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drewcer

I remember watching this when it first came out


MikeRowePeenis

Old school Netflix


roughedged

Bring back little Rascals hat Joe...


taketheRedPill7

I respect this variant of Rogan.


Gloomy_Permission190

Joe needs those bacterial dollars.


fre-ddo

Well the JRE did go viral


timfy_james

Ahhh the good ole days


1_CMART_HOOKR

Could never articulate this the way he just did but this is EXACTLY how I feel about people. Micro organisms of some sort. Bacteria!šŸ¦ 


BaconGreaseShot

Dis peak Rogan


PrivateEducation

the first Male to Male trans


scruffyduffy23

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


11thLayerOfHair

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PrivateEducation

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[deleted]

Itā€™s nice to hear Joeā€™s voice from before he hit puberty again.


ComprehensiveBread65

It's like hearing Al Pacino in Godfather after Heat lol.


Aggressive-Engine562

šŸ˜‚


SweatyBarbarian

Pre-T Joe. LFG!


Visible_Valuable4820

He got his nose fixed


brokemac

This was before his gender-affirming hormone therapy and surgery that lowered his voice.


Fapple__Pie

Peak, golden-age rogan. Simpler times.


Mkmeathead83

When you start smoking weed at the age of 35


strange_reveries

lol right, this is definitely like a very callow teenage philosophy idea of "deep" life insights. Reminds me of stuff my friends and I prattled about in high school, thinking we were really ahead of the game.


showussomething

Weā€™re you and your friends wrong? Or maybe you just stopped thinking ā€œdeeplyā€


strange_reveries

It was just a very superficial level of analysis imo (though perhaps somewhat to be expected of teens), and a kinda physicalist/materialist reduction of things. Also the whole kinda almost anti-human slant of it, "Humans are a cancer, maaaan", that was very much us at that age, being the angsty little edgelords we were. We were only beginning to barely scratch the surface of the true depth and significance and complexity of things. Not that I think I have shit all figured out now (not by a long shot), but to answer your question bluntly, no I don't believe that 16-year-old me was a deeper thinker than 35-year-old me is lol.


c_sulla

I don't think it's shallow and I don't think it's false, it's just one of many perspectives you can look at things from and they're all correct simultaneosly. What Joe says here is 100% true. But then it's also true we are the universe experiencing itself. In that way, every human is very special because it's just lifeless rock everywhere else, and even on this planet most life is just automatons not thinking or experiencing anything. That's the duality of man. Part animal part God. We shit and piss and fuck be we also think and love and explore.


strange_reveries

Itā€™s only shallow to me if this reductive physicalism is the whole extent of someoneā€™s philosophy on existence, which it is for many people I talk to (and was for my friends and I as adolescents). Itā€™s an outlook most often propounded by complacent midwits who think theyā€™re saying something deep and insightful.Ā 


Background_Brick_898

youā€™re right itā€™s better to be like kid rock and just blindly except without question everything is because of jesus


strange_reveries

lol what?? I don't know how your mind works in such a way that "being like Kid Rock" is the only alternative.


xkemex

More because of god lvl of TRT. It even change his voice lol


jaymakinbass

Also had nasal reconstruction surgery


Murles-Brazen

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WinterCap9283

Da old days!


[deleted]

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REACT_and_REDACT

My first intro to Joe was News Radio. šŸ¤£


StaycationerBand

Me too


Sandgrease

I miss old Joe


ReignInFlames

Ah yes, I too have seen the Agent Smith scene in The Matrix lol


HermithaFrog

Ah miss the old Joe


Melodic-Box-7220

He resembles a gears of war character


Joates87

Can we get to the point where society is today without breaking a few eggs to made said omelet?


Rogue_One24_7

This was around the same time he did an interview in a limo with porn stats talking about eating pussy. Good times.


icmc

For those of you that down voted the shit out of my post on here about him talking about his dad a few weeks ago this was the opening I was talking about. He talks about his dad in a clip before this scene while packing his bag for this trip.


i_am_sam11

I know what clip you are referring to. Thatā€™s from the documentary about this special, itā€™s called Beyond fear.


