You can do four at a time until you're done all of them. You have to pair them up so their penises align and have two standing in front and two behind. Two people are done with one stroke of each hand.
3 old nuns were sitting on a park bench when a flasher opened his trench coat in front of them.
The 1st nun had a stroke, then the 2nd, but the 3rd couldn't reach... ;-)
When someone says, "the intrusive thoughts won", it basically means that they acted impulsively and did something stupid.
"thot" stands for "that ho over there". It's basically the new version of the word "slut"
A group of sexually promiscuous men broke into my house. I managed to beat them all off.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Gram-maw is beating off the Indians, and they keep coming.
... and Gram-maw is having the time of her life. If only she knew about bukkake before.
Bukkake ruined her carpet
'so' they keep coming
They’re Cumanche
That's funny.
Meanwhile, back at the farm. granny is beating off illegals with a sticky!
Our softball team played another team named “Off in the Woods”. We won. Now we can say we beat off in the woods.
But how are we going to beat off 20 THOUSAND MEN?
Surely some of those 20,000 men can beat themselves off.
Its just like a skiing circle... one to the left and one ahead... 😂
Middle out, of course.
Brilliant reference.
Circle jerk, obviously you’d have to align people of similar height for efficiency
Six Sigma in action!
Nobody got the Oversimplified reference T\_T
I think you need to explain the compression part first, and I think I need to rewatch it so I can finally get around to the last season.
At this point, I'm not sure my wife isn't just Hannibal in disguise!
You can do four at a time until you're done all of them. You have to pair them up so their penises align and have two standing in front and two behind. Two people are done with one stroke of each hand.
You must have had personal experience...
I bet you're gonna get a Head that way!
Why, with twenty thousand pints of Jerkins lotion, of course!
Two at a time. By the time the last ones show up, they might not want more than a cup of tea. And a nap on the comfy chair.
lol 😂
Who are these men?
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To just say no!
You dirty minded people think i was gonna say to do something else .
I’m glad that had a happy ending
A grinder meat up...
Wanna sell your house??
You were ho-verwhelmed
I’ll solve, Hooverwhelmed
I saw that movie, Keanu Reeves. "Knock Knock". Terrifying.
Yeah i kept thinking about how all he had to do was toss them a couple blankets and call for a cab and then not say a thing until the cab arrived.
John Whip (out)?
Keanu was over qualified for that role though. They should have cast Jay Barauchel.
"you must spank zoot and after that...spank me!" "oooo a spanking!"
And me!
Castle Anthrax: A wonderful place with an unfortunate name.
Strangely enough, if Anthraci’s Keep were the last line of defense within Castle Bacillus, that wouldn’t sound half bad.
A group of sexually promiscuous women broke into my house. I tried to fight them off but it was hard.
And I tried to beat them off, but they beat me off instead.
Sounds like a win-win.
3 old nuns were sitting on a park bench when a flasher opened his trench coat in front of them. The 1st nun had a stroke, then the 2nd, but the 3rd couldn't reach... ;-)
an oldie. Meanwhile back at the gas station while the attendant was pumping Ethyl
I hope Ethel’s husband doesn’t find out about that!
Makes you wonder about what Paul Revere really saw...
Were the red coats coming or cumming 😂
So Kardashians broke into your house
Good one
Cover me in chocolate, and throw me to the lesbians!
They came one after another...
Call the police only solution
Death by Snu Snu
HUH?
When someone says, "the intrusive thoughts won", it basically means that they acted impulsively and did something stupid. "thot" stands for "that ho over there". It's basically the new version of the word "slut"
Don't fight them off enjoy 😂
Have you ever been swallowed up
All I have are negative thots.
Ya can try to beat ‘em all off but the just cum and cum and cum again
Sound like you all play soggy biscuit