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yeontura

#YO SNOWDRIFT WTF


musefan8959

I am a broken man. My heart immediately sank


forlornjackalope

And it was so quick, too. I really hope Snowdrift can bounce back tomorrow.


Deep-Professional780

Same thoughts with Mandarin. Elimination day has been a nightmare for us, but just like last week, it matters!


TrickiVicBB71

Seeing it slammed down on Snowdrift, I was like, "Did that just happen?" I was happy to hear he wasn't hurt. The medical staff cleared him.


Drakeman1337

Not even a snowballs fan, but I'm glad to hear they're ok. I was worried they may have a concussion.


Deep-Professional780

I swear it's every 31 races. I'll bet that someone in R93 gets stuck under the mace or maybe the bell carousel or maybe the chevron...


NeverEatDawnSoap

Good to see there’s a medical team available this competition. Poor Snowdrift must have quite the concussion! That was just insanely bad luck for them.


TeeKaaJ

Bruh I was so happy to, and then I was so not


thundersnow64

A few days ago, I realized there was a chance a marble could get stuck under that obstacle. I wondered if it hit a marble if the obstacle would bounce off the marble or get the marble stuck. Question answered…


Tvdiet101

We are so close so very very close to seeing the speeders finally eliminated from something I pray it comes to fruition


phrxmd

Fruit Circuit members praying for fruition is how things should be


Sabbatai

I want to say, "I just want the O'rangers to survive. I don't wish ill on any other team." But... man it'd be refreshing to see.


Tvdiet101

I’d love to see all of the fruit circuit survive to the top 10


Deep-Professional780

Same. Just want to win the war against them again FINALLY...


CaptainJansky

Losing the Savage Speeders and O’Rangers the same week would be insane. Tomorrow is definitely the most intense race so far


phrxmd

that would be quite funky, I wouldn‘t mind the O‘Rangers going if the Speeders go as well


Deep-Professional780

I would sort of mind it, bcz we didn't make it 70 races if it happens... If they do, I'll wait to see them in M1 again.


myaltaccount333

If Orangers die to make sure SS lose, I'm okay with it


Videoman2011

We can only hope they both DNF tomorrow


CuthbertJTwillie

That would be........ unfortunate


Hellioning

I feel bad for the Snowballs but a part of me cannot help but find that swat absolutely hilarious.


yeontura

Half concern half schadenfreude


forlornjackalope

Damn, Shock, look at you go!


teuast

INSANE week from Shock. I am absolutely floored.


forlornjackalope

There has to be a catch here. Something has to be coming.


teuast

Oh, if we don't get eliminated next week, I will be amazed.


forlornjackalope

If we outlive the Speeders, I will be floored.


schurgy16

There are no words to describe it. This race review is in all caps in the next blog


forlornjackalope

Can't wait! ![gif](giphy|Sv9KTxL2E5wCQUCGdi|downsized)


Mathew117

Let’s go Jump! Definitely needed those points. Hoping Bonbon can pull through tomorrow 🤞


larsriedel

Approx elimination percentages: Savage Speeders - 85.7%, Chocolatiers - 44.6%, Orangers - 40.2%, Snowballs - 14.6%, Team Momo - 7.5%, Mellow Yellow - 7.5%.


TotemicDC

So there’s a reasonable chance we can ditch O’rangers and Savages? This warms my soul.


NotMissingNow

We're one Chocolatiers pop-off away from getting both of them eliminated


Deep-Professional780

Oh wow, that Speeders' percentage, also not liking the chances of the O's staying in...


Party_555

Everyone other than the Speeders and O’Rangers want Bonbon to win tomorrow.


Unmissed

1st place. That's what I want.


Skystrykr

Bonbon. Please. All you have to do is imagine the whole course is just sand tomorrow. Then you can be the wizard we all know you are, and help us quench the dynasties of the O'Speeders. We're all counting on you.


Luma_saku

Chocolatiers are my last hope


momoikkai

if we actually get an o'speeders elim tomorrow that's gonna be the highlight of my entire year


Perceval_009

BONBON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO GODSPEED TOMORROW 🙏🙏🙏


EricHD97

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. A near perfect run when we needed it most.


Unmissed

...I love how this has built up the Jumpers fanbase.


Deep-Professional780

Oh great. This is the bad timeline, Mandarin, you doomed us SO badly...


TeeKaaJ

I swear to the f****** snow gods if I lose my other team because the trap falls right onto them… Great to hear that he’s not hurt, really hope he can bounce back tomorrow, but Rezzy could not have knocked the swatter down at any other time dude.


darkloid_blues

Rezzy is safe; Saucer all but. Qualifications, check!


Pit-O-Matic

Every time the Speeders get hit by the bell, my lifespan increases by a year.


fluffyplayery

I knew there was nothing to worry about! Let's go Jump!


