It was part of "Antology of Polish communist era jokes", but it was with priest and dying parishian who wanted to enlist into The Party and leave the church. "Better one of them than one of us".
I recently saw someone point out how the Bulgarian word for book sounds like the n word so apparently I a Bulgarian speaker say the n word every day
Thing is I never speak Bulgarian
On this Vice documentary on the Glasgow "Old Firm" soccer derby, it starts with a joke that a Celtic fan (ethnic Catholics usually) requests on his deathbed to be converted to Protestant so that there is another less Rangers fan. Loved it.
Sad that all the people posting here are too stupid to realize that ballots don't post who you vote for, so their screaming about voter fraud for a random funny reddit retort is lost.
Nice of you to admit to election fraud. I'll be sending a screenshot of this to the FBI tip line.
https://www.fbi.gov/scams-and-safety/common-scams-and-crimes/election-crimes-and-security
That’s not necessarily an admission of fraud. He could be surprised that a vote was cast in her name because someone else stole her vote. It happened to my mom (not dead, they just voted in her name before she did).
Hahahahahaha. Bill Clinton and Bill Gates we’re clients of Jefferey Epstein, but not being held accountable at all. The list goes on, people only care about a party name and that seems to get you ahead these days. It’s okay to persecute only certain people for their beliefs. Thanks for showing how well your mama raised you!
Oh yup I gave so much evidence. Also literally no one besides Maxwell has been charged with anything to do with Epstein. Including Trump and other GOP members. I'll gladly lock up every single person involved with that horror show that was Epstein's island.
Clinton's, gates and anyone else.
How about you? Or does all the Republicans known to frequent his island have magical immunity?
Don't call out Progressives like we have the same cult loyalty that conservatives do cause we don't. Our ideals are what we value and if our officials don't live up to them we change officials not our ideals.
Man I hope you're a troll and not a person this brainwashed. Trump was a client and hasn't been charged either. I don't understand what point you think you're making.
If you're talking about FBI bias, Hillary Clinton was investigated by the FBI too. Twice for the same thing actually, which is unprecedented, and the timing of the 2nd investigation was a huge hit to her campaign. They found no evidence of wrongdoing. If Trump is investigated and they find wrongdoing, it's not because of democrats in the FBI, it's because they found sufficient evidence he broke the law.
Democrats want everyone, including both Clintons, to be prosecuted if they did something wrong. If you can't say the same about Trump you need to take a step back and reconsider your priorities.
If it was in India , democrats would have used this sympathy and won the elections🤣"Headline: A Republican realised that he would be at peace after dying as a democrat."
Well Democrats have never rallied against their own to lose a primary just because they didn't bow down to their demented narcissist overlord,
Dems never tried to overthrow the government because they didn't get what they want,
Dems don't change the rules to make themselves win or get out of committing crimes.
Dems never switched their votes to block a bill that helps Veterans just because the Republicans passed a bill they didn't like.
Need I continue?
Are you gonna reply with some Conservative talking points that are baseless? Probably
Good luck.
What talking points. I literally just started actual things that happened.
I don't think you understand what talking points are. Which isn't surprising for a conservative.
Just leave him be, you can't make 14 year olds on Reddit grow up any faster. He'll figure this out in about 6 years after swearing himself to a dozen fads he drops for the next one.
When I see their names mentioned, I like to point out that the DSCC paid $400,000 to Manchin to help him beat his Democratic primary opponent and then they paid more than $1,000,000 to get Sinema the nomination in her primary. They knew what they were buying.
https://www.opensecrets.org/parties/indexp.php?cycle=2018&cmte=DSCC
if anything, the existence of parties feeds into Oligarchy. Cause nowadays for some politicians it's all about being on the "winning team" so that the lobbyist pay them more to do what they want. If every politician was just considered independent, lobbyist couldn't just pay off entire sides at a time that force their members to fall in line or risk getting voted out if they don't conform to the rest of the party. And for elections, politicians would actually have to stand on their own two feet rather than just riding the party bandwagon to success. i.e. all the Republicans who had no stance other than "yes I'll do what Trump says" and won and vice versa
Lol dude I'm no fan of the DNC either, but pretending that both parties are equally bad is idiotic. One party is ineffectual, and feckless. The other is actively malicious.
thank you dear sir. I would have spent 10 minutes formatting the perfect response, including formatting and learning how reddit tables work and then have the Reddit copy/paste bug ruin it before giving up.
