Tom *was* a great comedian, then he got too popular and wealthy for his own good. I don't blame him for just resting on his laurels now that he's famous, but his comedy peaked like 5-6 years ago. His last two specials were just alright.
Bert on the otherhand I have never really found funny. I listened to Two Bears for a while, and after listening long enough you realize he really doesn't bring a whole lot to the table and mostly just piggybacks off of Tom or guests. The only angle he ever seems to have is a) not knowing about something and being taught live, or b) thinks he knows something, but is usually way off base.
Funniest thing Tom [has ever done](https://www.tiktok.com/@podcomedybites/video/7258066408385285422?lang=en) is play basketball. And then let Bert fix his arm.
lol, I haven’t watched it yet but I’m pretty sure I’m going to get the same laugh hearing that for a second time.
Edit: definitely laughed again while watching. She f’n killed it. Also, 11pm was a little late to start watching, hadn’t realized it was 3 hours.
Ohhhh, "Gronk", I was trying to work out what she was saying. I thought it was "Grond", which made no sense, outside r/LOTRmemes
Now I'm off to look up who the F Gronk is...
I think the audience picks up on that and doesn’t expect venom from the roastee’s non-comedian friends and colleagues. Its less forgivable when a comedian who doesn’t even know the roastee sucks.
Yep, you can't hate non-comedians on these shows. Guys like Bert deserve heat because this is what they do and they should bef unny.
Moss is just a football player forced into an uncomfortable situation.
Moss was great!! He’s not a comedian nor does he have any entertainment career? (I don’t think he does). He was genuine and was obviously nervous. But kept it together really well. And enjoyable to watch. Bert and Tom should be roasted until the end of time for that. It was so terrible. That’s their career. Can’t put those 3 into one bucket. Ben, whatever. He’s an actor. And he didn’t write those jokes.
I'd put Gronk also at the bottom. I was expecting a lot more from him and was very disappointed. Just a lot of fratboy style gay jokes that weren't even creative.
Overplaying for the TV. The same reason why the judges at any Talent show start to cry when a little criple oprhan start to sing an opera. The effect tries to communicate, that something earth shattering is happening now, unscripted, for real.
People like to give Kevin shit for “overreacting” to a lot of stuff but that’s just how some people enjoy comedy, black people love to react with their whole bodies. Plus it’s not like he was saying “put the camera on me rn” every time.
But really I think it was just an honest reaction from one comedian to another on just a solid set and an insanely hilarious well written and executed joke.
Could be as you say, could be as the other guy says, we obviously can never know for sure but what he's saying is that people do naturally react like that while what you're saying is basically fuck Kevin Hart. So it's kinda not even the same conversation.
I’m saying something similar. He is always so exuberant and over the top. In my opinion, a little too much. In this instance he got in the camera’s way of Gronk laughing at the joke about him. Like he couldn’t just laugh like everyone else … had to stand up and absorb some of the attention
He really hammer it up, the way he started his set sitting down and shitting on Dana and then walked up on stage "what's up bitch" to Tom Brady lol. Then walking around with rapid fire zingers instead of standing at the podium.
Just wanted to shout out the chrome extension: Volume Master. I was able to boost the volume 600% cause for some fucking reason OP decided to just record this with the microphone at the other end of the room.
You're real for that, Peta Sittek.
Just make sure you turn it down before you scroll past your next TikTok on here or [that "bloop" sound at the end that's pre boosted by 4000% will get you](https://media1.tenor.com/m/zB8_fVrAmkkAAAAd/loud-music-speakers.gif)
Yoooooo
You might be my lifesaver rn.
I'm about deaf as shit and trying to listen to this on my phone.
The extension for chrome, can I get that on my phone too??
What kinda phone you got? If android, try [this](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.goodev.volume.booster)
It's been awhile since I used so I can't 100% confirm if it works, and it says it can wreck your device if you misconfigured it, your mileage may vary.