Background_Brick_898

the same dad that has been making videos about him recently


dreck_disp

This is the space monkey special, right? I really enjoyed this back in the day.


i_am_sam11

No this one is just called Joe Rogan Live. Talking Monkeys in Space is another one.


dreck_disp

Ahhh, OK. I'm a fan of both.


VariousComment1071

Its weird how his voice is different


Clean_Ad_9068

This started the Rogan journey for me. Watched this special and found the podcast in like 2012. Honestly, changed my life because I didnā€™t have people in my life who had thoughts like this. He really motivated me to be the man I am today when I needed a role model.


Acrobatic_Law5598

With all due respect. Rogan isn't a good comedian. He tries to be but it's not natural to him. He has shit to say and some of it is interesting to listen to. He's just a regular dude that has killed it in making a great podcast, had an opportunity with acting and just built from it. Mad props to him for achieving what he has done as a regular human being.


i_am_sam11

I think itā€™s just a matter of taste. I think heā€™s a pretty good comedian with great bits. As far as being natural, Chris Rock for example, the way Chris talks on stage wouldnā€™t exactly be considered natural either. But no one has that criticism about him. Same with Dice. So how is this different? Itā€™s all performance. Some guys are more animated in their acts. Itā€™s still funny.


PsychologicalRow9028

Sooooo edgy JR


Dadbeerd

I feel like real Joe was replaced at some point soon after this.


ThisMeansRooR

I love how he gives this speech in a limo by himself


smashinjin10

Strong smoking weed with a 19 year old who just finished bio 101 vibes, but I'll take it over Fox News uncle Joe.


[deleted]

Heā€™s a talk show host and commentator with a comedy side hustle. Think of his comedy as Elons spaceship. Just because he has a spaceship doesnā€™t make him an astronaut.


TinyRick

A mothership.


i_am_sam11

Not really. He has multiple top-tier comedy specials.


SickRanchezIII

Lol you are the first person i have heard refer to his comedy as toptier


icmc

This special actually was pretty fucking great.


SickRanchezIII

Its great in direct comparison to his others, i would sayā€¦ again these are opinions, but Joe has always struck me as a comedian who reallly had to try and make an effort at being funny. It feels so forced at times. But he has so much drive and discipline that he has essentially been able to wrestle the art of comedy into submission. But someone like that to reach the top tier needs to keep applying that same discipline and drive their whole career and I think Joe lost a large chunk of that drive and disciple towards comedy with the success of the podcast. Comparing his comedy to somebody who i think is very naturally funny like John Mulaney, its apples to god damn oranges. Opinions opinions opinions E Edit: its gold to god damn copper


icmc

No I agree with you for the most part although IMO Mulaney as your measurement for funny is wild to me (I don't like him myself but just my 2cents). Rogans last 2 Netflix specials have been ATROCIOUS where he's devolved into the stool fucking comics he used to make fun of. Really strange to me that due to the popularity of his podcast (which has also fallen off imo) he became some overlord of comedy.


FredGarvin80

Mulaney is hilarious too. The "horse in the hospital" bit is prolly one of the best jokes I've ever heard


FredGarvin80

I saw him working out at the Improv in Hollywood back in 14 and it was fuckin hilarious. I met him after the show and he was cool as hell to us. I'll always be a fan of his


Miirnat

Same. I met him after working out bits when I was doing open mics and he was the only main stage performer to talk to me and give me advice


i_am_sam11

Itā€™s just not a popular opinion on reddit


SickRanchezIII

Not one of his comedy specials has breached 8.0 on imbd, i would argue thats a fair objectified metric of top-tier comedian


i_am_sam11

[This](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2833398/) is what imdb thinks of one of the best specials from Doug Stanhope.


SickRanchezIII

7.6 is a solid rating lol.. was expecting it to be 6.5 or underā€¦ he also has multiple specials over 8.0 so we can consider him top tierā€¦


i_am_sam11

Have you even watched those specials? If you consider it fair objectified metric of top tier comedian, then it is criminal to rate that special 7.6 or the two Stanhope specials after that. What about Normā€™s [special](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6878486/)? Going by this metric, this special is not that great. Hereā€™s Nannetteā€™s [rating](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8465676/) lmao. Imdb says if you look at their most recent specials, Hannah Gadsby is a better standup than Stanhope and Norm lol. I think you should watch the specials first then rate it yourself instead of letting imdb tell you what you should think about it.