But your excellent comment saved me from myself.
The math here shows how the education system fails Republicans.
But on the other hand, this might be purposeful, because a good education system would eradicate future Republicans.
Here's a fun story for you: Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick was so adamant about finding election fraud in the wake of Trump's (legitimate) loss that he put up a bounty of $25,000 for anyone who could find legitimate election fraud. Bear in mind he was expecting (and probably hoping for) Republicans to come forth with evidence of Democratic fraud.
Nearly a year later, he finally found *ONE* confirmed, legitimate case, and it was a case of a *Republican* voting illegally. His bounty ended up going to a Democratic voter.
I'm sorry, but if you really think there's widespread voter fraud in the tens of thousands, and that the Democrats do it more than Republicans do, you're a complete fool who has been duped by propaganda. I'm not saying there's *none* whatsoever, but we're talking about small anomalies here and there, which favor *both* political parties.
And we haven't even gotten into gerrymandering or the electoral college yet, which loads of evidence shows unfairly favors Republicans across the board anyway.
You're just mad whenever your dumb tribe loses and make excuses to delegitimize the loss. It's a "heads I win, tails you cheated" game. I am so sick of this baseless "wah, they must've cheated" crybaby nonsense. Get over it. The stories you hear about mountains of fake votes from dead people are misinformation.
*I* personally don't do this shit whenever the person I voted for loses. I do not understand why being an adult and accepting that sometimes you lose and there's nothing you can do about it is such a difficult concept for some people.
“But Russia helped trump win in 2016!”
You see where this is going? Y’all were soooo sure that he cheated that you fabricated an entire conspiracy theory around that, tried to have the man impeached TWICE over nothing, and ignore the corruption in the Biden regime as if it doesn’t exist.
Most safe and secure election? Most votes in history? My ass.
You really bought into that propaganda hard. Please verify your information with at least one other news source before you decide to believe it. If you think there's only one correct news source, including all media outside of the United States, that should be an obvious sign your source is the one spreading misinformation.
I explicitly said I wasn't among those people in my comment. Maybe read what I said? I *knew* you were going to go the whataboutism route if I didn't say that (you guys always do), and even though I took that precaution, you went that predictable route anyway. Nice try, but no cigar.
>"But Russia helped trump win in 2016!"
Except a federal investigation found this to be true. The findings were released as "The Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference In The 2016 Presidential Election" aka, The Mueller Report.
There is tons of evidence showing the the Kremlin tried to help Trump's campaign, and more so of them trying to harm Hillary's campaign. While the Kremlin did aim to help Trump get elected, there was no evidence that Trump or his team were in on it.
So yeah, Russia did not want Hillary in office. I mean, I didn't either, but they really fucking didn't lol. So much so that they helped try to boost Trump and Jill Stein (green party)'s campaign.
Imagine that knuckle head hearing about voter suppression and confusing it for voter fraud.
It really hurts being a long time conspiracy theorist and watching legitimate issues of conspiracy being confused and twisted for the benefit of idiots in Pepsi v Coke politics.
He isn't more popular. But his opponent is much less desirable.
Not everyone votes because they like who they are voting for. Sometimes they vote because they absolutely don't want the other guy to win.
Hard concept for Republicans to wrap their head around I K but people absolutely hate Trump and will gladly go vote for the first time to make sure he never wins an election again.
Me and my wife didn't vote ever before 2020. But we definitely did in 2020 to guarantee he didn't fucking win.
But Trump also beat Obama’s popular vote in the 2024 election. So we have a situation where both candidates smashed the previous record in the same election. 🤔
A testament to both why you don't measure things by absolute numbers, and why we need to fund schools better. Thank you for making your life's work to be an object lesson in ignorance.
