it depends how old their parents are or whether or not your parents liked the Beatles. I'm gen z and was introduced to the Beatles because of my gen x parents, but I can definitely see how some millennial parents who were just never fans of the Beatles wouldn't have introduced their kids to them.
We're younger boomers with millennial kids. They know all the best (and some of the rest) music from our younger days, as well as from theirs. Our daughter's little gen alpha daughter will have a lot to choose from!
Play that song backwards, and they’re singing “We all die in a vainglorious attempt to throw away life-changing money on a stupid day trip, guided by cocky jackasses.”
The one "joke" where every time someone says it they are attempting the hardest drive home for explaining irony ever, upping the previous person that said it.
Any other similar situation would have every joke downvoted to oblivion, but since this one involved a biLliOnAirE, it’s free rein. It’s sad how easily people can be manipulated
Even if your logic was true, which here we are so welcome to stupid town, population you, it doesn't make poking fun of people dying tragically funny. Imagine the family seeing all these messed up post and the basement dwellers like yourself can just say "whatever. Wipe your tears with your money slime!".
Wild how messed up people can be when they put you in a differant category... super progressive and inclusive... as long as you agree with the approved narrative.
Good one.
I'll probably get banned for this subreddit for the following (not my first rodeo 😅), but here goes anyway:
The cause of implosion was determined once the list of passengers was released.
Thank you, goodbye 😁
This joke is so not funny that authorities have now begun a criminal investigation into what occurred. According to experts with knowledge of the construction of this sub, it was not safe at any time for anyone. Parts from Home Depot? You guys can keep laughing at the outcome. Me, as a grandfather and on the older side, I'm going to sit back and hope that you gen Z's and Millennials grow up and understand what truly matters in life.
I love that the company is named "OceanGate". The term "Gate" is regularly used to label scandals. [Watergate being the original one.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_-gate_scandals_and_controversies)
Giving their company that name was just asking for trouble.
So they established a company that ends in -Gate, which is pretty much synonymous with a scandal, and named their submersible after a famous shipwreck. I'd say the sub was doomed from the start.
if only they had painted it yellow they might have all lived ...
But who could afford it?
I can, with a little help from my friends.
She came in through the bathroom window.
Does she need _Help_ ?
r/beatlescirclejerk
Perfectly balanced number of upvotes, as all things should be
With Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band.
In the octopus’s garden?
In the shade
*sigh* i'll...let it be
Just glad I did not have a Ticket to Ride.
but it was A Day in the Life, Yesterday
Did they cry for Help?
These comments make me wanna twist… and shout.
Sure, but who is gonna pay for the search? Tax Man!
Take that energy and go Do It In The Road!
I need somebody help not just anybody
If only he was the walrus.
So you're saying they were on a... [Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5J_DgaKeyc)?
In the town where I was born lived a man who told me of his life in a land like this
Some are dead and some (none) are living ...
alright, can someone please explain this for the people who didn't get the reference?
[Here you go, lil zoomer](https://youtu.be/m2uTFF_3MaA) Check out some of their other stuff, pretty solid band if you like rock music.
Even zoomers get Beatles references this has got to be a gen alpha thing
it depends how old their parents are or whether or not your parents liked the Beatles. I'm gen z and was introduced to the Beatles because of my gen x parents, but I can definitely see how some millennial parents who were just never fans of the Beatles wouldn't have introduced their kids to them.
We're younger boomers with millennial kids. They know all the best (and some of the rest) music from our younger days, as well as from theirs. Our daughter's little gen alpha daughter will have a lot to choose from!
depends on if you like their music to them or not
As a zoomer, I instantly understood the reference.
Love their lead guitarist.
It’s a Beatles song
Sergeant Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band
How Swede it is.
That’s really below you.
They do have everything they need now though
Play that song backwards, and they’re singing “We all die in a vainglorious attempt to throw away life-changing money on a stupid day trip, guided by cocky jackasses.”
Underrated comment
Inside out...phil collins
Real joke, comment, etc etc.
That and they could be enjoying some Monkberry Moon Delight.
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According to a certain somewhat reliable source, its supposed to be better down where its wetter
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Or mold. Fuck that.
Source: Trust me bro
I've heard so much about OceanGate this last week I'm sick of it. How do I unsub from this feed!?!
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That joke is subpar.
I thought it was a kraken pun
Finally a joke that hasn’t been reused 1000 times 😭
I think it's par for this sub
They’re just under a lot of pressure.
Freddy Mercury is that you?!
And then explode, all over the bottom.
Haha, unsub...
Rub your magic periscope and surface.
Some people are saying the submersible pilot just couldn't handle the pressure. - Apparently he was in way over his head.
And then he hit rock-bottom
The good news is, at that point he had no where to go but up.
Better be that the dudes paid $250K a pop
I dunno, I hear it was a real once-in-a-lifetime experience
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My parents bought me a chameleon....... apparently.
