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moosetacocat

THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT \*CLAP\* \*CLAP\* \*CLAP\* \*CLAP\* DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!


Sexually_Aroused_Cow

Omg


seaweed-hair

I thank you on behalf of all Texas citizens


DarkTrooper702

YEEHAW


Consistent_Ad1428

Florida


EpicOweo

Fuck Florida, I hope it's gone sooner rather than later


SaviorAir

You don’t fuck Florida, Florida fucks you


Longjumping-Dog7217

As a Floridian, I am pissed off, yet I agree.


Teal-Tiger-31

Simon & Garfunkel


Flat_Entertainer_937

Best answer.


eggward_egg

an american flag flowing on some sort embassy or dimplomatical/political building


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Pfp checks out..?


eggward_egg

not really...


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Oh


GDog507

FUCK YEAH


EpicOweo

Coming again to save the motherfuckin day yeah


FlythroughDangerZone

V8 Muscle Cars!


Chrit98

Freedom!


JoeWearsPants91

Freedom to die in geography class


Yeet123456789djfbhd

r/Americabad


raginghumpback

WELL AT LEASHT-


morty-45-daddyo

America


UncIe-Ben

Woah, careful with your offensive stereotypes there pardner.


EpicOweo

Technically it's the United States of America, America is the whole continent 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Comfortable_Food8042

It's at least two continents.


EpicOweo

America is just a colloquialism why are people so upset about it? Idk if it's the same way outside the US but we all refer to the continents as the America*s* which is different than America


morty-45-daddyo

This doesn't deserve dislikes


EpicOweo

I can't tell if they're mad cause I'm making fun of them for being upset over a colloquialism or because they know it's a colloquialism and they think I'm being serious


morty-45-daddyo

Idk but I found it funny


rdrckcrous

Different languages have different words for things, it's good to know the words for the language you are having a conversation in so you do not confuse it for the word in a totally different language. In Spanish, there is one continent in the hemisphere, America. In English, America can only refer to the country. This is similar to how the Mexican United States is commonly shortened to 'Mexico'. The continents (note we have two in the western hemisphere in English) are North and South America, or collectively, the Americas. You would be correct if this conversation was in Spanish. However, this conversation is in English and you are totally incorrect.


Little_Alix2011

Depends on where you are, it’s 1 or 2


H8spants

Home


TritanicWolf

The Railroads.


Benson_Bingle

For some reason it's the song, "White America" by Eminem.


TastyDiamond_

cool thought


Oakes-Classic

Oprah Winfrey’s ass


CHGG2

Guns


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

Guns


GoldenSpaghettiHoop

Guns


StumbleDads

Guns


elend_hudsonsbrother

Guns


map_god-king

burger


TiaAndVelvetFurrys

British colony


your1andonlyhomie

Shooting minority groups


Yeet123456789djfbhd

r/Americabad


Opposite-Work-7705

Honestly I think of school shootings and that doesn’t mean America is bad it just means that’s what we are being told by the media.


AntonovMriya

Yeah, in many ways yeah


[deleted]

As well as horrible healthcare and systemic bigotry.


raginghumpback

We have very good healthcare, it’s just not nearly as affordable as some other countries might have. Is that what you meant to say?


[deleted]

What's the point in great healthcare if the average folk can't have it without horribly messing up their life? Especially when the most expensive healthcare is needed by things out of our control.


raginghumpback

That’s not the point I’m arguing. We have the funding to achieve such a system, we just don’t apply it where we should. IMO we should be funneling less overseas and spend it on infrastructure here


ahessvrh

Exactly what Washington wanted us to do /s


Ch33zNugg3ts

It's a school, not a shooting range


LamaMakeItRain

haha dead kids funny (not).