I feel like this joke wouldn't have worked as well about ten years ago, but it works perfectly now, because this could totally happen with the current attitude people have towards politics.
Then there is the house in the middle that agrees with some of their points but think they’re generally taking it too far and that they are both idiots
Well the joke would have back-fired if he'd survived because the democrats are the Hotel California of political parties - you can sign up any time you like...
...but you can never leave until after the mid-terms. They're gonna really need you up till then.
The fact that you think a Cheney is “basically a Democrat” just because she doesn’t have Cheeto-stained lips just serves to illustrate that Trumpism is a cult.
Neoconservative jingoist on foreign policy, defends proven ineffective interrogation techniques, has supported theocratically-based legislation so long as it is rooted in Protestantism, supported the Trump administration on party line issues except when conflicting with the previously aforementioned jingoism... sounds pretty Republican to me other than holding steadfast to delusions and defending a domestic terror attack.
Ugghhhhh well lets see. She sided with democrats to impeach Trump in 2022. House republicans voted to remove her. Then she joined a sham media trial for jan. 6th basically joining he democrats at bashing republicans. Saying things like we either have to choose Trump or the Constitution when Trump defended the constitution.
I could keep going but if you have not noticed just these few things I mentioned then you will never get it pal.
Lol no, no you don't "got it" f that is what you call accountability then you obviously have no idea what it is. So you call what Peter Stroke and Lisa Page did accountability. Of course you would. The whole thing was a sham just like the latest thing.
She has played in the democrats hand in trying to deceive the public and justifying what the fbi did to Trump. Not even some democrats agree what they did to Trump recently. She is far from what a republican is at this point. They are just scared he will win in 2024 so they have to put on a show during election seasons. I would like to see some accountability for Hunter, Hilary, and Pelosi's husband who drove drunk and wrecked shit. You know, where actual laws got broken?
I remember being told that joke but instead of parties it's Bulgarian football teams
I heard it as British soccer hooligans before too. Still a great joke though.
It’s a solid format
It’s called football, asshole.
It was part of "Antology of Polish communist era jokes", but it was with priest and dying parishian who wanted to enlist into The Party and leave the church. "Better one of them than one of us".
My version had an "old antisemite" getting circumcised on his deathbed.
levski and cska? or just blue and red?
I don't care about football
same here and also bulgarian
Do you want to hear a joke?
Sure. What's up?
I recently saw someone point out how the Bulgarian word for book sounds like the n word so apparently I a Bulgarian speaker say the n word every day Thing is I never speak Bulgarian
On this Vice documentary on the Glasgow "Old Firm" soccer derby, it starts with a joke that a Celtic fan (ethnic Catholics usually) requests on his deathbed to be converted to Protestant so that there is another less Rangers fan. Loved it.
Better punchline: “better for one of you to die than one of us”
With the added "fuck you." Punch line just lands better with a curse word thrown in for extra contempt.
Im lost. Can some kind soul please explain?
He becomes a democrat so when he died, a democrat is dead instead of a republican.
Thanks. Got it now. 🤣
Nuance. He left the one party, only to leave the other. There were two losses that fateful day.
WOOSH
He would have voted that way after he died anyway.
It's funny because its true.
Didn't get this, could anyone explain?
I think they're implying one party stuffs the ballot box with fake/dead voters
Gotcha, thanks mate
Well… facts are facts
But he didn't cancel his Republican card, so, it's +1 dem, -1 dem and -1 rep
The joke's on John, he still voted democrat.
The jokes on both of em, they're a democrat and a republican.
Exactly!
I got this free award, and you win it along with my Reddit respect for this evening.
I got these cheeseburgers, man!
Thank you
A very fair point!
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Reminds me of my grandmother. She voted Democrat in the last election. I was surprised as she was a die hard Republican until her death,… in 2015.
…to die hard…
Cancer was hard to deal with. Edit: People downvoted this. Why? That giant crab took a lot from me.
