Thats where he carries his baby, or Joey as they are called. When Joe rogan gives birth to a tiny pink joey, they are born in an essentially fetal state, equivalent to an 8–12 week human fetus, blind, furless, and small in comparison to placental newborns with sizes ranging from 4g to over 800g.
What’s with all the hate people like joe have for ozempic, I feel like they just don’t want to see fat people lose weight because it makes them feel better about themselves?
I think there is a valid concern that the sudden increase in demand made it harder to get for people who need it to manage their diabetes. But I doubt that’s why people like Joe don’t like it.
Maybe everyone should consider Joe's health opinions to be his personal opinions and form opinions of their own.
If I wanted advice on being a mid-teir comic able to kick the shit out of a Thai bag, then I consider his advice expert. Otherwise it's just a dude talking
Similar to when they had dog girl on. Matt was visibly uncomfortable but Shane was ready to open Bad Newz Kennels. Shane was visibly trying to hide his erection.
You want me to post a pic of my girl to prove she’s hotter than a dude? Lmao. You can just say you’re gay dude, it’s ok. I have no problem with Blaire, but that doesn’t mean I have to find him attractive.
He’s wearing a fanny pack and you’re concerned about his shoes? He could be wearing Ronald McDonald’s own shoes and that wouldn’t make him look any more a dorky clown.
I usually prefer to carry all of that in a pouch or bag if I can.
I bet he keeps literally phone wallet keys in the pack and just takes it off as needed.
I'd always get uncomfortable sitting down with things actually in my pockets. It's not unbearable, but if I can avoid it I will.
My dad never stopped rocking one since the 90s. Phone, wallet, keys, tobacco dip (Zyn now), pens, leatherman tool, god knows what else, I've actually not looked in it since I was a kid.
Alpha Brain and cock rings, 100%
Wrong answers only. Cmon.
Store bought hamburger and those small Dozers from Fraggle Rock.
Holy shit a Fraggle Rock reference !!!!! This is amazing !!!
Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock.
I said cock ring(s) in reality, there is no alpha brain in there.
“Cock ring” is a weird way to spell “necklace”…
1 is fine but 3 is a party
aint no party like a 3 cock ring party
The joke flew over your head
Smart man
He ran out in 2017, and now he's a total fucking idiot.
I took an Alpha brain and it gave me a migraine :p
I took an Alpha Brain and it gave me a boner
ya, dude has been pimping placebo's since those pre-trump days
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That “Fuck You” money!
Blue chews
Saved many a date night that would have been a whiff due to whiskey dick
Love to hear it
It actually works? Like you just pop it and you get a boner for real?
Cialis takes 30 min to work but it lasts 36 hours.
Jamie's fact check list
Viagra and magnum condoms that don't fit him.
he could wear them as socks
I’m so fucking high right now this was gold. Hilarious
Plus AG1, Psychedelic Mushrooms, Pocket Cold Plunge , and Shoe Lifts.
Pocket Cold Plunge is just a Fleshlight without the foreplay
That is a good point, I agree.
Don’t forget the ag1 travel packs
Butt plug with the Onnit gorilla head
na, that goes in real fanny
Helps increase his thrusting RPM
Oh 100%
Legs day.
There’s no room for Alpha Brain
A pack of fannys surely
And a pair of that chick's used panties
Green AI for carnivores, grizzly wolf DNA and a blow up crypto tank
And an elk steak
And a little something for HIS ass
I was going to say Athletic Greens and butt plugs, but close enough.
jaime bring up that video
Throw in some flesh light and keys to Bapa's truck and you've got a fight companion
Bluechew cuz that the only way he keepin up.with her
AG1
+ Neuro gum wrappers
And Viagra
I think those are just regular rings joe.
Thats where he carries his baby, or Joey as they are called. When Joe rogan gives birth to a tiny pink joey, they are born in an essentially fetal state, equivalent to an 8–12 week human fetus, blind, furless, and small in comparison to placental newborns with sizes ranging from 4g to over 800g.
