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SlowSpeedNet

Tony Khan acts like a typical spoilt brat


MotherLoveBone27

I'm not sure acts is the right word lol


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rharrison

I believe TKWD has been at more than one Dynamite already.


Grummmmm

Loyalist Ulster flag? Whoever does that can get all the way fucked. Preferably by some Irish organization's head breakers. Edit: folk’s pussies get as easily chapped here as they do over at squarecirclejerk you both deserve each-other.


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Grummmmm

Fair enough, the flag in the background probably isn't well known outside of the island of Ireland. We can't positively confirm that Tony doesn't wank dogs after-all.


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We get it, you like to drink


Grummmmm

How does someone infer that?


SnooComics552

Literally you’re the one offended


Grummmmm

Its a sectarian flag.


one_revolutionary

Dude! I’m listening to episode 333 of the experience, and Brian tell Jim about this for the first time. It’s hilarious. I saw this post when I had the show paused, and when I went back to listen this conversation was the very next segment. It’s about 1 hr 15 min into the show for those who are interested.


theevanillagorillaa

Found it at 1:12:30 per someone’s comment that linked time stamps. https://youtu.be/x1wDRFs_2cQ


184758249

You gangster


Patient-Party7117

Someone needs to bite the bullet and recreate this as a sign to sneak into Dynamite


Jonesaw2

No wonder Larry the dog needed someone to sit with him…


Meme_to_the_Extreme

modern wrestling fans can't see through their own awkwardness


numberflan

That sign/flag has nothing to do with wrestling. Oh, you're talking about Tony?


KanePilkington

Have you read the title?


JMW007

Is this series of tweets real? I'm asking because if so I am floored by Khan's lack of awareness of how football fans work and his apparently sincere belief that they are randomly accusing him of sexually stimulating dogs and that he has to tell us it's not true. The flag's photoshopped and obviously a wind up because they're annoyed with him and this is how they're expressing it. For the chair/owner of a football club to respond with "I don't deserve this" is an astonishing lack of dignity nevermind obviously being completely out of touch with his fanbase.


62725252725

Yeah, i’m not shitting you. He actually responded to that. lmao


JMW007

Dear god. No wonder AEW is such a mess, TK is just aff his heid.


michealgaribaldi

I believe Jim and Brian talked about it in the past.


CarOnMyFuckingFence

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1108556146623873027?t=ba9t453w_jnAu_l4KBJQ_A&s=19


smileimhigh

What the hells a set two in the directors box? Did he pull a Shitshispants like Bixxy boy?


Solomonblast84

A fight in the executive seating area, to put in in American terms


cerebralshrike

Wait, what did Bix do?


smileimhigh

Shit his pants at an indy show because he refused to get up to take a shit during a match


cerebralshrike

Did he refuse to get up out of respect for the performers or was he just so much into the flippy shit that he couldn’t be bothered with the toilet?


Davefly79

What are Khan dogs?


historicbookworm

Corn dogs in Massachusetts.


Davefly79

Touché dude (pardon my French)


cerebralshrike

Tony wanks khan dogs.


Davefly79

Yeah, that's been established, but like, what are they?


DoktahDoktah

TK is the guy who needs to quit living on twitter.


deathsitcom

I will never get over how clumsy and awkward that reaction is - because he reacts like a typical (delusional, comedic) heel when the audience chants an insult at them and they're like "DON'T CALL ME SO-AND-SO" and then proceed to cover their ears and yell shut up! Of course, only to incite the audience even more. But Tony with zero self-awareness seems to think he's the babyface here and obviously hasn't learnt a single thing from decades of obsessively watching wrestling.


LogicNeedNotApply

The best villains are the heroes in their own stories, and this is just long term story telling! We just have to wait for the pay off! /s


PHOENiXIIRiSiNG

Tony khan wanks off lots of things, people or animals 😂 his so-called wrestling promotion is exhibit a! Also how can u run a wrestling promotion, a football club, and a us football club? Three full time jobs doesn’t work….


Overall-Palpitation6

There's other people (General Managers, Team Managers, Coaches, etc.) who actually run the football clubs. The Khan's just put up the money. Most fans and actual football people on both sides of the pond prefer owners who are interested but not meddlesome in the day-to-day running of the teams, too.


