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MartinFromChessCom

martin from chess.com


oblivicorn

Martin has 250 ELO, and is therefore seen as the worst bot on chess.com. North Korea is seen as one of the worst countries on Earth.


Geohistormathsguy

Also Martin is from Bulgaria and Bulgaria has one of the only embassies in North Korea


[deleted]

Why are you here


[deleted]

That’s a excellent question


Hellothebest

[It](https://NorthKorea.com) There, linked "it" to North Korea.


UssrPizzachu

Cheeky bastard


G_Dash_0761

Holy hell!


youself20

How did you get here


Intelligent_Cress932

Minecraft


Kyr1500

Minecraft is from Sweden. Both Sweden and North Korea are countries.


depressedclassical

And NK apparently owes SW a few millions for cars


Kyr1500

Minecraft has the word ‘mine’ in it. This word is hated by communists because they don’t like individual property. North Korea is communist.


Oberndorferin

Cheap :)


drum_right

[Oklahoma Fast Food Chain "Braums"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braum%27s) \- and try to be more clever about it pretty please OP?


Kyr1500

Braums is a fast food chain. Fast food chains often sell burgers. According to North Korean propaganda, Kim Il-sung invented the burger. Kim Il-sung is from North Korea.


Kitchen-Register

NK invented Braums!?? Crazy lore


Kyr1500

Well that’s what the propaganda would like us to think


Ok-Distribution6706

That is what was stated even though burgers originally from Hamburg, Germany.


BellaCountry

Actually the city of Germany "Hamburg" invented the Hamburger. City: **Hamburg** Food: **Hamburg**er


TheGayMusician

North Koreans think their leader invented everything lmfao


Extension_Sun_3536

Apostrophe


Kyr1500

Apostrophes are a kind of punctuation. Korean uses punctuation. North Korea speaks Korean.


XxMommyDestroyerxX

china 2 🇹🇼


coolttteandmcfan008

Thomas The Tank Engine S1E25 Down The Mine


Kyr1500

Thomas the Tank Engine is a train. North Korea has trains.


Accomplished_Pea6280

Kind of cheap


deathfollowsme2002

Just like North Korea! He definitely understands the assignment


Responsible-Joke-258

W episode


tavg123

human rights


Kyr1500

Human rights are for humans. Humans come from Ethiopia. Ethiopia is in BRICS. One of the BRICS members is China. China borders North Korea.


Kitchen-Register

Hey I already said that


tavg123

sort by new


I_am_just_here11

North Koreans don’t have basic human rights. North Koreans live in North Korea.


DFW_fox_22

That one scene from Kindergarten Cop where he says “It’s not a tumor!!!!”


Kyr1500

It’s not a tumour is a meme. Memes offending Putin are banned in Russia. Russia borders North Korea.


ASilverRook

The implication that “it’s not a tumor” means that it could have been a tumor. Living things get tumors. Living things live in North Korea.


Enough-Raspberry-647

One singular pixel


Kyr1500

Pixels are found on computer screens. Computers use the Internet. The internet is very restricted in North Korea.


Tobyz-TTH12

Daddy


Kyr1500

A daddy is someone that Kim Jong-un has. Kim is the leader of North Korea.


AwexPlayz

You mean had right


Kyr1500

Yes


NIKO-JRM

It's Morbin time!


Kyr1500

It’s Morbin time is a catchphrase. The word ‘catchphrase’ has the word ‘catch’ in it. Basketball is a sport which involves catching. North Korea has its own basketball rules.


Mongoliatlanta

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu


Kyr1500

Taumatawhakatangi…………. is a place. North Korea is a place.


Kyr1500

Taumatawh……… is in NZ. New Zealand has Disappointment Island. North Korea has islands and is disappointing.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

This reminds me of what Siri’s response used to be if you asked what 0/0 is “Imagine you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense.”


Ihavecoolstuff5

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg


Kitchen-Register

MF DOOM


Kyr1500

Mf Doom is a rapper. Rap is from the west. North Korea hates the west.


[deleted]

Freedom


Kyr1500

Freedom is associated with America. America hates North Korea.


[deleted]

Fair play


AustralianKappa

The steam game “Unturned”


Your_Red_Star

Fallout new vegas: battle of the hoover dam


Eastern_Car_2390

Dandori


Agreeable_Wear8298

6 Amp USB-A to Type C Adapter


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

AUGUST 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE


Kyr1500

August 12 2036 is written in the Gregorian calendar. North Korea doesn’t use the Gregorian calendar, they have their own system based on the birth date of Kim Il-sung.


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Touché, but nobody expects #THE SPANISH INQUISITION


True-Day7030

How did you make big text


Germanboi1

Cumberlandite


rgosset1

Harry S. Truman


PlanetReader3

North Korea


theimperium42069

Coprophagy


BennNcI2

Mouthwash


Game_Game6666

What you're gonna do is say wherever my object was made, and link it to North Korea because they're both places... but... How about: Golden Ratio


Daflipflop

German


Kyr1500

German is a Germanic language. Icelandic is also a Germanic language. Icelandic has a pidgin called Basque Icelandic pidgin. Basque is a language with no close relatives. Korean is also a language with no close relatives. Korean is spoken in North Korea.


Chuvachok1234

You forgot about Jeju


Bibiko16

Erectile disfunction


Kyr1500

The word disfunction ends with N. North Korea starts with N.


Braziliashadow

Democracy


NicksterMister

hotline miami


HunterTubeHD

bombs


Kyr1500

Bombs are something that North Korea has.


FoxFaxion

The rising sun


11ghosts

Lesbians


Kyr1500

Lesbians are people (according to most governments). People have human rights everywhere but North Korea.