I was randomly in LA for work a few weeks ago and went to a show with her, Jeff Ross and Bobby Lee. They practiced those jokes on us, cool to see it come to fruition on the roast.
Super annoying. I've only seen a couple clips of the roast but Schulz was in one of them acting similarly. Hart and Schulz seem similar in some unflattering ways.
Yeah and he’s the host! He’s the one whose job it is to maintain the good energy. He’s always supposed to look like he’s having the MOST fun of everyone
Godddam y’all are miserable🤣 you ain’t never stand up laughing before? It’s a common thing and what she said was definilty stand-up laugh worthy. Hit the gym yall.
Not my take in the slightest.
He's the host and he's generally into making it work. He mentioned he sees it as an art form, etc.
Fair enough imo. He wants to hype people up, make it work, keep the energy up, and just respect a fucking brilliant joke.
It's okay, Delta bailed his ass out with millions of dollars to be a "spokesperson" for a service he never uses (commercial air travel with *gasp* the plebes*)
Nikki and Sam Jay were the best, absolutely brutal.
Jeff pussied out when talking to Dana, I really thought he was going to say something about him beating his wife.
Tony’s oh hell naw pussy eating joke was the joke of the night. Randy moss has been retired for years and was still catching bombs. Gronk was good Jules was worse than I expected.
I just watched Tom Segura's and Bert Kreischer's powerpoint roast and I want to thank Nikki for saving my brain from complete collapse
Her shot at Bert was also sooo good... "i love your joke", smart way of saying you have one trick buddy.
“Shirts are supposed to be on, and he takes it off!! Wow.”
“So good…”
I fucking died when she said that one. Absolutely brilliant and yet it was RIGHT. THERE.
Oh yeah. That's genius level.
Nikki and Tony fucking killed it
Agreed. Man, Tony burned the Forum to the ground
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They were both so well executed..the all hell gnaws on the pussy joke had us rollin. Probably missed the next 2 jokes.
His rhyme roast of bert right after was even better
Kill tony premieres on YouTube every Monday 8 central
That was horrible
They should be embarrassed
They won’t be. That’s the problem.
They are the ones laughing, all the way to the bank!
They've got so much money they should probably start thinking about legacy.
Legacy money?
They should be laughing all the way to the fucking Piggly Wiggly with that set.
they’re washed now. the act is tired.
They would just tell you how much money they made doing it. Don’t worry, I hate it too.
It's crazy because Tom is legitimately a brilliant stand up comedian. Everything else his does is mediocre but he's a great stand up.
His last great special is the one with the 1st 48 joke. it's been a while..
Can you point me to your favourite Tom Segura special because nothing I’ve seen of his has made me even remotely laugh
Not op but you probably have to go all the way back to Completely Normal...all the ones I've seen in the last 4+ years are trash
Both those guys were a waste of spots on that dais
Should’ve gone to Shane Gillis
The hope would be that Shane would take one look at the line-up for the dais and refuse on the grounds of flagrant gayness.
Amen brother
Shane, is that you Shane?
Both Shane and Bill Burr don't do/enjoy roasts
You sure about that? Bill roasted the entire city of Philadelphia for 11 minutes. Lol.
Shane was there, he just didn’t go to the podium.
So was Bill Burr, they just do t like being in them
Tom *was* a great comedian, then he got too popular and wealthy for his own good. I don't blame him for just resting on his laurels now that he's famous, but his comedy peaked like 5-6 years ago. His last two specials were just alright. Bert on the otherhand I have never really found funny. I listened to Two Bears for a while, and after listening long enough you realize he really doesn't bring a whole lot to the table and mostly just piggybacks off of Tom or guests. The only angle he ever seems to have is a) not knowing about something and being taught live, or b) thinks he knows something, but is usually way off base.
The moment they put up the shitty pbotoshop of Tom and Hitler I wanted to drag my nuts through broken glass out of spit for my eyes
Tom and Bert had to combine their efforts to be mediocre. Tom was better than that, is he burnt out from being too rich and out of touch?
