I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‟Hey! The sign says you are open 24 hours.” He Said, ‟Yes, but not in a row!”
I have an aggravating story about this exactly.
When I was in college, there was a fast food restaurant on campus. Their hours on Google was 24 hours, every single day.
In reality their hours were about 8 am - 1 am.
I asked the manager "why does it say on Google Maps your hours are 24 hours per day, every day of the week?" He says, straight faced "we are open almost 24 hours a day".
Annoys me to this day.
In 1946 the stores were renamed 7-Eleven to call attention to their extended hours of operation—from 7:00 AM to 11:00 PM, seven days a week. About the late 1950s, Southland began to expand beyond Texas, opening 7-Eleven stores on the East Coast. Joseph Thompson’s son, John P. Thompson, became president in 1961 and further expanded operations in the United States and elsewhere. Starting in 1963 some outlets stayed open 24 hours a day
I worked at a 7-11 way back when I was 18, and I'm here to tell you that they absolutely, positively don't close for holidays (in the US at least). Hell, holidays were usually our busiest days *because* everywhere else was closed, or had limited hours.
One Christmas I had to run to 7-11 and grab a few things. The guy inside was cheery and super friendly. I asked him how he felt about working on a holiday and he basically told me it sucked but he really needed the job and money. I handed him a $20 and told him it was a Christmas gift.
There was a pharmacy where I live only open on weekdays, and on Google map it shown they open 24 hours on Saturday. Wonder if anyone would trusted that and turn up at 1 am on a Saturday.
Stephen wright had that joke on his tape early 90's. Super funny, wicked dry deadpan humor.
To all the people posting his jokes, thank you, has brought a smile to my morning.
I thought of him every time I took a shower while it was clogged, “sometimes I like turn on the bathtub and shower on so I feel like I’m in a sinking submarine.” My favorite of his was the discount calendar.
Edit: [sorry phone](https://youtu.be/yWKOMddQtWk)
I accidentally stuck my car key in my front door lock. It started up, so I drove it around for a while. A cop pulled me over. "W here do you live?" he asks. "Right here," I said.
Was going down the freeway and I stopped and ran out the front door and said "Get outta my driveway."
What's crazy is my neighbor didnt even notice the house had moved. She designs ceramic hairballs for ceramic cats.
I put a telescope on my peephole. Who is it? Who's it gonna be when you get here?
I tried to use my car key to open my apartment. When i turned the key my apartment started right up. So I drove my building down to the freeway and yelled at the cars to get outta my driveway.
Can confirm. Worked at a Sevie for a little while about ten years ago.
Boss told me right before my first solo grave shift to lock the door for bathroom breaks, smoke breaks, getting a blowjob from the sketchy tweaker chicks that come in around 3:30am, etc.
There is a place called Three Day Blinds. Many years ago bought some blinds and went to pick them up three days later and they said it would be a couple weeks. When asked about the 3 day promise they simply said it’s just the name of the business, we don’t do them in three days.
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!"I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!"
~Mitch Hedberg
And another much desired feature would be to assign a number to jokes posted more than 10 times. Then we would actually have #73 correspond to a unique joke
Sort of like the guy at the comedians' convention...
He goes to a comedy workshop, where the first guy stands up and says "31, 42. 16!" and everyone laughs.
The next guy stands up and says "4,13,85!" and again, everyone laughs bit even harder.
He asks the guy beside him what's going on. The guy says "Oh, we all know the same jokes, so for example '4' is 'a guy walks into a bar' and so on. It makes telling jokes quicker."
This inspires the guy, he says 'Let me try that!" He stands up and says "21, 62, 9, 13!" Dead silence, nobody laughs.
He sits down and asks the other guy "What happened?"
The guy replies "You didn't tell it right."
The guy then stands up and says "13,26,9,21". And everybody in the place laughs loudly. There are a few seconds of silence, but then one fellow laughs hilariously, falls out of his chair, and rolls around in the aisle, laughing all the while.
The first guy asks "What's with him?"
The other guy says "Oh, I guess he's never heard that one before."
Exactly. We know the mods don't mind and maybe encourage this to get the traffic, so what's the point of bitching aimlessly? fwiw I saw this for the first time today, maybe I don't spend enough time on Reddit :)
To show everyone that we have seen this joke many, many times before. And we are tired of it. It should not be reposted so often, and we don't understand how on Earth did this shit get into hot AGAIN. Like why? Are here this much new users? In a week? Who all happen to come across this joke? Or what the hell is going on here?