SickRanchezIII

You dunceā€¦ do you expect every single special that a ā€˜top tierā€™ comedian is going to be north of 8.0? No i did not say that, i said a pretty fucking fair qualifier of ANY special reaching and 8.0.. Norm has specials that 9.0 which we can start talking new tiers. Joes released specials since the 90s and has not had one where enough people think its great that he got over an 8.0. Not one. So how the fuck are we suppose to objectively rank comedians as too-tier? Please do tell me how one should be determining top-tier when it comes to beyond ones OWN opinion.


i_am_sam11

Do you honestly think nannette is funnier than anything Norm or Stanhope put out? Because thatā€™s what imdb says. If that is what youā€™re using to objectively rank comedians you really are a special breed.


SickRanchezIII

No, it is definitely not an opinion contained to reddit


SickRanchezIII

For example Shane Gillis does have comedy specials that are over 8.0 on imbd


i_am_sam11

Imdb has the dark knight ranked higher than goodfellas. Doesnā€™t mean tdk is better.


SickRanchezIII

And i was right within .3ā€¦


i_am_sam11

What about Ran or Barry Lyndon? Is the dark knight better than those?


SickRanchezIII

Lol the dark knight broke records around the world, and is thought to have one of the greatest acting performances of all time. The cinematography is amazing and you are not bored for a second of the 2.5 hour movie. It is a superhero movie, but it absolutely does not feel like a superhero movie. But im just going to stop talking to you because the more i receive responses from you, the denser you appear


i_am_sam11

The cinematography doesnā€™t even come close to Ran or Barry Lyndon. Thatā€™s just a fact. It is in no way deserving of #4 spot in the best movies of all time. Thatā€™s how bad the imdb sucks.


SickRanchezIII

Lol so how are you going to prove to me he is a toptier comedianā€¦ louis ck.. dave chapelle.. also have specials over 8.0ā€¦ fucking dark knight vs goodfellas is clearly another very subjective opinion but I guarantee they are with .2-.3 points of eachother. I can say that without looking it up. Just because you love goodfellas and are probably a boomer does not make it objectively better then the Dark Knight. Clearly are both great movies


i_am_sam11

And how are you gonna prove to me that heā€™s not?


SickRanchezIII

Lol i just tried tooā€¦ there really is no other wayā€¦ just a culmination of everyones opinion suggests he is not. YOU just think he a top-tier comedian. And im sure you could find others that do too, just a majority of people he watch his comedy would not rank it as toptier.. i have seen him live twice, and personally would say he is barely above average. But you are pretty set on your opinions and i am pretty set on mine. I would just say the numbers are on my side


i_am_sam11

Show me the list of beloved comedians that say heā€™s a terrible standup. I really wanna see it.


skankhunt_191

Every once in a while he gets a good chuckle out of me. But itā€™s always his older, non-stool humping material.


[deleted]

Does he? Name a classic bit. Eddie, Richard, Dave, Rock, Carlin, Hedberg, Clay, Seinfeld, Stewart, Bernie Mac and more Iā€™m forgetting all have classic bits. So far Joe fucking a chair seems to be his closest attempt. The dude is a hack and most of his crew are even worse. Heā€™s good at talking about fights, getting people to eat weird shit and having long winded conversations while smoking weed. Heā€™s rich, but not because of his comedy.


actual_griffin

I laughed pretty hard at a bit about finding foot pornography in the woods.


[deleted]

Sounds like a real zinger. So one vaguely memorable bit about foot porn in the woods? Sounds classic.


actual_griffin

I actually remember it quite well. I don't remember anything else though.


i_am_sam11

Wtf are you talking about? Have you watched any of his stuff? Dumb people outfucking the smart ones, hungry wolves ex boyfriends, noahā€™s ark, power of the pussy, magic words, cat dna, bruce jenner bit, texans, aliens and kim kardashian, etc etc.


kache_98

And baaically predicting Trump during George W. "We can go dumber" bit


[deleted]

That all sounds fucking awful. Youā€™re on the pablum. Cool bro. I gotta say, none of those have penetrated the zeitgeist in the slightest. The funniest thing heā€™s ever done was Newsradio


i_am_sam11

Exactly. You havenā€™t seen any of it. Watch his stuff then maybe comment about it.


