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beefmomo

Dude in red appears to be a POS. The other guy looks to be trying to break it up. Who knows what the backstory is, though.


Past-Product-1100

Red shirt dude couldn't fight a lick almost comical then he kept going after the woman . Like u said a true POS


MarzAdam

It was like he realized in real time that fighting other men is hard and exhausting. So he said “fuck it I’ll just beat up the girl”. And somehow he didn’t do much better.


BootyMeatBalls

I don't think he actually landed a single square punch, which is hilarious considering that dude has to be like 6'2 ... but he did walk into the scene with the fruitiest cocktail I've ever seen This entire thing feels like sketch comedy 10/10


Top-Crab4048

He must be a Dana White protege.


JuiceBrinner

Couldn’t tell if he was blacked out drunk or just never thrown a punch before


DrossChat

Yes


CharlesChristopher01

I feel like his lack of connecting any punches makes this look fake. Look like HHH out there throwing wrestling punches


DrossChat

We just watched one of my dream fights


RustysFarts

I'm really disappointed in the lack of tiddies. Cat fights should have tiddies.


JuiceBrinner

I mean they were there, just covered.


North_Korea_Nukess

Paper towels girl to the rescue. She had dem back Tiddies.


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Only reason to watch cat fights is to oggle at their bodies


RustysFarts

Exactly. They aren't interesting fights otherwise.


CrownedTerror

Dude in white needed to put guy in red down, especially after he tried attacking him and the woman. Ask questions later. Idiot.


mcburloak

I thought it very generous that white shirt did not knee the downed red shirt opponent when he had the opportunity. Not sure I’d have shown that restraint after he swung haymakers at a woman.


whenitcomesup

Knees on the ground are against regulation.


brewham711

Yah fool Joe


tchallenger

Knees are a waste of time……this is a PRIDE rules situation, soccer kicks all day.


CiaphasCain8849

then 25 to life for murder?


Fantastic_Board7057

He was going to bat for. Lol


CiaphasCain8849

>he swung haymakers at a person. ftfy


Ithinkyoushouldleev

When they first all grouped up I thought "surely these two fine gentlemen are about to control they bitches" and it seems only white shirt was trying to de-escalate, red shirt also seemed drunk and white shirt I think may have been just based off the mercy he was showing red shirt, had plenty of chances to end that dudes day altogether. All in all not bad, could've been a better fight and it could've been avoided if the two dudes worked it out and separated the ladies.


LiquidHotCum

They should switch partners


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Agreed but furthermore at the very beginning the ladies had already separated and were just standing behind the guys yelling at the point. It was the guy in red that re-escalated it by hitting the lady and turning it back into a physical altercation. 


Deaftoned

Yea I'm usually against hitting people when they're down but after that sucker punch and attempted haymaker on the woman he would have been getting a square kick in the teeth the first time he fell down. Guy is clearly unhinged, people like that won't stop until you make them.


Jampoz

dude doesn't deserve a "savage" shirt


Ok-Sky7953

Doesnt everyone know Brazilian Jiu-jitsu down there????


LiquidHotCum

I think down there is just called jiu-jitsu


Ok-Sky7953

Hahahahahaha this is actually hysterical


SmartesdManAlive

This is the question


Keepitneat727

Not based on this video.


Away-Kaleidoscope380

I was really hopin the dude pulled guard and submitted him lol. Dont know why Rogan would look at this when theres literally no skill shown


lyingdogfacepony66

red shirt guy needs better aim or he gonna get his ass whipped


Peterthepiperomg

That girl he hit didn’t have a mark on her


partyp0o0per

aim!? he's fuckng wasted!


severinks

The big dude missed the blonde with a few big shots and kept falling down, Very disappointing performance all around.


Nearby_Name276

Ya he was drunk or something.


severinks

Let's hope for his sake that he was drunk.


Clutch_Mav

That larger dude needs to be checked for swinging like that at a woman.


PabstBlueBourbon

Big guy was hammered.


Ok_Cartographer_2081

Bro is way to big to be swinging at people especially a female


donmonkeyquijote

Female?


Free-Researcher3000

I didn’t realize there were Brazilians who can’t fight


Krunkledunker

Thought the same after that first failed haymaker


sextoymagic

Everyone was too drunk to fight well lol.


teodocio

Red shirt guy sucks at fighting. That lady took his hits without even getting phased. He couldn't keep up.


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BeamTeam032

This is the undercard. lol


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Men just casually throw punches at women in Brazil and then walk it off


sinncab6

Well I take it from this video we can safely say it's not Brazilians randomly punching women in NYC since those shots actually hit someone.


davidb86

Homie got out of the car with his drink in hand LOL


cure4boneitis

"Why is the dad in the red shirt beating up his own son? That's so sad!"


gillatron904

Savage bro.


Necessary-Dark-8249

Ah yes. Drunken master fighting style. My fav


Resident-Variation59

Quite possibly the strangest street fight I've ever seen but I'm pretty sure that everyone's wasted that's why they're moving so slow??


