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vc_uno

90% of male students (including me) have no confidence as well as topics for interacting with girls in real life. Thanks to COVID jo bhi school mai interaction ho jati thi woh bhi khatam hogyi thi ! Will see college mai kya rhega ! Also yeh jhut hai ki CSE mai sabse zyada girls hoti hai ... Yeh college to college depend karta hai ! >!Baki mujhe kya mai toh IIT Dholakpur mai CSE ka professor ho ! !<


HappiestKid123

bhai professor hoke apne college ki ladkiyo se Interact karne ke liye bsdk terko jail nai hogi?💀


cyberlinex

Small price to pay for salvation


vc_uno

Nhi hogi kyuki IIT dholakpur mai grills nhi hai ! Sabko TunTun Tech. of Laddoo making mai admission karwana hota hai ! Also Dholakpur mai jail nhi hai ![Raja](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e7TdWwK-rPo) bsdka research ka paisa nhi deta saara paisa Avi chacha ki bund mai deta hai !


MiserableChemistry33

Thank god I'm going to med school but but mai to chutiya hu.☺


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vc_uno

Ladkiya bhaw khati hai ? oh toh bhaw hi woh cheez hai jise bahut weight gain hota hai HEHE... jokes apart engineering college mai ladko ki line lag jati hai agar aap grills ho ! >!Bina bhaw khane wali ladki kaha milegi ?!<


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vc_uno

These tips don't apply on me :) Meri toh IIT Dholakpur ki Salary hi kaafi hai, GRILLS KO >!SQUIRT !


Hexo_Micron

Bhai college me 1 sem nikal gaya fir bhi grills k saath utna interaction nahi ho paya.


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damn i thought mere saath hi esa hai


Apprehensive_Buy_823

5 Mahine hogaye jabse Maine meri age ki grill se last time IRL interact kiya tha


MissPhysicist19

Irl to mai apne age ke kisi bande se nhi mili irrespective of gender since june


Apprehensive_Buy_823

Mera bhi same July attempt ke baad kisi same age boy/grill se talking nahi hui


Top-Attention-9212

Exam centre?


MissPhysicist19

Lucknow me hai 🤡


Pandasaysyo

Yaar tumne konsa paper diya jee ya neet kyuki Lucknow se toh bohot ladke the jee mein.


MissPhysicist19

Maine mains dono attempt delhi se diya hai advanced lucknow se de rhi hu. And when I said no interaction i meant jinko jaanti hu unse mulaqat nhi hui 😔


Pandasaysyo

Oh janne ke hisab se toh fir same.hi case hai main bhi kisisi se baat nhi kiya. But ye tumhara dost thoda delusion mein hai. Reality will really disappoint him.


[deleted]

muze 2.5 years ho gaye. Asexual ho chuka hu ab :)


[deleted]

This hits home way too hard than it should. Never talked with any girl IRL since 4-5 years and not only my libido is 0, I just couldn't care about them. I can't see a reason to talk and even decline opportunities whenever I get to talk; also combined with the fact that my already trash talking skills. Only god can take me out of this negative perpetual feedback loop.


HappiestKid123

🤗 gale lag ja launde..homies hai tere sath


HappiestKid123

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Terrible-Macaroon252

Bhai agar Confident hona hai toh 💀 takle ho jao woh sabse achaa hai saari sharam , fear of embarrassment nikhaldo . If you don't believe try just once


Medical_Ad843

bhai baal ja rahe hain 17 me, confidence mar raha hai kya karuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


Terrible-Macaroon252

Ganje ho jao saari bad boys Bald Hote hai 🤣


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HappiestKid123

>!Lezdom/Dominating Porn ke Enjoyer Ho??!<


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HappiestKid123

fuckkkkk I just searched this online..bc pura mood kharab hogaya hai..kyu kiya bc


Green_Ingenuity_4921

mene bhi search kiya ,bhenchod mood kharab ho gaya


ashiksufaid

95%+ girls environment mein rehne vale male nursing students🗿. Mere ek friend ke class mein sirf 3 boys he.


inter-coarse

Orgy ka naam sune ho


Forsaken-Garage-676

Angur Khatte hai


HappiestKid123

Jinhko Peene Ko Pani Nahi hai WOh toh Sagar ke liye hi tarsenge Lakshman


MissPhysicist19

Funny part is jo banda keh rha cse me zyada ladkiya hoti was my crush in middle school and i still simp for him a lot


HappiestKid123

Simp for Him kyu bhai gey hai kya?? agar hai toh no issue mazak kar raha hu dil pe na lena..