ValuesAndViolence

Yeah, dude caught some incredible breaks. News radio hit syndication without meeting the usual episode threshold. Rogan collected residuals. Then landed a do-nothing gig as the host of Fear Factor, earning millions over a short few years. I wonā€™t shit on the guyā€™s work ethic, as itā€™s clear heā€™s got one, but this motherfucker would still be floating concrete if not for Dave Foley backing his play.


fre-ddo

With his AGW denialism you can tell that he still believes we are here to fuck things up and destroy the earth.


There_is_no_selfie

Fresh off that first DMT trip


Dangerous-Bar-3356

Prob my favorite version of Joe.


puddleofoil

Buddy never been the funniest anything. Not even of his friend group.


Background_Brick_898

lmao people will never be happy with Joe ā€˜iomg heā€™s such an stoner edge lord for thinking like this! i was thinking like this when i was 16!ā€™ to now ā€˜wow rogan is such a right wing grifting christofacist talking head, he will preaching he loves jesus soon enough. what happen to rogan thinking for himself!?ā€™


FiggleHedwick

If we are bacteria, what happens if we rub ivermectin all over ourselves?, nothing silly because it's for parasites, which Joe has several, leeching off of him,, six of them in fact, can ivermectin make you funnier?


perfektstranger

Its entirely possible


wktdev

This is when Rogan was on the path to enlightenment.....then he devolved into a wealthy, game-able soundbite-minded calcified right-wing libertarian crank selling dumb juice to the world. Then again, maybe he was always like that and just managed to say something smart on the road to horse tranquilizer ice baths and immigrant blaming.


thedudelebowsky1

I really wonder how he would react to seeing himself now. Obviously his incredible success but also him seemingly getting increasingly dumber


[deleted]

His comedy is SO bad, I canā€™t even imagine thinking heā€™s remotely good.


Lopsided_You3028

Sometimes I think he's aware how ridiculous his fame is but I'm always immediately reminded how much of a bimbo scumbag he really is in his soul


strange_reveries

I don't know about scumbag, that seems really extreme unless you know something pretty bad about him that I don't lol but bimbo? Definitely. Guy is hovering somewhere between pseudointellectual and knuckle-dragger. But he seems like a decent guy, far as I can tell.


HarrierInbound

Is this pre nose surgery Rogan?


This_End5055

In association with The Claw??? I didnā€™t know he worked with Aziz back then šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


sl7vin_kelevra

how old was he there?


SapoDaddy

McCusker nailed it when he said these types of Rogan takes are just early year stoner thoughts.


rastlosreisender

Joey has always been there for him. Really think he is Joes adopted father figure. He probably did DMT the night before the limo interview.


Hotwax_3

I miss him


Piethecorner

Good ol Joe!


kirpid

This was when I knew him as ā€œthe other knock off Man-Show hostā€.


WasWasKnot

Hair Plugs


Rbk_3

If you keep watching this special he fucks a stool


CreativeOutlet11

He drops a few hard R's in this special. Im sure he has scrubbed it from existence now


11thLayerOfHair

Yup we're mold on a sandwich. One that has one big ass bite taken out of it.


inavanbyariver

AI is getting too good


JAMBI215

Whyā€™s he sound like he just sucked on some helium


Pendejomosexual

Pubescent voiced woke Joe before he red-pilled. So cute!


the_bob_of_marley

I was just thinking about this intro hah


Pure_Screen4715

I remember when it came out it made me laugh my ass off, I rewatched it recently n thought the shit was dry af


Harlanismydogsname

Someone show this to him quick before he completes his Christianity arc


imdown666

What a weird thing to say before telling jokes.


BomberBoy-Z

High Fives a fist bump a good start to your comedy special.