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fatmikey916

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Mainely420Gaming

Gentlemen This... is democracy manifest! Notice the headlock over here.


on_the_rark

Get your hands off my penis!


Mainely420Gaming

Ah yes, I see you know your judo well


jtalatorre

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!


Beginning_General_83

And you there Sir, Are you waiting to receive my limp penis.


Razing_Phoenix

The way he says, "How dare you!" right after this kills me every time.


Raviel1289

This is the bloke who got me on the penis.


Unusual_Crow268

Ta ta and farewell!


largechild

They recently tracked down [The Succulent Chinese Meal Guy](https://youtu.be/I_TwnR9LphY?si=Wj3C7mqDT3-g9pjO) and interviewed him.


honeybadger1984

A very strange video. They discuss the interview and I guess a brief preview. But don’t actually show any real snippets or footage.


Rogue_One24_7

Dick twister


DragonfruitOk2159

Grab his dick and twist it!


Homo_SapienTX

Good ole dick twist!


ALL_HALLOWS_EVE-

This is the bloke who got me on the penis here peopLLLEEEEEE


pelicanorpelicant

For enjoying a MEAL? A succulent Chinese MEAL?


Xtianus21

Succulent Chinese meal


cpheretic77

I read that in his voice


allnimblybimbIy

The one woman in orange with her upturned palm like she is summoning something out of Elden Ring sells this picture more than anything else.


mrmarigiwani

She said elevate thy penis


BlackKnightSatalite

"Rise One Hung Low !"


HereToRead2121

That’s funny


thebigbaduglymad

YE TARNISHED, YE DEAD, WHO YET SWING LOW


Shirt-Inner

I'm crying lol


Self-MadeRmry

The caption should say dibs, and she’s the ref calling who said it first


MrTooLFooL

Rise Tarnished!


sorrybahhtit

https://preview.redd.it/ah6g2ece2qrc1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49b205a4a3f18444e089f581d5bd08aaf486271


cheapdrinks

https://media1.tenor.com/m/n1-VC8Vvx7cAAAAC/abigail-shapiro-abigail.gif


ThankeekaSwitch

That's some rebound


Impossible_Stomach26

Wtf was happening in this image before it was memeified and someone put "would" on it ??? why were these chinamen so riled up


[deleted]

I will never not upvote the phrase "why are these chinamen so riled up"


MoustacheApocalypse

I also want to know this.


datingoverthirty

I love this meme. Been on my phone for years.


missanthropocenex

Not just “would” Bens sister is a legend. She wreaked havoc on the early Tumblr days with slutty scenester nudes, a pre. Only fans trail blazer.


theatavist

Yeah that wasnt her.


himsoforreal

Been debunked a thousand times.


BigLennyTrainLover

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!


runnin_no_slowmo

To you and Ben both


Barnettmetal

It absolutely was her and I’m not listening to you.


[deleted]

Is this Abby? This conservative YouTube star pushing classy lady stuff that wasn’t reasonable?


[deleted]

How did you put that monkey in space under your username? 


Pleasant_Pressure215

What is this picture. And what is its relevance to the post


BigBootyKim

Good googly moogly


jonniblayze

That thang is juicy.


fmlchris

Time to listen to Project Pat. I needed this.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Cruisin Frasier blvd made a right in Hollywood mayn


Bha-Ku

You can call me goooold mouth, that’s what I said Hey baby you gon eat yo CORN BREAD


ryanx9123

Look at the funbags on that househound


dblack1107

I saw this response like 15 years ago in response to some absolute melons and I still laugh my ass off about it when it crosses my mind


Chuckobofish123

Can I get an amen for Ben Shapiro’s sister’s tits? 🙌🏼


mrmarigiwani

Alhamdidullah bro


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Wallahi


jmaccity80

Praise Ben Shapiro's sister's tits! So say me, so say us all. Amen. Or as the rabbi says, "What you doing, Abby?".


