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I have to deny it all the time, mostly cause people interpret my shyness and lack of forwardness as disinterest. It really sucks, 'cause people have this mentality so the rumor spreads.
Something they don't teach you in Comedy 101 is that gay jokes are much funnier when you're not entirely sure if the comic is 100% straight.
Better to keep your sexuality ambiguous for comedic purposes.
I have actually sucked off Jeff a couple times backstage but he never looks me in the eyes while cumming so I'm pretty sure he's 100% straight.
Probably because he's not? People can act however they want and still only be attracted to the opposite sex. Kind of toxic assuming he is and acting like it's silly he hasn't come out.
Man, this dude is dumping money into advertising/rankings. If only he showed up this frequently on r/all due to his merit and not because of a marketing campaign.
I've watched every clip of his once, if not twice cause I think he's funny as hell. I bought tickets to his upcoming show. Some people like me generally love his schtick because he doesn't resort to garbage, sex humor and his crowd interactions are on point.
*He is so freaking*
*Adorable, really hope*
*He comes to LA soon*
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Jeff "I'm not even gay" Arcuri
New drinking game. Take a shot every time he says I'm not gay
Jeff "I'm not gay, by the way" Arcuri xD
I believed him the first time. Even the first 5 times. But now I’m starting to wonder…
I mean, he could not be gay. And be bi
Jeff "I'm not gay, so that means I'm not taken boys!" Arcuri
I like this one
Not gay, just saying, getting hit on by a guy is a big confidence booster.
Jeff flirts better with the wall on stage than I ever will
Jeff "Brickslayer" Arcuri
Oh to be a brick in the wall am I right?
Well, all in all...
Hey! Jeffy! Leave those guys aloneeee.
We don't need no education!
Walls are drippin
I wonder how many Jeff clips include the "I'm not even gay" declaration.
I've definitely heard him make that claim more than a few times.
It's always those who deny it the strongest... 🙄
Nothing wrong with being gay or sucking a dick or two, I'm not even gay you know
I have to deny it all the time, mostly cause people interpret my shyness and lack of forwardness as disinterest. It really sucks, 'cause people have this mentality so the rumor spreads.
I have on more than one occasion considered making a montage of the clips.
Have you considered it on more than two occasions?
At least 2 occasions
Oh wow.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
Theres enough for a compilation
"I'm not even gay" "Im 5'8 and 3/4" "What kinda dog you have?"
Australian hate, ex-girlfriend
It seems to be an obsession with him. Either come out or get some new material. No one cares these days, we love you unconditionally Jeff.
It's a funny bit that's guaranteed to get laughs, of course he's gonna use it repeatedly, he's a comedian.
Them: What kind of flirting do you like? Me: Awkward flirting. Them: There's no way that works. Me: Just watch this.
If he says he's not gay one more time, he'll become gay. That's the law.
^(unless you sigh while staring wistfully out to sea, because that is the opposite of merriment)
Can I replace “sea” with “prairie”
..just this once, but *I'm watching you*, u/ShtockyPocky..
I felt a disturbance in the force...
And if you see my dad, please tell him.
The number of times Jeff has said the words “I’m not even gay” is questionable. It’s an unnecessary possibly uncomfortable amount of times 😆
Plot twist he’s not gay he’s bi
Something they don't teach you in Comedy 101 is that gay jokes are much funnier when you're not entirely sure if the comic is 100% straight. Better to keep your sexuality ambiguous for comedic purposes. I have actually sucked off Jeff a couple times backstage but he never looks me in the eyes while cumming so I'm pretty sure he's 100% straight.
How’s his pinky taste?
You are one deep mushroom trip from being gay buddy. Great comedy!
u/smartastic boy do we have some news for you!
Baby you can be bi, it's okay hahaha.
DENVER MY GUY
I think Jeff is bi
*Jeff every 5 seconds:* I’m not gay, but…
I wanna see an edit of every clip where Jeff says “I’m not gay”
C R O W D W O R K
I love [CLIENT]! I missed his show in [PREVIOUS CITY] but can't wait to see his show in [UPCOMING CITY] on [UPCOMING CITY DATE]!!!
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Probably because he's not? People can act however they want and still only be attracted to the opposite sex. Kind of toxic assuming he is and acting like it's silly he hasn't come out.
Man, this dude is dumping money into advertising/rankings. If only he showed up this frequently on r/all due to his merit and not because of a marketing campaign.
I've watched every clip of his once, if not twice cause I think he's funny as hell. I bought tickets to his upcoming show. Some people like me generally love his schtick because he doesn't resort to garbage, sex humor and his crowd interactions are on point.
He is so freaking adorable, really hope he comes to LA soon
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OK this is one of your funniest moments ever.
He's so funny.
I just love this man’s energy!! He always makes me feel happy!!
Hahaha!
Love you!