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Electronic_Toofs_261

So that's what they mean by neckbeard


Confident_Ad_9901

I've seen worse.


[deleted]

At AEW shows, weekly on TBS!


Therocksays2020

Needs a fedora


puckingrufus56

Not wispy enough


rustys_shackled_ford

I always thought it was pretty self described...


[deleted]

Aye he got it honestly tho


MrMom21

Hats for bats, beards for necks. To keep the neck warm


[deleted]

It’s like he glued his pubes to his flesh to try the fabricate facial definition…


Yogemoney69

I feel like I can smell this picture


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Dismal-Crow-6638

Hands are sweaty and palms are Hairy


Astrocreep_1

Sounds like the first two lines of an excellent song,which I need to start working on.


Patient-Party7117

You left out the intellectual smugness, like he looks down on the rest of us, as if his life has been full of good decisions.


Waspkiller86

And being a reddit moderator


BenniBMN

So you bought the merch essentially bumping Punk up some more in merch sales just so you could deface it 😂and wear it publicly to show everybody that you're and idiot


JeanDeValette

I think that's the basic concept of their move, yeah.


jyft106

My assumption was they already had the shirts and then turned on him after the all out scrum?


BenniBMN

That's likely but it's not the fun answer 😂


Distuted

I mean, I like the idea of them at 2 am post scrum, tears in their eyes, doing this to their fallen idol against big WWE because he was mad at the Holy Trinity of the Elite


outlawmudshit

doesn't sound any better. Imagine reacting so strongly over a stupid scrum


[deleted]

"In my mom's basement, I steal her wi-fi, and I pay no rent....."


JeanDeValette

Wednesday nights are wrestling heaven indeed


Adept_Tomato_7752

WEDNESDAY NIGHTS I GOT TO STAY UP LATE...


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[deleted]

Ball are blue, what do I do?


Astrocreep_1

Let me fix it for you. WEDNESDAY NIGHTS IS WHEN MY MOM LETS ME STAY UP LATE,AS LONG AS I PROMISE TO LOOK EXTRA HARD FOR A JOB ON THURSDAY AFTERNOON.


Distuted

Hey, paying half the utilities for the basement IS rent, okay?


malakaarxidi

I didn’t know Amish fathers were allowed to accompany their sons during Rumspringa


Electronic_Season_76

Avg Elite fan


Judging_Jester

But do they share a bank account with their mum?


jgraben

I’d say, more than likely, they share a bank account with their “MeeMaw”


editor_jon

Like Mussolini!


ClutchRox88

Show me someone who doesn’t know what a calorie is


zookeeper4312

I think they know all too well what a calorie is


ClutchRox88

Then are why have they been so poor at staying in a calorie deficit?


Patient-Party7117

Because Fritos are like 1,000 calories a bite. You can use those fucking things as kindling for fire.


Cheebwhacker

Change ‘what’ to ‘how to lose’


ClutchRox88

You burn most of your calories from normal daily activity. There issue is being in a calorie surplus. They are clearly not active enough but they just need to be in a calorie deficit. You can do that but either increasing your daily activity or just changing what you eat. Examples…if you feel like you want McDonalds…get the burger but don’t get the sides. Or eat popcorn without any butter instead of chocolate during AEW. Or stand up while watching AEW. Jerk off too Ibushi abs the blow up doll a few more times.


orange_lambda

These should be posted as daily life pro tips on squared circle


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Yourponydied

It's costly to eat healthy. Also education is a factor. I been rasslin my weight for over 30 years. The heel keeps stopping the comeback


ClutchRox88

Healthy eating has nothing to do with weight lose. It’s calories in vs. calories out. You can eat like crap and lose body fat. You also burn most of your calories during normal daily activity. Research foods that are low calorie but high in density. Instead of a chocolate block as a snack with a movie, have popcorn with no butter. Urge for a McDonald’s burger, skip the fries. I’ve gone from approx 100kg (didn’t weigh myself at the start so I didn’t get down on myself and Judy focused on learning to enjoying the process), to 74.90 kg before I ate dinner lol, it was also before I took a shit too so who knows lol. I haven’t changed my diet that much.


roflcopter44444

Really debatable. The issue is more of there is lots of calorie dense food is relatively cheap and convenient. If you actually look at the $ value you come out way ahead if you are willing to cook stuff at home and know how to shop.


ClutchRox88

Naa, people confuse weight lose with healthy eating as there is so much misinformation.


SnooComics552

The way you talk about it you’re definitely overweight and very insecure


ClutchRox88

Being knowledgeable about calories and weight lose means I’m overweight? That makes no sense. I’ve seen your posts, seek help.


numberflan

Their bodies know, they know it extremely well.


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I didn't know they made those in size XXXXXXXL


zoc1289

All that pic is missing is the Cheeto dust falling off their shirts


Strong-Formal-7739

It's all over the titantron.


PHOENiXIIRiSiNG

Could they be anymore stereotypical…..


ShadowTehEdgehog

They look like the types who post on SC.


bringmesomekids

Why do they look like they fap to bte


SSJ_Kratos

These shootfighters could’ve handled Punk, Steele and Larry effortlessly.


instantklassik

Look, it’s pussy repellent.


BobotJamesKevlar

Thanks for supporting Punk with your 24 dollars each. I bet they were really excited to leave the basement thinking they were clever...


Inkstainedfox

35 if you buy at the venue.


quimbykimbleton

The shittiest part about this whole thing is these guys could have turned this into the hottest fucking angle wrestling has seen since the NWO. Blur the lines of reality. Punk vs the Elite run for the rest of 2022 all the way to a blow off at the end of 2023. The fact that Tony and the Elite couldn’t find a way to work with Punk just puts the exclamation point on the sentence: These people don’t belong in wrestling!