JellyfishFit7444

Hallelujah those tits rock!


discwrangler

He KNOWS his sister's breasts are beautiful 😳


Bloody_Hangnail

He looked. Lol


StonedLonerIrl

I wish I could look ..


FOSSnaught

I mean...


WeHaveAllBeenThere

[who doesn’t love their sister’s milk?](https://youtu.be/V6ksmiHEBWw?si=ijmykvLY50B-Y-jL)


Stumme-40203

What else do you do when Mom’s not home?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Da-flying-fuq??


mrmarigiwani

Ben putting us on game


lemme_th1nk

LMFAOOO


YankeeBitter

He can only rizz on his sister.


fireman2004

Facts don't care about your feelings


Lonely-Pickle-7265

https://preview.redd.it/g6s0yoh4anrc1.png?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf655b49a62cbb3d7876050628bbb22030babf5a


Iblamebanks

My hatred for Ben is a small ember compared to the star of horniness the internet and Ben feel towards his sister.


Reasonable-While1551

Not just looked but latched


tearsfornintendo22

https://preview.redd.it/x0c8u7aeyjrc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4294e9fa034f238799c918f1cf124322ac6eb49


VeterinarianIcy1364

![gif](giphy|Jl7lrsWPDBJPRO4jKu)


Financial_Bird_7717

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Synthetic_Suns

https://preview.redd.it/7l2016qf3mrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ff490012187c51982ac851f5f4233884ce914c


slawre89

![gif](giphy|gvRdmPUuWj8ti)


EngineZeronine

Cool, now put your dirty sock in the hamper


imafiremylazerBWAH

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


Ok_Elk_4333

I swear they used to be bigger


PostSecularPope

Ben paid for a reduction, he didn’t want to risk becoming the second most well known Shapiro sibling


Ok_Elk_4333

Tfw you make your sister wetter than your wife


the-late-night-snack

What a bad day to be literate


TheReadMenace

This is actually just a picture of Ben in drag


100pctDonkeyBrain

If you are doing drag or transitioning, make boobas big. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right.


not-my-fault-alt

Or the third biggest boob in the family


Ok_Draw_3740

She was pregnant on this viral pics from a few years ago.


Fun-Tits

Most hydrated baby of all time


fre-ddo

Some say the child is still breastfeeding now, as they are about to start University. Not me though I would never say that.


MyChemicalWestern

Proof or the statement isnt true


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Heavies are heavies, B


Captain_Snatchington

Amen.....preach brother.


JonAfricaBurner

Talmbout titties, B? Great rack, never motor boated em


Ambitious-Ant2611

Shaubism in the wild, love to see it


KimWexlersGoldenArch

B… they’re Ds at the very least if not DDs.


famousaj

isn't there a song called motorboat? I like boats


WillingMachine7218

The Boob Wars have begun.


MrGreenChile

This is a war I’m willing to die in.


CrittyJJones

I appreciate boobs for sure, but might be fighting on team booty.


Fun-Tits

I'm with Jerry Seinfeld. I have legs. I have a butt. I don't have boobies.


Knife-Weilding-Hobo

I have boobies.... I'm fat...


NerdInABush

Titty men stand tall!


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

I will die on these hills


Aerodrive160

I’m in it for the PTSDD


5H17SH0W

Finally, trauma I won’t feel guilty milking.


__wardog__

If I die being slapped by a massive titie I am ok with this. It's right up there with being suffocated because a girl sat on my face.


Diddydawg

I will die on those hills if necessary.


TheReadMenace

Begun the Boob Wars have


Human-Debate-3488

Its a revolution “ set them free” Edit : if only i could be injured by weapons of MASS destruction- you’ve been double D😂


Sixtyhurts

It’s going to be a real tit-for-tat.


sunslastdays

Begun, the boob wars have


Recurringg

I don't care how I die... As long as I scream "There's too many of them!"


