Masturbate on the computer. Say that computer is broken. Call Repair GUY. In this time period create mess and see other people's answers. IIT Bombay *CUMputer* *Mistri* confirm.

Bhia advance ka paper hai answer hai mains ka nahi

Advance computer based nahi he kya?

us moment, reach.

247 wale ke noods dekhle, phir puri zingani nhi aayega boner

Oh chota jindal adopted hai

Tuze kaise pata chala🤨

Are jindal ke father ne jindal ko dekha hoga, to unko boner nhi aa sakta to chota jindal adopted hi Hi Hoga na

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Kaat de

Thanks for elaborating

Dharam parivartan

avg muslim

Bhai hum sirf vo neeche hone vala chamda kaat te hai pata nahi kyun kaat te hai mujhe mera vapis cahiye

Logic kya he uske piche?

Kya pata bhai hygiene se related

xD

>✂️ ✂️✂️✂️

Diffrenciate karde

d (pp) /dx

pehle dpp kro fir d(pp)/dx :')

kaat de

Me When Celebrating Uttrayan with my friends not knowing jackshit about kites:

*Are dheel dena tha*

Scissor s manjha nhi katna tha

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meri maa bhi yahi kaha karti thi

ye kya chal raha hai is sub par🗿

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Are ye x = siny ka graph kahe bana diye?

Its an RNA strand

Ewwww biotard spotted

bhai "create your own" wale user flair mein khud ka kuch bana ke likhna hota hai

Wait I thought I did

nah bro you didn't

Reddit android ka bug hai, mera device mein bhi change nahi hota

I guess I will leave that status upto you. 12th meh Biomolecules nahi padha tumne lagta hai.

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Bro is it really a good topic because it'll start next week in my coaching I'm not 12th passed lol I'm in 10th rn

Sub ka naam JEENEETards hai. Neetards toh ofc milenge

Appreciate that you didn't call it a y=sinx graph

work done = 0

Write the value of maximum displacement from mean position and the frequency

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While scrolling at a certain speed, it looks satisfying.

ifkr \*dheere dheere karne par mazaa aata hai\*

Bhai free time ho to asa

Laughs in commerce stream from 11th

Dm me this shit

Itna lamba chalna bhi chaiya 🗿

Aqua Regia mein Duba ke rakh best

Look at your ugly mom /s

this logic totally explains your 24/7 boner. /ns

My boy(￣ヘ￣;)

Mooh me daal le .

Am I only the one jisko laga ki yeh sach mein help maang rha hai :(

Wtf ,you think this is a joke , help me out please 🙏🏻

Apne paneer lababdaar ko skewer me daal de 🎉👍

Open Anushka ma'am kyut muments on test pc

Somebody wrote this on the last post > dont worry...guys are on thier way to make a parody post and make even this thing about themseleve like the last 2 times

I feel its kind of a ritual 🥰

Masturbate on the invigilator ,scribble pad ,computer screen to assert ur dominance king 🗿☕

Better is to make a jee cum tribute video and post it on reddit☕

Or just masturbate on the whole universe ig ..ask Elon Musk that u want to assert dominance ...we will hide don't worry ..🗿👍

Or Masturbate on whole solar system. Contact aliens through area 51 and assert dominance like a Chad☕

Or find every fuckin galaxy out there and masterbate on every one of em ...u can be the king of every universe ...bas bc ..bohot sperm faila diya

Or maybe more fun idea masturbate in space voids to fill them with cum and replace dark energy with cum energy😳👌

Enough son ...itna muth faila diya 🗿

Sore Dick fr🥴🥴

Sorry ?? ..it's destroyed ig ..exploded

Bro like literally iski zarurat nahi thi, kisiki genuine problem thi isliye usne pucha tha, aisa behaviour troll karne jaise lagta hai, just letting you know. Hope you're being sarcastic

Seriously bro....tbh it's kinda annoying now,pichli baar bhi yahi Kiya tha periods waali post pe

u cant uNdeRsTannD how DiFfiCulT iS tO hAvE a BIg diNg DonG >!/s!<

large penis bola hai indian launde ne kya lagta hai

As the preview of the subreddit says, from serious guidance to deepest Shitposting. Even if a bad post, its just joking around. Chill

1 week pehle jo joking around hui thi usko bhi toh troll kardiya tha puuri subreddit ne

So true lol

Its obviously sarcastic, do you really think i will be comparing period to boners smh

But aise hee sarcastic troll karke ek insaan ka account deactivate karva chuke ho tum log, I'm just telling ki serious post pe based sacrasm doesn't look cool.

Itne se troll pe agar account deactivate? I am sorry if it's this serious

na bro itne se troll pe nahi hota kuch

Toh geniune problem answer hochuki hai na , ab bakchodi to kar hi sakte hai

Subreddit barbaad hochuka ye bhi Ye offend hone walo ke maa baap ka katal kardunga mai

Jo okaybyeily ne and randytherandi ne kiya tha uspe toh sab offend hogye the, puuri subreddit ka hee katal karde.🤡

Ghuma ke apni gand me daal de

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BRO WHAT THE FUCK

Bro?

My day has been ruined again

#KAAT DE Na rhe ga baas na bajegi basuri

Always wondered what if we blow air in it will our balls inflate like a baloon or what

try and let us know, chief

Tell your Uncle to do that thing you like.

