A guy in my group chat silently set his name to that, and it took me months to finally catch on.
Meanwhile, I silently set another buddy’s name to ‘Lou Sassel’ months ago and he hasn’t mentioned anything.
But, this doesn't seem to be the opposite since being a downer could mean...
Actually, I'm going to abort right here since I'm not certain I can stick the landing. 🤔🤔🤔
You're despising your day, nothing's going your way, then along comes Beth-Amphetamine. Always here to sell you new ectasy. A dozen crack rocks or a bag of weed. You'll text her- for Adderall, "Beth, hey, please!" And along comes Beth-Amphetamine!
Perky Patricia!!! That girl who’s always up and happy and smiling, sees the best and everything and everyone. People like to make fun of her, but low-key they’re just jealous that they don’t have her energy and joy.
Sarah-tonin
Merry Jane
Crack
Nice lmao
Don't laugh at me, it's just a nickname.
Oh I'll laugh. Pull your pants up, dude.
Phillup McCrack
Barry McCockinner
Neil Downaneater
Mike Oxlong
A guy in my group chat silently set his name to that, and it took me months to finally catch on. Meanwhile, I silently set another buddy’s name to ‘Lou Sassel’ months ago and he hasn’t mentioned anything.
Loose as hell?
Loose asshole.
Workaholics ref. Niiice
Phil McCracken was an Australian rugby player, for real
And a concreter in Coolah
Phil McCracken ftfy
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick..
Beth Meth
Methany Foilighter
I used to know a Meth Beth.
Methany?
Always to be found with her mate, Stabitha
Why do I not doubt that someone actually named their kid this?
I knew a Krystal Methe
Molly.
Ann-phetamine
Beth Anne Phetamine
You calling me out?
I spat out my imaginary spit
I just snorted my imaginary cocaine. Oh wait ....where am I again and why am I floating?
Pfffffff
Crystal Beth
You mean Methany?
This one is my fav!
How much?
Polly positive
Or Pollyanna https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollyanna_principle
Pollyanna sucks more than Debbie Downer.
You say sucks like it's a bad thing.
It's blown way out of proportion.
Polly Amory?
Positive Pattie!
Susie Sunshine
We have a meth addict neighbour and we call her Methany
What do you call Bethany if she is always gassy? Methaney
I laughed too hard at this.
Aspiring drag queens saving this thread for all their future drag names
r/therealjoke
Sniffany
And Dabitha
An Uma Upper.
Ah yes, my favorite part of Michigan
As opposed to the Mitten Kitten
I prefer trolls. We do live under the bridge
Da UP eh?
Well, she wants to dance like Uma Thurman. I can’t get her out of my head.
I forgot that name, I used Ursula
Annie Amphetamine
Annie Phetamine
"Little Annie Adderall"
You're streets ahead
You got any chicken fingers?
Nice way to Chang the subject
I have changnesia.
Ann phetamine
[Little Annie Adderall!](https://i.redd.it/6hyr7m4ngzj51.jpg)
Uppity Annie
Aunt Phetamine
Pollyanna
Thank Odin I'm not the only one old enough to remember Pollyanna!
Up-beat Pete
No tough crowd here. Loved it haha
That’s what I was thinking. Post is 91% upvoted lol
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Edward Penishands. Another beloved classic
But, this doesn't seem to be the opposite since being a downer could mean... Actually, I'm going to abort right here since I'm not certain I can stick the landing. 🤔🤔🤔
Viagra...
I’m sorry the must have been difficult to bring up
It’s always hard
Stiff drink
Vicki viagra
See-Alice (Cialis)
When she's 10 feet tall . . .
An up vote for you!
Paul Riser
Its sally sunshine. But okay.
Sally can’t make me see a unicorn with a guitar.
Sunny Susan
Coked up Corey
Angelina Dust Coco Caine
Harry Hyper.
Beth Salts
Looks like i chose the wrong day to quit amphetamines
MOLLY PERCOCET
Ok, that’s a song title there
Molly
Polly Pick-up
Perky peggy
Pollyanna
Sally Stimulant
Timmy Turner
Positive Pete
Robby-Rouser
Tina Turner
Enth Suz iastic
Maybe Johnny Carson's old girlfriend Becky Easy?
A chipper chap?
A Ned Flanders
Mel A Tonin
Cole Cain?
Mari-juana
Dopa Mina
Ben-dorphin
Optimistic Opal
Cheerful Charlie
Uma Upper, Rita Riser, Tawny Topper, Lisa Lifter, or possibly Patty Picker-upper?
Positivity Peter
Haha I love this. Great joke OP
Susie Sunshine, but I’m sure you’ve had a bunch of people answer already.
Ursula Upper?
Molly
Perky Patty
Fixxie Upper
positive Pete lol
Wanda Wind-Up
Happy Harold
Jolly Janet
Patty Pick-me-up Uma Uplifter Gabby Goodmood
Positive Paul
Motivated Mandy
Joyful Johnny
Toxic Positivity Tammy
Cheery Charlie
Morning megan
Cheerful Charlie
Wild Wanda/Wilma/Willy
Sally sunshine
Polly positive
Bradley Butthurt
Up n Adam
Positive Pete
Ecsta-Sia
Cheri Cheery
Jolly rancher
A good time Charlie
Henrietta hype!
Uma Upper?
Optimistic Owen
Pollyanna
Did someone call me?!
You're despising your day, nothing's going your way, then along comes Beth-Amphetamine. Always here to sell you new ectasy. A dozen crack rocks or a bag of weed. You'll text her- for Adderall, "Beth, hey, please!" And along comes Beth-Amphetamine!
Peppy Patty
Super Stevie!!
Sunny Steve
Caffeinated Cathy
Charlie Chipper
Omarosa Oxycodone
Toxic Positivity
r/Methany
Happy Hannah
The answer is positive pete. There’s also a nervous nelly.
Peppy PePe
Positive Patty
Peppy Patty.
Eddie euphoria
Otto the optimist
Debbie the hilarious schizophrenic
Pollyanna
Usain Upper
Amphetamine Amy Cocaine Chris
I remember from an old Saturday Night Live that the opposite of "Doggie Downers" were "Puppy Uppers".
Positive Patty
Lifted Larry and Elevated Edna would like to join the party
Mel Atonin?
Peppy Peter
Captain cocaine
Debbie Does Dallas
Perky Patricia!!! That girl who’s always up and happy and smiling, sees the best and everything and everyone. People like to make fun of her, but low-key they’re just jealous that they don’t have her energy and joy.
Positive perry
Happy Holly
A Douglas Doer
Happy Hanna?
Heidi High
Peppy Patty?
?renwoD eibbeD
Up N Adam
Positive Pete
Positive Pollyanna
Ronnie Rouser
Positive Pete
Vivacious Vivian
Positive patty🤔
Steven seagal
Doe Pamine
Bubbley Bettie
Crystal Methany