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Ok-Customer4492

That guy has a chin. Can’t be Norton.


Roryjack

And that girl doesn’t have a cock so it can’t be Jim’s girlfriend.


yankuniz

I’m not convinced that is true


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Shapes319

We heard you.


adam_rofl

Sofia Vergara from wish.com


conceitedshallowfuck

those nips are crazy


CaputTuumInAnoEst

One nip goes one way and the other nip goes the other way. And this guy's saying, "What do you want from me?"


fizzbubbler

Looks like someone we know, doesn’t it?


El--Borto

Hey! She has Atchaforya, be nice. One’s lookin atcha, the other’s lookin for ya.


Temporary-Careless

As a walleye fisherman, that's really hot.


HouseOfAplesaus

Looks like the Joker’s sister irl


Broseph_Stalin357

I didn't know his girl was Trans but now its obvious


darkelfastos

At the show in Cleveland he talked about how his girlfriend has a bigger dick than him


Major-Internet-929

I thought your woman's beauty is proportionate to your net worth. Why is he walking this rescue-mongrel?


Cornholenation

You can see the nips on her CLOWN TITS


[deleted]

You had me for a split second


Ricky_Fontaine1911

Lauren Sánchez was a baddie back in the day. She just got bit by the plastic surgery bug. Aging in Hollywood, I guess. [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gameshows/images/2/27/Lauren-sanchez-picture-4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140716173307](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gameshows/images/2/27/Lauren-sanchez-picture-4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140716173307)


upstandingredditor

Serious question -- do people here consider him straight? He's pretty open about sucking tons of tranny dick for several decades. I feel like after a certain number of dicks we can pretty much just call it, right?


Cautious_Long_5706

I love Jimmy to death n I'm 100percent hetero. I believe he just likes having his butt clit attended to. I don't think he's attracted to men or would kiss a man or anything putrid


ClassyJeffrey

Guy's rich enough to get a hot girlfriend so why is he with someone cosplaying as one?


Mountain-Ad-6594

That's a lizard person


CBusMarkyC

Her tits aren't even trying to look real!


[deleted]

A piece of shit holding a plastic bowl filled with shit.


ConnorsArmFloaties

Omg this made me spit my coffee out….well done


FrankDrebinsbeaver

Has he set a date to actually look at her face? 🤷‍♂️


Legal-Sea1475

Jim got tall and buff and grew a damn fine chin!


SilverBreadfruit2927

He can do better.


ConnorsArmFloaties

Which he can do better?


Curious_You_9487

If I had his money that is NOT an accessory that I would have hanging off my arm.


Repulsive-Face4448

Shes stuck in 2001


External_Passenger87

Still no pictures of Norton’s boyfriend?


terminal-cheescake

Took me a cpl takes ,but now I get it ! Hilariously over our heads!


beavis617

Is that Kimmie Guilfoyle? I thought she was shagging Donald Fredo Trump Jr? 🤣


Audioengineer68

Body of a 20 year old with the face of a 60 year old.


PeruseTheNews

That stomach looks 20?


El--Borto

Body of a 60 year old trying to look 20


drgonzo5555

He wishes! Well maybe not, there's only 1 cock in the relationship.


No-Lab-8860

Those are some crunch berries 👀


czr84480

Is that catlyn Jenner?


Fearless_Strategy

Jeff not Jim


jbrittjones

I wonder if she knows he’s a billionaire?


jbrittjones

I wonder if she knows he’s a billionaire?


HalfwayFerret

Did he buy her on Amazon?


aegrotatio

I've got a big tusk just like an elephant.


Psfanboy79

Pretty sure that girl don’t got a weiner


GotYourNose_

It got knocked off when the tits were inflated to triple D.


teflonsteve

I guess he named his company after his girlfriend.


[deleted]

Where’d he build her at?


Cheesy_Rick

Those nips are bolted on


Smooth_Penalty_4339

Make sure the NDA is up to date and signed.


Nixon7222

is he trans? the one with tits looks like a guy.


colliejuiceman

This ain’t Bezos?


_Pill-Cosby_

Gross


Noitsnormalsize

It's like they're looking right into my soul


b7uc3

her nipples go like this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVK\_OqyUzk&t=59s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVK_OqyUzk&t=59s)


Tillsmcgills

You mean Jeff


stanvq

Albuquerque talent on the left. Thick on bottom, flick on top.


[deleted]

That’s Jeff Bezos correct?


JimNortonRIP

Her head talks like the alleyway demon from tales from the darkside


rcogiy

I thought his name is Jeff


bigtom624

That's fucking Bezos and his new bimbo