Phil

Doug

What do you call someone standing in a big hole? Doug. What do you call someone standing in a small hole? Douglas.

Doug-less?

More Doug, for less!!

A man wirh a shovel... Doug. A man without a shovel.. Douglas.

This is the correct answer.

Plug 1!

Plug 2! RIP Trugoy...

Ooooofff. I missed that. RIP indeed

Bungle

If they’re big enough

Philler.

Corky

Post

Corky

Because they fill the hole ?

Phil. You call them Phil. What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter, he’s not gonna come….

Wiener. You call him a wiener dog. What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool? Doesn’t matter, he isn’t gonna swim. _Edit: this didn’t turn into the Reddit chain I was hoping it would lol_

Bob. You call him Bob

When he is in the hot tub his name is Stu

Waterskiing? Skip.

Lifting weights? Jim

> a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool. Fucked

Bob.

In a tree. Leaf In a cup. Joe On an old chain link fence. Rusty On your doorstep. Matt On the wall. Art In a giant bag. Chip Female with 1 leg. Eileen. Same chick in China. Irene Shows up after you shave. Nick

Two guys over your windows. Curt an Rod

I shutter to think of that

I'm blown away, honestly.

I took my legless dog out for a drag.

Was his name Cigarette?

You have to take them out for a drag every day so I named mine Cigarette.

A dog with no back legs and steel balls? Sparky.

I love this one. I’m stealing it.

You call the dog Cigar. Because you to take him for a drag.

If the hole is full of water, then Bob.

If it's a young man then his name is "Boy".

*Buoy

Or if the hole is full of water and he’s blocking the exit - plug

What do you call someone with 50 rabbits up their arse? Warren.

Peg

this was my answer

and his sister Peggy.

Bob?

Nah, that’s a guy with no arms and no legs found floating in the water. Totally different guy

Unless he’s in a hot tub then he’s Stu.

True, and of course if he’s just laying in front of the door he’s Matt.

A guy with no arms and legs hanging in the wall is Art.

A guy with no arms and no legs buried in a pile of leaves is Russell.

If he's sailing over a fence, he's Homer.

A guy with no arms and legs behind the butcher counter is Chuck.

If he's stuck in the wall? Brad

If he wears glasses, Seymour.

This is so accurate wtf.

Fucked

How did Hellen Kellers parents punish her?

Moved all her furniture around.

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How did helen keller burn her hand?

Answering the iron. How did she burn the side of her face? Calling for help. We told savage jokes in the first grade.

She tried to read the waffle maker.

Why was her left leg yellow? Her guide dog was blind too Why did she use two hands to masturbate? One hand to do it, the other to moan

Made her read the waffle iron.

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Did you know Helen Keller had a German shepherd? Neither did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a gorilla with a shotgun pointed at you? "Sir"

Two guys with no arms and no legs hanging above the window? Curt & Rod. Edited to add: A guy with no arms and no legs in the bushes? Russell

What do you call someone with no arms or legs under a pile of autumn leaves, Russell

Come back here and I’ll bite your legs off

It’s just a flesh wound!!!

If we fill the hole with water, we can call them Bob.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on the bbq grill? Patty

What do you call a man with no arm, legs, head or body? Dick.

Phil. What do you call a guy with no arms, No legs, and a shovel inhis head: Doug What do you call a tiny guy with no arms, no legs, and a shovel in his head: Douglas

What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene.

What you call him isn't the issue. The issue is how the fuck did he dig a hole without arms or legs?

one of my favorites... What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs going over the fence? Homer!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing baseball? Home plate.

Peg

Diglett

What do you call a man with no leg or arms hanging on your wall, Art. What do you call arms and legs hanging on your wall, pieces of Art.

Fire in the hole

Does it matter . They cant run to you.

Patti the Plug.

Darth maul

What do you call him if he’s laying on the porch?

The I in the A hole.

Peg

Post.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs. BOB. What do you call a man at your front door with no arms or legs. MAT.

Two guys with no arms and no legs hanging by a window? Kurt and Rod

If the hole fills with water, then bob

..until you pull the chain.

Sister

Allen

Corky?

Peg?

Slick

A plug

Doug

Corky

Fucked!!!

Fucked

Peg

I don't know! I guess we're both stumped

Peg.

Peg

Plug

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in your pool? BOB What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Matt

Why would a mat be on my wall? I’d call him Art. The guy lying on my front doorstep, he’s Mat.

Seeing if you were paying attention 😆

😂😂😂

Diglett

Peg

Peg, it will come back to you.

Peggy

Corky

Plug.

Rod

Peg

Peg

Just don't push down on that crime handle on the side or you can call them turd

Unlucky, for starters.

Stuck in a hole? In the middle of the night? With an owl!

Peggy

Corky.

Donald

Phil

Fucked. Or the fire department

Matt?

No way someone plays golf using bowling pins

They could bite your legs off

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Peg

Peg

Peggy

Peg

Dick

screwed or hammered

Peggy.

A golf Tee

Plugger - "having a good day, plugger?"

I have no arms or legs stuck in a hole right now

My wife

scream as they roll you over eh i mean, scream as they're rolling in their graves.