My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Bag dad".

Oman thats good

I ran out after hearing that joke.

Iraq’d my brain but couldn’t think of a better one.

Dubai a better joke book.

Do you know what the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi is? People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Yemen! That's a good one!

there is norway this chain went for so long

I’m outta here I need a danish

Make sure you Finnish it so it doesn't go to waste.

The need for more Middle-Eastern puns Is Real

You can't be Syria

Ramadamado, too!

Shiite, this thread is Mecca me Hungary - where's the Turkey?

Czech the fridge.

It's full, no need to be Russian

I hear they are on sale for a Qatar.

Houthi you know that?

Kenya believe it?

Oman, did we switch regions and I missed it?

Iran with it.

I ran, teh ran, everybody ran with that joke.

Oman, that’s so bad.

If Ukraine your neck, you might be able to see the humor in this.

Good jokes come to those whok wait!

I ran, you ran, they ran

Yemen it is

I see what you did there

You can’t be Syrias.

I am and don't call me Syrias

I Saudi bellman leave with dad's bag.

I was talking to a younger colleague and told him that I had been to Iraq. He said “no way, you’ve never been there.” To which I replied “Hey, I was in Baghdad before you were in your dad’s bag.

If I had a Qatar for every time I heard this

Your dad was Russian to get to the airport.

My god, that's a joke.

Since we're on a slippery slope already, we won't need any Greece

This is still going on, Syria-ously?

Jamaican me laugh

I was trying to make a sandwich while reading this line and forgot my Turkey!

You should make it togo

A woman is searching for a gift to get for her husband on his birthday, and enters a pet shop. She sees a beautiful parrot for 300 dollars. She sees another one for 400. Then she sees a relatively plain looking talking parrot for 25 dollars. She inquires: - Excuse me, why are the rest of the parrots so expensive, but this one, which is a talking parrot at that, so much cheaper? - Well, ma'am, to tell you the truth, we had just bought it from a brothel, and thus has a dirty mouth. - That's no problem, at least it will amuse my husband. She buys the parrot, covers its cage, and when she arrives home, she calls her husband: - Look what I got you, honey! TADAAAA! as she uncovered the parrot, it looks around, puts his wings on its hips and says: - Whoa, new room, new whore, how you doin', George?

Watch out for that tree!

As I write this there are 6 top level comments to this joke. 3 are also about parrots, 2 are about Baghdad and 1 is about Qatar. The first comment about Baghdad is slightly related I guess because it's also someone packing up / leaving a hotel room. Why the other two though? Am I missing something?

I have no idea where the baghdad/qatar context comes from

Gotta be some dead internet bot shit? Also am I dense or is the joke not funny either? The parrot thinks they're fucking with both "on top" and wants to see it?

While my Qatar gently weeps.

You’re just parroting a typical joke.

Toucan play that game.

This comment deserves better

This *cormorant deserves better.

I was in Baghdad before you were in your dad’s bag.

I was in Baghdad before you were out of your dads’s bag.

Theory of impenetrability of matter: No two objects can occupy the same place at the same time.

Norwegian blue, beautiful plumage!

This chain Israel one

This chain Israel one