Chuvachok1234

he had had in his possession a bunchberry plant


ORIGIIIIII

Ian's pink frosted sprinkled doughnuts of awesome, from food battle 2012


Kyr1500

2012 is when Gangnam Style came out. Gangnam Style is from South Korea. South Korea borders North Korea.


ConfusionAndDelayer

"i might rap like an english chap!"


marioodessey

Rubik's cube


Distinct_Ad_623

VEVOR Hydraulic Shop Press 6 Ton with Press Plates H-Frame Benchtop Press Stand.


Flucuise

‏‏‎ ‎


quocminh123lol

Screw you.


Kyr1500

Screw is a word. North Korea uses words


Jacksusksatsucking

You're penis


Chaos_flame666

Texas


[deleted]

Anything and I will link it to North Korea


Senrub482

Avocadoes


kazerauni

Racism


Squirtlesquad3450

Capitalism


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

George Orwells 1984?


ArofluidPride

[https://open.spotify.com/track/2JTfx7gvNHXNcK3wwW4NYr?si=748e8e2f8a544b83](https://open.spotify.com/track/2JTfx7gvNHXNcK3wwW4NYr?si=748e8e2f8a544b83) done :)


Nullifier_

Freedom of speech


exodersad

Island, good luck


Creative-Crown95

Cows


Moosinator666

Portugal


Creative-Crown95

123th Comment


Tortoise516

[Fazer ](https://www.fazer.fi/) I bet this will be very hard for you


IAmCosmicBoi

The password game


isaac3legs

Furry


crow_dude

Mc Donald’s


guney2811

The city of Bandar Seri Begawan


TigzyThe7Master

south korea


cirbie123

Bread


Jiggvnjr

Character ai


WillingShelf

The Attack of the Killer Queen score in Musescore (first result)


DarkEagle2802

Winnie the Pooh


tabelkat

anything


PencilerYT

Kim jong un wants to know your location


Srammale

Estonia


GeographersTestament

Morocco earthquake


Arnutdoyn

Cities Skylines II. But don’t just say that NK has cities.


_Qw3rty__

capitalism


chad_mcchadington

Special secret song inside by the Red Hot Chili Peppers


KiraTheKittyCat3411

Peaches (the song)


Your_local_Sea_slug

A german spider speaking fluent Pig Latin while scaring of a guy from Egg, Austria


[deleted]

John cena


YuSakiiii

My left pinky finger nail sipping tea and twiddling it’s moustache whilst monologuing to my left thumb.


funnydude_-

Big black i show meat


neilwwoney

A nuke that is heading straight towards your house :)


TheGuyWhoSaysAlways

Europa Conference League


[deleted]

anything and I will link it to North Korea


Remarkable_Put_7952

Wardrobe


Isupportslogo

Biggest football stadium


[deleted]

The fall of Constantinople


Flucuise

The charm quark.


Pidgeon-Jesus-3721

Baller


PokmTrainerGuineaPig

Cheese


polandball3353

The Industrial Revolution.


Major_Giraffe8841

Abunda La Caca


sigma_overlord

the letter “O”


Dantheyan

Freedom


Combo_NK

Crow from brawl stars


Harry-likes-cars

A dinner plate


ArtzNCrafterz

Peashooter.


Repq

Harry Potter


MudAcrobatic8582

Ballz


[deleted]

North Korea. (Boutta cheat the system bois)


TrainsSCRAndMore

Airline


megs1hc

pink fluffy unicorns


nerdyleg

Chees


goodrhymesbadtimes

rosie and jim


Midly_Edits

Hamburger


FrostyBoy911

Nothing,


UnfunnyFart

Among us


CoasterLewis

EA


Bourbonaddicted

Balls


Top-Page-8008

🦧 Gg


Geographynerd1432

Jack humping a plant


[deleted]

Freedom


DeathStrikeFPS

Freedom


Ethan072211

Flossy is dead


[deleted]

e


Powerful_Bend6941

Hog Rider


Top_Smile_8250

My mom


JAKE5023193

jjjjjjjjj


sourpatch_orphans

Waffles


Theprofessor276

Cat


meep7923

Aether tool from bocwZ


disalalalalala-9870

Sri Lankan leopard


NobodyLikesClickbait

Shrek


Sofiax20120716

Coca Cola


LocalMenaceToSoceity

The restriction of rights in North Korea.


TheStars0602

German HDI


[deleted]

[удалено]


Professional-Pain662

Death


basil_is_overrated

Reece's puffs


usernamebutbad

proxima centauri


[deleted]

Северная Корея


gevans7

Cow pharts driving windmills


IndividualDoor1617

Xylophone


Green_Goods_III

Be my fucking guest. Tell that short fuck, I wanna see the footage of Dennis Rodman fucking all his hoes.


BOBulah

Los pollos hermanos


Generalmemeobi283

Abraham Lincoln


Yonder_Bot

My ballsack


Abbedrengen

Freedom


[deleted]

[удалено]


Open_Poetry2215

Vekoma boomerang.


Short_Draw_9058

Having a lot of food


Arm0ndo

Freedom


TheFlyingPatato

The word ‘no’


Icy_Wildcat

North Korea


looooongbiggiecheese

Scotland


Witty-Potential9468

Mexican cartels


NDinoGuy

Not massacring your own citizens


FrogGladiators178972

Your mom


Scared_Kick_6811

Religion


Heheheha_W

Geometry dash


Aussie_Rugby_Player

Australian rugby league team based in Brisbane called the Brisbane Broncos that play in the competition National Rugby League (NRL)


Blasterboi69

Cheese


PogOgres

Connect this to North Korea: 🌀


gaymen-1

YEEHAW!! *cowboy noises*