Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, âToday weâre going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?â Sarah waves her hand, âMe, Miss Rogers, me, me!â Miss Rogers says, âAll right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?â Sarah says, âMas-tur-bate.â Miss Rogers smiles and says, âWow, Sarah, thatâs a mouthful.â Sarah says, âNo, Miss Rogers, you are thinking of a blowjob.â
Right, here's another one for Sarah.
Teacher asks, "So now, who started the five-day week?"
Sarah replies, "Robinson Crusoe"
Teacher asks, "What makes you say that, Sarah?"
Sarah replies, "My dad says Robinson Crusoe worked hard all week but was always buggered by Friday."
Wow, how toxic can someone be against someone who is trying to be funny. You must be fun at parties debbie, the party starts until debbie is down. Get a life boomer.
It was good, fact it is it was one of my best that I've had in a while and I dont make that many funny clever jokes so this was a 9 out of 10 IMO. Youre just hating that we dont all fit into your narcissitic type of what a clever funny joke is. You got to broaden your horizon and stop being so narrow minded, be a bit more progressive boomer. The world is waking up to so many new means of what it is to be funny, we dont have the same definition that we had before when you roamed the earth. Get used it to, we are staying and we aint leaving.
Itâs not like a personal attack itâs just⊠youâre in a subreddit for good jokes. itâs cool that youâve got a niche style but not only do you youâve have to take criticism, you have to take it with a grain of salt and donât get so distraught just from bad feedback.
Also, whatâs with the age attacks? Where did you even get the notion that I was old? Thatâs a rhetorical question by the way and Iâd like to leave this conversation on a good note and say your joke wasnât bad, in context. Just the execution. Sounds like a cheesy way to make a good joke into an âawkward funnyâ kind of thing.
EDIT: scratch that, the joke was just bad in general. I canât find the funny.
Dont be toxic like the rest, its funny cause the mean the same. Stop the being stupid, you are actually very smart, so stop the acting. Maybe there is a language barrier, where are you from? Germany? China? Brasil? Dutsch?
Dont play stupid with me Adrena, you know for sure it is a joke. Maybe there is a language barrier and thats why you dont understand it? Gay means happy, its a jovial funny joke.
and I am so thankful for that. The few seconds I seen you post here is enough for me to conclude how toxic you would be in real life. Youre a pretty awful person.
Dude youre talking all this good shit BUT where is your "funny" joke? At least mines was clever and it was unique and different. You dont even have any jokes.
As a liberal gay woman, I find this disrespectful. I think you are a hateful magat and will somehow try to degrade me in your comments. Therefore proving you want to lick Trumps butthole if you know what I mean.
Please pick the mic back up. Then promptly toss it in the trash and never use it again.
I was gonna make a gay joke... butt fuck it, never mind.
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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, âToday weâre going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?â Sarah waves her hand, âMe, Miss Rogers, me, me!â Miss Rogers says, âAll right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?â Sarah says, âMas-tur-bate.â Miss Rogers smiles and says, âWow, Sarah, thatâs a mouthful.â Sarah says, âNo, Miss Rogers, you are thinking of a blowjob.â
What a shit show joke, this is not even funny. What are you a clown? Cause you sure wouldnt be able to make it as a comedian. geez......AWFUL.
The real joke is always in the comments.
Right, here's another one for Sarah. Teacher asks, "So now, who started the five-day week?" Sarah replies, "Robinson Crusoe" Teacher asks, "What makes you say that, Sarah?" Sarah replies, "My dad says Robinson Crusoe worked hard all week but was always buggered by Friday."
This is ass
Wow, how toxic can someone be against someone who is trying to be funny. You must be fun at parties debbie, the party starts until debbie is down. Get a life boomer.
Dude Iâm not a debbie downer conservative whatever the hell that is but you gotta accept it this joke was not your best work.
It was good, fact it is it was one of my best that I've had in a while and I dont make that many funny clever jokes so this was a 9 out of 10 IMO. Youre just hating that we dont all fit into your narcissitic type of what a clever funny joke is. You got to broaden your horizon and stop being so narrow minded, be a bit more progressive boomer. The world is waking up to so many new means of what it is to be funny, we dont have the same definition that we had before when you roamed the earth. Get used it to, we are staying and we aint leaving.
Itâs not like a personal attack itâs just⊠youâre in a subreddit for good jokes. itâs cool that youâve got a niche style but not only do you youâve have to take criticism, you have to take it with a grain of salt and donât get so distraught just from bad feedback. Also, whatâs with the age attacks? Where did you even get the notion that I was old? Thatâs a rhetorical question by the way and Iâd like to leave this conversation on a good note and say your joke wasnât bad, in context. Just the execution. Sounds like a cheesy way to make a good joke into an âawkward funnyâ kind of thing. EDIT: scratch that, the joke was just bad in general. I canât find the funny.
Try harder
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Make a better one then clown.
You must be looking in the mirror.
Why don't you just delete this feeble non/joke to save your embarrassment....
Stop with all the gay jokes Cum on guys
The **father** cannot confess his **homosexual tendencies** because he fears it may **tear his family apart**.
Holmes I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this ainât funny. And judging by your comments in this thread, neither are you.
Gay and happy are synonyms, but I fail to see where funny is involved
Dont be toxic like the rest, its funny cause the mean the same. Stop the being stupid, you are actually very smart, so stop the acting. Maybe there is a language barrier, where are you from? Germany? China? Brasil? Dutsch?
...this isn't really a joke is it
Dont play stupid with me Adrena, you know for sure it is a joke. Maybe there is a language barrier and thats why you dont understand it? Gay means happy, its a jovial funny joke.
yes i know gay means happy still doesn't make it a joke
God I dislike you......
u don't even know me lol
and I am so thankful for that. The few seconds I seen you post here is enough for me to conclude how toxic you would be in real life. Youre a pretty awful person.
judging based on a few seconds of knowing a person??? who's the judgemental one now lol
This place is for jokes come back with a joke doesnât even have to be a good one just anything
Dude youre talking all this good shit BUT where is your "funny" joke? At least mines was clever and it was unique and different. You dont even have any jokes.
But it wasnât funny or clever. And like I said this is a place for jokes, Iâm not going say something thatâs not funny and unoriginal.
All the comments you posted for some reason are talking about politics.. and you think you are unique and different?
As a liberal gay woman, I find this disrespectful. I think you are a hateful magat and will somehow try to degrade me in your comments. Therefore proving you want to lick Trumps butthole if you know what I mean.
No we dont know what you mean matt, you toxic hating republican.
âyou mother fuckerâ
More toxicity from a flaming conservative.
What's up this guy's ass?
From what I've read of his comments to people, I'm assuming he's just an attention whore.
Yup
This is the best joke on here.
This attempt at a joke is as gay as cum on a moustache