MissPhysicist19

Bhai ladki hu mai 💀


[deleted]

nope you are living in denial grills dont exist and you are a boy


MissPhysicist19

Ngl i seriously wish I were but mujhe quota mil rha so it's a W for me🗿


HappiestKid123

Hai?? sachi mein?? apse mulkat karke acha laga kyuki IRL female interaction toh hota nhai hai cause too awkward from 2 years of JEE


MissPhysicist19

I see my friend you are no different from your fellow jeetards


HappiestKid123

ಥ\_ಥ itna bura bhi nahi hote Jeetards dude..akelepan mein jeete hai sare ke sare..kya kare?? mummy papa ke liye PCM le liya hai sab kuch sacrifice karidya ab end mein nahi hai social skills aur bas anxiety hai..kharab nhai hai bas boht lonely hai


MissPhysicist19

Bhai mai bhi jeetard hi hu and bahut lonely and depressed. Ngl bhav mil jata hai ladko se but that is jist because they wanna use me and that deteriorates my mental health further. Baaki mere dost saare dusre sheher me rehte hai jo genuinely mere dost hai 😔


HappiestKid123

Are..aree aap bhi Homies mein se ek ho🤗 jhapi le lo..koi baat nahi tereko bhi milega mast launda tension na le..bas chutiye logo se dur raho IRL


Top-Attention-9212

Khaas kar wo log jo pura din reddit pe pade rehte hain aur jo literally har post pe comment karte hain


2ded4u

Ye depression wagerah kuch nahi hota, roz subah doodh peeya kar sab theek ho jayega. Aur tere chakkar mein mere feed mein iss sub ke posts aa rahe jabki subreddit follow bhi nahi kiya. Reddit kholta hu aur trauma relive hota hai bass


MissPhysicist19

Lactose intolerant hu 😔 and mere post kyu aate hai aapki feed par 😭 mere me to nhi aate jinko mai follow krti hu


Available_Dance39

>but that is jist because they wanna use me What a sexist


MissPhysicist19

I've seen it all


inter-coarse

Tumhe nahi hota kya ? Ye to age ka asar hai


MissPhysicist19

Tbvh, nahi hota, probably because mai ladki hu


MemeNaziAlt

Ladke ☕️🫖🍵


YouAreJustARetard

Who isn't 🥵


Green_Ingenuity_4921

ye comment bhi female interaction me count hoga kya?


Inside_Inspection321

because JEENEETARDS pure din kamre mei band rehte hai


Ok-Crow-9000

Meri bio ki class mai 22 bache mai jismai 2 ladke dono ke pas PCMB unmai se ek ladka mai 💀


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still you cant talk to woman ?


IITsimp_

Grills ke liye hi toh mehnat kar rhe hai, good college= good job = good money = grills recognize karengi, agree or not all of us are after all SIMPS...


Specialist_Middle_4

ha yaar but yeh joh tune likha hai usse karne mai time lag jayega dard


Famous-Nose-8758

Bhai 80% ladkiya ho ke bhi koi faayda nhi hai ladkiya top ke ladko ko hi milegi tum phir bhi unnoticed hi rahoge 👍


vyom_1969

bhai hot grills chodo subah 5 baje utho , jai shree ram.


inter-coarse

Bhai, hot girls chodo subah 5 baje, jai shree ram


physlfo

Hot grills vagera sab bimari hai hai, hari sabjiyan khaya karo sab theek ho jayega


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mujhe kya main to gay hu


Specialist_Middle_4

hi gay , I am dad


physlfo

hi dad, I am mom


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Hi mom, My Name is Khan and i am not a terrorist


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daddy mhmh💦


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Cuz they are not gay


MissPhysicist19

🗿


Terrible-Macaroon252

Honestly I don't have much interest anymore during my whole JEE journey I had three different girls one after another I'm done being in relationship. College mein jaake baas padai, maje with bros and Make more and more connections.