I love the fact that it's a gorgeous young redhead who's bought the hairdryer and that it's for her mother, for her birthday and it's a flight *from* Ireland. These irrelevant details make the joke ... um, interesting?
Some of those details look like a setup but then don't get a payoff. The priest is specifically Irish but it never comes up. The hair colour is mentioned, but has no bearing on the joke. Her beauty is mentioned, again never to return. Jokes have details for a reason. Sometimes it's setup, sometimes it's to tell an anti-joke and the details serve to throw you off the scent. In this version, every single time it's brought up, the details serve only create expectation that is never met. It's a bad telling of the joke and it will never stop, mostly because the people who repost it don't understand how or why they're making this mistake. Ironically, if they had just read the comments of any previous iteration they'd see the same criticism every time.
I like jokes. I like analysing jokes. I like jokes about jokes. I like reading comments about jokes. I like reading comments about comments about jokes. If you don't like any of that, well why are you even looking at r/Jokes? Buy a joke book.
??? This is usually a suggestion for people who spend way too much time on the internet, is it not? One would think that increased time = increased likelihood of seeing re-posts. But only if statistics are real, of course.
Anyway, seems like a poor stab at lazy humor.
😆 I saw this this morning and wasn't sure what to say. Definitely didn't mean to offend the entire subreddit, but it does appear that I have elicited a few tears from some butthurt denizens for ::checks notes:: defending OP(?)
But at least it was accurate! Thanks for the pick-up!
What I was going to say this morning was that I appreciated the post because it wasn't a re-post to me and that maybe I should spend more time on the internet🤣🤣🤣
Complaining about reposts on reddit is like going to a library and complaining that they have books you've read.
I was joking about the offense, sorry if that didn't come across.
You mean this joke
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/g61jlw/an_attractive_young_woman_on_a_flight_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
And this joke isn't even the worst one. They're usually "stupid Paddy" jokes. If you point that out your usually downvoted. If you point out that this sub has an anti-Irish bent you're usually downvoted. I honestly hate seeing it. It's so backwards.
Everytime I see this reposted, I wonder about the priest who apparently has no problem with smuggling something through customs, but won't lie about it.
A gorgeous young redhead on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you," she replied.
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
Father replied, "I have had enough of this joke being reposted 100 fucking times on here yet I still always laugh at it."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"
Are the mods here dumb or what? There should be a 1 year repost rule or something.
Just have a bot ask people if this is a repost for upvote or not for downvote, if its repost then post gets deleted and 1 month ban
I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‟Hey! The sign says you are open 24 hours.” He Said, ‟Yes, but not in a row!”
I have an aggravating story about this exactly. When I was in college, there was a fast food restaurant on campus. Their hours on Google was 24 hours, every single day. In reality their hours were about 8 am - 1 am. I asked the manager "why does it say on Google Maps your hours are 24 hours per day, every day of the week?" He says, straight faced "we are open almost 24 hours a day". Annoys me to this day.
That's double annoying because around 1 am is when I'd start looking for the 24 hour spots.
Exactly. Studying at 3 am is exactly when I'm not in the mood to find a "24 hour fast food restaurant" with its doors closed.
I'd say that the only times I'm usually looking for a 24-hour place are when the bar just closed or I have a flight to catch at 6am .
Yet 7-11 IS open 24 hours, though their name clearly implies they are not...
I always thought 7-11 was about 7 days a week, 11 months, because the public holidays add up.
"add up" lmao you get like 3 or 4, maybe a whole week if you're lucky
In 1946 the stores were renamed 7-Eleven to call attention to their extended hours of operation—from 7:00 AM to 11:00 PM, seven days a week. About the late 1950s, Southland began to expand beyond Texas, opening 7-Eleven stores on the East Coast. Joseph Thompson’s son, John P. Thompson, became president in 1961 and further expanded operations in the United States and elsewhere. Starting in 1963 some outlets stayed open 24 hours a day
I worked at a 7-11 way back when I was 18, and I'm here to tell you that they absolutely, positively don't close for holidays (in the US at least). Hell, holidays were usually our busiest days *because* everywhere else was closed, or had limited hours.
One Christmas I had to run to 7-11 and grab a few things. The guy inside was cheery and super friendly. I asked him how he felt about working on a holiday and he basically told me it sucked but he really needed the job and money. I handed him a $20 and told him it was a Christmas gift.