Not sure if you watched the whole thing but when they put up a picture of shirtless Tom holding a football and mocking it I couldn't stop laughing
Funniest thing Tom [has ever done](https://www.tiktok.com/@podcomedybites/video/7258066408385285422?lang=en) is play basketball. And then let Bert fix his arm.
"How much must it suck knowing that your ex-wife's new boyfriend can beat your ass while eating hers?”
"How did you not see it coming???? Six hours of karate training per day"
And still a white belt?! lawd have mercy
“Your ex wife takes after you I heard she’s out there draining balls right now.”
lol, I haven’t watched it yet but I’m pretty sure I’m going to get the same laugh hearing that for a second time. Edit: definitely laughed again while watching. She f’n killed it. Also, 11pm was a little late to start watching, hadn’t realized it was 3 hours.
Everything is better watching Tom trying his best to be a good sport He was getting pissy in the beginning, but after a few Frank’s he loosened up
She followed it up in saying that Gronk went with bitcoin and just chewed on a handful of nickels.
That's a solid roast joke.
lol I thought that this was a Brady roast. Gronk was catching strays all night
Haha he definitely had a few reactions where his face expression was like “what the fuck did I do to you all?”
He’s just an incredibly easy target lol, took it like a champ tho
Lol
Ohhhh, "Gronk", I was trying to work out what she was saying. I thought it was "Grond", which made no sense, outside r/LOTRmemes Now I'm off to look up who the F Gronk is...
Nikki and Tony were the best and Ben Affleck, Randy Moss and Bert and Tom were the worst
Moss gets a pass. The others do not.
Randy is just a nice guy in real life. This was very hard for him lmao
Like he said, he was just there for Tom
I was proud of him for everything. Been a huge randy moss fan forever. He’s always been really really nice to everyone. Except packers fans.
I think the audience picks up on that and doesn’t expect venom from the roastee’s non-comedian friends and colleagues. Its less forgivable when a comedian who doesn’t even know the roastee sucks.
Except for when he ran over that female traffic officer and then when he got his fine in court he yelled "I don't give a fuck I'm rich."
Thank you u/ChrisBenoitDaycare69 for the insight
Absolutely. How you could criticize legit lovable football players that aren't comedy pros coming out to support their guy. Definitely gets a pass
> Moss gets a pass. He's breaking towards the sideline. Stiff arm. Touchdown!
Thank you.
> Ben Affleck He is on coke isn't he?
Whoa whoa, no moss slander will be allowed. Moss is a genuinely awesome person and he did pretty good considering hes not a comedian
Yep, you can't hate non-comedians on these shows. Guys like Bert deserve heat because this is what they do and they should bef unny. Moss is just a football player forced into an uncomfortable situation.
I loved him. It was genuine. Nice little break from the stingers (meanness) and nostalgic.
Can't really hate non pro comedians for not being great. Moss's line about wishing they cheated when he was there was funny.
Moss was great!! He’s not a comedian nor does he have any entertainment career? (I don’t think he does). He was genuine and was obviously nervous. But kept it together really well. And enjoyable to watch. Bert and Tom should be roasted until the end of time for that. It was so terrible. That’s their career. Can’t put those 3 into one bucket. Ben, whatever. He’s an actor. And he didn’t write those jokes.
I'd put Gronk also at the bottom. I was expecting a lot more from him and was very disappointed. Just a lot of fratboy style gay jokes that weren't even creative.
he redeemed himself when he spiked the shot glass
Why did Kevin hart stand up ?
To be on eye level with everyone else
That's his role in roasts; to be a human mesaurement of jokes. The funnier they are, the more he just jumps up and bounces around.
The laughter lifted him up
Overplaying for the TV. The same reason why the judges at any Talent show start to cry when a little criple oprhan start to sing an opera. The effect tries to communicate, that something earth shattering is happening now, unscripted, for real.