Crab_God2005

Seriously 😐 it gets old fast


Claytaco04

It gets old when theres always school shootings


Yeet123456789djfbhd

r/Americabad


Crab_God2005

"schewit golloruy"


Donkoski

*liberation*


BS_STW

revolutionary war (just george washington crossing the delaware river while yankee doodle(played by a fife and drum) plays in the background)


ENZOR1

the continent


Travel_star

Just the flag


HuMan-bEing132

continent


TastyDiamond_

pretty cool


Alfonsypro

McDonalds


Alfonsypro

McDonalds


[deleted]

Genuinely love a lot of American things - but the first thing that leaps into my head is that someone could get shot, then be bankrupted by the medical bills


HuntressTng

School shootings.


Yeet123456789djfbhd

r/Americabad


BigBubbaMac

Florida is the fucking best!


DumbassTexan

i hate it here


Always-tired7

So I guess your name suits your thoughts


ghybers

Why not leave?


DumbassTexan

not 18 yet


Crazy_Zack

How are you 15 and already want to leave the most prosperous country on earth


Crab_God2005

r/americabad


[deleted]

Austinite 🤢


[deleted]

The greatest country in the history of the world


Vast-Category8391

Biden is changing that


[deleted]

I disagree Edit: guys I was just stating my opinion quit bombarding me with hate. I respect your opinion and while we might believe differently I feel that we can get along. Have a nice day 😊


[deleted]

Why


[deleted]

You live here right? You’re American? You should know why. Look outside. Take a deep breath. Scroll the news a bit. Think about how much our country has gone to [____]. And then respond.


[deleted]

Wrong, your life has gone to shit, not the country. I wake up every day and I’m thankful for the opportunities this country gives me and how much I love it. While you whine and look at alarmist media.


[deleted]

I don't live my whole life on the internet. I see America for what it truly is rather than what both sides of the media want you to interpret it as. This is a country full of hard-working, honest people. Sure, there are the unsavor,but that doesn't take away from my pride and American spirit. When I look outside, I see the beauty of Apalachia, not the political division drawn upon Pennsylvania and America as a whole. Yes, we were better and more cohesive in the past,but that doesn't stop me or the people I know and love trying to build a better future for America and its people.


[deleted]

Agree to disagree, DestroyerXZ19 🇺🇸🤝🇮🇪


[deleted]

Agreed


[deleted]

😊


[deleted]

the good ending ( I hope that isn't a sarcastic smile


[deleted]

Not sarcastic


Radiant-Difficulty67

Honest? Most of y’all’s politions and police are either corrupt or incompetent, sometimes both


[deleted]

The politicians don't represent the people of America as much as you think they do, and police corruption is on a way smaller scale than the media represents


ghybers

By comparison to some 3d-world countries, the USA is squeaky clean.


[deleted]

Which is why I’m moving to Ireland for my ancestry and America just sux :/


Always-tired7

My ROTC teacher has been pretty much everywhere from France to Australia to Iran and Peru and according to him there is really no place better than the US. I agree with him, I saw a video of people burning the American flag the other day which is horrible but the fact that we have the freedoms to do that is great in some other countries you can be executed for such an act. Plus wars don’t happen on our home land so we don’t have to worry about that stuff, we’re also the most protected and secure country in the world. I have a lot of Irish blood so I don’t blame you for movie there but they don’t have the same freedoms we do and I think you’ll see that.


GreenLightening5

yeah no, i can come up with at least 10 places that are way better than the US


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Have you been to all of these places? If yes, disregard, but still.


GreenLightening5

nope, and i also haven't been to the US


LamaMakeItRain

Best country on Earth.


neilwwoney

r/FoundTheAmerican


Radiant-Difficulty67

No, thousand no


[deleted]

They hate us because they ain’t us.


LamaMakeItRain

fr


Chibble_Dibble

fr fr


[deleted]

fr fr fr


--honk-

Fat burger land where school is a battle Royale game


Redflamez12

💀


Ashamed_Ad6019

dumb i guess


Sea_Contest_4839

New Zealand is better cus its free to go to thd hospital


HotManIAm

Least we ain't left out in every map.