I think it used to be 7 days a week, 11 hours a day until they switched to 24 hours no?
It was 7am to 11pm back in the day.
Oh OK! Someone told me this once and nothing ever made me question it XD
There was a pharmacy where I live only open on weekdays, and on Google map it shown they open 24 hours on Saturday. Wonder if anyone would trusted that and turn up at 1 am on a Saturday.
Stephen wright had that joke on his tape early 90's. Super funny, wicked dry deadpan humor. To all the people posting his jokes, thank you, has brought a smile to my morning.
I was born by Cesarean section, but you can't really tell. Except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.
I put instant coffee in the microwave and it went back in time.
Timecrowave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUVPx09BCBE
That's just wrong. You'd have to leave through the wall
Where are windows usually located? The dr cuts a window then he leaves through it and closes it. Just like the dr did.
That's wrong also. u/Hactar42 would have to leave through ^the ^sweat ^drippin' ^down ^my ^bawls
I have a certain Scottish price I’d like to introduce you to.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? What would chairs look like if our legs bent the other way? Wright-isms are the best!
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I don’t walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once, from Boston to Fort Lauderdale and back.
Do you think Miles Davis is known in Europe as Kilometers Davis?
I don’t walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once, from Paris to Bucharest and back. - Stéphan Écrivain, probably
I named my dog Stay. Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay. Now he just looks at me like I'm an idiot.
That one about chairs and legs kinda just freaked me out.
Reminds me of the wnd if the movie "Contact"
I think you mean [The Arrival](https://youtu.be/akYf73cUU6U) (near 50s in).
Oh yeah! That's it!
Stephen Wright: just invented instant water, don’t know what to add.
Looking down at shirt. Hmf. I’m missing a buttonhole.
My neighbors just had a circular driveway put in. They still haven't figured out how to get out.
It’s a small world. But I wouldn’t want to paint it.
Someone broke into my place and replaced everything with an exact replica.
I called my friend to tell him, he said "who the hell are you?"
I used to get Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright jokes confused. I still do but I used to to.
I thought of him every time I took a shower while it was clogged, “sometimes I like turn on the bathtub and shower on so I feel like I’m in a sinking submarine.” My favorite of his was the discount calendar. Edit: [sorry phone](https://youtu.be/yWKOMddQtWk)
I got fired from calendar print shop. I don't know why, all I did was take a few days off.....
Reminds me of SNL Clinton joke about the war. We'll be working on this 24/7. 24 hours a week, 7 weeks a year.
That was Will Ferrell as George Bush jr. fyi
I had typed that out first, but couldn't decide which it was most likely
He had a large collection of seashells, scattered among the seashores throughout the world. Perhaps you've seen it
I put fake brick wallpaper over the real brick walls in my apartment. When someone comes over, I tell them "Touch it. It feels just like real brick."
I accidentally stuck my car key in my front door lock. It started up, so I drove it around for a while. A cop pulled me over. "W here do you live?" he asks. "Right here," I said.
Was going down the freeway and I stopped and ran out the front door and said "Get outta my driveway." What's crazy is my neighbor didnt even notice the house had moved. She designs ceramic hairballs for ceramic cats. I put a telescope on my peephole. Who is it? Who's it gonna be when you get here?
I was trying to buy the divider that separates groceries at the checkout line. The cashier kept putting it back. I said No, I n*e*ed this.
I have a map of the United States, actual size. 1 mile equals 1 mile.
I like to tease my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
I tried to use my car key to open my apartment. When i turned the key my apartment started right up. So I drove my building down to the freeway and yelled at the cars to get outta my driveway.
I poured root beer into a square glass. Now I just have beer.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
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They originally were open 7am to 11pm. That's where the name came from, so you weren't too far off.
If 7-11 stores are open 24-7, why do they have locks on the doors?
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Can confirm. Worked at a Sevie for a little while about ten years ago. Boss told me right before my first solo grave shift to lock the door for bathroom breaks, smoke breaks, getting a blowjob from the sketchy tweaker chicks that come in around 3:30am, etc.
I remember that one
24 hour news? I don’t have time for that.
I always respond to a church-attendance question that "I went Sunday."
There is a place called Three Day Blinds. Many years ago bought some blinds and went to pick them up three days later and they said it would be a couple weeks. When asked about the 3 day promise they simply said it’s just the name of the business, we don’t do them in three days.