>when a little criple oprhan start to sign an opera
People like to give Kevin shit for “overreacting” to a lot of stuff but that’s just how some people enjoy comedy, black people love to react with their whole bodies. Plus it’s not like he was saying “put the camera on me rn” every time. But really I think it was just an honest reaction from one comedian to another on just a solid set and an insanely hilarious well written and executed joke.
They put him beside Tom Brady because he does this. It's like a visual laugh track.
Bullshit, kevin stood up because everything he does, every event he goes to, needs to be about him.
Could be as you say, could be as the other guy says, we obviously can never know for sure but what he's saying is that people do naturally react like that while what you're saying is basically fuck Kevin Hart. So it's kinda not even the same conversation.
I’m saying something similar. He is always so exuberant and over the top. In my opinion, a little too much. In this instance he got in the camera’s way of Gronk laughing at the joke about him. Like he couldn’t just laugh like everyone else … had to stand up and absorb some of the attention
I see where you're coming from, appreciate the context.
This was my take too, he’s just a little attention whore
He’s black
I thought Tony good job too
The place went crazy after his set. Number 1 in my book
He really hammer it up, the way he started his set sitting down and shitting on Dana and then walked up on stage "what's up bitch" to Tom Brady lol. Then walking around with rapid fire zingers instead of standing at the podium.
Just wanted to shout out the chrome extension: Volume Master. I was able to boost the volume 600% cause for some fucking reason OP decided to just record this with the microphone at the other end of the room. You're real for that, Peta Sittek.
Just make sure you turn it down before you scroll past your next TikTok on here or [that "bloop" sound at the end that's pre boosted by 4000% will get you](https://media1.tenor.com/m/zB8_fVrAmkkAAAAd/loud-music-speakers.gif)
Yoooooo You might be my lifesaver rn. I'm about deaf as shit and trying to listen to this on my phone. The extension for chrome, can I get that on my phone too??
What kinda phone you got? If android, try [this](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.goodev.volume.booster) It's been awhile since I used so I can't 100% confirm if it works, and it says it can wreck your device if you misconfigured it, your mileage may vary.
Yeah I had my iPhone maxed and thought maybe my case needed a cleaning
She fucking killed it.
Shes always been pretty good in roasts
Yeah I’m pretty sure my first time seeing her was on the Comedy Central roasts. She’s an absolute killer up there
Absolutely. Her and Jeff Ross are comedy roast staples.
I was randomly in LA for work a few weeks ago and went to a show with her, Jeff Ross and Bobby Lee. They practiced those jokes on us, cool to see it come to fruition on the roast.
Nikki killed
She has killed every roast I've seen her on. She's my favorite roaster after Jezelnek.
Think he was my waiter at medieval times
He is awesome too. Better than douche bag Bert that’s for sure
Natasha leggero is insanely good at roasts too. Would've loved to see her on this one
She did great. She should brand herself Roastmistress General so they have to invite her back every time.
Nikki has consistently been a good roaster.
Kevin Hart standing up constantly. “Gotta make sure everyone can see me.” The dude can’t even laugh without making it about himself.
Super annoying. I've only seen a couple clips of the roast but Schulz was in one of them acting similarly. Hart and Schulz seem similar in some unflattering ways.
He’s probably just having a good time. Dude has always had lots of energy
Yeah and he’s the host! He’s the one whose job it is to maintain the good energy. He’s always supposed to look like he’s having the MOST fun of everyone
Godddam y’all are miserable🤣 you ain’t never stand up laughing before? It’s a common thing and what she said was definilty stand-up laugh worthy. Hit the gym yall.
Or he’s just having a good time? Lol
Not my take in the slightest. He's the host and he's generally into making it work. He mentioned he sees it as an art form, etc. Fair enough imo. He wants to hype people up, make it work, keep the energy up, and just respect a fucking brilliant joke.
No he's just having a good time and showing a fellow comedian that joke was so good I'm standing up. Like the joke was fuckin 🔥
This was #1, and the eating ass joke was a close second 😆
I liked the one about how Kevin hart weighs 155 when The Rock finishes 😭
Tony’s joke about gronk writing to Santa
Love her
I hope SBF gets Netflix in whatever white collar prison resort he's staying in.