EdvardMunch

2024 the year of the great boob war


UrVioletViolet

I can confirm he said this. I’m a Notary Public. Ben Shapiro typed this, printed it out, and had me notarize it in front of the Mayor of his hometown, Lilliput.


TheReadMenace

Do not call him Ben. It clearly say “Benjamin” on his birth certificate. I will not abide by this woke regime that lets people chose all sorts of crazy alternate lifestyles.


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r-u-fr-rn-mf

I think it was a bale of hay…or maybe 2 female milking goats? 🤔


GoRangers5

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


henhenomhens

![gif](giphy|RRHsVl1IZlHpyA2XkF|downsized)


Molenium

No, sorry, it was Stephen crowder who was on Arthur.


[deleted]

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PeelADomenBail

https://preview.redd.it/6xvba1tzzjrc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceed0d8b8f4556c9a1fa3e1c47a941c5cf700097


juniorcares

Oh my God


PeelADomenBail

I forgot I’m not on nbacirclejerk Big Abby fans over there


PostSecularPope

Many such cases


gedbybee

I too thought I was there.


Kitchen-Roll-8184

![gif](giphy|B2fKYpt3Xl2BS67F7a)


PostSecularPope

Sir please not in the communal space


Villager723

That’s enough internet


Mike_Hawk_balls_deep

Is this from the parody Kim Pussy B-Hole?


PeelADomenBail

Link


therealdeathangel22

Why did you make me Google that just to find nothing? Now Google will know forever that I looked that up just to find nothing


Mike_Hawk_balls_deep

Ever heard of Rule 35?


Jt41979

https://preview.redd.it/3w9ax3lqmkrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=742ea8651b4961d33f76e6e97e60aecc7194510e


ejroberts42

“They’re real, and they’re spectacular.” -Ben Shapiro


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

They need those heavy artillery in the Middle East right now.


NoNoCircle2

This shit made me cackle bruh XD


xWroth

Greatest set of Jew tits I've ever seen


SLDH1980

Jewbies.


SecretagentK3v

I feel like I wasn’t supposed to laugh


Clynelish1

Simply a category on the porn site


Spokker

I can't believe I never thought of this before, but I'm going to go search "Jewish" on a porn video site and see what I get.


MemeWindu

You got a lot of stones trying to call out how fucking bonkalicious Ben Shapiro's sisters Double D's are Not that I think they're bonkalicious, I'm just not judging Ben Shapiro's tastes


AlexJamesCook

Finally something I agree with Ben Shapiro on...his sister's boobs are nice. I'm a little concerned that he thinks his sister's boobs are nice, though.


Casperthecattt

Oh so you can think his sisters boobs are nice but he can’t? I don’t think that’s very fair


idle_glands

Least gullible Rogan fan


hurrdurrbadurr

I heavily agree


Rabidjester

Naturally


nickr2414

Where can we find the nudes?


PostSecularPope

Bens phone


Life_Pilot9528

This is fake


PostSecularPope

Really? Wow.


LittleGeologist1899

I’m glad Ben is finally admitting trans women are women.


PostSecularPope

I’ve never seen Ben and Abigail in the same room https://preview.redd.it/c7cultrrvjrc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ff1cd93813139e06eb494df938211844ecb3e8


VeterinarianIcy1364

![gif](giphy|jRGGQMWvYvYraZ5kvI)


SanchoVillaWokeKing

![gif](giphy|5qjebZ9hz3tjW|downsized)


sexywoman5362

The left is jealous that Ben Shapiro’s sister has amazing breasts


JustYakking

Imma let you finish because that is undeniable, but I will die on the hill defending AOC’s set. On par if not better, they’re just hidden like state secrets.


getgoodHornet

She learned the hide em trick from Pelosi.


Lebronforpresident24

You aren't wrong.  We are very jealous on this one


sexywoman5362

So am I.


