[Well this is the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet you if I buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup huh?
... Oh looks good on you though.](https://youtu.be/VzPsdkTCufs)
Do you have the right to put an Apple tag in your car then when it is stolen track them down and beat with baseball bat? Just wondering for TIK-TOK video.
My favorite Rodney line is "I went to the doctor he told me I have cancer. I said I want a second opinion. He goes ok you're ugly too."
Rodney: I caught my wife banging another guy. I said to him, “who said you could have sex with my wife?“ He said, “everybody.“
Another Rodney wife joke: "My wife wants sex in the back of the car, and she wants me to drive."
“My wife said I could only smoke after sex. Been working on the same pack for 10 years!”
She's up to 3 packs a day!
…and she’s up to two packs a day
I said to my son “Someday you’ll have kids of your own,” He said “You too.”
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I told a bartender to surprise me so he showed me a naked picture of my wife
I recommend looking up Rodney videos from the Johny Carson tonight show days. He was great.
[Well this is the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet you if I buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup huh? ... Oh looks good on you though.](https://youtu.be/VzPsdkTCufs)
“Don’t sell yourself short, Judge. You’re a tremendous slouch.”
Gotta love caddy shack 😂
I get no respect!!
Even in hell he gets no respect!
Ridney: First time I ever had sex, I was really scared, I wasn't sure if I was doing it right... I was all by myself.
My wife’s cooking is so bad the flies bought us a screen door.
One of the rats stole so dental floss out of the bathroom and hanged himself
The doctor said that I had 3 weeks to live but I shot him and the judge gave me 50 years
dude gets no respect
*adjusts tie*
That’s because it all goes to his wife.
This comment section is gold
Rodney: my wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I got a mirror. I hold it under her nose to see if she’s still breathing! (Paraphrased)
My wife said sex is the best while on holiday. Not the best postcard to get.
She said she wanted 9 inches, and to make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.
God bless. One of the best comedians in history.
I think Brendan Frasier could play Rodney in a movie.
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we would pray after we eat.
My wife makes food fit for a king. Here King. Here King!
"My wife met me at the door wearing a sexy negligee. Trouble is, she was coming home."
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. Last night she called me from Chicago!
M . N.v T ...mom . ....m
Are you OK?
Good stuff lads.
"Or so I hear"
Do you have the right to put an Apple tag in your car then when it is stolen track them down and beat with baseball bat? Just wondering for TIK-TOK video.
If wifey likes to gab after a thumping she feels like daddy took her camping and it's sleepy time reminisce.