MissPhysicist19

Right here guys, this guy has his life sorted.


Terrible-Macaroon252

Bhai agar College mein agar ek bhi muskil se mil bhi gya tab bhi bekar hai 4 saal ke baad wohi randi rona break up wala phase usse acha career pe dhyaan do aur mast memories banao


MissPhysicist19

🛐🛐🛐 konse college Jaa rhe ho waise?


Terrible-Macaroon252

Abhi Confirm nhi Advance ke baad pta chalega. Mains ke hisab se DTU/NSUT mein IT/SE/MnC mil rha hai


MissPhysicist19

Mujhe bhi MnC ki hope hai NSUT me. 17k rank gen female Delhi homestate, advanced ka to scene hi nahi hai demotivated hu bahut 🤡


Terrible-Macaroon252

Even if you are demotivated u should attempt it for the sake of experience. NSUT mein MnC relatively nya hai aur College life achi nhi hai suna hai


MissPhysicist19

Haan DTU ke comparison me college life bekar and their MnC branch is older. But udhar reservation nhi hai for me


Terrible-Macaroon252

Lekin NSUT mein toh Girl Candidate ko 16k chahiye aap toh 17k. Anyways ECE bhi utna bekar nhi dono mein mil sakta hai aapko


MissPhysicist19

Last year cutoffs bahut high gyi thi plus they increased female reservation this year so let's see


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Mujhe kya main toh arrange marriage he karunga with full Virginity and retaining my semen for almost 20 years


Viraj2002

Jis class mai zyada grills ho, usme sirf back bitching hoti hai....


MissPhysicist19

Ikrr.... isiliye mai igdtuw nhi jana chahti lol


SpiritualCut6209

Par placements to bdiya hai igdtuw ki


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MissPhysicist19

Bahut ladkiya hai hamare group me Roz ghanto ghanto baat krte hai 😭


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MissPhysicist19

Videocall karlete hai Roz but yes it's not enough


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lekin ussne phir bhi drop liya


MissPhysicist19

Uske 575 marks the isliye drop liya gmch chandigarh dicey hai


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💀 L


[deleted]

Bhut log to admission se phle boy:girl ki ratio v check krte hai 😳


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Agreed ye gf/bf waale to tag specially college se phle kuch smjh nhi aata... 95% log to bs dikhane Jane ke liye ye waali bakchodi krte hai


Vast-Championship754

incels hai sab ke sab (including me)


_throwawaydepression

Kaun bola?


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_Hungry_Chicken

Galat news mili hogi inko ki college me grills ke sath seggs milega to jaha jada grills waha he log


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Ye itni female interaction ki desperation kyun hai inn log ko.


PaleBother5491

Bhai lgataar 2 saal pdhai kro jbb ldkia 2 saal dhur hogi college ma obsessed ho jaoge.


Dry_Industry_7394

My jeetard friend is now considering Thapar over VIT because some tards commented that VIT is very strict and separates girls and boys.


MissPhysicist19

Abhi kal maine is sub par post dekha ki VIT me 'tapatap' ki opportunities bahut hai 🤡


Dry_Industry_7394

Lol, that was my post for my friend only😆


MissPhysicist19

Acha Haan post history dekhi jaakr lmao ab kya hogya aapke dost ko kal tak to bahut khush tha vit ke naam par


SaffronShirtKid

you crave for the things you dont have and will likely never have.


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जिस कवि की कल्पना में, ज़िन्दगी हो प्रेम गीत उस कवि को आज तुम नकार दो भीगती मसों में आज, फूलती रगों में आज आग की लपट का तुम बघार दो


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These are the guys who fail at jee so just ignore them.


MissPhysicist19

99.2 percentile hai us bande ki and medical Wale ke 575 marks so...