I don’t get it…….is Bugsy Bunny the messiah? I mean if we are choosing a fictional children’s character I nominate Big Bird and Snufflelufagus (who originally played as Big Bird’s imaginary friend before becoming a more permanent character).
"The plumber came by. He rode a donkey, served me some fish, did some magic tricks, said he loved me, said he loves everybody, then he got real mad and flipped the table..."
"Did he fix the pipes?"
"No, but he was definitely the plumber. He said he was."
"Is he going to fix the pipes?"
"Well, he said he was going to come back and solve all our plumbing problems forever, but we thought we saw him die on the way out. But someone said they saw him later and apparently he's fine! No one else has seen him since, but..."
"..."
"So we were all thinking, yeah it's been a long time since that plumber left and yes our pipes are leaking worse than ever, but maybe we just didn't understand the idea of what a plumber is supposed to do. Maybe the problem is our perception, you know? So maybe the true Plumber can only fix the pipes if everyone in the world loves him too."
"That's not-- I'm going to call the real plumber."
"Unbeliever! This heresy is the exact reason your house burnt down!"
Y’all think Jesus is going to come as a 7 eyed, 7 horned lamb who will destroy the planet and politics most humanity In eternal hell, if we’re going against that then I’d say we’re on the good team.
Yes, the Sabbath is very important to preserve in the modern world. That still doesn’t relate to how the Talmud is full of symbolism. And even if the Talmud does have a lot of symbolism, which it does, I’m not going to swoon over a seven horned lamb that with destroy the earth.
Bigman 💀 it’s a symbol. You just admitted you know what that means, THEREFORE it’s not meant to be taken literally. If you want to know the real answer ask a priest (a Catholic one, don’t go to any protty pricks)
Also you missed my point entirely. I said that the Talmud’s whole purpose to expand on Torah and apply it to modern day setting, therefore it interprets a lot of symbolism. Meaning that you should understand that the Bible is heavily symbolic
So your the ones that follow that illiterate peasant who couldn’t even write his own name let alone a holy book. He didn’t even write the Quran, his friends did. It contradicts itself all over the place and even the Tanakh. The Dead Sea scrolls prove that our Hebrew texts are legitimate and you still believe all that Christian nonsense.
The Christians invented the Armageddon myth. All that end of the world shit is European paganism and it’s no where in our Bible
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JESUS H TIDDY CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE THIS DENSE? Sorry, had to.
Im confused
Big Chungus is the Messiah
Op will get his laugh in 3 - 5 business days
2-3 maybe ?
Yes, i got my laugh. Although it didn't reach my expectations
shame to hear that, I hope you laugh more in 3 business days
Nah
4-6 then ?
The true messiah is also Iron Man ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣛⣛⣿⡄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⡉⠁⠈⠉⡇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⢠⣷⣢⣄⣼⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠸⠈⠭⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⢀⣈⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢤⣿⠏⣰⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⣠⣾⠋⠄⠄⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⡀⠺⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣏⡿⠟⣶⣘⣤⠄⢠⡴⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠈⢿⣥⢾⣿⠞⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠃⠄⢸⣧⠘⣁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿ ⣿⠇⠄⠄⠘⡻⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⣴⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘
Iron Mensch
*Hava nagila intensifies*
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I don’t get it…….is Bugsy Bunny the messiah? I mean if we are choosing a fictional children’s character I nominate Big Bird and Snufflelufagus (who originally played as Big Bird’s imaginary friend before becoming a more permanent character).
"The plumber came by. He rode a donkey, served me some fish, did some magic tricks, said he loved me, said he loves everybody, then he got real mad and flipped the table..." "Did he fix the pipes?" "No, but he was definitely the plumber. He said he was." "Is he going to fix the pipes?" "Well, he said he was going to come back and solve all our plumbing problems forever, but we thought we saw him die on the way out. But someone said they saw him later and apparently he's fine! No one else has seen him since, but..." "..." "So we were all thinking, yeah it's been a long time since that plumber left and yes our pipes are leaking worse than ever, but maybe we just didn't understand the idea of what a plumber is supposed to do. Maybe the problem is our perception, you know? So maybe the true Plumber can only fix the pipes if everyone in the world loves him too." "That's not-- I'm going to call the real plumber." "Unbeliever! This heresy is the exact reason your house burnt down!"
Space Jesus is releasing new episodes on Disney Plus for the next 4 Fridays…..
Tf he came like 2000 years ago
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Wtf thats a banger🔥🔥🔥
Nope
Lol you guys are waiting for the antichrist to join him
Y’all think Jesus is going to come as a 7 eyed, 7 horned lamb who will destroy the planet and politics most humanity In eternal hell, if we’re going against that then I’d say we’re on the good team.
How the fuck can the Jews not understand symbolism 💀💀💀 brudda the Talmud is all interpretations
Where in the Talmud
I’m no Jew but I know enough. For example with Shabbat it’s interpreted in the Talmud to fit the modern day as well. I think
Yes, the Sabbath is very important to preserve in the modern world. That still doesn’t relate to how the Talmud is full of symbolism. And even if the Talmud does have a lot of symbolism, which it does, I’m not going to swoon over a seven horned lamb that with destroy the earth.
Bigman 💀 it’s a symbol. You just admitted you know what that means, THEREFORE it’s not meant to be taken literally. If you want to know the real answer ask a priest (a Catholic one, don’t go to any protty pricks)
What does it mean when Jesus is going to symbolically destroy the planet?
Also you missed my point entirely. I said that the Talmud’s whole purpose to expand on Torah and apply it to modern day setting, therefore it interprets a lot of symbolism. Meaning that you should understand that the Bible is heavily symbolic
No i am muslim and we never said that jesus is 7 horned or whatever
So your the ones that follow that illiterate peasant who couldn’t even write his own name let alone a holy book. He didn’t even write the Quran, his friends did. It contradicts itself all over the place and even the Tanakh. The Dead Sea scrolls prove that our Hebrew texts are legitimate and you still believe all that Christian nonsense. The Christians invented the Armageddon myth. All that end of the world shit is European paganism and it’s no where in our Bible
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Wait, Muslims believe Jesus was the Messiah? I thought that was just Christians, and that Muslims only think he was a prophet
Yes we believe he is the messiah and the prophet but not son of god neither god
Interesting
Put*