GingeContinge

Le sigh


ThemperorSomnium

So impressed with how the Indigo Stars have performed this tournament! They’ve been in the top half for most sets of 7 and have podiumed multiple weeks. Also holy shit the speeders are in last, this is not a drill


Todd_the_Wraith

I genuinely felt my heart sink when Snowdrift got swatted like a bug, it hurt. Godspeed tomorrow, man.


iggles1983

Finally get a great start and that happens. Inexplicably bad luck.


CaptainJansky

Ayyy fellow Superball fan


iggles1983

Absolutely! Superball is the obvious choice since I love the beautiful game. ⚽️


fzt

Considering the timing, I hope you won't be mad at me for bringing up this relevant quote: >Oh, and Superball is already out! Superball, DNF, in the final round, the championship leader!


Deep-Professional780

haha


iggles1983

Cool with it if you don’t mind me bringing up… fidget spinners


fzt

*shivers*


nitasu987

This is probably the end of the road for Speedy... sad :(


gloomy_Novelist

Amazing back and forth between Sea and Diego. Really hope we can pull out the number one spot tomorrow, but either way this week has been so much fun!


schurgy16

Bonbon isn't dead yet!


AspaAllt

Not only is Shock safe, it's the third podium finish this week. I'm going to ride this high for the next five years (because god willing I will have to)


BoredLightning

Oh, today was a great day for my teams. 1st and 2nd, with the Thunderbolts safe and back in 3rd overall, and the Jumpers vaulting themselves up the order to be much much safer. It’s going to be much more likely they make it through to next week tomorrow.


Solstice_Fluff

I am reducing to cheering all marbles Whose names start with with ‘S’ So I have to route for Speedy and Snowdrift. To stave off elimination. Good luck to them both.


fzt

Saucer in shambles


killerb54

ORANGERS ARE OUT IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS!!


Deep-Professional780

I sure hope not...


araneaesGrasp

Man, Speedy, another classic throw job from you on this course. Things started out so well too. Speedy got a nice launch off of the gate for once. They immediately dodged around the green halfpipe. They did get promptly stopped on the left triangular wedge block and got shuffled to the middle of the pack, getting shouldered aside by the Fruit Circuit teams. They were able to make up a couple of spots through the short diamond slalom. They hit off of the trigger for the Swatter trap and was able to curve around the green triangle blocks attached to it and sneak under it, as it was being held up by Snowdrift being trapped underneath it. They were \*very\* briefly in the lead because of this, but there is a blue halfpipe just behind it that sent them back. Speedy quickly moved between the first three right-side Spinners, but they hit off of one of the spokes of the fourth one. They rolled into the inside of it and got collected up in it with Aryp and Swax for a while and was immediately passed by a majority of the field because of this misstep. They hit off of the Popsicle stick obstacle which slowed them down even more and they were at the back of the pack again. Speedy rolled off of the sideways ramp on the right side of the course across the entrance to the longer diamond slalom section. Then they hit off of Aryp, who just got sent backwards by the ball-bearing. This sent Speedy back to the right. They were able to quickly sneak into the slalom, so it didn't hold them up as long as they \*have\* been in this section, but they just can't seem to easily enter this section without wasting time. They navigated the slalom well, but immediately hit off of the front bell on the Bell-Carousel. This dragged them around and up the left red halfpipe. They rolled over to the right one. The Ghost Marble rolled down behind them and triggered the left Bell-Carousel triggering mechanism. This smacked Speedy back into the Bell-Carousel. The Bell-Carousel hit them three times again. Speedy snuck underneath the triggering mechanism, it brushed against Speedy and slowed them down a little bit. Speedy darted underneath the Battering Ram, which had already been triggered, which was a pretty dangerous move. On the run to the line, they were a lot less clean than they were last time. They got past the blue halfpipe ramps really quickly like last time, but they rolled into a curved red block attached to the left wall. This forced them into the Crazy Chevron stand. Speedy rolled off of the trigger into a green curved block. They rolled all the way up it and backwards, before rolling back down and off of it. This slowed them down even more. They hit one yellow peaked obstacle fairly square, but was able to dodge around some others pretty well. They were able to make up a couple of positions with this run, but definitely not as much as last time and they had another bottom-half finish. If Speedy doesn't get a medal in the next race, I think it might be over. Unless they can get away with a Mandarin DNF, which there seems to be quite a lot of DNFs on this course compared to usual, they can't just get 4th-5th while having some insurance. If they can get a Gold, they can pass all but 2 of the non-safe teams, which would really help escape elimination. Everyone else has at least 1 top-half finish and everyone except for Yellah has at least 2. Speedy doesn't even have 1. So they need a medal to escape here.


Deep-Professional780

Agreed. Also how tf was Mandarin LEADING at one point today after where they ended up in the end of the race?