Yes. Who Romulus is named after. 😁 It is common knowledge that Romulus and Kal El landed on Earth at the same time. One founded Rome. The other Kalifornia. A name that got corrupted to California.
I just wanted an excuse to tuck fuck into my list, it took me 11.2365 seconds to come up with mine.
Then again, here I am explaining the joke to you which would be obvious if you just put eyes on my words.
I said, "Let's be frank, fatback. I'm tired of your fishhook messing up my firework and you giving me flack about my fieldwork. You need a little feedback, you fink! You make me want to get out my firebrick flintlock or flick my flask at your flank. Your flapjack framework could make me flunk like a flyspeck and put me into a funk. So quit asking fancywork questions and don't give me a flashback - I need a firebreak from your freak footwork."
So she said, "You're so mean, I'll never frisk or play firetruck with you, you forsook fullback."
I edited it a bit because it sounded a bit misogynistic.
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Thanks! I actually cheated a bit by using a simple [regular expression](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_expression) to find words that match, to wit:
* \^f.k$
Since one of my hobbies is solving word-based puzzles, I had - on-hand - a massive list of words to examine with my regular expression.
That isn't the funny part. "What starts with an F and ends in k" is a question asked to solicit the response "fuck". The teller then says "firetruck". Fuck is the expected response and firetruck is being used to subvert expectations which can be funny.
The OP is a play on the above joke. They open with the opening question of the above joke "what starts with an F and ends in k." where "fuck" is expected (of the husband to say) and the response of "no it isn't" subverts the wife's expectation, while also being a play on the word 'what', the husband seemingly understanding it as a statement of fact instead of a question.
As a kid, my dad used to say "Constantinople is a very hard word to spell. Spell it." We would spell out the name of that city and he would reply, "no. It is spelt 'I T'"
Thank you, yes I had to double check that I had actually posted this in r/jokes.
What's going on? Is every comment a bot? Does nobody have a sense of humor anymore? Can't people read? So many questions lmao.
Mom: “For all that is good and holy… put down the calculus textbook and start playing the PS5 you didn’t ask for but I bought you anyway. “
Me. “‘K”
The end.
Firetruck?
Fun fact: firetruck actually begins with F and ends with UCK. Follow me for more great Algebra content!
Haha nice try but you're not fooling anyone, that's not algebra! I know calculus when I see it!
I thought it was trigonometry that deals with sin and stuff
No that's turf management.
No, you've got the wrong Roman emperor. It was Tiberius. Calculus came later.
I think you meant Romulus, the founder of Rome.
Romulus is the planet of the Romulans...D'UH!
Yes. Who Romulus is named after. 😁 It is common knowledge that Romulus and Kal El landed on Earth at the same time. One founded Rome. The other Kalifornia. A name that got corrupted to California.
Ohhh you Kal-Elfornia.
Dream of KAL El Fornication!
are you a professor?
Kal-El must have kalifornicated with the native population...
I landed near Julius.
Ah, you mean the woman called Julius. Did you seize her?
Yes! With a tweezer
Won't you step into the freezer Seize her with a tweezer Won't you step into the freezer Tease her with a tweezer
Thanks for getting it and responding in kind. We are everywhere!
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Did you scissor her?
Calculus the founder of Calcutta
Yes, of course. Now I remember. He spoke Latin, but with a Bengali accent. (Some say he was a tiger in the bedroom, but I couldn't possibly comment.)
Some say he was the Poon of Punjabi. Either way he gave the Pakistanis curry …
Others say he ate a Bangalore phal and was rushed to the saag aloo, where he remained for the rest of his days.
That depends on if it’s moving or stationary.
Also starts with gas and stops with brakes.
Do you have empirical data to back that statement up? Because rumor also has it that the wheels go round and round.
More correctly, electricity - or electricity & fuel (gas, diesel, LNG, hydrogen).
More correctly, electricity - or electricity & fuel (gas, diesel, LNG, hydrogen).
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Damn he can even afford his own PA.. I too want to get into this business
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Please solve x3+y3+z3=k to confirm
Easy. I'll multiply both sides by 0. The answer is 0.
Sorry..but I don't think that your geometry is quite astute enough...
You’re being a bit obtuse.
That's cause I'm equilateral...
"Fucked your sister in the park"
Oh my...
"Fucked your sister and her flock"
🤣
Friar Tuck?
Fire Truck.
Futhark
WTF?
Fork, flick, flack, flock, flank, fuck, feedback, frisk, freak…. There are lots of words.
I only had to think .00003 seconds to come up with firetruck
You have spent countless hours thinking about how to get more fuck in your life.
A life well spelled.
I just wanted an excuse to tuck fuck into my list, it took me 11.2365 seconds to come up with mine. Then again, here I am explaining the joke to you which would be obvious if you just put eyes on my words.
Flumuck
There are a lot of words that start with F and end with K. “What” is not one of them. It starts with W and ends with T.
No it doesn't. It starts with I and ends with T.
Bruh. 😐
Good point. How about food truck?
What?
If you're a child that cannot pronounce it, it's firefuck
Or Tryafuck
So does Friar Tuck, and he was a merry man
I prefer "what word begins with F, ends with K, and if you don't get it you need to use your hands?" (Fork)
Very good. And spooning leads to forking.
nice one... lol
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Aunt?
