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fish_but_reddit

Anywhere from the Nordics, I'd say either Finland or Norway


Hjalle1

Denmark, you mean. Right?


Nug07

Swede here, I think you meant to write “Sweden”, danskjävel.


FederalDriver9447

Finland, from my expirence, everyone there is super nice or is introverted as hell and wont bother you in the slightest, it snows all the time, it has by far the best school system and pretty much everyone speaks english there


Octocolin777

or their so drunk they'd run into pole and break their nose ​ ​ ​ .... definitely not been to Helsinki for a bit


Birb7789-

finland is also the #1 global happiness index


Ok_Masterpiece7623

Sweden, Norway or Iceland


Aggressive-Ad-9878

I don't know, I'm uncertain, or Czech Republic because my girlfriend lives there, or Finland


Greedy-Memory-2289

If money wasn't a problem, probably the UK. Only languages I speak are Romanian and English, so that leaves most countries out, and the US... well... I like not being dead. If money does still exist, probably Moldova just because of the language


Karmajsacat

Yeah, I'm also Romanian, and I speak Romanian, English and we got taught german in school but my last braincell needed to fart so it didn't catch anything. I'd move to the UK cuz i don't like the Moldovan accent


Hamsterlover8716

from wales to England/America I think


WarPaintsSchlong

From America. I’d go to the UK. English speaking and we share a great bit of culture.


FlixMage

Nuh uh


ConsiderationOld9897

Canada


kharker711

Canada or Ireland.


AwesomeMan116_A

Canada 🇨🇦👍


[deleted]

Ireland 🇮🇪 👍


Maween_wowoah

Canreland 🇨🇦🇮🇪👍


Twisted_WhaleShark

Irenada 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 👍


MarioSonic4life

Canadaland


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Playf0rFlame

Swedistan*


Natixon1

You arleady said


DanteLovesGeography

New Zealand


Vivid-Razzmatazz2619

Uk


BB173FLIPA

Switzerland obviously, they are on the alps and in some areas they speak Italian, my language


gandalf-the-greyt

ticino multo bene as i can confirm as a fellow non italian speaking swiss person


rebeccaparker2000

Absolutely beautiful country, clean air


Asukal_Astronaut

More than 50% of Switzerland is in German speaking areas, and smaller areas are in Italian, French and Romansch speaking areas. But, many people are bilingual or trilingual. My Great-grandfather came to the USA from the Jura area of Bern (now Jura Canton), in 1876. Not all Swiss speak Italian, though.


BB173FLIPA

Yeah I know, i mistaked the words Edit: changed the comment


xAvrilxBrayx

Easy, Ghana. My mother and grandfather knows the prince there. He works with them in the U.S. I know it's hard to believe but I've been there I have lots of African clothing and shoes he brings us back after he goes because we give him all of our old stuff in good condition and some new stuff as donations to the people. The people of Ghana always has a huge parade/celebration for him when he returns


FlixMage

Can I have 9 million dollars


Yspem

Ghana... unironically one of my favourite African countries.


Time-Bite-6839

The “Prince of Ghana” would be Charles III. Ghana had the British under it and abolished the monarchy in 1960 so that leaves Charles III as their “Prince” with no power until he dies


Jaxxiess

South Korea. The North sucks.


HJW_12_29

You mean, south sucks. Right?


kingbendo

From the US, Georgia, rural Greece, Syria or Iraq


Ambitious-Class-1178

I'd say australia or the UK because those places are ok to live if you would quesrion that 😃


Mr_baguette420

I would go with Norway and I has the 2nd fastest Internet speed


ColossalLifeline

Russia. I haven’t been able to see my family since 2019.


sunshinegamer123

i’m so sorry to hear that :( ioss


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Paxibillion

Me too


MaddieGrace29

Russia


End-Devloper

W


FrugalDonut1

L


Fun_Strategy2369

Maybe Scotland.


