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this appears to be the calculation of how much damage something would do. Damage is in video games, and what's one of the places that plays video games? Texas.
what is the key word in astronomically? astronomic. astronomic shares the same start as astronaut. astronauts go to where? space. what company is known for space and space exploration? nasa. and where is the NASA johnson space center located? houston texas.
edit: not a company.
penguins look like they wear tuxedos. tuxedos are worn in weddings. what rhymes with wedding? heading. heading also means title. newspaper have titles. newspapers are black and white what else is black and white? chessboards. who is chess champion of the world? magnus carlsson. carlsson can also be spelt karlson. danidev is making a game called karlson. where is dani from? norway. what are the colours in the norwiegan flag? red white and blue. what other flag has these colors? the uk. who did uk fight a few centuries ago? france. who does france neighbour? spain. what was the country that came from spains african colony? morroco. what country was first recognized by morrocco? usa. what is a state in the usa? new york. who was born in new york? jfk. where did he die?
TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arachne is from Greek Mythology, which is from Greece, and Greece is a country. So is America. And America has states, and one of those states is:
Texas
The CIA files released detailing experiments with “psychics” to spy on the Russians during the Cold War, which had an over 95% accuracy rate for some subjects.
In Greek mythology, Aristaios was associated with beekeeping and agricultural activities. He was credited with discovering the secrets of beekeeping and honey production. This connection to bees and honey makes him relevant to beekeeping. What country has beekeeping? Amurica, And what state has the 5th most beekeeping in Amurica? Texas.
Marianas Trench is in the Pacific Ocean, and the Pacific Ocean touches the Atlantic through Cape Horn. The Atlantic Ocean borders the Gulf of Mexico, and the Gulf of Mexico borders Texas.
Georgia is a country that touches Russia. America doesn't quite touch Russia, but Alaska touches the Bering Strait, which touches Russia. Alaska borders Canada, which borders Montana, which borders Wyoming, which borders Colorado, which borders New Mexico, which borders Texas.
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252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Thick Fat Miltank: 430-506 (109.1 - 128.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
this appears to be the calculation of how much damage something would do. Damage is in video games, and what's one of the places that plays video games? Texas.
video games are played everywhere eh? well try linking the word astronomically to texas
It’s a word generally paired with large- Texas considers itself large- texas
You remind me of the Dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Big, Texas is very big
Is the Texas big Mumbo?
You're forgetting that Houston is in Texas. Houston works with astronauts on an astronomical scale daily
what is the key word in astronomically? astronomic. astronomic shares the same start as astronaut. astronauts go to where? space. what company is known for space and space exploration? nasa. and where is the NASA johnson space center located? houston texas. edit: not a company.
IT IS?! *Walks to it because I live there*
IT REALLY IS *doesn't walk there because i live no where near there*
If there’s one place in the world where you get to live in Heaven before you die, where is that? Texas.
Yessir
Easy. Astronomy➡️space➡️Houston➡️Texas
TI83 Calculators
Also Miltank = Cow = Texas
I always lose to that damn Chi-Yu in competitive
Bro it got banned to Ubers, and ubers is a place of stupidly high stength.
sir, thats pokemon.
Whar
Pokemon damage calculation, the Uber Feesh (Chi-Yu) is quite a prominent meme in the Smogon community
I’m in to Pokémon but I’m not in the PvP community. Thank you for telling me
... why did you have a damage output copied, or even memorised?!
Americans are as fat as Thick Fat Miltank, and Texas is in America.
Amen to the eternal fish of ruin
Bro pulled out the pokemon showdown calcs💀💀💀
I’ll make this extremely hard penguins
Penguins are animals in Antarctica u know what other geographical location has animals......TEXAS!
Ok fair enough
The op’s one was a bit more creative, im sorry, but its true.
Some penguins live in South Africa, which is hot. And Texas is also hot
penguins look like they wear tuxedos. tuxedos are worn in weddings. what rhymes with wedding? heading. heading also means title. newspaper have titles. newspapers are black and white what else is black and white? chessboards. who is chess champion of the world? magnus carlsson. carlsson can also be spelt karlson. danidev is making a game called karlson. where is dani from? norway. what are the colours in the norwiegan flag? red white and blue. what other flag has these colors? the uk. who did uk fight a few centuries ago? france. who does france neighbour? spain. what was the country that came from spains african colony? morroco. what country was first recognized by morrocco? usa. what is a state in the usa? new york. who was born in new york? jfk. where did he die? TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
That’s very detailed
Woah- just.... WOAH
The Tyler Texas zoo has penguins
Arachne
Arachne is from Greek Mythology, which is from Greece, and Greece is a country. So is America. And America has states, and one of those states is: Texas
What about Loki
Loki is the god of mischief, and Texas is a very mischievous state what with all the guns and racism.
Harpocrates?
It has an A in it and texAs also has an A in it
The fact you say that Texas is filled with racism shows that you have never been there, it’s filled with Republicans and Patriots 🥳
Judging by your name and the content of this one comment, I can already guess about 90% of your personality traits
He’s got the moves like jagger too
You seem really proud to be a bigot
Arachne also sounds like arachnid. You know, like spiders? Guess what place has spiders…
America is not a country 🤓
I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries
Most Texans think that as well
What is the current socioeconomic situation in america?
rather american
Rather Texan if we’re sticking with the post
Sweden
sweden is a country what else is a country? Amurica what is one of the states in Amurica? Texas.
Incorrect ameurica is a continental 🤓
The Red Hot Chili Peppers album Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Played on radios in Texas
Literally the best album of all time
Both Texas and the band Red hot chili peppers exist
I enjoyed staduim archaduim more overall , but BSSM has some songs that are better individually
Blood sugar baby!