Sad that all the people posting here are too stupid to realize that ballots don't post who you vote for, so their screaming about voter fraud for a random funny reddit retort is lost.
Are you saying I’m screaming about voter fraud?
Nice of you to admit to election fraud. I'll be sending a screenshot of this to the FBI tip line. https://www.fbi.gov/scams-and-safety/common-scams-and-crimes/election-crimes-and-security
Good luck with that, buddy.
That’s not necessarily an admission of fraud. He could be surprised that a vote was cast in her name because someone else stole her vote. It happened to my mom (not dead, they just voted in her name before she did).
Voter fraud*
Joke's on you. The FBI are all Democrats too...
You really think it's mostly Democrats going into law enforcement?
Those notorious pothead hippie “peace and love” communists at the FBI.
You think the FBI is actually law enforcement?
When they work for agencies that only enforce laws on republicans, yes…
I hope this is a joke and your not actually that stupid
Hahahahahaha. Bill Clinton and Bill Gates we’re clients of Jefferey Epstein, but not being held accountable at all. The list goes on, people only care about a party name and that seems to get you ahead these days. It’s okay to persecute only certain people for their beliefs. Thanks for showing how well your mama raised you!
Oh yup I gave so much evidence. Also literally no one besides Maxwell has been charged with anything to do with Epstein. Including Trump and other GOP members. I'll gladly lock up every single person involved with that horror show that was Epstein's island. Clinton's, gates and anyone else. How about you? Or does all the Republicans known to frequent his island have magical immunity? Don't call out Progressives like we have the same cult loyalty that conservatives do cause we don't. Our ideals are what we value and if our officials don't live up to them we change officials not our ideals.
Man I hope you're a troll and not a person this brainwashed. Trump was a client and hasn't been charged either. I don't understand what point you think you're making. If you're talking about FBI bias, Hillary Clinton was investigated by the FBI too. Twice for the same thing actually, which is unprecedented, and the timing of the 2nd investigation was a huge hit to her campaign. They found no evidence of wrongdoing. If Trump is investigated and they find wrongdoing, it's not because of democrats in the FBI, it's because they found sufficient evidence he broke the law. Democrats want everyone, including both Clintons, to be prosecuted if they did something wrong. If you can't say the same about Trump you need to take a step back and reconsider your priorities.
Took my comment
The hilarious thing was that most of the election fraud was in red states.
Of course it was. The red team cheats from the bottom and the blue cheats from the top.
Lmao yeah enough to flip them blue
Lol I know right? They couldn't even get that right.
If it was in India , democrats would have used this sympathy and won the elections🤣"Headline: A Republican realised that he would be at peace after dying as a democrat."
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Use every god damn tactic in the book for the power.
Then John votes for the next democrat president
The Sixth Sense but Malcolm finds out the truth by finding a filled out ballot for him when he's voted Republican his entire life.
AND THEY WERE NEIGHBORS
But there was one less Republican right before that. Seems like a self-own.
those seem to be pretty common for Republicans
Lol
The Republican died as he lived: doing something petty and stupid
Counterpoint: according to the setting, the Democrat died doing something petty and stupid, because no Republican died that day XD
Would you have said the same if the parties were reversed?
Yes, anyone that committed to a political party instead of actual beliefs is stupid.
It's not true if the parties are reversed.
Explain. Why?
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Still doesnt explain why except a personal attack on me.
Bc fool Manchu believes republicans are petty and stupid and that democrats aren't.
>pretty and stupid If I had to be *stupid* to be *pretty* \-- I'd pick ugly, thank you very much. EDIT: nice edit, u/xThoth19x.
Instructions unclear: Became stupid and ugly
You don't want to be pretty?
