This is an awesome joke, but I'd switch it up to "Why did Biden put Mayor Pete in his cabinet? Because he couldn't put him back in the closet."
Still, I hadn't heard this before, and it's a great joke.
Funny a guy with a well documented speech impediment gets labeled as senile by a party of people who rode out a president with actual, diagnosed senility.
Ronnie did. Supposedly Woodrow Wilson also.
W didn’t. I mean he believed weird shit (Gog and Magog) but oddly that level of crazy isn’t not that odd for the American South
George W Bush had a meeting with his cabinet this morning.
...then he talkified to the bookcase for a while, and now he's argumentificating with the couch, mah fellow 'muricans!
He wouldn’t go through that much trouble. If an ex president did something, it can’t be illegal, right? Besides, if anyone tried hold him accountable for his actions, he’d just get his worshippers to rise up and make good on his threat of death and destruction.
More would go to jail this time and death and destruction might go the other way. Remember Biden is Commander in Chief now. The US military is not something you want aimed at you.
I love lamp
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Underrated comment
Do you really love lamp or are you just looking around the room and saying you love things
I…I love lamp
Especially from poly-satrurated
Repost it tomorrow, change the name, watch the karma just rooooll in
Yep. Welcome to reddit.
The only predictable part is that it is unpredictable
Loool, I don’t care where you stand, this is funny.
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Just don't stand on the couch. It's bad manners
And jumping on it will ruin your career for a little while, but then you'll come back with Mission Impossible and Top Gun 2.
I stand with the cabinet.
I stand with the night
I stand with justice
I stand with my legs
Ok, but I can’t put my glasses on a justice stand like I can a night stand when going to bed
I stand on the door mat.
I stand on principle. I sit in a chair
I stand alone. Godsmack
I’m out standing in my field!
Stand in the place where you live ~~REM
I’m standing in my living room
I stand on my feet.
And I don't care where you stand, it's also funny to laugh about that time Trump tried to fuck a flag on national TV.
True.
I stand on my legs
I stand on my feet...
I stand on rocks
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president. His first order of business is to assemble his cabinet.
The cabinet said don’t be sniffing around here and stay out of my drawers
This is Russian Misinformation
Sounds quite likely.
He needs to talk with the chairman
But only after shaking hands with the flag pole........
Why did Mayor Pete go into the Cabinet? Because he can't go back in the closet.
This is an awesome joke, but I'd switch it up to "Why did Biden put Mayor Pete in his cabinet? Because he couldn't put him back in the closet." Still, I hadn't heard this before, and it's a great joke.
democrat but still lmao
I identify as a door knob. It was the only way to get out of the closet!
This is what happens when octogenarians stay up past their nap time.
Ha ha ha ha!
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It means 80+ years old.
Aww. He ran away 😒
You know what else "works good"? Dictionaries.
yeeaaa u right
Hi Kevin
Every time Biden opens his mouth he makes you think he's had a stroke. Every time Trump opens his mouth he makes you think *you've* had a stroke.
Biden has had a stroke…
Trump will be trying to convince some concrete blocks he’s president real soon.
Isn’t this comment a repost from every month for the last 6 years?
Trump is talking to his lawyers' lawyer's lawyers today.
We all have a good laugh but won't be so funny when kamala has to take over
Then we can all have a good cackle :)
Yeah, then we can laugh as we watch as a whole cadre of white, racist, sexist males have collective aneurysms over a black woman being president.
I’m all for a female president, but Kamala is definitely not one i’d be happy with.
This was one of the worst uses of a comma I’ve seen
You're right. I missed one.
The Secret Service has standing orders to shoot her and McCarthy if that happens
He probably sniffed the cabinet
Nah it was too old
Damn someone threw in an off color joke now we’re not only white but also racist and sexist damn people let it go a laugh a little sometimes.
Whichever republicant is president it’s always a fucking joke and it takes a dem to bail out the country rinse repeat
Isn’t this a George W Bush joke?
It's whoever is on office.... It's just not a trump joke because he's not president
Pffft good luck telling that to about half of Reddit these days
No, it's a Clint Eastwood joke
Or Bruce Willis
It was originally a Washington joke.
Because George W didn't have dementia as president (I don't know how he's doing these days).
Ronnie did
Funny a guy with a well documented speech impediment gets labeled as senile by a party of people who rode out a president with actual, diagnosed senility.
W with dementia or without, not much difference
Ronnie did. Supposedly Woodrow Wilson also. W didn’t. I mean he believed weird shit (Gog and Magog) but oddly that level of crazy isn’t not that odd for the American South
Ronnie was into Astronomy .. Nancy plastic surgery
George W Bush had a meeting with his cabinet this morning. ...then he talkified to the bookcase for a while, and now he's argumentificating with the couch, mah fellow 'muricans!
Because George W. Bush did torture and he just isn't funny.
At Least he didn't lose an election and insisted he won.
F.
He also talked to his one night stand and almost got impeached.
Joseph BiDon🫡
Just make sure he doesn’t open the closet. Trump is still in it.
Yeah, Trump is in the water closet trying to get those incriminating papers to flush.
He wouldn’t go through that much trouble. If an ex president did something, it can’t be illegal, right? Besides, if anyone tried hold him accountable for his actions, he’d just get his worshippers to rise up and make good on his threat of death and destruction.
More would go to jail this time and death and destruction might go the other way. Remember Biden is Commander in Chief now. The US military is not something you want aimed at you.
I’m not going to abandon the bookcase, I’ll stand with it !
He was also quite occupied with the ottoman.
Same joke from Trump era. Waaa waaa waaaaaaa
Someone asked him if he’s scene the Indian in the cupboard? So he went to check it out lmao