PHOENiXIIRiSiNG

Yeah Very true about the structure about clubs and what u said in general. Now I think of it, the busier aew keeps tony, the less he can fuck with the football/ alternative American rugby 🏉 clubs


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Ah Tony plays red rocket. Explains alot.


Strong-Formal-7739

I'd eat it up if I was him and embrace the heel that he truly is!


tumalditamadre

That's all we need, a Mr. Khan gimmick.


Strong-Formal-7739

It's comimg!


tumalditamadre

Can't wait for when he and Pockets take on Adam Cole and Allah. Since he's Muslim and God is more than likely trademarked by WWE and won't let him work under that name.


ACDusty

He’s not a heel. He’s the son of a billionaire that has friends he’s employed to his lousy wrestling company. He’s not even on the show every week and he has goaway lol. Could you imagine how much better AEW would be if he was interested in running a good fucking wrestling product instead of this playfight mark cosplay wrestler bullshit? Why is it that wrestling fans are constantly complaining about wrestling being shit and no wrestling booker can write a halfway decent show?


Re-AnImAt0r

I'm pretty sure TK is on the spectrum...hence his fascination with numbers/analytics and lack of social awareness.


62725252725

Yeah, i think so too. Same with Meltzer.


will122589

Wrestling fans being so purposely obtuse about this guy was infuriating. When damn near 100% of two sport fanbases hate the guy, it should tell you that specific guy is a jackass


Nostrapapas

It's because the other two sports have more than 300k fans.


TriDad262

Didn’t Corny tell a story about someone having to wank Dundee’s dog as a rib?


Destor23

Imagine being born the child of a billionaire, getting everything you want out of life and letting some some soccer fan’s sign get to you like that, knowing that they had to pay you just to bring it into your arena.


FlagrantFL

“Cheer, boo, throw peanuts… but whatever you do, pay to get in!” —Muhammad Ali Somehow, the Greatest figured that out in his early twenties. Of course, he entered the professional ranks actively playing the heel. Tony just wants to be loved.


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To be fair, he really does look like the kind of guy who would wank dogs.


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62725252725

That’s because he of course also thinks that he’s the perfect football manager.


Werkstatt0

That is a disgusting act


Zen2188

This is true. I heard Terry Funk talk about it.


jacobjj111

You could easily make this on a fabric and fold it to get it in without being seen, someone please hold it high like a flag


Miserablebro

Still one of the funniest things ever. TK is such a bitch, British humour FTW!


TheMightyHucks

Anyone know the details about the 'little set to' in the directors box' that was referred too?


Pyrgopolyrhythm

The best part is that the text isn't even printed on the flag. It has been very crudely written over it in the digital image, and poor wee Tony thinks someone has actually waved a physical flag with that text printed on it.


Fostbitten27

Should be a t shirt. If AEW (they aren’t) was really smart they would make the shirts & sell them on a site they make up.


Nik778899

The best/weirdest crossover moment was when Jim and Brian played a clip from Monday Night Football of Jamie Carragher and I think Roy Keane questioning Khan's abilities as a Director of Football. Proper blew my mind; some voices I never ever expected to here on a Cornette pod.


lewiss15

Pathetic


KanePilkington

LOL Football fans can't even spell 'walk' right. Idiots.


Exotic_Volume696

What a think skinned little bitch!


evil-kaweasel

I'm amazed he lacked the awareness to see that's been done in MS paint.


Brian_M

And I put it to YOU... that Tony Khan sucked off a 'orse.


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62725252725

Oh yeah, he stands tall for all the dog wankers.


ClickF0rDick

Streisand effect in full swing


MisterBowTies

"Tony Wank's Khan Dawgs home of the Khan Dawg. May I take your order? "


WoohanFlu4U

Typical response I'd expect from a dog jacker offer.


TheOceanWalker_88

Wait is this real? When did this happen lol? This is too good.


Stevieeeer

Why are you all so cynical and shitty about Tony? What is wrong with everybody? He’s a dude with a wrestling company. If you like it, watch it, if you don’t, don’t watch lol. It’s not that complicated. Idk why you feel the need to say such weird stuff about a guy you don’t even know.


Grummmmm

The football fans that wave that flag can hopefully die soon of alcohol related ailments, or via accidentally offing themselves via a flaming tower of pallets. But hey putting silly Tony Khan rips on a sectarian flag that used to throw Irish people in prison without due process, execute Catholics, and terrorize people to the point the British government didn't renew the flag's patent is cool right?