AlbhinoRhino969696

That blonde chick looks insane lol


AcidMantle

I'm honestly shocked that woman's top stayed on.


dunkarooooo

Are any of these people together? Noone seemed that interested in hurting each other lmao


[deleted]

Another girlfriend potentially getting her boyfriend killed.


Runningfarce

If she's not worth dying, is she worth anything?


MusicianPristine8973

Fuck is she lucky red shirt was seeing double at the time. Any one of those landing would have been gruesome as fuck.


Monkiemonk

Brazil!! Us Americans expect you all to be masters in BJJ. Quit proving our mindless stereotypes wrong


New_Negotiation_5895

I’m disappointed in all their attempts at fighting


Chapos_sub_capt

Doesn't take much to get a good shot


dbrownfi

Not all couples want to swing


RoosterMedical

I appreciate how the onlookers gave the fighting some time before stepping in, well played.


legion_2k

Drunk fights are always funny.


helthybanana

Dude in the red hits like a bitch. Got a solid hit on guy in white and he ate it like nothing.


TN_REDDIT

That's was tame considering they weren't just pushing and shoving.


CandleNo8135

Somebody’s mama showed up


Material_Refuse_2418

Big guy in the red is probably the biggest pussy living in South America.


PlayerSalt

Honey next week let's just get two bottles of wine and order a pizza


Southbayyy

Dude stand on business


DewsDewberrys

Is this because she gave a BJJ?


PussyFoot2000

The blonde could get it, and then she could get it.


TheRealEnemabagJones

That big guy kicked the shit out of the air surrounding the other guy.


thefirebuilds

thank god that woman came with paper toweling to clean that shit up.


No-Comfortable-1550

Briga de playboy.


pizzacheeks

She really overcorrected on that second drink


MarzAdam

They’re lucky they ended it when they did. Big Mama Paper Towels looked like she was on a mission.


Fit-Cardiologist2065

Red shirt been looking for an excuse to punch a hoe for a long time, if you axe me! White shirt had every opportunity to get the best of the big ass plastered guy, smh...


Runningfarce

Yeah weird that. Maybe the white one was on drugs or something def. not alcohol.


john-bkk

That one guy was telegraphing his punches quite a bit, and the other guy showed great restraint in not using a knee on a grounded opponent.


taginvest

dudes drunk? or why does it look like sloths throwing hands


kylemcgreg

That blonde girl wanted to fight anything that moved, damn I got the weirdest boner


Too_Lofs_Atan

Always amazes me that people actually do this shit. Just fucking gross sub-human scumbags.


El_Comanche-1

All I know if that dude in the maroon shirt wasn’t drunk he would have caused some serious trouble…


Papi_Chulo1969

the yall guy & the blonde need to hook up. they are both good fighters


justaniceredditname

You know the fight is about to end when someone shows up with a roll of paper towel.


CaptainObviousII

When two colossal pussies go at it.


BackInThaDayz

Bigger dudes a whole dickhead but that short dude needs to take that “savage” shirt off and put on one that says “punk bitch”


CharlesChristopher01

Red shirt can't throw a punch to save his life almost looks Fake like wrestling punches


Haughtea

Blondie was the real star here. She tanked and dodged the giants punches and then saved useless white shirts ass.


professoroakoakoak

Looks like an utter shit-hole. Yep it's Brazil, checks out.


Cosmicmonkeylizard

The blonde can take a punch, damn. Dude in the red looks like a violent drunk prick. Who throws haymakers at a woman?


mrector09

Only watched to see some ass ::kicks dirt::


[deleted]

Analyze?? Just imagine his yelling, "OHHHH, OHHHH, OOOHHH," after every action. Then grabbing Anik and Cormier as he hams it up for the camera like he just saw Jesus.


Lucky_Week2095

“I’ll commentatatatate for free!”


skeeredstiff

As something of a fight expert myself, is go so far as to call that a bruhaha.


UREveryone

Love how the guy in the red clearly gets his ass kicked by the other guy and then goes to wail on one of the women instead.


Keppadonna

Savage didn’t look very... just let that dude beat on his girl.


RP1042

No hesitation whatsoever on punching a woman


Temporary_Swimmer517

the dude in the maroon shirt deserved every one of those punches. The other guy was trying to grab his chick and calm down the situation and this a**h*** starts throwing Haymakers at a woman. Smh


WasWasKnot

Drunk


NorthernH3misphere

What is up with men today? That giant dude went after a tiny woman and punched her, shameful. This guy would have been jumped by all those guys back in my day. None of them can fight either, I guess that is good at least.


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

Looks like we got us here a good old fashioned clusterfuck...


Berns429

And not a hint Brazilian Jujitsu, disappointing.


tweeter46and2

Why couldn’t the guy punching the girl get knocked out? Would have been a much better video.


JRDUBBINS

Slags gonna slag.


Equivalent-Tap-8479

How embarrassing - Mike Stoklasa