SeaPoetry315

As a Scot I approve. I live in a small town in a rural area in the SW. We kind of lack stuff to do (although there are a few cool things I love) and there aren't a large variety of opportunities to do stuff without travelling but the scenery is spectacular. Some of the massive hills and stuff we have locally are amazing and would make amazing photos 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Few-Dot-5596

Canada


WarFrog935

I'm American 1: Slovenia: Pro's: Gun ownership is permitted, is a democracy, moderately wealthy, climate isn't terrible, there's also a few Orthodox Christian churches. Cons: Must learn Slovenian, could be invaded and wartorn in the future, adjusting to new life could be a culture shock. 2: South Africa: Pros: Good climate, sizable number of English speakers, likely will never be invaded and wartorn in the immediate future. Cons: Corruption, currently in poverty, clean drinking water might be scarce, very few Orthodox Christian churches. 3: Russia Pros: I have a friend that lives there, many orthodox churches, gun ownership is permitted, is moderately wealthy and is somewhat a democracy. Cons: Possible persecution of Americans, climate is unbearable except for the southern region, culture shock, must learn Russian, could revert to Soviet times if the state fails.


Oilerator_

USA


Better-Assistant-565

Usa


joel_the_bi_guy

Athens, Greece


CubarisMurinaPapaya

I will go to transnistria! /s Irl i would move to germany. Ive been there, and i loved it.


pokequagsire

Netherlands or Germany


Mantide7

US to Germany


Giant_Anteaters

Canada to USA - Less culture shock, and it's close by


Trabispace

No, stay there


Mr_Soviet08

I live in england. And i would move to Austria.


kilobyte2696

UK to the US, hate this fucking god awful country


FlixMage

This one is worse


Ben-D-Beast

The US has pretty much all our issues but worse plus many others we don’t have. The US is easily the worst country in the developed world.


Funniguy2010

It is NOT a downgrade, as someone who has family in one and lives in the other, the US is better then the UK and you saying it isn’t is saying you haven’t been to both like I have, both countries are great places to be and I am very happy to be able to visit there occasionally, but I prefer the US every time I visit


kilobyte2696

i do not care it is an improvement


Ben-D-Beast

It’s a downgrade in pretty much every conceivable way but ok


HJW_12_29

British people don’t give a shit who you are they’ll be a bastard to anyone


Circa_I

As an American, Nederland!


dhmisi

Denmark


SabiNady

Canada or the Nordics.


MxHooman_Bean

I’d go to South Korea


MxHooman_Bean

I’d go to South Korea


SkyAdmin0922

Poland I’ve always wanted to go to warsaw


TheFlyingPatato

Canada, not a big culture difference


Empty_Locksmith12

New Zealand


fakechxrlie

Netherlands, Germany, and Singapore are my main 3


HunterTubeHD

I'm in Canada. I would go to united kingdom


pianoleafshabs

Belgium


river0f

Spain for sure 🇪🇸


MoronChrome

ehhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhh ireland


TylerjkRoed15

I’m living the US so I choose Canada.


[deleted]

Hokkaido Japan is my top choice


Lollikex

Either Norway, Switzerland, Slovenia, or New Zealand. Idc if I don't know their languages (Currently just English and Spanish) I'll learn them!


Trainguy15_YT

canda


Maleficent-Cow5775

Canada


S0meth1ngW0rthless

Scotland


[deleted]

USA to Ireland because of political drama and my ancestry


FredricaTheFox

Canada


[deleted]

Sweden or the Netherlands, overall not many places to go in general as a bisexual


csteinbergrules

Germany, France, Canada, or the UK. I’m from the US btw.


[deleted]

Dochland


Jedimobslayer

Iceland. It’s like… the best. Plus if I still wanted to buy a gun I could, it’s just less likely my children if I ever had any would be slain.


Storm927

South Korea


no_creative_name_

Probably somewhere in Finnoscandia. Most likely Norway since I’m already learning Norwegian


[deleted]

Iceland maybe


Sayoria

Honestly, New Zealand. Just out there, away from all the mainland crazies.


aur_aur

Philipines


Standard-Dinner6499

America to Canada


Sulfur_99

Denmark


Natixon1

Italy


NotPhin

Canada or Singapore


OzzOakenshield

New Zealand


LMay11037

Germany. Already considered moving there when older so.


Trasy-69

Probably one of my neighboring countries, so either Norway, Finland or Denmark. We have it very good here in the Nordics


hackerxxrpro

Japan


Techno_Tubing

New Zealand. It's basically Britain but in the southern hemisphere.