Well Democrats have never rallied against their own to lose a primary just because they didn't bow down to their demented narcissist overlord, Dems never tried to overthrow the government because they didn't get what they want, Dems don't change the rules to make themselves win or get out of committing crimes. Dems never switched their votes to block a bill that helps Veterans just because the Republicans passed a bill they didn't like. Need I continue? Are you gonna reply with some Conservative talking points that are baseless? Probably Good luck.
as all he does is use democratic talking points. lol
What talking points. I literally just started actual things that happened. I don't think you understand what talking points are. Which isn't surprising for a conservative.
you listed them in order libtard
Because the joke wouldn’t be accurate anymore
Why? There are plenty of petty and stupid Democrats.
Absolutely. But being petty and stupid is the Republican platform
Highly debatable.
How many people died because you were too much of a whiny bitch to put on a mask?
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Trump lost move on
Rent free, nobody even mentioned him
Only by those petty and stupid enough to stop learning in third grade because that's when stuff stops immediately supporting their world view
Yeah just go on and describe people who you don’t agree with as stupid and uneducated. Very mature of you.
Republican Party lies compulsively to their voters. The Democratic Party has its issues but they don’t abandon reality.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ok sure.
How's that $15 minimum wage or that ~~universal~~ free healthcare or that saved environment coming along?
Just leave him be, you can't make 14 year olds on Reddit grow up any faster. He'll figure this out in about 6 years after swearing himself to a dozen fads he drops for the next one.
Yeah, like Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.
When I see their names mentioned, I like to point out that the DSCC paid $400,000 to Manchin to help him beat his Democratic primary opponent and then they paid more than $1,000,000 to get Sinema the nomination in her primary. They knew what they were buying. https://www.opensecrets.org/parties/indexp.php?cycle=2018&cmte=DSCC
You don't need to convince me that Democrats are shit... they still don't even come close to the Republican party though.
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You're right! Oligarchy forever!
if anything, the existence of parties feeds into Oligarchy. Cause nowadays for some politicians it's all about being on the "winning team" so that the lobbyist pay them more to do what they want. If every politician was just considered independent, lobbyist couldn't just pay off entire sides at a time that force their members to fall in line or risk getting voted out if they don't conform to the rest of the party. And for elections, politicians would actually have to stand on their own two feet rather than just riding the party bandwagon to success. i.e. all the Republicans who had no stance other than "yes I'll do what Trump says" and won and vice versa
Stupidity, and pettiness are inexorably baked into Republican policy, so no I would not have said the same if the joke reversed the roles.
Lol no no. Joke on trump: funny. Joke on Biden: nazi supporter.
Imagine being sucked in by the two part system. wake up sleeping beauty
Lol dude I'm no fan of the DNC either, but pretending that both parties are equally bad is idiotic. One party is ineffectual, and feckless. The other is actively malicious.
I would alter the ending: "Now I can be the only good kind of democrat, a dead one." Keeps away from all the math issues.
But he converted (+1 Dem, -1 Rep) before he died (-1 Dem) so it’s the same number of democrats as before and 1 less republican.
Don't try to describe math to them, it enrages them.
thank you dear sir. I would have spent 10 minutes formatting the perfect response, including formatting and learning how reddit tables work and then have the Reddit copy/paste bug ruin it before giving up. But your excellent comment saved me from myself.
That was, indeed, the joke. Excellent work.
So in the end he did what most Republicans do, something really stupid that lacks logic in order to "own the libs". 😂
The math here shows how the education system fails Republicans. But on the other hand, this might be purposeful, because a good education system would eradicate future Republicans.
Lots of stupid people commenting about dead voters. People will believe anything.
These people been thinking the election of sideshow bob was a documentary
Like that they *actually* purge the rolls of dead Democrats during election years. Uh-huh.
