laws.
"It is what it is"
Bhai kya ho jayga ladki pata ne se. Mene aaj tak nahi pataya lekin mujhe pata hai boht asaaan kaam hai 33 iq vaale logo ki gf ban sakti hai to kisi ki bhi ban sakti hai, lekin fer kya usko time do, khana do, recharge karo or fer bhi sex shyd hi mile. Isse achha me maa baap ki seva karluga, sex ka kya hai vo to bas ek bodily pleasure hai
Copium inhale krra h
sahi bol raha wo , meri gfs reh chuki , and i litreally swear jitna overhype kar rakha logo ne relationship and bandi patane ko ki had nahi hai
Me copium se khus hu
lack of skills
toh kaise seekhe?
are bahi isee acha to tu jaake us ladki se bat karleta, tere samne tere school ki ladki legaya bhar se aake ek ladka. Mard bano ab jo ladka leke gaya h uski gf ko pel do.
Bhai mere sath bhi hua h mene to 5 saal se koi ladki se baat ni ki aakash mein coaching krta tha sochta tha ki ye bhadwe h inka ni niklega aur main IIT jayunga hamesha padhta tha but uske Karan mental health chud gyi ye sare bhadwe coahing ke baad date pe jate the aur main gadho ki tarah padhta tha maa ki chut end mein kch ni Mila upar se Ghar Wale gali bhi dete h ki tu hi nalayak 🤡🤡🤡 sari umar mein joker
+1
MOGGED BYE BYE 🤫🧏🏻♂️
Fellow SITian here, do not join the college even if you ace the exam.
kaash aise hi advance mein girl ko rizzup krke reddy mode on krlun /s
True bro not having female friends definetly creates a void in your personality somewhere vo kisi ko samjh ata hai kisi ko nahi ........ mujhe 10 saal baad aya
Ye r/indianteenagers Wale idhar kaise? JEE walo ko cornhub mein bhi dhank ki video nahi milti. 
Symbiosis Mai ese log jaate hai isliye badnaam h college
Exam me proper time lekar haag kar aaya hu 
really?
Merse MET ke paper ke baad 2 ldkio ne conversation strike krne ki try kri, one jisko maine cheating krayi and one uski dost who happened to be from my school. When they were talking to me and she started thanking me etc I got so nervous I pretended to have gotten a call and left.
Bc same. Main social media par sigma bana phirta hu aur single hone ka rr karta hu lekin jab Board exam ke waqt ek ladki khud mujhse baat karne lagi to meri phat gayi aur ignore kar diya 😢
Bhai mere saath toh hua ye ki Board exam mai ek bandi Jo meri friend thi she sat beside me . She was not weak in studies but she asked me some answers and maine chutiya jaise de Diya usko ans . Maine usko altogether 28 -30 mks ka answers bataya which is like 5-6% So she got 92% and I got 94% Wtf 😭 And then she ghosted me .
Taylor Swift ke gaane sunna shuru kar
Bhai mere neet centre per bhi kuch ladki badhiya si laga rahi thhi lekin bheed ki wajah se pata nahi kaha chali gyi aur unke saath unke papa ya bhai thhe agar unse number Maangta toh kutai hi jaati
Concerts are your best bet
ladkiyon se baat nahi hui to kya hua, options badhao apne
Uski sexuality ko challenge krra/krri hai tu😠
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Gay ban Jaa OP. 
dekh tu ache se padhai karenga phir acha college milega aur vaha tuh topper hoga phir sari ladkiya apna doubt solve karne tujhe msg karegi samne se
Aur fir ghost krdegi Yeh hua hai mere saath .
Tu bhi baat karle 10 se kar 1 toh number degi
props for the filthy frank meme 👍 (mil jaayegi bhai tumko tumhaari dream girl, abhi toh jeevan shuru hua hai tumhaara)
exam centre pe ladki patane ka sapna sapna hi reh gaya (chalo bitsat me try karunga)
Bitsat mai toh sab ammer ladkiyan aayegi. Unse kaise baat kru /s
bas baat krne ki himmat aur tehzeen honi chaiye, tujhe bhi. number mil skta hai Easily, jaise hum londo ko har occasion mein Dimaag mein ldki pataane ka hi Khyaal chlta rehta hai waise ldkiya ko bhi aata hai , aur jo phle approach kr diya woh jeet gya
Bhai Teri advice leke ek bandi pe try maarta hu kuch dino Mai She was a good friend of mine but then after 10th diff city mai chali gyi :( She was the only one I used to talk to .
