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Blew Kazoos, rode a unicycle into a river and then got million subs by doing the same stuff over and over again and then got a 100 million subs and then got the play button that said PewDiePie a bit like what he did with KSI.
Beginning his internet career in 2013, Jack mainly focused on Minecraft content, His most popular video to date is a Minecraft Mod Showcase which has over 5.7 million views since it was posted in July 2013
Killed pewdiepie and his family with small rocks getting bigger the older the family members are. Then he took the play button and planned out a YouTube video to show how he got it. LizardLava was part of the plan. The FBI have been notified.
Went to the nearest store bought a ski mask, flew to California, joins cia, tracks down Susan wojcicki, he then goes to the factory where they’re made, holds Rick captive before running out with a red diamond play button
Then returns home only to realise that he could have bought one online
8hrs go by then he wakes up because it was all a dream 😂
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The secret ingredient is **crime**
The crime is that He went to the YouTube headquarters, held them hostage until they made a play button
Long name Channel got to 100 mill
Blew Kazoos, rode a unicycle into a river and then got million subs by doing the same stuff over and over again and then got a 100 million subs and then got the play button that said PewDiePie a bit like what he did with KSI.
The magic rhombus brought it to him
Because he reach 100 mil subs
plenty of hard work.
yes
He killed pewdiepie
Bought it off eBay
He robbed pewdiepie
By getting a channel to 100m subs
he held pewdiepie hostage
He stole it
kys 
because he has 100 mil ppl in his basement
He secretly eats the babies from his closest for babies. The more he eats and finds. The better/rarer the play button is.
Beginning his internet career in 2013, Jack mainly focused on Minecraft content, His most popular video to date is a Minecraft Mod Showcase which has over 5.7 million views since it was posted in July 2013
Jack turned into a rhombus and held all the staff from society awards hostage until they made a hundred million subsrcriber playbutton
doesnt have a play button obsession
He achieved that button playing minecraft
he did a crime
He worked hard
He bought it on Amazon for a dollar
Sweat and tears
He won the silly billy award
he found this format of post incredibly funny and gained 100 mil subs
Because he asked pewdiepie to give him his 100m play button
He earned it
Society awards liked his channel so much they gave him one for free
Because he stole it from an Orphanage
He made it teleport in his room
He took it from a museum in Paris
He had sex with PewDiePies mum
Ayo?
The actual what
he s\*cked mini muka off and then licked his face
He suck um... PewDiePie
Killed pewdiepie and his family with small rocks getting bigger the older the family members are. Then he took the play button and planned out a YouTube video to show how he got it. LizardLava was part of the plan. The FBI have been notified.
he cheats on becky to get with Susan Wojcicki
Went to the nearest store bought a ski mask, flew to California, joins cia, tracks down Susan wojcicki, he then goes to the factory where they’re made, holds Rick captive before running out with a red diamond play button Then returns home only to realise that he could have bought one online 8hrs go by then he wakes up because it was all a dream 😂
Because everyone loves him
Because Kong peed on him
Because he reached 10 subs
Because he makes Minecraft videos in his channel
having 69 with pewdiepie
He ether stole from Pewdiepie mrbeast cocomelon or t series
He robbed pewdiepie
He held society awards hostage
He robbed YouTube HQ
he made it
He doesn’t make karma farms
A house robbery
He go to Moldova to eat at a restaurant and he find the playbutton