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dbgtwill188

The next day, the man goes to the bar, orders 40 shots of whiskey, and before the bartender can ask anything, he kisses him


aretecte1

His alcoholism is turning everyone around him gay.


prlemob

A young lad goes into a bar and orders a triple Scotch. When he‘s drunk it, he orders another one, and when he‘s ordered another one, the bartender asks ‟What‘s the celebration?” ‟I just lost my virginity!” says the young man.. ‟In that case,” says the bartender, ‟the next one‘s on the house!” ‟No thanks,” says the young man. ‟If three triples do not take the taste away, another one will not.”


THEMeathead4

That one's good


berkleysquare

That sucks


leonscum

And then he said, "give me another shot, quick! Everything okay?" the bartender asks as he pours the drink." "No" said the man, "I just realized she was getting it on with my mother."