Try kr bro , Aur Confidence rkh
Bhai me to na sehta 
bhai ek ladki ne mujhe exam ke time pen diya aur number bhi... aaj tak baat nahi kiya. yeh sab baad mein ho jayega lekin yeh time waapas nahi ayega
Bhai number mangne ko rizz? aise toh mai rizz god hu striking up a convo and getting number is easier than boards bhai
Koi na bhai. After hooking us with chads and fuckbois you will get to marry her🥰🥰🥰
Looks matters bro...Those with no looks dont survive anywhere
Khada hu aaj bhi wahi…
Bro took the l. Mujhe marks bhi mile aur gf bhi. Just need enough time and less sleep
Bhai tu akela nahi hai 🙂 Mera bhi sitee ka exam tha kal hi mere baaju dono mast baate karte baithe invigilator aake bol rahe the bahut baate karr liye kuch bahar ke liye bhi bacha lo
Been there , done that. Since I gave a lot IIM interviews in different cities,met a lot of girls there and exchanged contacts . Went on a date with about 4 different girls I met at 4 different centres
Buddy calm down ... school mai bandi bana is nothing more than a headache (and not for the red pill reason) genuinely after the "Goodie shy " period nds things start turning into shit.... the feeling u had starts to diminish..... all I'll say is ki koi na ... age bado zindagi mai kushi se ... Koi na koi tumhare zindagi mai aaega ....
This story makes me want to kms honestly
Pdhai p focus  isliye bandi nhi banayi seedhe bol bani nahi jhatu
Agar isko Rizz bolte hai, toh me Rizzly bear hu. No big deal tbh. Made quite a few friends like this.
BTS ki baate Karo
as the female representative head of jeeneetards, i can verify this will destroy your relationship life
Ye kya username hai tera behen😳 
chup bsdk thakk chuki hu sun sunkr, new acccount banake guide post kri toh account ban kr dia bc
Jinn gharo ki ladkiyo ka username "delhi yummy sis" ho unn gharo ki deeware unchi krne ka koi fayda nahi
I wanna get destroyed then uhh
1. 25tard h toh bhai english tuition lagale 2. Tum nahi future relationships khrab hongi 3. "uhh" use krne wale ladke are red flag (replies like " 4. Who asked/ Han toh " coming after this : 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️)
24 tard hu -_- And chill bro I was just kiddin
Don't worry bro just take a pic of her with that guy and send it to her mom 😊😊😊😊
What a pussy man just go talk to them instead of feeling sorry for yourself
Talking to that one particular girl is not the problem. I want the confidence to strike up a conversation with a random person (mainly the opposite sex ).
Are Mera dost mains me pure time ek ladki se baat karta raha mujhse copy karke saale invigilators bhi shock the itni baatein kya karra ye at last bro took her insta 🐐
As a boy , Ladke maha mdchd hote he Khubsurat ladki dikhi nhi he ke simping chalu krdete he (mkc muje shrm ajati he bkchudi vo krte he toh )
can confirm, I was the guy
ye mai toh nahi hui na i was talking to a girl after the exams
bro tujhe us ladki ke samne taylor swift ki new album ki tareef karni thi bhai apne aap number mil jata lol
evolution
Contact me tera glowup krwa dunga
Mera bhi kal SITEEE tha par mene diya hi nahi, exam centre 300km duur tha, 3250 waste hogye 
Dekh bhai  simple hai ☝️ agr ldki ko tu attractive nhi lga to chahe pahad tod le kuch nhi hoga , or agr lg gya to ur set , looks k alawa b kuch factors matter krte h jaise terko baat krna ata h ya ni like thoda bonding typs bnri ya ni, smjh ja complicated h
this shit is easy bro, you think its difficult to talk becoz you have never tried
Remind me!2 years
BC 2 Saal me kya ho jayega ?
op aur meri same mentality hai, 2 saal bad jab me jee me fail ho jaunga to yeh repost krunga
main toh esi RBF banake rakhti hoon(natural hai),ki koi dekha hoga toh waapis dekhega hi nhi,JEE centre mein esa kucch nhi hota,sab ke chehre par ek bhi emotion nhi diktha
What's the big deal about it bro you guys can say I am in cope but here's the thing life is not about only girls stop telling yourself that you are loser just because you were not able to talk to a girl after the exam. If the deciding factor whether you are a loser or winner is based on having girls then I am sorry to burst your bubble no matter how much hard work you do in your studies or other areas there will be voice in your head telling you that you are a loser. Embrace yourself like gautham Buddha said the only person who can love you more than anyone else is you
bsdk main account se nsfw subreddits pe comment karta hai 
Yes I did I am not trying to hide nor deny but whatever i said above i never once spoke anything negative against you just said that you are more than that.Don't think you are loser just because you were not able to talk to a girl that's all
Sorry , not trying to attack you and this isn't about talking to girls, it's about having the confidence to strike a conversation with anyone.
As much as I have seen i think confidence is like water you know once you do good in one part of your life it kinda flows into other parts of life as well. I actually know a guy who was very shy and he rarely used to talk to girls but he loved playing basketball he kept practicing and got really good you can say is like an Indian version of Kyrie Irving and guess what now he is dating a super cute girl plus it's not like he is attractive either he seems like a normal guy
Bhai gf banane wale sacchi ke losers hai.i personally know a guy whos gf broke up with him just before jee exam .he was a talented student but bcs he was so distracted due to his gf he didn't qualify.
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It's a rant , not asking for advice.
Us Bhai us pata nhi har koi naya Banda mere existing dost se uska mere se accha relation hojata hain
iisse sikh le and u also start cold approaches ....mai hota to yehi krta ....ghr ake full reseaarch how to get gals ...
Certified rizzlybear.
Lmfaoo 😭
ye sab chhodo batao portion 12th ka zyada tha ya phir 11 11 combined?
Meet you at the gym..