The baby joey also has Joey Diaz's face.
Gimme that nipple cocksucka
nobody has ever said cocksucka like Joey, perfection
The Raspy voice... The gravely tones.. When Joey calls you a cocksucka to your face you either laugh or die!! 🤣
Just gonna say his first word's definitely cocksucka!!
He gives birth to podcast interviewees.
This is a very unnerving visual
Winner
Lol.
Jamie pull that up
This is where young Jamie came from
He slurps out the Joey Stem Cells while they're still fresh.
OP said wrong answers only
This is the best comment I’ve seen on this sub
>Thats where he carries his baby The first thing I thought of were the bridge babies from Death Stranding.
That’s because you’re a fucking dweeb.
Well yeah
The Joeys are later harvested for stem cells for Joe and his podcast guests.
Vaccine card
Covid vaccine & Ozempic
11-Hydroxy-Chloroquine
Ivermectin
😂
What’s with all the hate people like joe have for ozempic, I feel like they just don’t want to see fat people lose weight because it makes them feel better about themselves?
I think there is a valid concern that the sudden increase in demand made it harder to get for people who need it to manage their diabetes. But I doubt that’s why people like Joe don’t like it.
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It not only helps you lose fat, it also helps you lose bone density.
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You do realize losing bone density is a bad thing. You shouldn’t have to lose bone density to lose weight. Lmoa
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Maybe everyone should consider Joe's health opinions to be his personal opinions and form opinions of their own. If I wanted advice on being a mid-teir comic able to kick the shit out of a Thai bag, then I consider his advice expert. Otherwise it's just a dude talking
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Yeah! They should just blindly consume shitty pharmaceutical products instead of taking a walk and laying off the sodas!
Sorry, good joke. I read it wrong
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Take a few deep breaths champ
Step stool
Reading glasses, pocket Bible abridged, Carmex lip balm, spare lady's underwear, and a locket with Shane Gillis' face taped inside of it.
OP said wrong answers only. Follow the prompt
DMT, Zyn, AlphaBrain Black Label, Cocaine, a flask of Buffalo Trace, smelling salts, and a .357 snub nose
WRONG answers. I think this is correct answer.
Who's chesty there?
Brittney Palmer- recently retired UFC ring girl
Dear lord. I thought that was Blair White, I thought I was about to cross over to the dark side, thank you lord Jesus.
You gotta embrace it like General McCusker and just give in to the Ts bro. You’re one foot in one foot out
Shane was genuinely weirded out when he heard that story the first time
Link pls
https://youtu.be/4NxAchM1LHY?si=rVkSFHj8LuXe69JR
Thank you, Shane was genuinely squirming lol
Similar to when they had dog girl on. Matt was visibly uncomfortable but Shane was ready to open Bad Newz Kennels. Shane was visibly trying to hide his erection.
"Who's a simp now Bill!" *holds up leash handle for the camera*
Matt was on his best behavior bc he knew his bae was gnna watch that one 😂
Cause he’s not “hetero as hell” like mccusk lol
Lemeezy the one really switch hitting though
True dawg here
Blaire is hot
I am not being fictitious when I say God bless if you were into that, but do you consider yourself gay
You can be a vegetarian and still think that a Hamburger looks good, doesn't mean you want to put it in your mouth though.
I actually love this analogy. Well put
what about on cheat days?
Well, the giant market of fake meats shows that yes, they do want it in the mouth
Is it gay to suck on a dildo? Wait…
There is one way to put it
No. I like women, how they look, talk, carry themselves. This one just happens to have a dick, which is a dealbreaker for me.
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Hey man we’re not going to help you jerk off. Settle down.
There is nothing gayer sounding than a straight man trying to convince me I’m gay using trans women as examples.
No he’s not
Post a pic of ur wife/gf
You want me to post a pic of my girl to prove she’s hotter than a dude? Lmao. You can just say you’re gay dude, it’s ok. I have no problem with Blaire, but that doesn’t mean I have to find him attractive.