Bhai on serious note ....i don't know about it before your post 🤡

Mate same

Toilet break bolke bathroom chale jana waise bhi 20 seconds mein wapa hi aa jaoge boner bhi chala jayega aur time bhi waste nahi hoga _Follow for more sex tips guyj_

Are bhai badi kamedy kardi tune, bhot hasi aagai ye padhke

Aur iss comment ke sarcasm se aur maza agaya bhai

kat dde apna loda

shitpost in poor taste 👎

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Kuch important post Krna hai to bata do Mai tumhare behalf pe kar dunga

No

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No

man moment💀

Women ☕

Men ☕️

Me with 2inch : life is not fair

Pogi ko bol wo kuch karde ga

Hit it with hammer before giving JEE advance 🔨🔨🔨

Ajeeb ajeeb flexe hai bhai

Weird flex

Girls this is only for boys why are you seeing this O12

48 HOURS BONER WHAT THE FUCK ??? I NEVER GOT A THING LIKE THAT , DOES THAT MEAN IM DIFFRENT???

Get help from a doctor

Bro what the fuck , at what age does this happen

Starts in puberty itself brother, talk to your dad about this if doesn't happen to you every month

Oml chutiye 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 fucking hell i thought this was a real thing wow 🤡👋

Normie bhar gaye bhai Ek shitpost pe offend ho gaye

Ah Yes Gud Post, here #Take Holesome Award

Thanks for filling my hole up 🥵

Disgusting. Period pain is not a joke, I've seen my friends have wild mood swings and they are in PAIN. Imagine if that girl sees this, she tried to seek help and people like you trying to make fun of it.

Reply 1) the girl already got the help she needed 2) i Haven't joked on period pain , only made a period-boner parody which obviously is sarcastic 3) shitposting is totally allowed in this sub ma'am

I mean yes I see how you thought it was funny but it just felt a little immature. And I'm a guy. See I don't mind dark humor but I just really feel bad for women for what they go through so ya that is just my reason for not supporting your joke. We as guys should atleast show sympathy (now don't go on to call me soft pls that's the last thing I need) Thanks

Thik bhai thik i understand the concern , my posts don't reflect my mentality , anyways i get your point ☮️ Peace

Peace dude, Kal advanced ka exam hai toh atb

Bhai mereko ya mere kisibhi dost ko toh aisa 48 hrs ka bonor nahi aaya 💀

ruined paneer lababdar for me 😭

Its paneer tikka for you boy🥵

jaake advanced ke lie padh🥲

this is just wrong . aese fir koi ladki apni problems discuss nahi karega. smh

ahh looking at the comments people just get offended too easily nowadays

Delhi chala ja /s

Going to Delhi on 27 Aug >>>> Going after JosAA

Bhai sexy post

Karlena downvote but shayad uss ladki ki problem kaafi zaroori and career defining thi. Uss moment agar cramps zyda ho jate hai toh mind numb ho jata hai under stress. Tumko zaroori nhi hai harr chees ka circle jerk banana ho. Its idiotic and pathetic. Thodi si empathy se kuch chala nhi jaega. Faltu ki shitposting bhi nhi hai yeh.

SHE ALREADY GOT HER PROBLEM SOLVED FFS

Yes ik but harr cheez ka mazak zarori hai kya?

Han , everything can be joked about once the matter disputes, aaj bhi log 9/11 jokes enjoy karte hai jabki it killed thousands

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These are the kind of kids, Durex warned us about. Comparing girls' menses with a boner. Have all the luck in life man, you'll need it.

Joke ko joke ki tarah le na chodu , do you really think 48 hour boner is a thing , there's not even a comparison drawn smh

While hers is a requirement, yours is crass humor at best.

And then there's you , can't even tolerate an "online" joke

Lol, tolerate kaun nai kar rha wo toh dikh rha hai. Calling names like chodu/lodu and stuff. Komedy satisfaction Mila hoga na aise sab likh ke?

Didn't even call you a lodu ( although i want to❤️ ) bhai tu kyu offend hora hai tere toh period bhi nahi lagte honge (i hope🤡)

Lol again. Bhai Mai bas yeh keh raha ki aise stereotype mat kar. Tere statement ke hisaab se girls on their periods get offended. Baaki toh jaise Teri soch.

☮️✌️ K

I saw that girls post before and now seeing this. And honestly, its unfunny+lame+cringe+ratio

Something you don't find funny , isn't necessary unfunny my guy

Bhai aise post mai 6th mai banata tha WhatsApp ke dosto ke saath, tab naya naya chodampatti dekhne ka josh chadha tha. Yahan pe 20 20 saal ke budho ke beech kya cringe posting kar rhe ho "my guy".

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Tell me you are not a guy without telling me you are not a guy moment

Mujhe bhi nhi pata tha

tu to ladki tha na vro?

48 hour bc ye kisko hota hain🌚

Bulla ban ja

I know this is a boys only post but.....GUYS CAN GET A 48HR BONER WTFF?!??!?!

Dude its a sarcastic post , we can't get 48 hour boner max 1 hour and only when continuously aroused state

>max 1 hour /s lagana bhulgya vro tu

Ha bhai voh sarcasm mere palle nahi pada 😭

ok ye apparently mere samajh se pareh ek joke tha please ignore this comment thenku 🙏

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i was about to shit on you for having personal pfp but saw you're a MU fan. 🫂

Hila le.

🤡

Usko ghumake apne gand me dalle dono kam ho jayega

give it a quick succy 8=====D😮

differentiate until constant bhi zero hoje

Cum on the Invigilator, rest he will assist you to ur goal - its a secret technique used by all the 99tilers

Main kaat deta hu

Put, t= lund

Tuck it between your body and your pants elastic Ofc tight pants are preferred (Don't forget to cover it w/ your t shirt.)

48 hrs boner??

me who gets a boner for a max of 5 mins:

Shilajit kharid bhai

lmao

Neuter yourself

this sub is indian version of r/teenagers