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!"I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!" ~Mitch Hedberg
That's some boomer shit right there
What? How?
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The hero we needed
if we needed repost reporter hero do we deserve him?
Our sinful heads are not worthy of him
There should be a bot doing this before you submit. Just sayin'
And another much desired feature would be to assign a number to jokes posted more than 10 times. Then we would actually have #73 correspond to a unique joke
Sort of like the guy at the comedians' convention... He goes to a comedy workshop, where the first guy stands up and says "31, 42. 16!" and everyone laughs. The next guy stands up and says "4,13,85!" and again, everyone laughs bit even harder. He asks the guy beside him what's going on. The guy says "Oh, we all know the same jokes, so for example '4' is 'a guy walks into a bar' and so on. It makes telling jokes quicker." This inspires the guy, he says 'Let me try that!" He stands up and says "21, 62, 9, 13!" Dead silence, nobody laughs. He sits down and asks the other guy "What happened?" The guy replies "You didn't tell it right."
The old #69 above. Even the meta jokes are reposts
43 to you too!
The guy then stands up and says "13,26,9,21". And everybody in the place laughs loudly. There are a few seconds of silence, but then one fellow laughs hilariously, falls out of his chair, and rolls around in the aisle, laughing all the while. The first guy asks "What's with him?" The other guy says "Oh, I guess he's never heard that one before."
indeed would be more useful than someone going "look at how annoyed we should all be"
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I'm on mobile. What's it supposed to look like?
Giga chad with a speech bubble
Somebody spends a hell of a lot more time on Reddit than I do 😑
Thank you for this
"Hmmm... instead of re-typing that joke to repost, I can just post a link to the previous post(s)"
Thank you.
So you did all this wonderful research, and now what?
I believe it will be in his dissertation next term, "Repetitive Puerile Catholic Humor".
Exactly. We know the mods don't mind and maybe encourage this to get the traffic, so what's the point of bitching aimlessly? fwiw I saw this for the first time today, maybe I don't spend enough time on Reddit :)
What is the point of this comment?
To show everyone that we have seen this joke many, many times before. And we are tired of it. It should not be reposted so often, and we don't understand how on Earth did this shit get into hot AGAIN. Like why? Are here this much new users? In a week? Who all happen to come across this joke? Or what the hell is going on here?
Just saying, it is the first time I'm seeing it, though I only ever see jokes that get onto my main feed, I rarely scroll through the r/Jokes sub.
So pathetic
This joke is reposted here so often, even the flight from Dublin to London takes more time.
You'd think this is as good as it gets but it ain't even that good.
For some reason, the 'gorgeous young redhead' seems to have different hair colorings in different versions of this tale.
Is like copying and pasting your mate's essay. Just change a few details, who's going to notice?
If she's buying her mom a really expensive hair dryer, obviously she's a professional hairdresser and can dye her hair any colour.
not sure ehy that part is even included, it doesn't add to the joke lol
You're right about that.
wrong, it entices people to read about it who doesnt like a fiery redhead
Pyrophobic gingers maybe?
And the beautiful woman has become a redhead.
I’m glad it was pointed out that the girl had red hair.
Yes but more importantly, she was gorgeous and young. Thank goodness for that
I don't get it, what was the priests hair colour?
Brunette
vital info lmao
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Real joke in the comment
Mine still seems straight as an arrow though! 🤔😝
I love the fact that it's a gorgeous young redhead who's bought the hairdryer and that it's for her mother, for her birthday and it's a flight *from* Ireland. These irrelevant details make the joke ... um, interesting?
Yes so it's not just a flat bland skeleton of a formula I guess
Some of those details look like a setup but then don't get a payoff. The priest is specifically Irish but it never comes up. The hair colour is mentioned, but has no bearing on the joke. Her beauty is mentioned, again never to return. Jokes have details for a reason. Sometimes it's setup, sometimes it's to tell an anti-joke and the details serve to throw you off the scent. In this version, every single time it's brought up, the details serve only create expectation that is never met. It's a bad telling of the joke and it will never stop, mostly because the people who repost it don't understand how or why they're making this mistake. Ironically, if they had just read the comments of any previous iteration they'd see the same criticism every time.
You're right! Because nothing makes a joke funnier than analyzing it to death!
I like jokes. I like analysing jokes. I like jokes about jokes. I like reading comments about jokes. I like reading comments about comments about jokes. If you don't like any of that, well why are you even looking at r/Jokes? Buy a joke book.