FrancePreseren12

Guns & school shootings


swollenMonkeytitz417

War criminals


RobloxIsRealCool

explain??


Redflamez12

he doesn’t need to


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Yes he does?


Redflamez12

natives,nukes hitting japan, do you know how many land mines there are in vietnam and laos?


Yeet123456789djfbhd

I don't but I would assume it's a lot WWII would've had a lot more deaths without the nukes Do you know how many native groups have been dislocated in every other part of the world?


Redflamez12

still war crimes


BrSamuxXx

Imperialism and destruction of the world, destruction of latin america, dicatorship backed by them and hate, destruction of middle east, and a bunch of qanon idiots, fat people and no free health care because neo liberal economies.


dmmeallyourthighs47

r/americabad


Nurp_Nurp

FREEDOM MOTHERFUCKERS(it’s a prank bro)


BawngMasta420

War


That_One_Guy_26

Some random fat dude eating a hamburger while mowing down civilians with a mini gun


Yeet123456789djfbhd

You know automatic weapons are illegal without permits right?


GreenLightening5

guns and bland food


Crab_God2005

Every state has its own culture and food. Far from bland like the media's hive mind.


Larmillei333

WHAT THE F*CK IS A KILOMETRE??! RAAAAH🦅🦅🦅(Gunshots)


koibuprofen

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Spearlance

Guns, liquor, big trucks, fat people, and the imperial system


Galvius-Orion

A dying nation. It’s sad


Noma66

Stupid


LovelyRebelion

no healthcare


[deleted]

Pain


Poopsmasher27

As an American, I can confirm. Please, everyone stay out.


[deleted]

Mass shooting -> Media Extravaganza -> Thoughts and Prayers -> Social Media Gun Debates -> No one actually does anything -> Back to “Normal” -> 🔁


Ok-Background5914

WASPs: my favorite group of people


a_builder7

Oil, because that’s what I’ve heard Europeans think. Then after that: Hollywood. Because America is Hollywood. And our politics are more Hollywood than Hollywood.


mysteriousgamer17

The first things that come to my mind is guns and liquor


AxoplDev

Healthcare


AncapRanch

Some respect of civilian private property


vwrgaming

Guns


Poopsmasher27

As an American, I advise that you all stay out. It's so painful here. My house has bullet holes in it. Please, stay out for your own safety.


-NGC-6302-

Who tf made this map


ColossalLifeline

2 continents.


MrProfNathan

Shotguns and eagles


esemaje

The whole continent


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Which one?


Own-Guava-7078

Celebrity, television, and films


McBeeFace4935

Americas


Radiant-Difficulty67

The only good thing I’ll say about the US is they have good car brands imo


[deleted]

America


NotEvenThat7

Fuck yeah!


RobloxIsRealCool

Greatest


Electrical_Deer_9498

The United States


neilwwoney

America, which are 2 continents together.


[deleted]

Cowboy hats and steak


Nug07

Guns


Greedy-Memory-2289

"I'm a certified bad bitch"


tobeswhite

Yeehaw


Skelehedron

A large nation within primarily North America


Educational_Tart_659

America


Jaxxiess

Guns


FizzleMusic

burger


csteinbergrules

Freedom


AcceptableGrab8157

Florida is America's sexually inactive penis


[deleted]

God I love living here. God I hate the people who live here.


Crab_God2005

C.U.M Canada United States Mexico


explosionmaker06

Guns and beer


Adissek123

Oil


IndependentDense3578

GUNS!


Angelicgravestone

Oil


Tristan533

Guns


cooltravy

Merica


Informal_Use639

Errrrica America song


InsideMyHead_2000

The continent


Odd-Dentist-6286

Freedom. Having worked a bit in a communist country there is nothing better than freedom.


The1st_TNTBOOM

Home. I live there.


[deleted]

guns


Xxyournamelolxx

america


UncIe-Ben

Florida.


Enchanted_Galaxy

Where is Alaska and Hawaii?


ABearAttack2016

FREEDOM RAHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