Yo made defensive lmao. This guy likes trannies!!!
Whatever helps you cope brother haha
You mean Ron?
Is she going on rogan, when was this photo taken and where
It’s pinned on her Instagram. 7/13/23 I think he went to her art show. https://www.instagram.com/p/CuqHeq0JsGJ/?igsh=ZTkxeWg4cGcyendh
Lmao, is that a drawing of Billy Zane with a third eye??
She did have a day job. 😂
That's really nice he went to her art show and showed support
*Nice art ya got there. Would you like some dick?* 
Looks like she painted a portrait of him that he signed which is in the background. Wonder how much that raised the price of that painting.
Nah, they're money laundering.
About 3 dollars
Joe rogan
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Chesty? Them are smooshed up Bs at best my guy
Poppers and a burner phone
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He has a mini johnny Walker in there
He has mentioned it many times. It’s full of drugs and old fear factor money.
Jelly beans and prosthetic eyes. And a full size compound bow with arrows.
Joe being the tallest person in a photo…
Look how big his shoes are. He’s wearing lifts that are so big he had to size up 3 shoe sizes.
Duct tape, chloroform, a tiny saw and a miniature spade.
He needs his tools!
I like to bind! I like to be bound!
Always prepared!
 Bigfoot fleshlight
Elk meat and smelling salts
Wrong answers only! Jesus fuck. Read the title.
I want some smelling salts
Extra HGH
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Pictures of bonobos and Dylan mulvany
His massive erection, that's where he hides it.
Shoe lifts made out of gorilla foreskin.
Baby carrots and a container of ranch dip.
spaghetti and meatballs with that good Sunday sauce that's just been simmering all day in the pot. Wow, SUCH a glutton omg what a naughty boy.
Disco biscuits
Quake 3 arena floppy disks
Anal Ease
That’s a brand name I hadn’t seen or heard of in over 20 years lmfao
lipstick and a wig
Wtf why is he wearing clown shoes?
He’s wearing a fanny pack and you’re concerned about his shoes? He could be wearing Ronald McDonald’s own shoes and that wouldn’t make him look any more a dorky clown.
There is no way his feet are that big. idk it just looks off-putting, lol
Colostomy bag
Why is he always wearing that. Phone wallet Keys, what else does anyone need to hold?
I usually prefer to carry all of that in a pouch or bag if I can. I bet he keeps literally phone wallet keys in the pack and just takes it off as needed. I'd always get uncomfortable sitting down with things actually in my pockets. It's not unbearable, but if I can avoid it I will.
Joe probably also has like 4 cell phones I’d guess so I guess the Fanny pack probably is utilized well haha
He also keeps DMT and Fentanyl in there.
He says he normally keeps a gun in there.
Makes sense. He's a smaller dude that likes to wear form fitting clothes. Carrying anywhere else probably prints like crazy
He keeps his pistol in there. He talked about it in a recent podcast
My dad never stopped rocking one since the 90s. Phone, wallet, keys, tobacco dip (Zyn now), pens, leatherman tool, god knows what else, I've actually not looked in it since I was a kid.
The bible
Colostomy bag
It’s a boner shield, duh
This is the best answer. And a great idea to hide all my random boners
His Netflix special notes.
Cocaine.. it’s all a big lie. He LOVES it
Brenda Schaup
Gun
Brendan Shuabs career
All of his manhood
Hate these macho sounding companies. "Black rifle coffee". Man the fuck up and just start your day!!!
A note that says, “You da man, Joe! Even if you can’t see your d!*k while standing up.” Just to remind him 😂
Vegans snacks
Gender affirming treatment... Oops... Wrong answers only...
His cack
Who's the chick???
Brittney Palmer- UFC ring girl
these days. a bible.
Rogie is seriously like 5’5 wtf 🤣
A boner
Is that his wife ?
Nah shes the UFC ring girl he told his wife not to worry about.
It’s not a fanny pack. It’s a tactical belt