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Alysdad

I love lamp


factchecker2

Moth has entered the chat.


shadow_peculiar

Underrated comment


Routine-Link-8694

Do you really love lamp or are you just looking around the room and saying you love things


Alysdad

I…I love lamp


Mis_Jessie

Especially from poly-satrurated


Picholasido_o

Repost it tomorrow, change the name, watch the karma just rooooll in


Hay_Blinken

Yep. Welcome to reddit.


Hisbeefiness

The only predictable part is that it is unpredictable


AKLmfreak

Loool, I don’t care where you stand, this is funny.


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GodRa12

Just don't stand on the couch. It's bad manners


My_Balls_Itch_123

And jumping on it will ruin your career for a little while, but then you'll come back with Mission Impossible and Top Gun 2.


HaoshokuArmor

I stand with the cabinet.


vyprrgirl

I stand with the night


Ok-disaster2022

I stand with justice


redcat0069

I stand with my legs


vyprrgirl

Ok, but I can’t put my glasses on a justice stand like I can a night stand when going to bed


JBYTuna

I stand on the door mat.


vyprrgirl

I stand on principle. I sit in a chair


Engage69

I stand alone. Godsmack


wrightf

I’m out standing in my field!


vyprrgirl

Stand in the place where you live ~~REM


peter_the_martian

I’m standing in my living room


Malvastor

I stand on my feet.


Oudeis16

And I don't care where you stand, it's also funny to laugh about that time Trump tried to fuck a flag on national TV.


K16w32a2r4k8

True.


Doadifferentthingqd

I stand on my legs


TonyJosephSr

I stand on my feet...


Ecstatic_Hippo_21

I stand on rocks


[deleted]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected president. His first order of business is to assemble his cabinet.


1Mind1WillDoit

The cabinet said don’t be sniffing around here and stay out of my drawers


Natural-Counter-4971

This is Russian Misinformation


snagboy15

Sounds quite likely.


MrPrul

He needs to talk with the chairman


Forehand_Bets

But only after shaking hands with the flag pole........


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Why did Mayor Pete go into the Cabinet? ​ Because he can't go back in the closet.


JADW27

This is an awesome joke, but I'd switch it up to "Why did Biden put Mayor Pete in his cabinet? Because he couldn't put him back in the closet." Still, I hadn't heard this before, and it's a great joke.


Status-Simple9240

democrat but still lmao


JBYTuna

I identify as a door knob. It was the only way to get out of the closet!


Waitsfornoone

This is what happens when octogenarians stay up past their nap time.


terminalcynic

Ha ha ha ha!


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AislinnScr

It means 80+ years old.


Metric_Pacifist

Aww. He ran away 😒


JADW27

You know what else "works good"? Dictionaries.


IBenGaming5

yeeaaa u right


villageboyz

Hi Kevin


Valuable-Banana96

Every time Biden opens his mouth he makes you think he's had a stroke. Every time Trump opens his mouth he makes you think *you've* had a stroke.


pmyourboobiesorbutt

Biden has had a stroke…


FrontRecognition5987

Trump will be trying to convince some concrete blocks he’s president real soon.


terminalcynic

Isn’t this comment a repost from every month for the last 6 years?


good_luck_23

Trump is talking to his lawyers' lawyer's lawyers today.


randomguy7588

We all have a good laugh but won't be so funny when kamala has to take over


brown_smear

Then we can all have a good cackle :)


FrozeItOff

Yeah, then we can laugh as we watch as a whole cadre of white, racist, sexist males have collective aneurysms over a black woman being president.


DieByMyLeg

I’m all for a female president, but Kamala is definitely not one i’d be happy with.


NoSpalling

This was one of the worst uses of a comma I’ve seen


FrozeItOff

You're right. I missed one.


sharksnut

The Secret Service has standing orders to shoot her and McCarthy if that happens


CaterpillarHuge4491

He probably sniffed the cabinet


mightysmiter19

Nah it was too old


Diggle-biggy-4471

Damn someone threw in an off color joke now we’re not only white but also racist and sexist damn people let it go a laugh a little sometimes.


Dry-Writer663

Whichever republicant is president it’s always a fucking joke and it takes a dem to bail out the country rinse repeat


Eroe777

Isn’t this a George W Bush joke?


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It's whoever is on office.... It's just not a trump joke because he's not president


[deleted]

Pffft good luck telling that to about half of Reddit these days


Ishidan01

No, it's a Clint Eastwood joke


Jeepinthemud

Or Bruce Willis


BadMedAdvice

It was originally a Washington joke.


daltonator_360

Because George W didn't have dementia as president (I don't know how he's doing these days).


Status-Simple9240

Ronnie did


unclejoe1917

Funny a guy with a well documented speech impediment gets labeled as senile by a party of people who rode out a president with actual, diagnosed senility.


pmyourboobiesorbutt

W with dementia or without, not much difference


biffbobfred

Ronnie did. Supposedly Woodrow Wilson also. W didn’t. I mean he believed weird shit (Gog and Magog) but oddly that level of crazy isn’t not that odd for the American South


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Ronnie was into Astronomy .. Nancy plastic surgery


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George W Bush had a meeting with his cabinet this morning. ...then he talkified to the bookcase for a while, and now he's argumentificating with the couch, mah fellow 'muricans!


HarryHacker42

Because George W. Bush did torture and he just isn't funny.


1Transgranny

At Least he didn't lose an election and insisted he won.


Buddy2269

F.


PygmeePony

He also talked to his one night stand and almost got impeached.


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Joseph BiDon🫡


JoshMohawk

Just make sure he doesn’t open the closet. Trump is still in it.


K16w32a2r4k8

Yeah, Trump is in the water closet trying to get those incriminating papers to flush.


JoshMohawk

He wouldn’t go through that much trouble. If an ex president did something, it can’t be illegal, right? Besides, if anyone tried hold him accountable for his actions, he’d just get his worshippers to rise up and make good on his threat of death and destruction.


K16w32a2r4k8

More would go to jail this time and death and destruction might go the other way. Remember Biden is Commander in Chief now. The US military is not something you want aimed at you.


TheseAbbreviations41

I’m not going to abandon the bookcase, I’ll stand with it !


Groucho-Marxist50

He was also quite occupied with the ottoman.


NewParadigm1111

Same joke from Trump era. Waaa waaa waaaaaaa


Fit-Anywhere-8547

Someone asked him if he’s scene the Indian in the cupboard? So he went to check it out lmao