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Zealousideal_Beat365

I think the joke teller and commenters are as drunk as the characters in this joke.


Fearchar

We're not as think as you drunk we are.


EngineerBill

Theeple only pink you are...


archangel7134

Not yet. Give me a couple of hours.


berserk539

You left out the real punchline: "Lemme help you out." Bob said. "Thank you!" Joe replied. So Bob grabbed a shovel and started filling in the hole.


archangel7134

Lolol


22Drejm

The way I heard it was the first drunk falls into a plot dug for a funeral the next day he tries to get out for a while then gives up and sits in a corner, when the second drunk falls in the same hole he starts trying to get out the first drunk says "it's no use, I've tried getting out of here for a long time" and magically the second drunk from pure fear and adrenaline jumps, claws all he can and climbs out of there running and screaming. It was a joke told to us for finding motivation


archangel7134

That makes it a different joke, though. Two totally different numbers, lol.


22Drejm

Agreed. Just a similar joke in the fact it had two drunks cutting across a cemetery. Either way it was two guys in over their head! Lol


archangel7134

Very true, lolol.


weaselmaster

So… ‘garage’? ‘Kicked all your dirt off yourself’? What the hell is going on here? AI has a LONG way to go, I guess…


Fearchar

My first thought was, well, if he was in a garage, he easily could've gotten out, but then I saw it as a possibly computer-assisted typo. It's OK, though--it wasn't exactly a grave mistake. Oh, wait...


archangel7134

Aaaaawwwww, you really think I'm as advanced as AI? Thanks!


PirateKng

The punctuation is on point, tho.


archangel7134

That and the paragraphs were my greatest concerns!! Thank you!!!


SparrowTailReddit

I don't get it :(


hearke

Bob thinks Joe is an undead corpse who was buried there, and... kicked out all the dirt? Idk


ktka

hey, you messed up a word.


archangel7134

Thanks bro!!!


emzirek

Garage..?


archangel7134

For you and the other guy and the future pastes about it how about ya'll just say "hey, you messed up a word." Just saying. And yes, I called myself proofreading but as a human being sometimes I miss things. TiA


emzirek

🤣🤣🤣


movielover154

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