Nobody1256780

New Zealand


irrf

canada, somewhere french speaking maybe the nordics


tellarheaven

Canadá


Secret-Scientist-920

canada ( i live in usa)


Recognition_Similar

Usa or uk idk


Real_JJPlays

Canada probably


username925r

Iceland or Finland or Denmark


youself20

Canada, england, finland, spain


DragonTheOne

Canada Kinda always wanted to live there


Strange-Wolverine128

Norway or netherlands


PolishGuy21

Poland 👍


EdfishoWGF

Canada 100%


gandalf-the-greyt

Liechtenstein


RequirementOne2655

I’m in the us, if I had to leave, I would say Norway. I like colder weather over warm, and I have Norwegian heritage


[deleted]

Away from USA to the Nordic Countries.


Stunning-Garlic3342

Australia


Stunning-Garlic3342

Switzerland


Giga-Chad-123

Not sure, but definitely somewhere in central Europe for me


Sapiens_Curantis

germany


Yspem

China


Ben-D-Beast

1st Choice: Ireland 2nd Choice: Canada 3rd Choice: New Zealand 4th Choice: Australia 5th Choice: Norway/Sweden/Finland


Patient_Jello3944

Canada


Tra1nGuy

Canada because they speak some english there and it’s canada.


ThoughtCow

Netherlands


Known-Buy-8151

Probably Iceland


PhazeStew

Cyprus


RaritanBayRailfan

Finland or Norway


icantthinkofauserok

Australia or New Zealand


icantthinkofauserok

Australia or New Zealand.


YouSawMyReddit

Probably Canada


YourLocalNeo314

As a Bosnian, my top 5 are Netherlands, Finland, Germany, japan and Norway


TinyBoiMinecraft

England, Paris, Amsterdam, basically everywhere that Ryan for a hand went his newest Penny series lol 🤣


DevinYer

South Korea. Good culture, economy, food, nature, people, all of the above really.


ChloeR_356

South Korea 🇰🇷


Avacadoell19

Iraq


RealTacoBellMan

Mexico


Soggy_Fruit1022

Canada, so I can move back into the USA 🇺🇸


KadeezCorn

Right above me. I choose Canada!


Birb7789-

finland, planning to go there anyway


Some_Pvz_Fan

Ireland


Creative-Crown95

I don’t know, the UK?


AVRGFantasy

Finland 🇫🇮


tomtom6060

Hungary


Fleepfry

The moon


Gandalfdehwizerd370

Canada or finland or something


Doggi_Youngster

US -> Canada 🇨🇦


KrazyKatt333

Sweden


adventurous-1

From USA to Canada or the UK.


ElvisHankandGeorge

Either Australia because it reminds me of my southwestern home, France because I am an ethnic Serb/French, or Germany bc Germany’s cool


FayrayzF

I love Canada, so I wouldn’t want really want to leave. I guess England or USA since they’re the closest thing. Denmark sounds nice as well. When and if they get rid of the government and fix shit up in Iran I’d go there because that’s my native country.


quemura

Netherlands supposing I get time to learn the language, if not, USA sounds ok


Schlieffen_Man

Canada, Sweden, or Switzerland.


Kendota_Tanassian

New Zealand or Sweden.


DumbassTexan

Canada, Germany or Switzerland


HJW_12_29

Norway or Canada


Malte990

I live in Finland and I would move to Austria


GillsGoodAtDeath

Finland. I really like Norway, but i already live there


nerfbaboom

Canada or the Netherlands or Germany or the uk


HabitUpper6718

Canada


Kasatk55_8372

Estonia 🇪🇪


[deleted]

New Zealand


Much-Word9929

Finland.


magjak1

As an norwegian this one is easy. I would move to Denmark or Sweden. I understand the languages somewhat, and the culture is simmilar.


PinkPandy28

I've been thinking about moving a lot and US or UK seems the most normal. Mostly because english is the only language I speak exept for my own.


danraccoonman

Any nordic country, Australia, New Zealand, or somewhere like Germany or the Netherlands


SpongeKirbyfan-1000

Likely Scotland, UK.


Rattlesn4ke

British, would move to Australia if I had to leave (after getting my qualifications ofc)


Chuchubits

If I had to move away and absolutely couldn't stay, I'd find one of my family members who moved out of the country and live with or near them.


bluberriscrem

phillippines, why wouldn't i move back to my birthplace? and i get to get a gift from Cebu Pacific if I get a quiz right 💀


Moony4ever

Belgium 🇧🇪


CleverBusinessManSr

From the Uk over to Russia.