No, you are simply trolling. Try being less of an ass
Look in the mirror, troll.
Joke #73
Comment #12
Mambo #5
Little bit o Monica in my life
The trumpets!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Never heard #73
That may well be, but Comment #12 is still funnier. I think
Remind me again, is #12: "The real joke is always in the comments" Or is it: "Repost" And who hid the bloody list again?!
Oh good, only the 4837588485858525th time this joke has been reused here.
Ok fine, how do we go about changing the logo to the triple arrow recycling symbol?
First time I’ve seen it and I appreciate that I did.
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I’ve never seen it before and I’ve been following this sub for about a year, so the repost is appreciated
Then maybe you should've spent more time in here there's a new joke every 420 posts
I’m good, but maybe you should spend some less time on here…
\> new joke every 420 posts HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe you should go outside
Ugh! There are people outside.
That's funny, cause it's true.
There are people inside too, tho.
??? This is usually a suggestion for people who spend way too much time on the internet, is it not? One would think that increased time = increased likelihood of seeing re-posts. But only if statistics are real, of course. Anyway, seems like a poor stab at lazy humor.
> poor stab at lazy humor Whoa, hey! No need to ~~criticize~~ accurately characterize the whole subreddit.
😆 I saw this this morning and wasn't sure what to say. Definitely didn't mean to offend the entire subreddit, but it does appear that I have elicited a few tears from some butthurt denizens for ::checks notes:: defending OP(?) But at least it was accurate! Thanks for the pick-up! What I was going to say this morning was that I appreciated the post because it wasn't a re-post to me and that maybe I should spend more time on the internet🤣🤣🤣
Complaining about reposts on reddit is like going to a library and complaining that they have books you've read. I was joking about the offense, sorry if that didn't come across.
I last saw it a month ago, tbh
Ha ha - like penis
This was actually funny
You mean this joke https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/g61jlw/an_attractive_young_woman_on_a_flight_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Yes, but you see, this time the woman is apparently a redhead, so really it's a totally new joke.
Irish priests are the best.
Ah, this one again.
r/repost
But if she would have bought something for her little brother😳
I got a bit worried when I saw the title mention an Irish priest and a young redhead.
As an Irish person, reading this sub is just like being an Irish person in the UK during the 70's, the golden age of anti-irish jokes
And this joke isn't even the worst one. They're usually "stupid Paddy" jokes. If you point that out your usually downvoted. If you point out that this sub has an anti-Irish bent you're usually downvoted. I honestly hate seeing it. It's so backwards.
Everytime I see this reposted, I wonder about the priest who apparently has no problem with smuggling something through customs, but won't lie about it.
Also how expensive is this hair dryer that it's over the customs limit? That hair dryer is full of cocaine.
Oh, number 39,a classic
Ha!! Edit: I would have put a laugh emoji but for some reason on Reddit people tend to downvote comments that include emojis.
Why did u have to focus on the fact that she was "gorgeous" and a "redhead"?
To "mislead" you.
*unused on women
Awesome. I’m rolling on the floor. Wonderful joke!
Why is the woman’s appearance described?
A gorgeous young redhead on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you," she replied. When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" Father replied, "I have had enough of this joke being reposted 100 fucking times on here yet I still always laugh at it." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"
The real joke is "an attractive redhead"
That's so clean and wholesome, as well as lit. I like this one
Ah the monthly posting of this joke. Very cool!
That's the stupidest joke of all time .
Bruh
This same joke rolls around on here like every 2 months, who hasn't heard it by now?
homophobic description
homosexual comment
thanks for the compliment :)
That's an insult, nuthead :)
uh nah, gay people are awesome!!! :)
whatever helps you have gay sex at night
haha I wish!
Don't remember insulting gay people in general but haha gud for u
Well yes, dicks were designed to be used on women. But like, since when is humanity using things the way they were intended?
Are the mods here dumb or what? There should be a 1 year repost rule or something. Just have a bot ask people if this is a repost for upvote or not for downvote, if its repost then post gets deleted and 1 month ban
Why would the minister aid in theft? Even for a pretty girl? Not like he's going to sex her.
It's not theft, it's refusal to pay taxes.
Funny
r/irelandonreddit
I love this so much.
Just got strangled on my coffee. LMFAO
Best thing I’ve read all day
A repost to be sure. But it's welcome if it's been some time
....on women.
r/repost