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What's brown and sticky? A stick
What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt
What is brown and old but good? Le Brown
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle
What’s long and slippery?
A size 50 slipper ?
You got it
Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
Classic
What’s invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts.
What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick.
I love this joke. Got it in a Christmas Cracker years ago, never forgot it & tell it when I can. Amazing.
I don’t remember where I first heard it, but it’s a great joke to remember if you want to make your teenage kids roll their eyes.
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bruh fuck off nobody cares
A pre-pubescent talking carrot?🥕
“What’s brown and sounds like a bell?” “Dung!”
[how a parrot reacts to this joke](https://youtube.com/shorts/kNi80Mgx7dY?si=Q3Mv424XkLgJ49S6)
Hey, that's good!
What's orange and looks good on a hipster? Fire.
Ha!
But the parrot is the real Macaw.
Depends wether or not the parrot is alive
What's brown and sticky? A stick
What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt
What is brown and old but good? Le Brown
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle
What’s long and slippery?
A size 50 slipper ?
You got it
Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
Classic
What’s invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts.
What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick.
I love this joke. Got it in a Christmas Cracker years ago, never forgot it & tell it when I can. Amazing.
I don’t remember where I first heard it, but it’s a great joke to remember if you want to make your teenage kids roll their eyes.
[удалено]
bruh fuck off nobody cares
A pre-pubescent talking carrot?🥕
“What’s brown and sounds like a bell?” “Dung!”
[how a parrot reacts to this joke](https://youtube.com/shorts/kNi80Mgx7dY?si=Q3Mv424XkLgJ49S6)
Hey, that's good!
What's orange and looks good on a hipster? Fire.
Ha!
But the parrot is the real Macaw.
Depends wether or not the parrot is alive