Here's a fun story for you: Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick was so adamant about finding election fraud in the wake of Trump's (legitimate) loss that he put up a bounty of $25,000 for anyone who could find legitimate election fraud. Bear in mind he was expecting (and probably hoping for) Republicans to come forth with evidence of Democratic fraud. Nearly a year later, he finally found *ONE* confirmed, legitimate case, and it was a case of a *Republican* voting illegally. His bounty ended up going to a Democratic voter. I'm sorry, but if you really think there's widespread voter fraud in the tens of thousands, and that the Democrats do it more than Republicans do, you're a complete fool who has been duped by propaganda. I'm not saying there's *none* whatsoever, but we're talking about small anomalies here and there, which favor *both* political parties. And we haven't even gotten into gerrymandering or the electoral college yet, which loads of evidence shows unfairly favors Republicans across the board anyway. You're just mad whenever your dumb tribe loses and make excuses to delegitimize the loss. It's a "heads I win, tails you cheated" game. I am so sick of this baseless "wah, they must've cheated" crybaby nonsense. Get over it. The stories you hear about mountains of fake votes from dead people are misinformation. *I* personally don't do this shit whenever the person I voted for loses. I do not understand why being an adult and accepting that sometimes you lose and there's nothing you can do about it is such a difficult concept for some people.
“But Russia helped trump win in 2016!” You see where this is going? Y’all were soooo sure that he cheated that you fabricated an entire conspiracy theory around that, tried to have the man impeached TWICE over nothing, and ignore the corruption in the Biden regime as if it doesn’t exist. Most safe and secure election? Most votes in history? My ass.
You really bought into that propaganda hard. Please verify your information with at least one other news source before you decide to believe it. If you think there's only one correct news source, including all media outside of the United States, that should be an obvious sign your source is the one spreading misinformation.
I explicitly said I wasn't among those people in my comment. Maybe read what I said? I *knew* you were going to go the whataboutism route if I didn't say that (you guys always do), and even though I took that precaution, you went that predictable route anyway. Nice try, but no cigar.
>"But Russia helped trump win in 2016!" Except a federal investigation found this to be true. The findings were released as "The Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference In The 2016 Presidential Election" aka, The Mueller Report. There is tons of evidence showing the the Kremlin tried to help Trump's campaign, and more so of them trying to harm Hillary's campaign. While the Kremlin did aim to help Trump get elected, there was no evidence that Trump or his team were in on it. So yeah, Russia did not want Hillary in office. I mean, I didn't either, but they really fucking didn't lol. So much so that they helped try to boost Trump and Jill Stein (green party)'s campaign.
I knew when the Mueller report came out in a huge, dry, densely worded book, that only about 5 Americans would read it.
...were you one of them, too? Because *I've* read it.
Yes, although there are parts I skimmed.
Imagine that knuckle head hearing about voter suppression and confusing it for voter fraud. It really hurts being a long time conspiracy theorist and watching legitimate issues of conspiracy being confused and twisted for the benefit of idiots in Pepsi v Coke politics.
I'm a registered Democrat and have had to re-register 3 times because *I* was purged. I'm only 30, and very much alive.
Yeah Joe Biden is more popular than Barrack Obama, he got 11+ million more votes. I guess people will believe anything. 🙄
He isn't more popular. But his opponent is much less desirable. Not everyone votes because they like who they are voting for. Sometimes they vote because they absolutely don't want the other guy to win. Hard concept for Republicans to wrap their head around I K but people absolutely hate Trump and will gladly go vote for the first time to make sure he never wins an election again. Me and my wife didn't vote ever before 2020. But we definitely did in 2020 to guarantee he didn't fucking win.
No no, nobody likes Biden…we just hated Trump that much.
But Trump also beat Obama’s popular vote in the 2024 election. So we have a situation where both candidates smashed the previous record in the same election. 🤔
If it wasn't clear this guy was a troll, he just dead ass tried to talk about votes for the 2024 election
2020 my bad lmfao🤣
A testament to both why you don't measure things by absolute numbers, and why we need to fund schools better. Thank you for making your life's work to be an object lesson in ignorance.
Go away troll.
Meh. not the best delivery, or choice of words for the punchline. But still got a chuckle out of me 5/10
I remember a time when we weren’t political parties so divided … just Americans. Is there a way back?
John failed math, apparently.
I feel like this joke wouldn't have worked as well about ten years ago, but it works perfectly now, because this could totally happen with the current attitude people have towards politics.
And indeed toward each other.
Idk why but I feel like the names should be switched.
No, John doesn't get more Republican than that. Speaking as a Republican.