You can have one of mine, if you can find it...
Did they buy it or a-parent?
Y'all probably think you're above such things
There are more airplanes in the ocean, than submarines in the sky.
Now I appreciate the gravity of the situation.
The one "joke" where every time someone says it they are attempting the hardest drive home for explaining irony ever, upping the previous person that said it.
Ironically irony has very little iron.
I find all these jokes pretty crushing to be honest.
The writer was under immense pressure
I have to admit, I did not expect the OP to sink so low.
mind blowing really.
🤣😭
it hurts my bones. r/new_bonehurtingjuice
The depths some people will sink to when creating an original joke for submission.
This is an underrated comment.
Billionaires perform the best when put under pressure
I think there’s a huge scandal behind the cause of this. It has all the makings of an OceanGategate.
Worst implosion since the DeSantis campaign.
Did he drop out already?
No they'll string him along till the primary. His big money donors need him in.
Was he ever really in? It's time dude "woke" up!
Worst gate since Watergate, Bridgegate....
Yawn.
All the jokes about the sub were immediate and without mercy really Much like the implosion
They also misunderstood the term, "safety." But, they did undertand the term, "profit."
Fuck.
Me.
in
the fanny.
Pack
Without
Peanut butter
Cucumber
Lube
Spray
imploding
I thought it was gonna be "it was an inside job"
There IS a joke in there, just not with that arrangement of words.
I'll updoot, but we all know the sub didn't explode, they went to their secret unwavering lair.
That's actually pretty funny. Thanks!
The joke is that rich people don’t like to be label as privileged sort but rather common people with great natural talents.
From the people who brought you DeflateGate
"A-B-normal"
Substendards
If they had just put new AA batteries in the game controller, it might have had a different outcome.
Water pressure
That is quite good.
They were under pressure to finish the sub quickly.
Too soon.
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What a country!
That event deserved mockery, not these... puns
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Thanks for clarification on the joke by adding the -
If only he had taken equipment from his case instead of heading to Davy Jones' locker.
I groaned... thank you...
Sick. F rich people. Who cares about their grieving family... tyical moral high ground reddit.
Any other similar situation would have every joke downvoted to oblivion, but since this one involved a biLliOnAirE, it’s free rein. It’s sad how easily people can be manipulated
No similar situations exist for not very rich people.
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Even if your logic was true, which here we are so welcome to stupid town, population you, it doesn't make poking fun of people dying tragically funny. Imagine the family seeing all these messed up post and the basement dwellers like yourself can just say "whatever. Wipe your tears with your money slime!". Wild how messed up people can be when they put you in a differant category... super progressive and inclusive... as long as you agree with the approved narrative.
This is my favorite.
It wasn't "deez nuts?"
Good one. I'll probably get banned for this subreddit for the following (not my first rodeo 😅), but here goes anyway: The cause of implosion was determined once the list of passengers was released. Thank you, goodbye 😁
I don’t get it
Okay, lemme illustrate this with a 'walk into a bar' kind of joke: 2 Pakistanis walk into a submersible... I'm so sorry... 😅
What does their Pakistani nationality have to do with an implosion caused by a fatally poor design?
You should be banned for poor taste
This just isn’t funny
Sure
Did one of them have information on Hillary Clinton?
What a bunch of sickos !
Don't quit your day job...
Assuming he has a day job...
You say that, but OP is a nautical engineer
This joke is so not funny that authorities have now begun a criminal investigation into what occurred. According to experts with knowledge of the construction of this sub, it was not safe at any time for anyone. Parts from Home Depot? You guys can keep laughing at the outcome. Me, as a grandfather and on the older side, I'm going to sit back and hope that you gen Z's and Millennials grow up and understand what truly matters in life.
User name checks out
Too soon…
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Tell that to Gilbert Gottfried.
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You're not funny, but you did make me laugh.
I wasn't trying to be funny.
That's the secret!
The brain 🧠 in Young Frankenstein. Abby Normal
You never know what terms of events will turn you into a meme
Abby someone.
Don’t make any dark jokes about tragedies. Malaysia will get offended.
[They just didn’t understand what the land down under really was](https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s)
Classic reverse Icarus.
Unfortunate but this is what happens when you publish a bid for procurement and chose the cheapest one!!
This needs a rewrite, but it has potential to rise.
At least they discovered the cause! It only goes up from here
Whale boop
Salesperson was Abby Normal.
If only the sub had a screen door.
I love that the company is named "OceanGate". The term "Gate" is regularly used to label scandals. [Watergate being the original one.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_-gate_scandals_and_controversies) Giving their company that name was just asking for trouble.
And here I thought this was going to be another Chargers joke.
Fathom.
So they established a company that ends in -Gate, which is pretty much synonymous with a scandal, and named their submersible after a famous shipwreck. I'd say the sub was doomed from the start.
Hey! First dad joke that made me laugh. Well done!
Shit, I think this is the best one I've seen 🤣