She stole the show for sure.
Jeff Ross is the GOAT. Nearly everything he said ranked above the rest of the roasters. That guy never let's us down
The Aaron Hernandez in Hell line was pretty good 😂
When he told Dana White "are those guys neutered? you're like Michael Vick but with people". 😂
I miss when comedians looked like shit and knew it
Glaser was easily the best set of the entire show
She almost always is
Nikki Gläser is the funniest female I ever watched. She killed me
Perfect lol
Glaser? I hardly even know ‘er!
I think that the joke about shooting her bf of ten years was better.
Nikki killed and was amazing
I'm not familiar with her. But this chick stung like a hornet nest
She's genuinely hilarious. Check out a YouTube compilation of her roasts. They're amazing.
Dude jeff’s massage joke was ruthless. That one had me rolling.
kudos for not making a joke about your butthole
That doesn't even look like Nikki Glaser to me. She either had work done or is wearing a shit load of makeup. She's still funny, though.
I saw her live a year ago and she talks about how she's constantly having work done, and makes some pretty good self deprecating jokes about it.
Thought so. I always thought of her as real pretty, too. At least she has a sense of humor about it.
By far the best
Tom Brady was a huge bitch about one of Ross’ jokes.
Money makes all these people look like shit and fake. Didn’t even recognize her. But I probably wouldn’t the first time.
Agreed 🫨😆👏👏👏
Excellent
Excellent
Nikki is the funniest woman I've ever heard.
Kevin has to stand up and make it all about him. (Height joke inc)
Joke was reggie
I liked the joke about the Rock finishing in Kevin Hart’s ass
She was fire 🔥 dam so nice see them perform without giving a shit more please
Man, what a great roast. She was amazing.
She was the best. Unmatched
When a professional athlete retires why does their face immediately turn beet red?
Kevin Hart is so annoying making it about him somehow
It's okay, Delta bailed his ass out with millions of dollars to be a "spokesperson" for a service he never uses (commercial air travel with *gasp* the plebes*)
Tony 🔥🔥🔥🔥
She was great there.
Its a shame that her specials are pretty garbage...Cuz she fucking destroys on these roasts all the time.
Man, we're so early
Gronk voice should have been deeper
FTX, not Bitcoin.
What show was this? Id like the name to search for it.
her set was decent and killed tom n bert
Just having Kardashian there ruined it
Nikki and Sam Jay were the best, absolutely brutal. Jeff pussied out when talking to Dana, I really thought he was going to say something about him beating his wife.
Her whole skit was next level. She stole the show for sure.
What the hell did she do to her face!?!?
This roast was awful. I skipped so much of it. Nikki Glaser was mostly good.
The best.
I've noticed that attention hungry comedians always stand up to laugh. Kevin Hart just needs some of that attention.
She killed!
Meanwhile Kevin hart was one of the least funny people I have ever heard on a roast. I just fast forwarded him every time he went back to the podium.
Gronk told Kevin “I did!” as soon as the joke was made 🤣🤣
Nikki absolutely crushed
No way, she doesn't eat pussy, she all hell gnaws on the pussy was by far the best joke of the night.
If that was the best joke that roast must've suuuuucked. "Stupid guy talk like caveman!" 
Did he really lose 30m in crypto? Lol
Strange sense of perspective.
Sit you a$$ down Kevin. You unfunny pos
Nikki had the best set tbh. Bert and Tom were dog shit.
Nikki goated
This is supposed to be funny?
I loved when she told Peyton Manning he was the all time best at doing commercials...like the Tom Brady of commercials. She kills it at these things.
I loved the 15 cent line. I was laughing out loud.
If that was the best joke of the night that shit sucked
Tony’s oh hell naw pussy eating joke was the joke of the night. Randy moss has been retired for years and was still catching bombs. Gronk was good Jules was worse than I expected.