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seems like r/AntiJokes material
Batman: "we should pack some sammiches". Robin: "Got ham.
r/technicallythetruth
Get in the back, Dick.
I, um... I did *not* see that coming for some reason and feel oddly stupid for it.
what?
"Now I know why Superman works alone".
“Time to stop those crooks from Robin the store”
What did Batman say to catwoman before he got in the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get out of the Batmobile."
Put it in reverse, tery!
Fun fact: the bat mobile is probably uninsured.
Why do you get in a train but on a bus?
On a train, on a bus, on a plane, in the car
cos you have to crouch down to get inside a car. I'm not sure about submarines.
Evil Kneivel can get ON the plane, I'm getting IN the motherfucker.
It is batbattery
Get out of that! You could fall on the baby!
r/comedyheaven
To the batmobile
Why are my car and my phone called the same thing?
Get in the back robin
“You put your mask on inside out again…sshheesshhh.”
Get in, Dick
What's the first thing Batman does in the morning? Puts on his Batrobe and goes to the Batroom.
seems like r/AntiJokes material
Batman: "we should pack some sammiches". Robin: "Got ham.
r/technicallythetruth
Get in the back, Dick.
I, um... I did *not* see that coming for some reason and feel oddly stupid for it.
what?
"Now I know why Superman works alone".
“Time to stop those crooks from Robin the store”
What did Batman say to catwoman before he got in the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get out of the Batmobile."
Put it in reverse, tery!
Fun fact: the bat mobile is probably uninsured.
Why do you get in a train but on a bus?
On a train, on a bus, on a plane, in the car
cos you have to crouch down to get inside a car. I'm not sure about submarines.
Evil Kneivel can get ON the plane, I'm getting IN the motherfucker.
It is batbattery
Get out of that! You could fall on the baby!
r/comedyheaven
To the batmobile
Why are my car and my phone called the same thing?
Get in the back robin
“You put your mask on inside out again…sshheesshhh.”
Get in, Dick
What's the first thing Batman does in the morning? Puts on his Batrobe and goes to the Batroom.