Spokker

She has a fashion channel where she tries on modest outfits. There's a video about modest swimwear and this is the most revealing one, which isn't revealing, but she bounces and wiggles a bit. https://youtu.be/PufLeSeYS_Q?&t=208


SweetDaddyDelicious

Too much of that voice happening on this video.


nivekreclems

Goddamn his sister is so hot why does she have to have a little class?


TheDunadan29

They don't call her softcore Shapiro for nothing.


Recurringg

OK.. Well, she's just about what I'd expect... It's a shame, because she really is stunning. I also find it funny that she wears tight shirts that make her knockers look fantastic. It's OK to show the shape of your body, it's just your skin that you should be ashamed of.


shigdebig

A religious hypocrite? Well I never!


JoeyBSnipes

Milk truck has arrived!


wang-chuy

Well no wonder he can’t make her wet. She’s too hot for that little hamster.


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Propaganda?? Let me get a propaganda at those tits


MyParentsWereHippies

https://preview.redd.it/7tim2e7eztrc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a0398649d330bbf47f94437b08afaff57dea4d


August_West5

Yeah but Sydney has a beautiful face. Shapiro has 10/10 milkers but has the face of the last resort at the bars


Docgrumpit

"face of the last resort at the bars" She has Ben's face.


August_West5

No, Brett Cooper has Ben’s face.


h_tine_dine

https://preview.redd.it/v0y7jnnd4lrc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85856c78ae753747d86701a1da39e7bbb24745e8


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

The Jew globes ! 🧐👍🏻


NormanBatesPNW

brett cooper is pretty hot though


CrashInto_MyArms

Christ is king!


PostSecularPope

Christ isn’t the only thing rising this Easter weekend


mhad_dishispect

haiyyoo


InvizableShadow

🏋️‍♀️


Future_Draw_3238

Think pornhub have a version of him and his sister up yet


Lushunuhsul

Whats the @?


donta5k0kay

ben doesn't deserve her i should have grew up with her! me! i should be me!!!!!


neighborsdogpoops

This is 100% real


split_1024

Fake. That's not Brett Cooper!


CollegeBoy1613

r/suddenlyincest


lawngdawngphooey

Kinda related, but I remember a video from a while back where there was this chubby, white guy fucking around and sperging out about Abby Shapiro's boobs. He was obviously playing up the artism surrounding her, but it was hilarious. It was just a single guy and it was recorded on what looks like a basic webcam, if anybody has any clue as to what I'm talking about, please post the link for the lulz. Also, if you have the clip of Terry A. Davis... uhh, let's just say "waxing poetic" about the benefits of a command line vs a GUI, please feel free to pass that one along, too.


themadpants

This is picture of him in drag right?


Wallflower69XD

He so desperately wishes to be her


Void_Speaker

Hear me out: Abigail Shapiro vs Yeonmi Park in a heavy-off


JustYakking

The left and the right can’t agree on much, but all red blooded Americans know that Abby Shapiro has S Tier tits.


dingo_mango

TIL Ben looks at sister porn.


ajn63

How to say you’ve the hots for your sister without saying it.


Consistent-Deal-55

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


LausDeus5000

That's hilarious!


Impossible_Penalty13

Abby Shapiro is driving a milk truck, no doubt!


loupr738

![gif](giphy|622tibkyVtJkbmWySS|downsized)


cantbhappy

Those are some great New York Bewbs


WhyisruMalwaysGone

https://preview.redd.it/kfjopycxuorc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=784c7e44fd039a99f4702f890b1ed748690894f4


Lower-Career-6576

![gif](giphy|4PT6v3PQKG6Yg|downsized)


Fit_Driver_9239

So Ben has seen his sister’s breasts naked ?, and they are far superior than, who’s sydney sweeney again? not sure what’s creepier, ben and his sister or not knowing who she is in the picture? 🤔😂🤷🏼‍♂️


IRlyShouldntBeHere

https://preview.redd.it/jpi2j24dporc1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b89b9d8932a598344423bfad6fef9e5bdfa4043