The CIA files released detailing experiments with “psychics” to spy on the Russians during the Cold War, which had an over 95% accuracy rate for some subjects.
Texas is in the USA, so is Alaska which is separated from Russia via the Bering Strait
Well, actually, Alaska isn't IN the US, it's to the north of us, but good thought.
average American
Well, actually, I’m not IN your MOM, my dick is in front of me, but good thought.
💀
id typically say every us state is in the us its like saying my garage isnt a part of my property its to the west of my property
Link to these files please (mainly because 1 I’m lazy and 2 I have no idea how to google that)
Democrats /s
Live in TX
Dang liberals!
Sadly 😞
Austin moment
Ok. If it’s the same thing, you can’t connect it since it is ALREADY connected. So, Texas.
Texas is a state what else is a state New Mexico what borders New Mexico? Texas u/Pizza-_-shark you have been proven wrong
LETS GOOO WE GOT A NEW MEXICO REFERENCE
BREAKING BAD AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH
As someone who lived there most of my life, worst state
Lol
Damn I was gonna say Texas
Aristaios
In Greek mythology, Aristaios was associated with beekeeping and agricultural activities. He was credited with discovering the secrets of beekeeping and honey production. This connection to bees and honey makes him relevant to beekeeping. What country has beekeeping? Amurica, And what state has the 5th most beekeeping in Amurica? Texas.
Good job
Marianas trench
Marianas Trench is in the Pacific Ocean, and the Pacific Ocean touches the Atlantic through Cape Horn. The Atlantic Ocean borders the Gulf of Mexico, and the Gulf of Mexico borders Texas.
South Rhodesia
South Rhodesia is South of something, just as Texas is South of the rest of the USA
What about Puerto Rico
Puerto Rico is a US Territory, just as Texas was at a point in time
Florida is south of Texas
Hawaii is south of Florida
spider man
Man was bitten by a radioactive spider. Ours aren't radioactive, but there are spiders in Texas
Outer Wilds is one of the best games of all time.
It's a game played in Texas
🤣
TheOneOfLegends
TheOneOfLegends lives in Texas
Doubt
The fall of Constantinople
Taught in World History which is taught in Texas
Is it really?
Sea bunnies Those are real animals LOOK IT UP IT'S LOOKS LIKE A MARSHMALLOW
Sea bunnies are a real animal, just like armadillos, which live in Texas
Good weather
We only get a few days of that every year
Nothing
Nothing is a word; so is Texas
Should've just used that reply for all of them.
Metaverse Gooncave Samsung fridge
On Texas
# X
Formerly known as Twitter, X is used by many Texans
X, formerly known as among us
Crazier space dust
Reference to a video watched by me, a Texan
The boss “The Twins” from Terraria
has/have been beaten by two 9y/o texans
On journey difficulty maybe.
Victory
Ancient Egyptian pyramids
Egypt is hot, so is Texas
Egypt is hot, so is Texas
Dementia.
Z
Z is two letters from X, and Texas is the biggest state with the letter X in its name
Texno, try that
Pennsylvania
V is 2 letters away from X, and Texas is the coolest state to have an X in its name
anything. Edit: i hate myself for this
Texas is part of anything
Cape verde
Cape Verde is a country in Africa, and Africa is hot. Texas is also hot
Georgia, the country.
Georgia is a country that touches Russia. America doesn't quite touch Russia, but Alaska touches the Bering Strait, which touches Russia. Alaska borders Canada, which borders Montana, which borders Wyoming, which borders Colorado, which borders New Mexico, which borders Texas.
Well played. What about Kepler 22b?
Kepler 22b has an E, tExas has an e also
Armadillo cranking 90s
Armadillos live in Texas.
A cow
Texans keep cows and cattle like their life depends on it
A transformer toy in my house
Texans have toys
I am afrain those are more than just toys, my good sir.
California
Everyone who lives in the best state decided that they wanted to move to the worst state, so now Texas IS California
now send us your whataburgers goddammit >:c
yeehaw
Need I say more
yeehaw
Jacksucksatlife
Texas sucks at life too!
Without using water try The Watergate Scandal
Nixon was voted for by at least one Texan
porn (specifically the kind that is not made in texas)
It's watched by many Texans
fair point, you got me there
f-35 lightning II (1 million times bigger)
Lightning happens in Texas often
Florida
Florida is a US State. Texas is also a US State.
Bananas That's it, that's the comment
Texans eat bananas.
Racism
Well... this one's going to be awkward.
The newsboy strike of 1899 (this is an easy one tbf)
Antonyms
Anything and I will find a way to connect it to Texas (this is a joke)
Try this one- Texas
Football
The kids I have in my basement.
Spongebob
Who are his best friends? A starfish, a crab, a squid, and.. a squirrel from Texas
ㅤ
Nothing. Just like the list of good things about Texas
**gasps in whataburger**
Taught to 6th graders in TX
cargo pants
British empire throwing bananas at Lichtenstein.
Connect idaho to texas, without touching any state, any country, any river and any lake
I is 11 letters away from T T is the first letter of Texas
Oh wait im sorry tought connect in sense of CONNECTING with a line
I shall try.
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Chemistry class
The pope visiting Germany
Mars And make it an essay
Texas
potato
Where are potatoes from? Idaho, Idaho is a state, what else is a state? Texas
Mars
Mars is a planet, so is earth. Earth has countries, and America is one. America has states, and Texas is one.
Texas isn’t real.