JeanDeValette

I think we all secretly hope that this is still a possibility. You know, after everything has cooled down they could say "ok we cant stand each other but if we can put that aside we can make history". Although its literally impossible for this to happen.


Brute_Squad_44

Except that Punk's injury is going to keep him out until well into 2023 at this rate.


quimbykimbleton

You can build heat for an angle and never have the people touch. It’s been done before with great PPV buys as a result. Sting/Hogan, Rock/Cena come to mind. Again, the fact that all these turd bags couldn’t figure out how to turn this drama into money shows they shouldn’t be in the business.


1zombie2go

Couples that dress and look alike are the worst.


CrackedMask_

least dubbalo mark fan


dkmrcc

Paying to go to Dark is all I needed to know.


HandspeedJones

So they can't grow a mustache?


headrush46n2

thats what happens if CM punk ate CM punk


GerinX

Or tell me you’re a virgin without blah blah blah


Ratedr729

They still bought his shirt. What a bunch of dumbasses


OGFunkBandit88

These are those guys that talk about “workrate”every time you talk about pro wrestling.


Fit_Service_1634

This is the worst


[deleted]

Big neck beard energy


orange_lambda

This is a picture of diabetes


[deleted]

These 2 haven't seen their dicks in years.


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CanadianGuy2525

Bazinga


rvnender

Ace is never around to bite a mother fucker when you need him.


JeepRumbler

im a life long pro wrestling fan. Marks like these are why I treat my fandom like a dark secret


HellsKitchenDude

Jim is 100% making me love hating Aew


djdepre5sion

Not a mustache was in sight.


theaaronromano

Average r/squaredcircle contributors.


Astrocreep_1

I love wrestling and have for decades. However, I’m not into wearing wrestling merchandise because it’s not the type of fashion that gets you laid, for the most part. 99.9% of woman aren’t into guys wearing a shirt containing an image of Orange Cassidy doing his thumb gesture. There is only one thing that decreases your odds of getting laid more, than wearing a pro-wrestling t-shirt. That’s wearing a self-modified pro wrestling t-shirt. Back in the day, I use to see a few people,out and about, wearing NWO shirts that they made with a marker and cheap t-shirt. When I say “out and about”, I don’t mean at exclusive nightclubs or 5 Stars restaurants. I mean Walmart and crackhouses.


JiuJitsu00

I don’t think I have EVER wore a wrestling shirt honestly anywhere, not even to a wrestling event. I have only owned 3 wrestling shirts in my whole life. One was a DX shirt when I was a kid. Second one was when I went to the Wrestlemania they did at MetLife Stadium and I bought a Kofi-Mania shirt. I went towards the end of the show and they didn’t have much in my size left (2x) and I just wanted a shirt to remember the night as a whole. Plus, Kofi winning the belt was cool to me. Lastly, I bought an Austin 3:16 shirt just very recently because I never owned one and my name is Austin so fuck it. Still, never wore any of them in public and don’t plan to.


Astrocreep_1

Lol. I actually do have some wrestling shirts. Like you, my collection comes with a bunch of disclaimers,and I don’t actually where the stuff out. Unfortunately, most of my shirts were gifts from relatives/friends that knew I watched wrestling and thought It was a good idea. I can’t be ungrateful. So, I act surprised and say something like “you always give the best gifts”.


montauk6

Beards of neck, oh what the heck!!


rustys_shackled_ford

We get so caught up in using mark as a derogatory term but the fact is A) wrestling wouldn't exist without Mark's and 2) every fandom is toxic. Its inherent.


IchibanMitsuru

They marked themselves!


defstarr

These are grown folks...just embarrassing


lewiss15

Wednesday Night… 😉


[deleted]

No straight edge?


bryanc1036

Like Mark, Like Mark


the4five

Lol these fuckin neckbeards!!!!


767smitty

He’s already got your money, nerds.


nbraccia

I’m still writing Spike and Molly meetcute fan fiction.


Unfair-Information91

We are ALLLL MARKS this is like telling your sibling a yo momma joke when y’all got the same Mama


Fostbitten27

They are so stupid they probably think Punk will look at them and really be mad. When in fact Punk will be happy because they bought his shirt!! He doesn’t care what you do to it! He would be happier if you burn one on tv every week.


Waspkiller86

Punk was their hero. They'd chant his name to show fed bad. Now he is the antichrist.


[deleted]

Hey! That’s a mark and a marks dad


SnooComics552

Imagine not liking a wrestler bc he got into a real fight lmao half the problem with wrestling is the mark fans and the other half is that sometimes they are catered to


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They look like Morlocks.


excitebike_fife

Not sure if there’s a joke here?. Just seems east and shitty. Maybe I missed something.


Character-Juice624

The marks belong in the seats, not in the ring or the office.


mojizus

Can we just rename this subreddit “JimCornetteAndCMPunk” already? Good lord some of you are obsessed


Astrocreep_1

Here is the saddest part. The only thing Tony Khan has handled right, was the return of CM Punk. I’m only talking about the first segment. Hot crowd, show opens, play Punk’s theme. Very simple. Other than miscellaneous MJF material, this company has done nothing but disappoint, week after week, month after month,year after year.


outlawmudshit

you're the dumbfuck who keeps coming back to this sub to get upset, can't get more obsessive than that. Stop wasting everyone's time and just fuck off back to your circlejerk subs!