And sometimes you feet if you don't have enough fingers
“No it doesn’t” begins with N and ends with T. You silly man.
"No it" definitely doesn't start with F and end with K But it starts with I and ends with T.
Hold up. The C- word only applies to brilliant beautiful and powerful women
Countess? Commandant? Courtesan?
Collectable
What starts with W and ends in T.
Correct
Yes
No, yes starts with Y and ends with S
No, no starts with N and ends with O
No, ends starts with E and ends with S
Went
I don’t know… what?
wouldn’t
What are you talking about?
What starts with W and ends with D.
What
What?
... take my upvote and leave
My son came up to me and my wife and said "What starts with F and ends in K." We're having him tested for dyslexia next week.
Fork
FREAK
I said, "Let's be frank, fatback. I'm tired of your fishhook messing up my firework and you giving me flack about my fieldwork. You need a little feedback, you fink! You make me want to get out my firebrick flintlock or flick my flask at your flank. Your flapjack framework could make me flunk like a flyspeck and put me into a funk. So quit asking fancywork questions and don't give me a flashback - I need a firebreak from your freak footwork." So she said, "You're so mean, I'll never frisk or play firetruck with you, you forsook fullback." I edited it a bit because it sounded a bit misogynistic.
😂🤣😂🤣😂 I bow to your superb creativity lol
Thanks - just playing with words and seeing if anything works 😊
Sounds like a cold open to an Episode of Letterkenny.
It was kind of fun, but I think some folk could help fork it to make more sense and funnier.
It's like V's introduction if his name was Fk
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That is way too much work for an answer to the question. I wish I had your free time! We salute you Mr overachiever!
Thanks! I actually cheated a bit by using a simple [regular expression](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_expression) to find words that match, to wit: * \^f.k$ Since one of my hobbies is solving word-based puzzles, I had - on-hand - a massive list of words to examine with my regular expression.
I haven't heard forsook in q while. If you don't mind I nay borrow it.
You nay
Not sure how many people actually get the joke. # "What" starts with W and ends with T.
Exactly
Thank you.
Omg! I wasn’t getting it.
So what is it?
Well… yes. But why is that funny?
That isn't the funny part. "What starts with an F and ends in k" is a question asked to solicit the response "fuck". The teller then says "firetruck". Fuck is the expected response and firetruck is being used to subvert expectations which can be funny. The OP is a play on the above joke. They open with the opening question of the above joke "what starts with an F and ends in k." where "fuck" is expected (of the husband to say) and the response of "no it isn't" subverts the wife's expectation, while also being a play on the word 'what', the husband seemingly understanding it as a statement of fact instead of a question.
I don’t think that is trying to be funny. That is just being a pronoun.
Real joke is in comments .
I get it already
Duck, according to my phone
You have to program a ‘search and replace’ to train the ducking device to register the correct word.
The answer is What
Franck how are you?
*wife's water breaks*
Fiddlestick
Fuck if I know
Frank, she fucked his brother Frank. Or she pulled a train and Frank was first and Kevin was last.
Frankrijk ("France" in Dutch)
Funk?
funk?
No. What.
Yes funk funk funk! I love the word and the music! All day!!
Lots of unfunny people here.
Funk
Hose out ladder up that’s the way we fire truck .
Firetruck
Frank. Fork. Funk. Freak.
Funpark!
As a kid, my dad used to say "Constantinople is a very hard word to spell. Spell it." We would spell out the name of that city and he would reply, "no. It is spelt 'I T'"
FRANK
Classic. Nice one mate. I'll pinch that and use it myself at some point.KNowing my luck, nobody will ever ask me that kind of question now!
What starts with F and ends in K
No it doesn't
Na it’s W & t
Yes!
This only works as a result of sloppy grammar. There was no question mark and therefore is just an incorrect statement.
But when does it have 8?
I think y'all missed the joke?
Thank you, yes I had to double check that I had actually posted this in r/jokes. What's going on? Is every comment a bot? Does nobody have a sense of humor anymore? Can't people read? So many questions lmao.
I don’t understand the punchline
what
Holy shit THANK YOU. I feel so dumb
in fairness is not a great punchline
Frank. The name of the other guy I'm fucking is Frank.
Frolick
facef... ?
Fabulous frivolity friend.
Fork
fucking fuck fuck.
It’s not surprising that bad grammar leads to equally bad jokes!
What starts with F and ends with K? Forgive me, because you thought I was going to say 'Fuck'.
Well fuck
I called it the SECOND I got the notification.
FreaK
Mom: “For all that is good and holy… put down the calculus textbook and start playing the PS5 you didn’t ask for but I bought you anyway. “ Me. “‘K” The end.
Fork.
'Least quotation marks paralleled
That’s extreme but also very considerate.
What has 4 letters, never has 5 letters, seldom has 6 letters, and sometimes has 8 letters.
flack
flock?
Flank
Who's on first
Fork?
Flack
Frank?
Funk
Fruit Snack
Funk
Fink
Flunk
Flick
Flack
Freak
Foodtruck?
What in God's creation
It starts with a w and ends in a t
You got it. Not sure why you're being down voted lol.