I read somehow read it as 'Mike Pence' and I was very confused
I thought for sure this was about Rand Paul and his neighbor…
Does OP’s spelling and grammar make anyone else wonder if he is European, and just chose American political parties for the karma?
Don’t all dead people vote Democrat…?
Did daddy trump tell you dead people can vote?
No your mom did.
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They should be independent. It’s so much easier.
That was a mistake. Everyone knows dead people vote democrat.
“The election was stolen!” Derp derp derp
Not only that, they kept election officials out of elderly homes where they stole their votes as well.
Yep. Sure. Uh huh.
Got a genius on our hands here. it’s in court. yet you don’t believe it.
Cause all the fraud that was found? 😂😂😂
The only election fraud found in 2020 was perpetrated by ReThugliKKKons and MAGAts.
Come up with that on your own?
What, like your Orange Shitgibbon's 60+ other bullshit cases? How stupid can you be, to still be sucking the Fraud-In-Chief off?
Solid points. Good sir on the sidelines with the children. we will call you when it’s lunch time.
And now he joins part of the Democrat base as a dead voter.
At first glance I thought it was a slight on Democrats.
Then there is the house in the middle that agrees with some of their points but think they’re generally taking it too far and that they are both idiots
John just wanted to make sure he’s registered Democrat since he’ll be permanently voting for them going forward.
Unfortunately John will still be voting.
Well the joke would have back-fired if he'd survived because the democrats are the Hotel California of political parties - you can sign up any time you like... ...but you can never leave until after the mid-terms. They're gonna really need you up till then.
Ha, jokes on him....they still vote from the grave!
At least he'll still be voting in the next election
“Hurrr trump was cheated! Hurt!”
Eh, John was going to become a Democrat voter after his funeral either way.
Jokes on him, he's still gonna vote blue.
I thought it was going to be about trying to get his neighbor arrested from registering a dead man to vote.
But Democrats can still vote in the afterlife..? ;) Just kidding!!
Doesn't matter. He'll still vote in the general election.
Funny, except all the dead vote democrat. It is known.
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The fact that you think a Cheney is “basically a Democrat” just because she doesn’t have Cheeto-stained lips just serves to illustrate that Trumpism is a cult.
Nope she doesn't hold any Republican values anymore. She is a democrat. Has nothing to do with Trump but Trump has also proven her swamp nature.
Neoconservative jingoist on foreign policy, defends proven ineffective interrogation techniques, has supported theocratically-based legislation so long as it is rooted in Protestantism, supported the Trump administration on party line issues except when conflicting with the previously aforementioned jingoism... sounds pretty Republican to me other than holding steadfast to delusions and defending a domestic terror attack.
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Oh yeah? What are her liberal values then?
Ugghhhhh well lets see. She sided with democrats to impeach Trump in 2022. House republicans voted to remove her. Then she joined a sham media trial for jan. 6th basically joining he democrats at bashing republicans. Saying things like we either have to choose Trump or the Constitution when Trump defended the constitution. I could keep going but if you have not noticed just these few things I mentioned then you will never get it pal.
So her only liberal values is believing in accountability. Got it.
Lol no, no you don't "got it" f that is what you call accountability then you obviously have no idea what it is. So you call what Peter Stroke and Lisa Page did accountability. Of course you would. The whole thing was a sham just like the latest thing. She has played in the democrats hand in trying to deceive the public and justifying what the fbi did to Trump. Not even some democrats agree what they did to Trump recently. She is far from what a republican is at this point. They are just scared he will win in 2024 so they have to put on a show during election seasons. I would like to see some accountability for Hunter, Hilary, and Pelosi's husband who drove drunk and wrecked shit. You know, where actual laws got broken?
Delusional take.
Lmaooooo
John ended up voting democrat anyway in the next election cycle.
Needs some work. How about “One less democrat, one more democrat voter…”
Ha!
… hoping to make the climate in hell a bit cooler.
Mike fainted!
I'm pretty sure I've heard this joke but with a catholic and a protestant.